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Gozzzy:
why do we enjoy celebrating mediocrity in this country'?? people in other countries are busy coming out with helpful inventions, and we are here celebrating someone that constructed a toy house!!!! shame!!!

bad belle

OK

Berlyn:
i'll report you to fynestbo! Now oooi

Goan Report now! You'll be doing like small pikin . . . Kuku goan report me to se.un or lalasticlal* now!!! Beta Pikin

Berlyn:
i'm not a yoruba girl omo Togo ni mi



Elenu yamayama is me your calling agama lizard stay off my mentions

Who you or your mentions epp in the first place?? Just keep playing hard to get, shey you hear??

obontami2:
if u really mean what u posted then u gon know the kinda person i am

i dont take any bittch seriously Ooooo, as a matter of fact me and my cousin dey fccck one bittch right now sef, omoba na my money kill am OOOooooo

hateu2 or not my prick no fit do without entering toto öooooo, infact toto is nothing to me OOooooooooo

hahahahahah

Good For You, Bruh


You can keep f**king all you want . . . Your life is your life!!! And I don't really give a f**k about your life, how you use it cos we're all in this f**king game together


"Nobody dies a virgin cos life screws us all"

Berlyn:
agbaya oshi, elenu jatijati

This shows you're typical Yoruba Girl


And the more reason why I'll keep hitting on you



Me sef just don't know, ever since I saw your signature and then your pics and then that your video wey you dey shook head like Agama Lizard . Ever since that day, I've developed this soft spot for you But it doesn't matter anymore or does it??

obontami2:
by the time u realize lala dont give 2 flying fcccks about u it will be tooo late


keep rejecting guys here,


you hear ??

Leave the girl make she dey form Agbani Darego. lalasticlal* wey be say E fit dey on top one babe dey bang anyhow right now sef . . . Well, no one gives a flying f**k! His Life, His Life!! Her Life, Her Life!!!

obontami2:
the bittch you wooing is she in anyway better than hateu2 ??

Oga, the last time I checked, my girlfriend was named or nicknamed "Bi*ch". So you might as well clarify matters when you wanna post next time or you might as well keep mute!!!


You can as well be f**king hateu2 all you want, She is all yours to do anyhow and no one is dragging her with you


PS: I f**k Bit*hes . . . I don't woo 'em

Berlyn:
ok honey take heart ehn hateu2 is still single

You can go for her

Me? Hateu2!!!



Over my dead body!!!

Berlyn:
its just unfortunate, that is Lala i want i'm sorry to break your heart

It's OK!!! it's not the end. I'll move on to better things . . . Nice meeting ya

Berlyn:

Don't worry, I'll get over you with time and when I tell you it's over, it's over!!!

Bilabong:
no vex o, continue
*thinking in my mind* ( na me go be first to comment on a topic "how I impregnated a Nairaland girl".

Oga, the last time I checked I still gat a lot of Durex in my cupboard so you can as well quit thinking sh*t

Berlyn:
oga E no concern you

Leave the dude make E dey poke nose for wetin no concern am. I sha don clear the guy say you be my babe and there is nothing he or anyone can do about that

Berlyn:
its too late son

But Babe why are you always like this now??

If you deny me today, then it's over and over and over!!!

Bilabong:
This brohs don the use take style control babe for here o.

Oga, Wetin concern you??

Berlyn na my babe and I don't want you or anybody to interfere with that

Berlyn:
you not a gentle boy so we can't see

Berlyn Baby!!!


You know what?


I can just be a gentle boy just to see you now or what did you say??

Berlyn:
try and be a gentleman for once na

So you dey here dey use me shine today abi??


Na me fit do anything for girls abi??



To just see you one day just dey hungry me . . . You go see am in 3D

Berlyn, E be like say bomb dey your head huh??


I resemble Yemi my lover for your eyes huh??



Mind you, I can only do anything for a girl to get into her pants including you sef

. . .

Berlyn:
relax bruh no take am serious

I'm not taking it serious now . . . You seem to know quite well that I have this some spot for you now but you're using my feelings to play lawn tennis

Berlyn:
baby mama 'yes! its better.... Than hving a baby for small small pikin like you

Chisos Krist Of Nazareth!!!


Na me you dey call small pikin??


You just hurt my Ego badly



Remember Nobody wey no fit to make am and when I don make am, you gon be one of those girls I'm gon f**k

Berlyn:
alright i'll go for kiss daniel

But babe what's wrong with you now??


But Why Kiss Daniel of all people?? You can't goan be dating a celebrity now unless you want to be one of their Baby Mamas


Plenty men dey here for Nairaland wey go do you well and you'll keep coming for more . . . Abi what's your problem sef??

Berlyn:

You and this your unfunny memes


You need a real responsible man to handle you very well


Not some Nairaland Robotic Mods that all they know is banning people anyhow

Berlyn:
i wouldn't wanna crush on an irresponsible guy ofcoz he is (lolz)

So, tell me is he responsible in bed too??

Berlyn:
only when a guy is not responsible

I know you'll be here





So, tell me is your own lalasticlal* responsible??

OK

Even in the school hostel sef food on fire do get stolen and funniest thing is in the morning, your pot will have been washed and place at your doorstep and some with a note of "Thank You For Dinner"



"That moment when you just came back from school after a hectic day and you placed beans on the fire in the school kitchen and you went to go and rest in your room but you fell asleep and when you wake up damn hungry and you went to the kitchen but you met your pot of beans with water boiling on the cooker"

Good For Him!!!

Berlyn:
.

I love you no more! It's either lalasticlal* or ME or Nothing! But I might forgive you deep down in my heart if you accept my proposal

Berlyn:
lolz aint posting anything for now!

You sha go post sh*t someday too and I'll promise you I won't disappoint you. I'll be there for derailment

Berlyn:

C'mon remove your hand from your head!

It's never the time to feel sober cos the main show is about to commence


Just sit back, relax and drink cold Zobo cos even your lalasticlal* won't be your Knight in shinny armour


Your lovely crush ©McBrooklyn™

Berlyn:
Lmao aswear you' r high well it still doesn't stop me from derailing this thread

Berlyn or whatever you're called, your own don do today, you're damn so f**ked!!!


Now that my post have made it to FP now, I don't give a f**k whether you derailed it or we derailed it together


Just know that anytime I see a post by you, I'll be there live and direct for derailment.


Hoping to hear from you soon Dear!!

Your Lovely Crush Of Life, ©McBrooklyn

0ubenji:
U cud Drop ur whatsapp contact bruh..
I fink I cud forward u a couple funny pix needing crazy captions..

I hope you haven't forget or maybe you didn't actually read the Nairaland Rule 22 which says:


"22. Don't ask Nairaland members for contact details (email, phone, bbpin) or investments."


But you can actually send the pic to my email cos that would have been a wise idea