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Gaming › Re: Childhood Days: Did You Remember Doing This To Little Brother? by McBrooklyn(op): 1:36pm On Jul 09, 2016
Berlyn:
honey pie do you have money ? If 'YES'


I need like 5k now angry
Sweet pie! Yeah, I do have money and monies sef! kiss


What did you need 5k for?? undecided


BTW, 5k is too small sef. You don't want like 50k??
wink tongue
Gaming › Re: Childhood Days: Did You Remember Doing This To Little Brother? by McBrooklyn(op): 12:26pm On Jul 09, 2016
Berlyn:
you are a night crawler shocked shocked
You're wrong! I'm a night hustler! wink



Money Is the motive!!!
cool
Gaming › Re: Childhood Days: Did You Remember Doing This To Little Brother? by McBrooklyn(op): 11:00pm On Jul 08, 2016
Berlyn:
common goan sleep angry
The real hustling is at night and I don't sleep at night! Sleeping is only for ladies and some lazy dudes!! angry angry



*** In Olamide Voice *** cool

"I'm married to the game, Olohun Mi ki sun"
wink cheesy
Travel › Re: 8 People On A Motorcycle On Highway In Kano State. Photos by McBrooklyn(m): 10:45pm On Jul 08, 2016
If dem con fall down and die now, dem go dey blame the government for bad roads. Imagine how many of dem on a single bike undecided angry




Mostly the children wey go be leaders of tomorrow sef
grin grin

Gaming › Re: Childhood Days: Did You Remember Doing This To Little Brother? by McBrooklyn(op): 10:16pm On Jul 08, 2016
Berlyn:
wicked
Smh4u! What's Wicked In The Post Now?? angry undecided
Celebrities › Re: Debbie Collins Slammed For Bleaching By Instagram User by McBrooklyn(m): 6:22pm On Jul 08, 2016
Berlyn:
continue huh I'll not say anything lipsrsealed just continue making me more popular
L-O-L for you!!! grin I would have destroyed, damaged, wrecked you sef before you actually realized I ain't actually making you famous just that we're pen in the hand of God grin cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Debbie Collins Slammed For Bleaching By Instagram User by McBrooklyn(m): 5:59pm On Jul 08, 2016
Berlyn:
ahn ahn! you are over liking this my name and i'm ganna sue you for that undecided
No vex dear! It's just that it's your name that pops in my mind when I wanna type that . . . Abi shey E pain you ni?? angry undecided


#Payback__Time™
grin grin

Celebrities › Re: Debbie Collins Slammed For Bleaching By Instagram User by McBrooklyn(m): 5:32pm On Jul 08, 2016
Some Nigerians Girls Be Like:


Me: Berlyn, why are you bleaching?? undecided


Berlyn: McBrooklyn, C'mon! I ain't bleaching, it's just that my natural complexion is beginning to come out tongue


Me: So why your natural complexion con omit some part of the body con paint some?? Or was there no electricity when this reactions was taking place?? undecided undecided


Berlyn: angry angry


Me: Don't be angry dear. I guess I'm just used to telling the truth grin grin


#Confused__Generations
cheesy cheesy

Gaming › Re: Childhood Days: Did You Remember Doing This To Little Brother? by McBrooklyn(op): 2:35pm On Jul 08, 2016
dominique:
We don't play that kind of pranks on our younger ones. Sisters rock cool
See you undecided

I can't even count the number of times my elder sister play pranks on me angry


My sister, na everybody is guilty of this either sisterhood or brotherhood . . . We're all guilty of making one prank or the other
angry angry
Gaming › Re: Childhood Days: Did You Remember Doing This To Little Brother? by McBrooklyn(op): 12:55pm On Jul 08, 2016

Gaming › Re: Childhood Days: Did You Remember Doing This To Little Brother? by McBrooklyn(op): 12:51pm On Jul 08, 2016
dominique:
You guys are not nice angry tongue
L-O-L grin grin
And you girls ain't any better sef cheesy

Owfar, Shey this thread get future for FP sef??
angry
Islam › Re: How Was Eid Celebration In Your Area...lets Shr Experiences by McBrooklyn(m): 12:31pm On Jul 08, 2016
Boys for my area for school just buy small "Highness" and "Asun" just dey chill now! grin




Abi wetin man go con do now??
angry
Gaming › Childhood Days: Did You Remember Doing This To Little Brother? by McBrooklyn(op): 12:00pm On Jul 08, 2016
L-O-L to the good childhood days when your mum used to tell you to let your little brother play the game grin grin



I could remember doing this very well until the day my little brother wise up con change am for me. From that day we do play together and as times goes by sef, he became a better player than me. cool



So who else remember doing this??
cool

Business › Re: Ogbanago Muhammed Ibrahim: UBA Security Guard That Returned N3.5M by McBrooklyn(m):
Don't even know what to type but the man really tried . . . Kudos!!! cool

Education › Re: How To Enjoy The Course You Hate. by McBrooklyn(m): 7:56am On Jul 07, 2016
vizkiz:
This can work for mathematics. No! I still hate maths till date angry
If you actually hate mathematics, then what's with the 2,293,618,367 sh*t for your signature?? undecided angry
Education › Re: How To Enjoy The Course You Hate. by McBrooklyn(m):
OP, some courses in the Nigeria university or polytechnics can be life threatening just in case you don't know!!! angry


And How would you expect people to like that particular course that at the end of the you would just waste your precious time and still end up with a 2nd class lower or even a 3rd class sef. So How??
undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: How Police Operates In Different Countries by McBrooklyn(op): 10:38pm On Jul 06, 2016
olatunjithomas:
[s]one thing I'm sure of is that you are gonna be a good friend, we won't continue this way.[/s]
Bruh, I wanna ignore whatever you gonna reply before but lemme just address this one angry


I ain't actually fighting anybody here, I'm just tryna right some of your wrongs you made on my post. And I'll gladly do so now and any other day!

