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Sijo01:
The thing is not clear naw

See your mouth



What are you trying to see in the video or the pic sef??

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Scorror442:
Boss, all those mf client being stingy this days oo. But nigga gaz keep moving forward by learning new stuff. Bro, u fit add spamming, carting, carding, hacking to your work to keep the bank account swelling up.. lol, May God Continue To Bless Our Ten Fingers!

Aaameen! Thanks Bruh!



But me never sabi all those shii you mentioned above yet . . . Epp your guy now

Adaobi12:
Having so many responsibilities.
I was employed as just a teacher, but now, Am a paediatrician, a psychologist, a playmate, a mother. it freaks me out sometimes.

Miss or Is It Mrs Adaobi?? Take heart!! Better days ahead!!!

fearless15:
lol you d experience am too?

Nah!! Those girls wey dey my side only fit kill person destiny with the kind dress wey dem dey wear!! But me no dey dull myself as ah don tear some of dem kpetus



You need to act quick, Bro! Stop looking those girls cos you gats make some move before it's gonna be late


My 2 cents!!

fearless15:
yelling boss, sexy looking ladies with hot legs i cant concentrate especially when they're unbutton thier shirt a litttto display some boobs and they wear some simple nerd glass it turns me on

My Nigga!!! Oya Chop Knuckle

The second hustle wey man bin dey manage do na bet9ja but E be like say those bookies dey use jazz sef cos anyhow he wan be, one game go spoil ticket for person sef

The major challenge I'm facing in place of work 1 (one) which is related to internet is that all those client (maye) wey ah get no gree pay money and the sh*t dey dull person morale




Abeg does OP or anybody here get correct science wey person fit dey use balance am??

SAY NO TO BVN SCAMMERS!!!



BVN SCAMMERS ARE REAL!!!



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Also I could remember I created a thread of a conversation with a BVN scammer here some month ago which I'm going to repost it below



Disclaimer: Just saw this post on one of my WhatsApp group though I don't know if it's real or just made up. Just decided to share it here with fellow Nairalanders.

As the adage goes "Half a word is enough for the wise" . . . Please Read!!!

I received the text below from phone number 07037198374 which goes thus:

"Dear Customer, Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been Deactivated call our help line on 08135612171 now.

I promptly called the guy and below is the abridged version of our conversation.

Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.

The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you called! So you're affected by the BVN problem?

Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?

The man: which bank are you using?

Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?

The Man: Which bank are you using?

Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which one you deactivated.

The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.

The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.

Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.


The Man. What of GTB?

Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was formally Bank of the North.

The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having problems. What's your account number?

Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.

The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my system for you.

Me: Which bank are you working with?

The Man: CBN

Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.

The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office.

Me: What's your name sir?

The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with you now?

Me. The one your father gave me.

The man: My father?

Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work.

The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I called him back.

The Man: Hello.

Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't speak good English and you're working with the CBN.

The man: Your father!!!!

The phone went off and was switched off too.

Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to anybody on the phone. It could save a life.

Pls. Share this urgently with your family & friends.

Beware Of BVN Scammer!!!


Original Link Post: www.nairaland.com/3099240/phone-conversation-bvn-scammer


I'm going to buttress it with an experience from a phone conversation of a friend with a BVN scammer here too



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Disclaimer: I'm posting this here so as to enlighten fellow Nairalanders here the extent to which all these BVN scammers has advanced and I guess I we can all learn one lesson or the other here



Below is the screenshot of the text message I got this morning and the reply I gave the idiot scammer



BEWARE OF THESE BVN SCAMMERS!!!



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youngest85:
I don't get it....

Check am very well again

Saw this picture online and this really got me laughing hard




When you want a China phone but you got an Aba made phone instead



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Gone are those good childhood days, it was really fun on my part



How many of you remember doing the same thing in the picture below??


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Acid Ko, Base Ni

By the power vested in ME and on behalf of my honorable self and I, I hereby cast my precious vote for the candidate who deserves my vote:



I Vote Fynestboi



cc: NLJega

Abeg Shey Person Fit Epp Me Pronounce This Name Sef Vichai Srivaddhanaprabh





So Ngolo Kante No Go Collect For The Motor After all??

On behalf of my honorable self and I, I hereby cast my precious vote for the following candidates:


1. Fynestboi


2. Vizkiz


3. Photoshoot


4. Kinginvahala


5. Iamkingzlee


cc: NLJega

I cast my precious vote for the following candidates:

1.Fynestboi

2. Vizkiz

3. Photoshoot

4. Falconey

5. Iamkingzlee

6. Kinginvahala

7. Cutezt

8. Ryabcool

cc: NLJega

The Governor Rufus Nigga Funny Sha



Well, it does not matter but it matter when it has not been mattered. But let it be mattered I urged



Well, Marrying A President Daughter Ain't Gonna Be A Bad Idea Though

I cast my vote for the following candidates:


1. Fynestboi


2. Vizkiz


3. Photoshoot


4. Falconey


5. Iamkingzlee


6. Cutezt


7. Adewumiopeyemi


8. Kinginvahala


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Toyin Aimakhu Con Be Like Person Wey Get Polio





Mehn!!! Toyin Aimakhu Boobs Though

yettyalo:
Good record. Some people just av problem,even if there is an advertisement of peak milk on NL,some people will still mention Buhari's name. That name must be giving them heart and head ache.

Bruh, I tire ooo!!



In fact, I tire for all of dem!!!



Money no dey, dem dey get money buy data con dey burn am with Nairaland 24/7 back to back

PresleyKuttie:

Owka...
Also on this day (29th) 4 months back from this month. (March)

Nigerians made the greatest mistake since it's existence by completing the voting of "That Man " into power...


Zombies should not blame me for this post shaa... Had it bn dat the economy is good and money dey, i would av' bn having fun somewhere this night (#TGIF) and not even be here in NL to see this topic and to be among FP commenters self.

Wailer - Enugu Zone...

"Kuttie"

L-O-L


Ah feel your pain, Bruh!


You can actually epp yourself by following this procedures


Go buy 1h Alomo, enter your room dey sip am in conjunction with Nairaland and believe me your eyes no go even clear not to talk of posting the sh*t you just posted and then you sleep and tomorrow is gonna be another day!!



You can actually thank me later!!!

Wealthyonos:
Abeg na which day Jonathan Hand over abi leg over power give Baba?

Google is your friend, Bruh!!!




With 10kb worth of data and viola, you're done!!!

Nice One, OP!!



Now Lemme Add Mine



On this day July 29, 2016 . . . I said I'm gonna be rich or die trying



Also On this day July 29, 2017 . . . McBrooklyn now makes the Forbes list of the richest men in the world



Thanks For Reading!!



PS: The Bad Belles' should not quote me or else am gonna give each of you an E-punch weighing 50kg