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Celebrities › Re: Caitlyn Jenner And Bisi Alimi Step Out Together by McBrooklyn(m):
Gay??!!! shocked shocked


Sometimes, I do wonder if it is the government that placed all these f**king gays on p*ssy embargo angry



But why ah go get diiick and ah no go use am dey f**k p*ssy and I go con talk say na a fellow diiick I wan dey f**k

Kolewerk!!! angry angry


P**sy wey don cheap reach wey be say with ordinary a Nnamdi Azikwe Note, you go f**k and f**k and be f**king till you cum and be cum*ing angry


I hate Gays!!! angry


F**k Gays!!!
angry angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lady In Hijab Twerking Kampala, Uganda During A Concert Sets Tongues Wagging by McBrooklyn(m): 9:49pm On Jul 29, 2016
mizzbouqui:
shocked adonbilivit, this must be Photoshop undecided
Nice Shape And Curve At Your Display Picture kiss kiss



Can you twerk too??
kiss kiss
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lady In Hijab Twerking Kampala, Uganda During A Concert Sets Tongues Wagging by McBrooklyn(m): 9:23pm On Jul 29, 2016
mukhcech:
This is news because it is hijab. So all those other ashawos must be christian bah. Make una continue una madness.
Oga, Chillax Now!! And why your blood dey hot anyhow?? undecided undecided


If you actually read the post very well, it was not mentioned that the girl wey dey twerk na ashawo or even any girl wey dey twerk na ashawo angry angry


Why una con like to dey relate small sh*t to religion sef??
undecided undecided

Foreign Affairs › Re: Lady In Hijab Twerking Kampala, Uganda During A Concert Sets Tongues Wagging by McBrooklyn(m):
Oshey Baddest!!! Gbedu Wey Dey Burst Brain cheesy cheesy



Work! Work!! Work!!! Work!!!! Work!!!!! Work!!!!!!



Make this kind girl rock person once that person life no go remain the same forever grin grin



Booty Wey Dey Burst Brain!!!
cheesy grin.

Literature › Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by McBrooklyn(m): 9:31am On Jul 28, 2016
ClassCaptain, your own story dey always be tragedy now?? cheesy cheesy


Good things no dey happen for una side??
grin grin
Romance › Re: 15 Issues With Modern Ladies by McBrooklyn(m): 8:18am On Jul 28, 2016
Berlyn:
obviously we ladies have more opportunity than the men, however, we ladies still face many challenges related to gender ” i'm going to list out some of the issues 'modern ladies faces in our society today which we seriously need to tackle


-You find a beautiful one, The brain is empty.

-You find a brilliant one, She looks too serious.

-You find an upgraded one, She's always after human hair and flashy things.

-You find a rich one, She lacks manners.

-You find a hard-working one, She is a career woman.

-You find a serious one, Her EX keeps calling.

-You find a humble one, She doesn't look presentable.

-You find a responsible one, She's not romantic.

-You find a cultured one, She refuses to embrace civilization

-You find a simple one, She never takes you serious.

-You find an educated one, She feels she's always right.

-You find an illiterate one, She always gets angry whenever you correct her.

-You find a devoted one, She reports you to her religious instructor each time you have an issue.

-You find a fat one, All she knows is sleep,You find a short one, She hardly gets over issues.

-You find a smart one, she lies every time.

This is a serious issue, so ladies whichever one you fall on, you need to sit up before you loss so many suitors grin


You sef get correct problem angry angry



Hope you know??
undecided undecided
Health › Re: AT 21, She Has Never Menstruated Before: She Needs Medical advice by McBrooklyn(m): 8:40pm On Jul 27, 2016
OK
Celebrities › Re: Mo'cheddah Backside Seems To Be Growing Bigger In New Photo by McBrooklyn(m): 11:26am On Jul 27, 2016
190theclown:
na she sabi
there is hunger in the land

people are dying and she de dress like who carry harambe for ny=ash!!
tbh she nor even fine... i have seen and dealt wit even beta girls grin
nairaland people how many of una don chop this morning>
grin
Celebrities › Re: Mo'cheddah Backside Seems To Be Growing Bigger In New Photo by McBrooklyn(m): 11:25am On Jul 27, 2016
OK
Politics › Re: Olufunso Amosun Visits Korede Taiwo, Chained By Father by McBrooklyn(m): 7:27am On Jul 27, 2016
Berlyn:
grin
Berlyn Baby!!! kiss kiss



My Berlyn of life, Did you know we can actually go to Berlin together one this days if you promised to be my wife kiss kiss






You dey feel my flow??
grin grin
Politics › Re: I Rejected Obasanjo’s N50m Bribe – Na’Allah by McBrooklyn(m): 11:11pm On Jul 26, 2016
Ekugbeh:
ok, come n coolect it
Na you be Obasanjo?? undecided


Or are you somehow related??
undecided undecided
Politics › Re: I Rejected Obasanjo’s N50m Bribe – Na’Allah by McBrooklyn(m): 11:08pm On Jul 26, 2016
Ekugbeh:
ok, come n coolect it
Na you be Obasanjo?? undecided


Or are you somehow related??
undecided undecided
Politics › Re: I Rejected Obasanjo’s N50m Bribe – Na’Allah by McBrooklyn(m): 9:49pm On Jul 26, 2016
You rejected free #50M just like that?? Tha F**k??!!! shocked shocked


The so-called deputy speaker must be kidding embarassed embarassed


Abeg Make una epp me tell Obasanjo that I get one of his top secret make E bribe me or else ah go open a thread on Nairaland tomorrow and ah go cc Buhari, EFCC and Co. angry angry


#100M last price no bargain!!! #100M or Nothing!!! angry angry













L-O-L . . . In my wildest dream, Obasanjo go pay me #100M bribe
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Olufunso Amosun Visits Korede Taiwo, Chained By Father by McBrooklyn(m): 9:46pm On Jul 26, 2016
ice25:
lol ure not serious
L-O-L grin grin


Actually, I'm damn serious!! kiss kiss


Guess you must be actually beautiful for you to be hiding your gorgeous face kiss kiss


As I don do you one favour now, Shey you fit do me one too??
kiss
Politics › Re: Olufunso Amosun Visits Korede Taiwo, Chained By Father by McBrooklyn(m): 7:21pm On Jul 26, 2016
ice25:
can someone create a meme with that first pics?

nice one her excellency
Lemme actually epp you dear!!! kiss kiss



The look of disappointment on your face when you click Ice25 profile expecting to see a fine girl but you saw just a normal picture angry angry



Shey I try??
kiss kiss

Politics › Re: Olufunso Amosun Visits Korede Taiwo, Chained By Father by McBrooklyn(m): 7:10pm On Jul 26, 2016
Boy: (Thinking) So Mrs First Lady No Go Drop Something For Me So?? angry angry


First Lady: (Thinking) Sorry Boy!! I blame Buhari for this hard economy and thunder fire that your heartless papa for what he did to you!!!
angry angry

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Fans Gave Justine Skye Warning About breaking Wizkid's Heart by McBrooklyn(m): 9:16am On Jul 24, 2016
Elijahrona2:
Money n gold I've got none. What i have however, am giving to you. Check it, read it and enjoy
Oga, Swerve Joor!!! angry angry



We talking Moneygram and you're talking Instagram . . . You Well So??
undecided undecided
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Fans Gave Justine Skye Warning About breaking Wizkid's Heart by McBrooklyn(m): 9:13am On Jul 24, 2016
Elijahrona2:
Watin concern people concern that one?

