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When we tell you that Nigerians are interesting set of people, we mean it in every way. There are some phrases we use that will get you confused if you are not a Nigerian. These phrases could sound funny when you hear them but then, only Nigerians can relate with them.

Most of these phrases are phrases that are being used daily; Nigerians say them a lot when going through their business. If you hang around them from time to time, you are most likely to be infected with their way of life and start to use some of the phrases they use while conversing.

Without wasting much time, let us look at some of the phrases Nigerians use while communicating. Some of these phrases would no doubt leave you confused as you may not be able to decode what they are actually trying to say. Find some of these phrases below:


Source: https://www.naij.com/868214-10-nigerian-phrases-will-leave-confused-not-nigerian.html


cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Fynestboi, Dominique

abbeyology88:
Haa! Da kitty kat stuff? No need 4 dat


Bad result. but, she claimed 2 enjoy it.



I no dey do Bleep Oooh, that's y I no epp

So you yourself know say you be f**k boi??


F**k Gang.Bang!!! You see free kitty cat and you no shook your prick enter . . . Guy you f**k up big time!!

abbeyology88:
Iwazthere

But Bro, Why you no con grade the punnani tighter aspect??


Abi you no even dey there??


Well according to the result, lalasticlal* no perform very well . . . And if you were actually there, why can't you epp him??

Berlyn:
[size=15pt] Yes to all of the above [/size]

Iffa hear!!!


lalasticlal* wey dey spend most of his lifetime being a moderator go con good for bedmatics??


One Word??

KOLEWERK


You just dey cover him cos you no want make your crush cast


BTW, I can actually give you all of the aforementioned and believe me youre gonna love it

Berlyn:
[size=15pt] excuse me i had a nice time with lala yesterday aww it was sweet ... [/size]

Good for you


Hope he knack you very well??


Hope he is very good and strong in bed??


Hope he went more than two rounds??


Hope your punnanni ain't to wider for his dick??


Hope he makes you cum more than once??

Hope he licked the plate??


Hope he squeezed and licked your boobs??


Hope he makes you scream and moan??


And hope he is f**king good looking, rich, get a ride and get 6 packs??

Berlyn:

It's over my dear!!


I already got myself a new chick


Very caring, soft spoken, beautiful, gorgeous, nice accent, elegant, colorful, decent, nice rounded ass, big and rounded boobs . . .


Gonna be unveiling the sweet honey pot next


Since you're fond of doing ako, am now with someone who really cares and took me for who I am

Laveda:
I'm fine, I slept well.. Woke up healthy..

Hope you did too?

About the mail? Maybe we flow along here? I've got issues with it...I'd mention you once its fixed..


How's your morning going? Trust you okay.

Yeah, I'm good!


Dreamt about you though


My morning dey go well . . . Will be starting my exams today


First of all, let's start with introduction now

Laveda:
I'm sorry I haven't replied..


Good morning

Good morning . . .


How was your night??


Hope you dreamt about me??


How're you today??


Hope you've eaten??


What are you up to today?


BTW, Owfar that our stuff now??

Laveda:
I'm sorry, but I'm having issues with my gmail, maybe you could exercise lil patience .. When I fix it I'd mail you..

Can't drop my digit here, I got stalkers.

Please..

Laveda, Oya talk now


I've been waiting since yesterday now!!

BleSSedMee:
Sure thing...

Hmm . . . Good for you!!

Laveda:
I'm sorry, but I'm having issues with my gmail, maybe you could exercise lil patience .. When I fix it I'd mail you..

Can't drop my digit here, I got stalkers.

Please..

Chai!!!


The form and ticket fit close before then now

You know what?

Since we're on the 2nd page of this thread and thank God na only both of us dey here. You can drop your digits just for a few minutes and you modify it thereafter


Simple!!! So be fast!!

Laveda:
Yay

Oya, Leggo!!!


Make we start preparing by mailing you right now sef


So you fit send all your details we go need for this wonderful and marvelous journey

Laveda:
You're sweet!
Thanks dear.

So can we go for the ride??


YAY?? or NAY??

Laveda:


Sugar coated words.


Awww thanks. but please don't take me away.

OooouuuuOoo! Lemme take you with me to a ride to the mysterious island where we can both find peace, comfort, riches, treasures all the good things in life including love and many other wonderful things of life . . .


Am telling you it's gonna worth the risk just do as you're told we're game

Laveda:
You wouldn't accept, but its all good dear

Hmm . . . Guess you don't know I was brought up with to be nice to people especially girls and to be sincere, the gorgeous ones like you


BTW, you look beautiful and take away for your display picture

BleSSedMee:
Op well done... Its the basic truth you shared up there.



Every woman should be able to know how to put together a simple meal, her social status not withstanding.

And can you cook all these food aforementioned??

UrWorstNitemare:
op but Y

I was busy fasting fo 40 days...

Iyah nao coman b posting these sumptuous temptations bfo mee

Anyways

Matthew 6:13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.

Chai !!!

L-O-L


You're fasting and you got the nerve to open a thread about food


But what were you expecting to see before??

Laveda:
Yeah, always rude..

Chai! See My Life!!!


Maybe you might have mistook me for Viz.Kiz


And I've I ever been rude to you or anybody you know before??

Syphax:
Bro, don't believe anything you see in the net. She might be the type of girl that uses those words a lot. Most girls are here to impress some stupid guys. And please stop complementing these girls, it makes them feel big instead complement your fellow guys abeg.

Hahahah!!! Bro you dey para ooOoo!!!


Thanks Bro! I actually know what I'm doing cos I'm not and will never be on of those stewpid guys


The best way to a get under the skirt of a girl you met on internet is to give her the impression she deserves now

Laveda:
I believe that's the best, you say it as you feel and move, thing is girls are just fond of that which is very annoying.


[s]Thanks so much dear, first time you being this nice.[/s]

Kai! So I've been rude before??

Laveda:
I dislike girls who are too complicated
State what you want and move on!

You be the favourite type of girl I do like

You know what you want and you go for it . . . No hard games

BTW, You've got a nice display picture!!

5minsmadness:
If scorpion bites you, you will turn into a girl
Carried that myth for decades

Now this is the funniest myth I'll be seeing

6. Other meals

There are several other foods eaten by Nigerians, a woman is expected to know how to prepare the foods that are eaten by the people of her tribe and perhaps, some of the varieties of foods eaten by her fiancé.

The above food types cut across the tribes in Nigeria. It takes much more than making these foods to keep a man and build a home. Even women who are great cooks go out of their ways to learn how to make other meals.


cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi