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Phones › Re: 12 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been Cheated By A Network Provider by McBrooklyn(op): 2:57pm On Jun 24, 2016
12. How you feel after ending the call and you're trying to reminisce about your ordeal

Phones › Re: 12 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been Cheated By A Network Provider by McBrooklyn(op): 2:54pm On Jun 24, 2016
11. And Then You Later Came To Realized That There Is Nothing The Operator Can Do About It But Only Trying To Pacify You

Phones › Re: 12 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been Cheated By A Network Provider by McBrooklyn(op): 2:51pm On Jun 24, 2016
10. And after series of ranting and vexing, you later realized being angry is not going to do you any good and you decided to take things the easier way

Phones › Re: 12 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been Cheated By A Network Provider by McBrooklyn(op): 2:48pm On Jun 24, 2016
9. And after waiting and waiting you're still told there is nothing that can be done about it

Phones › Re: 12 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been Cheated By A Network Provider by McBrooklyn(op): 2:46pm On Jun 24, 2016
8. The look on your face when after trying to prove your point but you're told to relax again to see what can be done about it

Phones › Re: 12 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been Cheated By A Network Provider by McBrooklyn(op):
7. How you react after narrating your ordeal and after what seems like a lifetime to you and you're told you subscribed for "President Buhari Travelling Schedule"

Phones › Re: 12 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been Cheated By A Network Provider by McBrooklyn(op): 2:37pm On Jun 24, 2016
6. That Look On Your Face When You're Told To Relax So The Operator Can Go Through The System

Phones › Re: 12 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been Cheated By A Network Provider by McBrooklyn(op): 2:35pm On Jun 24, 2016
5. The Look On Your Face When You're Welcomed With "Good Morning Sir, How Can I Help You?"

Phones › Re: 12 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been Cheated By A Network Provider by McBrooklyn(op): 2:29pm On Jun 24, 2016
4. And After Trying And Trying You Finally Got Diverted To The Self Service Care Center


cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Dominique, fynestboi
Phones › Re: 12 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been Cheated By A Network Provider by McBrooklyn(op): 2:22pm On Jun 24, 2016
3. The Look On Your Face When You're Going Through The Series Of "Press This, Press That" Jargons

Phones › Re: 12 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been Cheated By A Network Provider by McBrooklyn(op): 2:19pm On Jun 24, 2016
2. And Then You Decided To Call The Customer Care Service And The First Thing You Heard Was "Good Morning, Press # To Choose Your Preferred Language"

Phones › 12 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been Cheated By A Network Provider by McBrooklyn(op): 2:14pm On Jun 24, 2016
1. When The Airtime You Planned On Using To Subscribed Got Deducted Without Using It

Romance › Re: What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 11:26am On Jun 24, 2016
foolinlove:
Just be me. That's sure to turn any guy off.

I'll make your thing go down faster than a cold shower.

Guys can't stifle their vomit for long enough to fucc me. Unless there is promise of money. Then they will get it done asap and vomit afterwards. Scrub themselves like a rape victim.
What the f**k are you saying?? All this one you're saying na story for another day angry


So can you just tell us what you're trying to say??
undecided
Romance › Re: What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 7:42pm On Jun 23, 2016
halfricanadian:
No
But Baby why now?!? Baby why are you doing this to me now??!! cry
Romance › Re: What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 7:38pm On Jun 23, 2016
halfricanadian:
Huh angry
Oya Baby twerk for me now or are you shy?? angry

Oya Come On Babbbbbby! I need some actions!!! Just twerk for me please?
angry

Family › Re: How To Guide Your Child(ren) Against Molestation by McBrooklyn(m): 7:35pm On Jun 23, 2016
cococandy:
Who told you the guy didn't lose anything?
Oh! Oh!! Oh!!! Well in that case, our sweet cococandy here can tell us something we don't actually know angry



*** We're all ears or should I just say we're all ears *** . . . Oya come and tell us what the guy lose too
wink
Romance › Re: What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 7:27pm On Jun 23, 2016
rawpadgin:
grin is u highhuh
Hmm . . . Is that not how you want your babe to look when coming to your place without make up?? Maybe you don't really notice, the picture too is without make up now cool