Since, I joined Nairaland the first day everybody is a friend and I guess we're all one family here and it's gonna be good to continue that way.

Shalom™
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: How Police Operates In Different Countries by McBrooklyn(op): 9:49pm On Jul 06, 2016
olatunjithomas:
I don't need the apologies, you keep that!!
Whatever!!! Like I really wanna apologize before angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: How Police Operates In Different Countries by McBrooklyn(op): 9:14pm On Jul 06, 2016
olatunjithomas:
even after the apologies........I just said sorry

owkkkk I'm sorry again ......
Then you can actually do me the favour of modifying your earlier post. If you wanna campaign, open a thread and I guess you'll know the best way to go about that undecided undecided


And I ain't gonna apologized about what I posted earlier cos you know you deserved it. Am sure you will understand if you've ever created a topic thatit ain't easy after typing and editing for minutes and someone pops in to derail it
angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: How Police Operates In Different Countries by McBrooklyn(op): 8:49pm On Jul 06, 2016
olatunjithomas:
And meanwhile op, it's time again to separate the men from the boys........

I know you like big things...... like big cars, big girls.and ofcos big clique..

please join the VIPs

the most honored clique on nairaland.

THE #TEAM FALCONEY.......

SUPPORT FALCONEY for Mr nairaland 2016

that might be your best decision ever.......

we all are waiting for you, at the Royal ground.

where the Royal men dine.............

check my signature below for more info
Bruh, But why you mumu like this now?? Brain wey cheap pass for market you no get! undecided

The problem I have with some of you guys here on NL is that your mate will be competing for a competition and some of you ediots here will be coming to another people thread to derail it with your f*ckery. Probably since you don't or won't know, it's no really easy typing this stuffs and and the last thing that might be needed to compliment the writer is the f*ckery you just posted! undecided undecided

Goan get a life, Bruh!!!
angry

cc: lalasticlala

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: How Police Operates In Different Countries by McBrooklyn(op): 8:31pm On Jul 06, 2016
[quote author=olatunjithomas post=47275366][/quote]Please and Please Bro, don't derail my thread with your campaigns. One comment don do you. So let's all try and act matured cos it ain't easy typing and editing all this stuffs angry angry
Jokes Etc › Hilarious: How Police Operates In Different Countries by McBrooklyn(op): 8:16pm On Jul 06, 2016
Disclaimer: Please guys this is actually a jokes probably an idea running through a guy head so let's no take things personal with whatever it's I posted here because it's just for fun and fun and nothing else. So Let's have the fun while it last cool cool



How Police Operates In Different Countries grin grin


1. American Policing Techniques

They allow the thief to finish stealing, then they use sophisticated gadgets to catch the thief.


2. Chinese Policing Techniques

They chase the thief until the thief becomes tired then they catch him softly.


3. Arab Policing Techniques

They kidnap the thief's wife and then they threatened the thief to surrender.


4. Indian Policing Techniques

They sings for the thief until he comes close to the trap and then they catch him


5. Nigerian Policing Techniques

They catch any person on the street, beat him until he concurs that he is actually the thief


So Guys, Is It YAY or NAY??
cool


cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi

Islam › Re: Share Your Eidmubarak Pictures Here by McBrooklyn(m): 1:00pm On Jul 06, 2016
Me and My G's cheesy cool



Me And My G's Don't Dull Na Boom Boom Boom!!!
grin grin grin

Celebrities › Re: Funke Adesiyan Flaunts Cleavage, Fans React by McBrooklyn(m):
Her Boobs, Her Probs! How that one take concern us?? undecided undecided






No one gives a flying f**k about a motherfucking sl*t
angry angry

Islam › Re: 14 Pictures Muslims Can Relate To As Ramadan Is Coming To An End by McBrooklyn(op): 6:58pm On Jul 04, 2016
14. How you and your buddies will be planning to rock that your dress to yhid on salah


cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi

Islam › Re: 14 Pictures Muslims Can Relate To As Ramadan Is Coming To An End by McBrooklyn(op): 6:54pm On Jul 04, 2016
13. When Ramadan is finally coming to an end

Islam › Re: 14 Pictures Muslims Can Relate To As Ramadan Is Coming To An End by McBrooklyn(op): 6:51pm On Jul 04, 2016
12. When the food you left on fire some minutes ago has disappeared

cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Fynestboi, Dominique

Islam › Re: 14 Pictures Muslims Can Relate To As Ramadan Is Coming To An End by McBrooklyn(op): 6:46pm On Jul 04, 2016
11. When that Christian friend ask if this salah is not the one ram is going to be killed

Islam › Re: 14 Pictures Muslims Can Relate To As Ramadan Is Coming To An End by McBrooklyn(op): 6:43pm On Jul 04, 2016
10. When you missed waking up and eating at night and now you've to fast with the yesterday food you ate


cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi

Islam › Re: 14 Pictures Muslims Can Relate To As Ramadan Is Coming To An End by McBrooklyn(op): 6:39pm On Jul 04, 2016
9. How some people will be praying during the night of lailat-il-qadr

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