Celebrities › Re: Caitlyn Jenner And Bisi Alimi Step Out Together by McBrooklyn(m): 9:56pm On Jul 29, 2016*. Modified: 10:18pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
Gay??!!!
Sometimes, I do wonder if it is the government that placed all these f**king gays on p*ssy embargo 
But why ah go get diiick and ah no go use am dey f**k p*ssy and I go con talk say na a fellow diiick I wan dey f**k
Kolewerk!!! 
P**sy wey don cheap reach wey be say with ordinary a Nnamdi Azikwe Note, you go f**k and f**k and be f**king till you cum and be cum*ing
I hate Gays!!! 
F**k Gays!!!  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lady In Hijab Twerking Kampala, Uganda During A Concert Sets Tongues Wagging by McBrooklyn(m): 9:49pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
mizzbouqui:
adonbilivit, this must be Photoshop  Nice Shape And Curve At Your Display Picture 
Can you twerk too??  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lady In Hijab Twerking Kampala, Uganda During A Concert Sets Tongues Wagging by McBrooklyn(m): 9:23pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
mukhcech: This is news because it is hijab. So all those other ashawos must be christian bah. Make una continue una madness. Oga, Chillax Now!! And why your blood dey hot anyhow?? 
If you actually read the post very well, it was not mentioned that the girl wey dey twerk na ashawo or even any girl wey dey twerk na ashawo 
Why una con like to dey relate small sh*t to religion sef?? 
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Lady In Hijab Twerking Kampala, Uganda During A Concert Sets Tongues Wagging by McBrooklyn(m): 9:21pm On Jul 29, 2016*. Modified: 9:53pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
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Literature › Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by McBrooklyn(m): 9:31am On Jul 28, 2016 |
ClassCaptain, your own story dey always be tragedy now?? 
Good things no dey happen for una side??  |
Romance › Re: 15 Issues With Modern Ladies by McBrooklyn(m): 8:18am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Berlyn: obviously we ladies have more opportunity than the men, however, we ladies still face many challenges related to gender ” i'm going to list out some of the issues 'modern ladies faces in our society today which we seriously need to tackle
-You find a beautiful one, The brain is empty.
-You find a brilliant one, She looks too serious.
-You find an upgraded one, She's always after human hair and flashy things.
-You find a rich one, She lacks manners.
-You find a hard-working one, She is a career woman.
-You find a serious one, Her EX keeps calling.
-You find a humble one, She doesn't look presentable.
-You find a responsible one, She's not romantic.
-You find a cultured one, She refuses to embrace civilization
-You find a simple one, She never takes you serious.
-You find an educated one, She feels she's always right.
-You find an illiterate one, She always gets angry whenever you correct her.
-You find a devoted one, She reports you to her religious instructor each time you have an issue.
-You find a fat one, All she knows is sleep,You find a short one, She hardly gets over issues.
-You find a smart one, she lies every time.
This is a serious issue, so ladies whichever one you fall on, you need to sit up before you loss so many suitors 
You sef get correct problem 
Hope you know??  |
Health › Re: AT 21, She Has Never Menstruated Before: She Needs Medical advice by McBrooklyn(m): 8:40pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
OK |
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Celebrities › Re: Mo'cheddah Backside Seems To Be Growing Bigger In New Photo by McBrooklyn(m): 11:26am On Jul 27, 2016 |
190theclown: na she sabi
there is hunger in the land
people are dying and she de dress like who carry harambe for ny=ash!!
tbh she nor even fine... i have seen and dealt wit even beta girls 
nairaland people how many of una don chop this morning>  |
Celebrities › Re: Mo'cheddah Backside Seems To Be Growing Bigger In New Photo by McBrooklyn(m): 11:25am On Jul 27, 2016 |
OK |
Politics › Re: Olufunso Amosun Visits Korede Taiwo, Chained By Father by McBrooklyn(m): 7:27am On Jul 27, 2016 |
Berlyn:
 Berlyn Baby!!!
My Berlyn of life, Did you know we can actually go to Berlin together one this days if you promised to be my wife 
You dey feel my flow??  |
Politics › Re: I Rejected Obasanjo’s N50m Bribe – Na’Allah by McBrooklyn(m): 11:11pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
Ekugbeh: ok, come n coolect it Na you be Obasanjo?? 
Or are you somehow related??  |
Politics › Re: I Rejected Obasanjo’s N50m Bribe – Na’Allah by McBrooklyn(m): 11:08pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
Ekugbeh: ok, come n coolect it Na you be Obasanjo?? 
Or are you somehow related??  |
Politics › Re: I Rejected Obasanjo’s N50m Bribe – Na’Allah by McBrooklyn(m): 9:49pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
You rejected free #50M just like that?? Tha F**k??!!! 
The so-called deputy speaker must be kidding 
Abeg Make una epp me tell Obasanjo that I get one of his top secret make E bribe me or else ah go open a thread on Nairaland tomorrow and ah go cc Buhari, EFCC and Co. 
#100M last price no bargain!!! #100M or Nothing!!! 
L-O-L . . . In my wildest dream, Obasanjo go pay me #100M bribe  |
Politics › Re: Olufunso Amosun Visits Korede Taiwo, Chained By Father by McBrooklyn(m): 9:46pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
ice25: lol ure not serious L-O-L 
Actually, I'm damn serious!! 