Romance › Re: What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 7:24pm On Jun 23, 2016
halfricanadian:
grin grin yaaaaaaaaaaaay dancing
Oh Yeeeeeaaaay Babyyyyyy! Keep Dancing wink

Can you please twerk for me too??
wink
Romance › Re: What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 7:21pm On Jun 23, 2016
Berlyn:
Why are you disturbing them na undecided
Naughty Girl, Do me a favor please!!! angry angry

Romance › Re: What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 7:19pm On Jun 23, 2016
Berlyn:
grin i'm here to derail this thread grin
[b] You better don't f**king try that cos I'm gon vex for you angry undecided angry
Romance › Re: What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 5:30pm On Jun 23, 2016
halfricanadian:
Yup u berra start having a sharp mind or u either run around nd cut ur head off
Will you cut the craps and sh*t and answer the question I asked you instead of making the whole ish complicated undecided
Romance › Re: What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 5:20pm On Jun 23, 2016
halfricanadian:
sad sad oya na lets run tru d subject of ur thread ok
I don't seems to understand you angry
Romance › Re: What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 5:09pm On Jun 23, 2016
halfricanadian:
Stop winking at me is ur eyes paining u angry
I really wanna tell you why I'm winking at you but I just can't now cos I don't want us to derail this thread. I'll give you a mention on a dead thread so we can actually talk our matter very very well wink
Romance › Re: What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 5:06pm On Jun 23, 2016
rawpadgin:
Heavy Makeup. Infact, Don't Make Up Wen U Coming To My Place
So the girl will actually and practically look like this grin cheesy grin

Romance › Re: What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 5:00pm On Jun 23, 2016
halfricanadian:
grin grin meaning u gat nothing on me
Smh4u grin cheesy grin

Well, let's no derail this thread now and gon give you a mention on a dead thread so you gon know I actually gat something on you
wink
Romance › Re: See Hilarious Picture Frank Donga Posted This Morning See (photo) by McBrooklyn(m): 4:57pm On Jun 23, 2016
Berlyn:
shocked sad
*** Cover Your Mouth *** undecided Cos if actually that's is a promise, I'll actually be looking forward to it. And In return, I'm gon spank your own ass too wink
Romance › Re: What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 4:54pm On Jun 23, 2016
halfricanadian:
Yup bt we talking equality feminism
Meaning What?? angry
Romance › Re: What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 4:50pm On Jun 23, 2016
halfricanadian:
Wen she has a blender for a brain
Ain't You A She Too?? undecided
Romance › What Are The Things A Lady Can Do That Will Actually Turn You Off? by McBrooklyn(op): 4:46pm On Jun 23, 2016
Fellow NLanders, let's ask ourselves this bigger question today. cool



"What is/are the things a lady can do that will actually turn you off??"



Well, what a Lady can actually do to me that will actually turn me off are: Playing Hard To Get, Over Demanding And Also Forming Who You Are Not, Who You Have Never Been And Actually Who You Can't Be angry



Comment and let's see yours too
cool


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Romance › Re: See Hilarious Picture Frank Donga Posted This Morning See (photo) by McBrooklyn(m): 4:31pm On Jun 23, 2016
Berlyn:
well i believe you are jokin sha undecided angry try shii i'm ganna sue your ass truss me
Is that a promise?? tongue
Romance › Re: See Hilarious Picture Frank Donga Posted This Morning See (photo) by McBrooklyn(m): 3:46pm On Jun 23, 2016
Berlyn:
dahrrrrrrrrrrrrr tongue thts not my real face ooooi grin
L-O-L . . . That's the more reason why am gonna use the picture cos you and your lalasticlal* won't come and sue me for defamation later grin
Family › Re: How To Guide Your Child(ren) Against Molestation by McBrooklyn(m): 3:41pm On Jun 23, 2016
kevinberry:
the female counterparts are the ones mostly reported,the reason most boys don't report is the same reason me and you did not speak out,but when you keep on focusing on the female issues,it makes more boys to keep quiet
Bruh, how you gon say it?? You'll now keep a straight face and be saying a lady molested you?? Your guys gon laff you tire cheesy


The reason why most guys don't report is the fact that there is no harm there after all you didn't lose anything even if you tell it's gonna be funny though
grin

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