₦airaland Forum

TrapQueen77:
sure. Juz around the corner joor..

And where is that sweetie??

caslord:
Nairaland frontpage and rubbish be like...

Bruh, I'm sorry about saying this but have anyone ever told you you've got a coconut head??

Oh Mehn!! Swimming ain't easy cos I could remember the first time I went swimming I almost drown if not for the good Samaritan swimmers wey dey there only God knows where ah go dey now




Dem Just dey pump my chest like

TrapQueen77:
In my country na.. I think black gown is even more creative and mysterious sha

Oh! Which country is that??



Don't tell the country is still on this same earth we're living in, right??

TrapQueen77:


Hahaahah... Besides, I don't fancy a white gown, can we have a black instead? My fave color...

I reject it!!! Over my dead body!!!



When we're not going for a funeral and by the way, shey you don see where couples don wear full black to a wedding before??

TrapQueen77:
I met this cute and humble guy & we clicked. It was love at first sight I guess ..each day our love grows & our phones are like on fire all the time when we chat or we call each other.
But our differences separated us twice
I blocked him thinking I can move on with my life without him but I was wrong! Everyday I miss him and been longing for him. I never moved on actually
After many wks I decided to unblocked him and was so surprised one day I got a msg from him on whatsapp asking me why I unblocked him? I told him I can't move on and I miss him so much & I want us to fix it for one more time but he declined & said tat he can't have me anymore & we better off as friends
Although we chat/call everyday & he even told me how much he loves me but every time I asked him if we cud fix our relationship., he will either ignore my question or he will juz say I'm his friend...

Do u think he friendzoned me coz he's already dating someone else or he is juz scared to be in a relationship?

So you already got another Nigga you crushing on and not me??

TrapQueen77:
Hahahhahahaha.... ur so funny... Where's river niger ooo? I don't know how to swim...

Chillax Dear!!



We ain't actually doing the white wedding under the water, we're gonna do it above the water. Oyinbo don make life easy now

So iffa enter Olosho domot go f**k now sef and she gimme condom make ah reject am or probably ah go dey carry some of the Durex wey ah get for wardrobe waka up and down cos prevention is better than cure




This Is The Real Definition Of Stories That Touch!!!

TrapQueen77:
Hahahahahha.... U made laugh haba baba... U dey craze

I can actually be more than crazy for you dear



So how that our White wedding wan be now?? Me dey think say make we do am on top river Niger or wetin you dey think??

wristbangle:
So I be maga for this OP calculation?

Baba no be so!!!



No mind me joor cos ah just dey put those name at random. But you no be maga now as long as she dey see the alert and you dey tear the kpetus too now

juhan:

Alas!!! I found my sweet baby, my candy crush, the only network on my phone, my everything!!!



Skibi we go pop champagne ooo!!!

tosyne2much:
I no dey carry last for this kind thread... I dey come

Oshey, Baddest!



Oya Go and Come!!! Sha epp me buy one bottle of Orijin and buy Alomo join when you dey come

Berlyn:
wait i coming

Wetin dey do you now?? Where you con hide your face since all these days??





You con show face now con dey talk say you dey come again. Hope no be Bro lalasticlal* handiwork sha??

TrapQueen77:
Yes ofcurz... Who doesn't want tat but the make up of the bride tho... I better not go and attend my own wedding if I will look like her

L-O-L



Don't worry if that could be us we no go use mixmag like that girl own, we go just use better water color so you go look sexy and attractive

TrapQueen77:
Haahaahah..... How? I don't like to look like a living dead oooo

I thought you are gonna like a white wedding before now

emeijeh:
This na, Mistmag na

L-O-L

Na Water Color Now!!

TrapQueen77:
ooooh goodness me!

TrapQueen Baby!! You know that can actually be us

ClassCaptain:

Oga ClassCaptain, Na wah for you oOoO!!! Shey we gather plan this thread together??

L-O-L


cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi

DONSAMURAI:
If she comes for the whole body, then i rather go naked and wait for her.

Then she go just cut your joystick comot con dey rock your life badly with better lap dance

halfricanadian:
thats if i can make pepper soup with his head lol

L-O-L


You no fit make pepper soup with a coconut head now cos E go better make you just hang am for the vultures make dem see something chop

DONSAMURAI:
Lol im putting on helment.

Then you better put on a full body armor before she comes for your whole body

Abeg, where my E- babes dey now the likes of Juhan, laveda, berlyn, halfricanadian, prettythicksme, DebbieSean and who else??

DONSAMURAI:
You broke my heart, you tried to sleep with all my girlfriends.
You used juju on me. (halfricanadian)

Chill, Bruh! Halfricanadian is coming for your head

ikombe:

Nay, Bruh! I guess you're not the having insufficient RAM in that your coconut head

cruzita:



I just sent u the recharge card (cutehector)


try picking your calls,I'm dying to talk to you(maxi112)


I promise to recharge your cable so u can continue watching telemundo(midastouche01)


men


pls send me credit (sinaj)


pls call me I need your assistance (sandolski)


who is that girl I saw u with at the back of the church(hateu2)

L-O-L

A LADY'S PHONE INBOX


1. I love you dear (lalasticlala)


2. Can I take u out tonight? (seun)


3. I feel jealous when I see you with another man (Tosyne2much)


4. Sweetie don't forget the trip (vizkiz)


5. Darling, have you seen the credit I sent you? (Fynestboi)


6. Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by my side (ClassCaptain)


7. Consider it done (Smellymouth)


8. Baby, check your account balance and call me back (wristbangle)


A GUY'S PHONE INBOX:


1. Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN)

2. Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am getting married (Dominique)


3. Am warning you for the last time. Pay my house rent!!! (Landlord Airforce1 )


4. Brother , am still expecting the money for the admission form (Young Brother)


5. My son, how are you? Please send us some money (Mama Ishilove)


6. I have not seen my period for 2 months (Neighbour's daughter Berlyn)


7. Alae, where my money now?? come and balance me my money!!! (A Friend Mediapace)



You can also add yours too


cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Fynestboi, Dominique

Sijo01:
Nah nah

Mama, why you lie - ing??


If you don't like pornography, wetin you con like to dey do then??

Atesunate15:
maybe he's from 19th century

Yeah, Probably!!!

Sijo01:
You know na. Seeing is believing

Lol, Bahd Girl


As me dey look am you go like pornography, shey na lie??

henrydadon:

worthy front page news
but i will always prefer desktop to laptop tho

Desktop to Laptop??

And I guess it's advisably to stop using the laptop to stop playing games too cos the last time me and my goons start using my laptop to play PES16, it was really fun until the day the laptop broke down and I've to start hustling to repair the laptop myself . . . F**k Fake Friends