Guess you must be actually beautiful for you to be hiding your gorgeous face 
As I don do you one favour now, Shey you fit do me one too??  |
Politics › Re: Olufunso Amosun Visits Korede Taiwo, Chained By Father by McBrooklyn(m): 7:21pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
ice25: can someone create a meme with that first pics?
nice one her excellency Lemme actually epp you dear!!! 
The look of disappointment on your face when you click Ice25 profile expecting to see a fine girl but you saw just a normal picture 
Shey I try?? 
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Politics › Re: Olufunso Amosun Visits Korede Taiwo, Chained By Father by McBrooklyn(m): 7:10pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
Boy: (Thinking) So Mrs First Lady No Go Drop Something For Me So?? 
First Lady: (Thinking) Sorry Boy!! I blame Buhari for this hard economy and thunder fire that your heartless papa for what he did to you!!! 
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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Fans Gave Justine Skye Warning About breaking Wizkid's Heart by McBrooklyn(m): 9:16am On Jul 24, 2016 |
Elijahrona2: Money n gold I've got none. What i have however, am giving to you. Check it, read it and enjoy Oga, Swerve Joor!!! 
We talking Moneygram and you're talking Instagram . . . You Well So??  |
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Fans Gave Justine Skye Warning About breaking Wizkid's Heart by McBrooklyn(m): 9:13am On Jul 24, 2016 |
Elijahrona2:
Watin concern people concern that one?
Abeg guys check watin really concern you for my signature Who You Epp?? 
Your signature dey give money?? Preferably Dollars??  |
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Fans Gave Justine Skye Warning About breaking Wizkid's Heart by McBrooklyn(m): 9:09am On Jul 24, 2016*. Modified: 9:33am On Jul 24, 2016 |
Baba Nla Himself 
Another Bush Meet Don Show 
I'll say this now and I'll keep saying it for most guys here
The easiest way to a girl's heart and pant is by you getting money, getting more money and add fame join
Imagine Justine Skye Wey No Sabi Wizkid When He Dey Hustle For Surulere Now Wan Open Legs And Become Baby Mama Too  |
Celebrities › Re: Emmanuella's Birthday Cake From Her 6th Birthday Celebration Party by McBrooklyn(m): 8:52am On Jul 24, 2016 |
L-O-L 
This girl head get as E be sha 
Anytime I dey see the girl head even before watching dem skit sef I go just dey laff 
It's high time our Nigerian ladies needs to start realizing that it's not all about having beautiful face with absolutely nothing worth a dime upstairs 
Happy Birthday Kiddo!! Wishing Ya Long Life And Prosperity!!! |
Literature › Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by McBrooklyn(m): 8:33am On Jul 24, 2016 |
L-O-L 
Bruh, you really tried with this your story 
The story get as E be cos E just dey make person laff anyhow 
Nice piece, Bro!!!  |
Politics › Re: Okigwe Rerun: INEC Agent Caught With Ballot Papers & Prepared Results by McBrooklyn(m): 7:54am On Jul 24, 2016 |
The Love For Money Is The Root Of Every F**king Evil 
Dem Israelites And The Love For Money Be Like 
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Romance › Re: "Testing" Your Partner To See If They Pass The Fidelity Test by McBrooklyn(m): 9:12pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
OK |
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Nairalander Designs New Emblem For Enyimba International FC by McBrooklyn(m): 8:55pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
Adekule Gold Jnr. Una well done ooo! 
Abeg, Bro make una epp Oga Seu.n redesign this Nairaland logo too cos this current logo don old and E no even dey sexy at all!!!  |
Crime › Re: 7-year-old Boy Arrested For Murder Freed At Last After Spending A Month In Jail by McBrooklyn(m): 8:24pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
DebbieSean: I've been offline o. Oops! And I've been missing you very badly here 
But now that you're back now, guess you'll have to make up for the wasted time or what did you think??  |
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Dances, Whines His Waist "You Are Gay, You Should've Danced Unclad" Fans by McBrooklyn(m): 8:25pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Now this is actually funny 
With P*ssy wey surplus nowadays some people still dey do homo?? 
#SAY_NO_TO_GAY  |
Romance › Re: "I Saw A Lady Cat-walking Unclad At Opebi Road Last Night" - Man Claims (photo) by McBrooklyn(m): 8:18pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Berlyn:
 This your new signature get as E be sha 
But wait lemme ask you these questions 
"Someone's crush" . Who dey crush on you?? 
"Asset to the economy" . Asset ko, Liability ni 
lala's crush  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Non-teaching Vacancies: Federal University Of Technology Akure by McBrooklyn(m): 7:41am On Jul 22, 2016 |
OK |
Crime › Re: 7-year-old Boy Arrested For Murder Freed At Last After Spending A Month In Jail by McBrooklyn(m): 7:40am On Jul 22, 2016 |
DebbieSean: It's okay, thanks. It's okay, thanks. You're welcome!! 
But where have you been since all these days??  |
Jokes Etc › When You See Your High School Mathematics Teacher That Said You Will Not Make It by McBrooklyn(op): 2:21pm On Jul 21, 2016 |
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Education › Re: A Maths Teacher Asked To Teach English Language.... by McBrooklyn(m): 9:58am On Jul 21, 2016*. Modified: 10:14am On Jul 21, 2016 |
L-O-L 
This Is Mathematics At Its Peak!! 
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