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[b]In Nigeria, certain things are expected of women. When it comes to the affairs of the home, the society looks up to them. After all, they are the home keepers.

Similarly, every girl child is trained to assume these roles and responsibilities once they are of age. It is more or less a taboo for a Nigerian woman not to be able to cook; it is a serious matter which the society frowns at.

Many homes have become broken due to the woman’s inability to cook and make decent meals; some ladies have been sent back to their parents’ houses so they could learn how to cook. A woman is considered ripe for marriage not only when she is of age but when she has developed attributes and skills that would help her manage the new home she would be starting.

Although we do not share the thought that a woman’s place is in the kitchen, we believe in equity. The husband and wife are expected to grow with each other and complement each other. Their union could be more fun if they could learn new things together.

However, a Nigerian woman is expected to know how to cook some foods. Find below some of the foods she is expected to know how to make:[/b]


Source: https://www.naij.com/855791-6-foods-every-nigerian-woman-expected-know-cook.html?source=article_related

zendar:
5 to add to the list

That "WoW" get as E be now


GUYS, if you like a girl just say it!
Stop waiting for her to post pictures and then you start posting "WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW " under it . . . You be Ambulance??

.

WHATEVER

This is just a woman’s way of saying “excuse me”.


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When a woman wants to try to ignore a guy that they don’t like they say things that will sound like a compliment to the guy which is not what they actually mean.


“It’s hard to understand "women" this phrase is often said by men. Technically it’s true, because women usually shifts their mood and sometimes not expressive enough to show what they truly feel. That’s why men are having a hard time understanding women, but it doesn’t mean they can’t.


Here are some of the words used men think women use in acknowledging whatever they say.


Source: https://www.naij.com/889780-5-funny-deadly-words-used-women.html?source=index_latest


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greatgod2012:
India-99goals
Nigeria-1goal.


Some still believe the myth till today.


If you swallow orange seed, orange tree will grow in your stomach.



If you eat at the entrance, you'll not be full.

I could remember that Nigeria own very well. I still remember guys gisting about that shii last week, twas damn fun, Mehn!!!



Person just gats believe those things back then since we get no choice now

halfricanadian:
Wenever she is ready

Jeez! Halfricanadian Baby

Greatzeus:
Looking back,I'm asking myself why I believed it,its biologically and physiologically impossible

See You



But It Might Be Spiritually Or Should I Say Mythically Possible


E good as person believe am now. After all, we still dey alive and also chanced to be reminiscing on those so-called myth

Greatzeus:
" if you eat while standing,the food will pass your stomach and go straight to your legs".
I believed this so much,I had to sit when eating anything, even biscuits, imagine that.
R.I.P Grandma,but you lie small ohh lol.

Hmm . . . Don't sleep while standing is one of those table manners we grew up with in a Nigerian household now but the food going down straight to the leg na the myth wey get as E be

LizGray:
Lol. I don't sleep with my legs up

Why not sleep with your legs open and up against the walls so we go fit prove that myth wrong??

dacovajnr:
[s]If bird shit for your head you go Rich pass Dangote[/s]


[If you chop small pikin poo you go Rich pass Bill Gate

The first one wey me dey hear different from this your own ooo. The one wey we dey hear na If bird shit for person head person go become dullard and that person no go make am in life again . . . That shiit was crazy though


And I Never heard of the second one before. To go chop small pikin poor all in the name of getting rich?? One Word??


KOLEWERK!!!

LizGray:
If you sleep with your legs hanging on the wall, you're a witch and you've gone for your meeting, and then If someone changes your position while sleeping, you won't be able to return to your body when you're done with your witchcraft meeting. Silly myths but fear still catch me when i dey small.

Hmm . . . We thank Almighty God you're not a witch now or are you??

Omotayor123:
If you draw lines on the ground, Your mum's breast will be as long as the lines you drew.


The day I dared the myth ehn... I was scared outta Hell.

Tnx God it's just a myth. Wonder who invented it though

L-O-L


I swear those myth just get as E be cos there is no way, person gats believe am

HungerBAD:
1-cut lizard head bury for ground with coins,by morning money go full.
2-If you pee for outside,spit on top so that if them pack am for juju it no go work.
3-If you touch girl for hand she go get Belle.
4-If you cover Duck head overnight,it go turn to snake.
5-If you go river for night,mammy water go come dash you money.
6-If you bend your head down,look under your leg for market,you go see spirit dey waka for air.
7-Gbomogbomo dey come school.
8- If you drink coconut water,you no go get sense.
9-Our Papa dey always carry 1st for School.

