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berllyn:
bae I'm in d cell for now wish me well

L-O-L . . . Serves you right



Buh, Bae I just don't know why . . . A part of me just won't allow me to leave you alone in the cell




So Baby, don't feel sober . . . How much is the bail?? And BTW, Where the Bleep is your lalasticlal* now?? Who the f**k your lalasticlal* epp now??



Now, I'm gon pay the bill and pray for your release by myself now

Obowian:
pls what happened to Annie Idibia's beef with Pedro's sister??

Leoswaggs:
C as d children dey look dea papa 4 d 3rd pics like "why u mess??

aikluck007:
Who family pictures don help?

Berlyn:
you are not even a gentleman iffa marry you now is these the type of attitude you will be displaying i hate you

Oh Baby! Am 100% sorry for hurting your feelings! I'll try and turn a new leaf just for you


Oh! Dear! Please don't hate or ever leave me! I need you in my life 100%



Berlyn Dear, In case you don't know "All of me loves all of you 101%"

Berlyn:
sweety dont be too forward it will take me a month and 4 days to finish thinking

Berlyn:
give me time to think about it

What's there too think about??

It's not like both of us don't have a crush for each other now!

So I've sent you an email so let's just make it work

Berlyn:
i hereby Denounced my crush on you mtchwwwww

Oh Dear! I'm very sorry "Denouncing me" is a NO! NO!! NO!!! We're trapped in the love game and there is no way out!

Oya no vex now! Add me back! I'm gonna turn new leaf from now on

Berlyn:
see this baba oooi i hv officially made you my 2nd crush after lala

Abeg, don't even start that with me cos I ain't gonna fall for your tantrums again



Believe Me Or Not . . . No Games!!!

Berlyn:
[b] A fresh and joyful month is in relation to come, May God sanctify you with cheerfulness and delight which you miss in the previous month.
Happy New Month everyone

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Alright! Baby boo, Thanks!

Here is my own for you


Just Like the Eagle ,
You’ ll fly Like Gold ,
You will be Valued Like the Sun,
You shall shine bright Like the river ,
You shall flow unlimited Like the Palm Tree,
You shall Flourish and like Money, You shall be Useful
*Happy New Month

vizkiz:
chai...na my padi you dey call yeye boy

Berlyn:
mcBrooklyn that yeye boi

Na me you dey call yeye boi Abi??

Berlyn:
[b] [color=#990000]your padi ke.... Some bori that was dragging me with lala can you imagine

[b]You be fine babe, na why fine boi like me dey follow you talk! Since you don dey feel yourself now . . . Then ah no give a flying damn again

vizkiz:
Lol...Thanks to guys like you who paid for my bail...

Where is McBrooklyn sef... Bro abeg come and help your guy oh...my hand most not falleth

Berlyn:

If you like cover your mouth, your yansh, your chest . . .

I'm only giving you a piece of advise! Or What are we E-Buddies for??


My 2 Cents

Berlyn:
I Met a guy at a supermarket, he demanded to pay for all the goods i bought, i was pleased we gat talking he told me few things about him as time was'nt on my side.. We exchanged numbers, we later became friends he was such a cool and honest type he told me everything i needed to know about him excluding the fact that he was married, we became really close to an extend he keeps on letting me know how badly he wanted me in his life, how complete he will feel if we eventually get married lol, severally i asked him about his relationship status he told me he was heartbroken some years ago, though i was never carried away, something keeps telling me that the young man was happily married, i observed few things within that period, his lines was always switched off at night with the excuse he forgot to charge his phone lol i played a trick on him, i told him i wanted to visit and spend a week at his place he came up with the excuse his mother visited that i wont be comfortable since he is yet to properly do the normal introduction between the mum and i...well to cut the story short the guy was married.....

If you are involved with a married man and believe it’s going somewhere, well think again married men are willy wicked creatures. They will tell you everything and anything under the sun to make you believe that you have a future with them when in future 3% of married men will leave their wives for their mistresses... this means that you have a 3% chance of “happy ending,” that’s a very slim chance.

Now, he may like you a lot or even love you, but not enough to leave his wife and kids. However, if ever you do end up together, there is an equally slimmer chance that he will be faithful with you, as the saying goes, “if he cheats with you, he will cheat on you.”
In spite of all these seemed impossible chances of having a future with married men, why are there still so many gullible women who still believe them? I guess one of the possible reasons is that they are unaware of the lies married men tell.

Men can tell a whole lot of lies just to keep you hanging around, if you hear one or more of these lies, it’s time to turn away.

* “I don’t love my wife anymore.” This is one of the most common lies married men tell simply because there is no concrete way of proving this to you.

* “We’re only in the marriage for the children.” This is the perfect excuse married men tells

* “We’re not having sex anymore.” Or “We’re not sleeping together for a long time.” Then there must be a good reason, and if things are that bad at home, then why is he still there?

* “We really want a divorce, but we can’t afford it.” Married men who use this line must be from, “hell" He cannot afford a divorce, but he can afford to have an affair with you.. You must be as stupid as he is to fall for this line.

@The Bolded, The man dull small. E for carry you go a hotel or somewhere he go knack the daylight outta you and your life will never remain the same!




You call visiting a man in his house a wise thing to do?? Infact, it's the worst idea I've ever heard over the centuries!


If it were to be a married man that knows how to play his game, you would have been one of his "Chop and clean mouth" victim . . . Stay Wise!!!

Berlyn:
will u come for our wedding?

What F**king Wedding??



Person wey you never see and I talk say make you email me your cellphone number and let me hook you up with him



BTW, If you marry him now, wetin go con happen to lalasticlal*??

Berlyn:
i wanna marry him

Hmm . . . I can epp your matter now



Just email me your cellphone number and I'll hook you guys up or what did you think??

Berlyn:
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