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Berlyn:Sweet pie! Yeah, I do have money and monies sef! What did you need 5k for?? ![]() BTW, 5k is too small sef. You don't want like 50k?? ![]() |
Berlyn:The real hustling is at night and I don't sleep at night! Sleeping is only for ladies and some lazy dudes!! ![]() *** In Olamide Voice *** ![]() "I'm married to the game, Olohun Mi ki sun" ![]() |
If dem con fall down and die now, dem go dey blame the government for bad roads. Imagine how many of dem on a single bike ![]() Mostly the children wey go be leaders of tomorrow sef ![]()
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Berlyn:L-O-L for you!!! I would have destroyed, damaged, wrecked you sef before you actually realized I ain't actually making you famous just that we're pen in the hand of God ![]()
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Berlyn:No vex dear! It's just that it's your name that pops in my mind when I wanna type that . . . Abi shey E pain you ni?? ![]() #Payback__Time™ ![]()
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Some Nigerians Girls Be Like: Me: Berlyn, why are you bleaching?? ![]() Berlyn: McBrooklyn, C'mon! I ain't bleaching, it's just that my natural complexion is beginning to come out ![]() Me: So why your natural complexion con omit some part of the body con paint some?? Or was there no electricity when this reactions was taking place?? ![]() Berlyn: ![]() Me: Don't be angry dear. I guess I'm just used to telling the truth ![]() #Confused__Generations ![]()
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dominique:See you ![]() I can't even count the number of times my elder sister play pranks on me ![]() My sister, na everybody is guilty of this either sisterhood or brotherhood . . . We're all guilty of making one prank or the other ![]() |
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dominique:L-O-L ![]() And you girls ain't any better sef ![]() Owfar, Shey this thread get future for FP sef?? ![]() |
Boys for my area for school just buy small "Highness" and "Asun" just dey chill now! ![]() Abi wetin man go con do now?? ![]() |
L-O-L to the good childhood days when your mum used to tell you to let your little brother play the game ![]() I could remember doing this very well until the day my little brother wise up con change am for me. From that day we do play together and as times goes by sef, he became a better player than me. ![]() So who else remember doing this?? ![]()
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Don't even know what to type but the man really tried . . . Kudos!!! ![]()
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vizkiz:If you actually hate mathematics, then what's with the 2,293,618,367 sh*t for your signature?? ![]() |
OP, some courses in the Nigeria university or polytechnics can be life threatening just in case you don't know!!! ![]() And How would you expect people to like that particular course that at the end of the you would just waste your precious time and still end up with a 2nd class lower or even a 3rd class sef. So How?? ![]()
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olatunjithomas:Bruh, I wanna ignore whatever you gonna reply before but lemme just address this one ![]() I ain't actually fighting anybody here, I'm just tryna right some of your wrongs you made on my post. And I'll gladly do so now and any other day! Since, I joined Nairaland the first day everybody is a friend and I guess we're all one family here and it's gonna be good to continue that way. Shalom™ |
olatunjithomas:Whatever!!! Like I really wanna apologize before ![]() |
olatunjithomas:Then you can actually do me the favour of modifying your earlier post. If you wanna campaign, open a thread and I guess you'll know the best way to go about that ![]() And I ain't gonna apologized about what I posted earlier cos you know you deserved it. Am sure you will understand if you've ever created a topic thatit ain't easy after typing and editing for minutes and someone pops in to derail it ![]() |
olatunjithomas:Bruh, But why you mumu like this now?? Brain wey cheap pass for market you no get! ![]() The problem I have with some of you guys here on NL is that your mate will be competing for a competition and some of you ediots here will be coming to another people thread to derail it with your f*ckery. Probably since you don't or won't know, it's no really easy typing this stuffs and and the last thing that might be needed to compliment the writer is the f*ckery you just posted! ![]() Goan get a life, Bruh!!! ![]() cc: lalasticlala
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[quote author=olatunjithomas post=47275366][/quote]Please and Please Bro, don't derail my thread with your campaigns. One comment don do you. So let's all try and act matured cos it ain't easy typing and editing all this stuffs ![]() |
Disclaimer: Please guys this is actually a jokes probably an idea running through a guy head so let's no take things personal with whatever it's I posted here because it's just for fun and fun and nothing else. So Let's have the fun while it last ![]() How Police Operates In Different Countries ![]() 1. American Policing Techniques They allow the thief to finish stealing, then they use sophisticated gadgets to catch the thief. 2. Chinese Policing Techniques They chase the thief until the thief becomes tired then they catch him softly. 3. Arab Policing Techniques They kidnap the thief's wife and then they threatened the thief to surrender. 4. Indian Policing Techniques They sings for the thief until he comes close to the trap and then they catch him 5. Nigerian Policing Techniques They catch any person on the street, beat him until he concurs that he is actually the thief So Guys, Is It YAY or NAY?? ![]() cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi
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Me and My G's ![]() Me And My G's Don't Dull Na Boom Boom Boom!!! ![]()
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Her Boobs, Her Probs! How that one take concern us?? ![]() No one gives a flying f**k about a motherfucking sl*t ![]()
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14. How you and your buddies will be planning to rock that your dress to yhid on salah cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi
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13. When Ramadan is finally coming to an end
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12. When the food you left on fire some minutes ago has disappeared cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Fynestboi, Dominique
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11. When that Christian friend ask if this salah is not the one ram is going to be killed
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10. When you missed waking up and eating at night and now you've to fast with the yesterday food you ate cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi
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9. How some people will be praying during the night of lailat-il-qadr
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