[b]L-O-L

1. I can relate very well. I do try it most times and did you remember that one if you put a certain amount in a Bible or Qur'an, the money go double overnight

2. I can relate very well. It was very fun mehn

3. I heard that one then too. Our master oo, you dey gbadun ooo if you touch omoge she go get belle. . . Jesu!!!

4. I don't think I ever heard of that one

5. I can't recollect being told this one too

6. Yeah, I can recollect being told this shii too. Ghost ko, Angel ni

7. How this one take be myth now??

8. Oh Mehn, This one strong ooo! Me sef believe am sotay! E get one boy for my class that time,we dey always use am laff cos the boy no sabi anything we just dey say the boy don drink coconut water before na why he be olodo

9. This one get as E be ooo! Even parents wey no go school before dey also claim to be first in the class


Well, gone are those days when men were boys . . . It was damn fun Mehn!!![/b]

Well, If you grow up in a Nigerian household you're likely to relate to this topic very well.



Well, The Question Is . . .




*** What Were Those Ridiculous Myth You've Ever Been Told As A Kid?? ***



I could remember just like yesterday some of those ridiculous myth I've ever being told as a kid. Some myth like:

** If you ever put your hands to tap raindrops inside rain, thunder will strike the person.

** If you ever sit down on a mortar when it's raining and the thunder struck, the person will die, etc.


You Can Add Yours Too


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Berlyn:
[size=15pt] mtchwwwww i HATE you stay off my mentions please . [/size]

Whatever!!!



It's now completely OVER between US



Make ah go hunt for somewhere else where bush meet plenty



PS: Stay off my mentions and don't f**king interfere when you see me hitting on someone else on any f**king thread

Berlyn:
[size=15pt]..... [/size]

I know you're not dead yet



So stop forming and let's get down to business or you no want make ah chop the kpomo??

Berlyn:

Serves you right


Oh No! Don't Die Yet!!!


Ah never tap and savor what's under that skirt of urs

Berlyn:
[size=15pt] you've broken my heart , now i'm gonna commit suicide .. [/size]

L-O-L


Go Ahead And Kill Yourself Now


I go kuku epp you open thread for condolence . . . "A Nairalander Killed Herself Because Of Broken Heart"


BTW, Are you dead yet??

Berlyn:
I missed you where have u been?

*** HisssssSeeeeeeeeeeSssssssS ***



Missed Who??



Thought we already ended whatever we're doing the other day so let's just give it a QUIT forever


FYI, I already moved on to greater things I DON'T LOVE YOU NO MORE


Nice meeting ya though

Berlyn:
.

Wetin do you??

DebbieSean:
Thanks Thanks

You Look Beautiful And Gorgeous




Forgive My Combination Of Adjective, It's Just That I Am Mesmerized By Your Beauty

DebbieSean:
Hian! But you heard he wasn't detained now. He was prevented from being dealt with by the aggrieved ones, or jungle justice being meted on him.
Btw, that kid should be properly chastised later on. Na stubborn boy, he could have obeyed his elder bro by dropping the gun instead of wasting someone's life. Don't spare the rod and spoil the child.

It's Spare The Rod And Spoil The Pikin


No Mind The Pikin Joor!!!



The Pikin Go Get Problem!!



BTW, Nice Display Picture!!

Edwinsucks:
End time child.

So E Make Sense As Dem Don Send Under 18 Pikin Go Jail, Shey??

I don't see anything flawless in this picture cos all I see is a lady designated with heavy make up




Who Heavy Make Up Epp??




OP, you mention the word "Flawless" again and am gonna nab you E-slap worth 50KG

silver94:
Class and dept dey different. Like me, I'm class 16. [s]I doubt if u re a student sef talkless of futarian[/s]

Well! Well!! Well!!! I'm class '19


@The Slashed, Be mindful how you type something on social network. BTW, if I'm not a Futarian, his did I even know about the post related to FUTA


Well, I guess everyone is entitled
to his/her opinion here but no one gives a f**k

Dab2mydick:
[s]carry ur woman... I no be relationship wrecker[/s]... But if things no work out between u two,

There ain't a relationship between us in the first place


You want the girl and now you don get am so don't have even try anything funny


She is all yours to grab, Bro!