Abeg guys check watin really concern you for my signature
Who You Epp?? undecided undecided


Your signature dey give money?? Preferably Dollars??
angry angry
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Fans Gave Justine Skye Warning About breaking Wizkid's Heart by McBrooklyn(m):
Baba Nla Himself cheesy cheesy


Another Bush Meet Don Show grin grin


I'll say this now and I'll keep saying it for most guys here


The easiest way to a girl's heart and pant is by you getting money, getting more money and add fame join


Imagine Justine Skye Wey No Sabi Wizkid When He Dey Hustle For Surulere Now Wan Open Legs And Become Baby Mama Too
grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Emmanuella's Birthday Cake From Her 6th Birthday Celebration Party by McBrooklyn(m): 8:52am On Jul 24, 2016
L-O-L grin grin


This girl head get as E be sha cheesy cheesy


Anytime I dey see the girl head even before watching dem skit sef I go just dey laff cheesy cheesy


It's high time our Nigerian ladies needs to start realizing that it's not all about having beautiful face with absolutely nothing worth a dime upstairs angry angry


Happy Birthday Kiddo!! Wishing Ya Long Life And Prosperity!!!
Literature › Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by McBrooklyn(m): 8:33am On Jul 24, 2016
L-O-L grin grin


Bruh, you really tried with this your story cool


The story get as E be cos E just dey make person laff anyhow grin grin

Nice piece, Bro!!!
cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Okigwe Rerun: INEC Agent Caught With Ballot Papers & Prepared Results by McBrooklyn(m): 7:54am On Jul 24, 2016
The Love For Money Is The Root Of Every F**king Evil angry angry





Dem Israelites And The Love For Money Be Like
grin grin

Romance › Re: "Testing" Your Partner To See If They Pass The Fidelity Test by McBrooklyn(m): 9:12pm On Jul 23, 2016
OK
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Nairalander Designs New Emblem For Enyimba International FC by McBrooklyn(m): 8:55pm On Jul 23, 2016
Adekule Gold Jnr. Una well done ooo! cool cool





Abeg, Bro make una epp Oga Seu.n redesign this Nairaland logo too cos this current logo don old and E no even dey sexy at all!!!
angry angry
Crime › Re: 7-year-old Boy Arrested For Murder Freed At Last After Spending A Month In Jail by McBrooklyn(m): 8:24pm On Jul 23, 2016
DebbieSean:
I've been offline o.
Oops! And I've been missing you very badly here embarassed embarassed




But now that you're back now, guess you'll have to make up for the wasted time or what did you think??
kiss kiss
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Dances, Whines His Waist "You Are Gay, You Should've Danced Unclad" Fans by McBrooklyn(m): 8:25pm On Jul 22, 2016
Now this is actually funny grin grin



With P*ssy wey surplus nowadays some people still dey do homo?? angry angry




#SAY_NO_TO_GAY
angry angry
Romance › Re: "I Saw A Lady Cat-walking Unclad At Opebi Road Last Night" - Man Claims (photo) by McBrooklyn(m): 8:18pm On Jul 22, 2016
Berlyn:
lipsrsealed undecided
This your new signature get as E be sha grin grin

But wait lemme ask you these questions undecided undecided

"Someone's crush" . Who dey crush on you?? undecided undecided

"Asset to the economy" . Asset ko, Liability ni cheesy cheesy

lala's crush
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Non-teaching Vacancies: Federal University Of Technology Akure by McBrooklyn(m): 7:41am On Jul 22, 2016
OK
Crime › Re: 7-year-old Boy Arrested For Murder Freed At Last After Spending A Month In Jail by McBrooklyn(m): 7:40am On Jul 22, 2016
DebbieSean:
It's okay, thanks. cheesy It's okay, thanks.
You're welcome!! kiss kiss



But where have you been since all these days??
kiss kiss
Jokes Etc › When You See Your High School Mathematics Teacher That Said You Will Not Make It by McBrooklyn(op): 2:21pm On Jul 21, 2016
When you see your high school mathematics teacher that said you will never make it in life because you don't know mathematics grin grin grin



cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi

Education › Re: A Maths Teacher Asked To Teach English Language.... by McBrooklyn(m):
L-O-L grin grin grin







This Is Mathematics At Its Peak!!
cheesy cheesy

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