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Family › Re: 11 Pictures You Can Relate To If You Grow Up In A Nigerian Family by McBrooklyn(op): 12:38pm On Jun 20, 2016

11. And Finally When Your Parent Decided To End The Chastising Session

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Family › Re: 11 Pictures You Can Relate To If You Grow Up In A Nigerian Family by McBrooklyn(op): 12:35pm On Jun 20, 2016

10. When You're Being Caught Stealing, Wasteful, Rude, Careless, Breaking Plates OR Stealing

Family › Re: 11 Pictures You Can Relate To If You Grow Up In A Nigerian Family by McBrooklyn(op): 12:25pm On Jun 20, 2016

9. When You're Being Caught In Illicit Act

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Family › Re: 11 Pictures You Can Relate To If You Grow Up In A Nigerian Family by McBrooklyn(op): 12:23pm On Jun 20, 2016

8. When Your Mum Cheats You By Collecting Money From You

Family › Re: 11 Pictures You Can Relate To If You Grow Up In A Nigerian Family by McBrooklyn(op): 12:17pm On Jun 20, 2016

7. When They Start To Be Dramatic

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Family › Re: 11 Pictures You Can Relate To If You Grow Up In A Nigerian Family by McBrooklyn(op): 12:14pm On Jun 20, 2016*

6. When Your Parents Don't Want To Accept Defeat

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Family › Re: 11 Pictures You Can Relate To If You Grow Up In A Nigerian Family by McBrooklyn(op): 12:10pm On Jun 20, 2016

5. When Your Actions Are Being Justified

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Family › Re: 11 Pictures You Can Relate To If You Grow Up In A Nigerian Family by McBrooklyn(op): 12:08pm On Jun 20, 2016

4. When You're Expected To Cry Without Making Noise

Family › Re: 11 Pictures You Can Relate To If You Grow Up In A Nigerian Family by McBrooklyn(op): 12:01pm On Jun 20, 2016

3. When You're Being Eyed In The Public

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Family › Re: 11 Pictures You Can Relate To If You Grow Up In A Nigerian Family by McBrooklyn(op): 11:07am On Jun 20, 2016*

When There Is Always A Reason For You To Fail At Something

Family › 11 Pictures You Can Relate To If You Grow Up In A Nigerian Family by McBrooklyn(op): 11:00am On Jun 20, 2016*

1. When You're Being Sent On Unnecessary Errands

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Romance › Re: Top 12 Signs That You Should Get Back Together? by McBrooklyn(m): 10:09am On Jun 20, 2016

halfricanadian:
Why wont d feelings b intact

After ive start to love you bck

* In Dj Khaled Voice * "I don't think I love you no more" . . . But if you want my 100% feelings back, you can come and collect it tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: When You Went To Ask Sango For A Child Instead Of Waiting For God's Time (Photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 10:05am On Jun 20, 2016

Disneylady:

Oya Stop Forming Joor . . . C'mon Tell Me That Your Romantic Yoruba Name?? wink

Celebrities › Re: Didi Ekanem Hits NYSC Camp (See Her Lovely Pics In NYSC Camp) by McBrooklyn(m): 9:55am On Jun 20, 2016

Booty Wey Dey Burst Brain cheesy

cc: Vizkiz, Oya come and see ooo . . . Your Food don show grin

Men And Big Booty Are Like grin

The Dude Above Me Though undecided

Romance › Re: When A Man Vs When A Woman Goes Shopping (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 9:53am On Jun 20, 2016

PRESTIGERYHME:
I did

Thanks, Dear! . . . Nice Meeting Ya! kiss

Education › 14 Laws Which You Might Not Have Studied In School by McBrooklyn(op): 8:51am On Jun 20, 2016

Here Are Some 14 Laws Which You Might Not Have Study In Schools:

1. Law Of Equality

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes.

2. Law Of Queue

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

3. Law Of Telephone

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

4. Law Of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

5. Law Of the Workshop

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

6. Bath Theorem

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. Law Of Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. Law Of The Result

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9. Law Of Bio Mechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. Theatre Rule

People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.

11. Law Of Coffee

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Law Of Proposal

After you accept a proposal you will get a better one.

13. Law Of Getting Late

When you reach early for something it will never start on time.

14. Law of Examination

If you didn't read a page which is of least importance, the first question will be from that page.

How Many Of These Law Can You Relate To??

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Islam › Re: 14 Pictures Muslims Fasting Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 8:11am On Jun 20, 2016

Antina:
We are friends already bro!!!

If you say so ma'am! But I want us to be more than just friends, I want us to be "Friendlier" then "Friendliest" . . . Or what did you say Ma'am?? wink

Romance › Re: When A Man Vs When A Woman Goes Shopping (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 8:07am On Jun 20, 2016

PRESTIGERYHME:
shey u know u naughty?

Hmm . . .Tell me something I don't know kiss

BTW, Have not seen your reply for my email and I'm kinda running out of patience angry

Romance › Re: Top 12 Signs That You Should Get Back Together? by McBrooklyn(m): 8:02am On Jun 20, 2016

halfricanadian:
When did u tell me?

I already expressed my feelings for you through words and action and it is not until I come her for Nairaland and open a thread like most dumb guys usually do that you'll know I've some feelings for you . . . that's even if the feelings is still intact sef angry

Romance › Re: Top 12 Signs That You Should Get Back Together? by McBrooklyn(m): 12:04am On Jun 20, 2016

halfricanadian:
Dont continue d hard way i hate hard ways
Ako ko abo ni

Kuku say u wan insult me from d start no use crush cover am up

Hmm . . . Na you dey f**k up now!! I already told you how I felt about you and you're using my feelings to play lawn tennis undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: When You Went To Ask Sango For A Child Instead Of Waiting For God's Time (Photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 11:19pm On Jun 19, 2016

Disneylady:
I can speak Hausa language but I m Yoruba

Hmm . . . Well, That's not bad for a girl like you. BTW, What's your Yoruba name sef??

Romance › Re: Top 12 Signs That You Should Get Back Together? by McBrooklyn(m): 11:16pm On Jun 19, 2016

halfricanadian:
Oya gbedu wey dey burst brain

Ur signature na trinity love u dey find?

Me wey de fk up? Who i epp? U sef shey u don baff?

So you want me to continue the hard way abi?? OK lemme continue . . . "You're doing Ako what's wrong with you . . . Ki ni nkan no kini to won ti fell La pa La Pa La Pa cheesy

Romance › Re: Top 12 Signs That You Should Get Back Together? by McBrooklyn(m): 10:29pm On Jun 19, 2016

halfricanadian:
Wow im i his crush? mehn even my absence still touches souls

You wey dey f**k up!! Who you Epp sef?? undecided

Romance › Re: Top 12 Signs That You Should Get Back Together? by McBrooklyn(m): 10:22pm On Jun 19, 2016

vizkiz:
Where is McBrooklyn when you need him sef

Guy come and carry your crush

Hmm . . . Halfricandian dey f**k up big time now! angry

Romance › Re: When A Man Vs When A Woman Goes Shopping (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 10:01pm On Jun 19, 2016

PRESTIGERYHME:
abi oo

Hmm . . . Check your Email I've emailed you back. Make sure you reply on time cos there is no time for dulling wink

Islam › Re: 14 Pictures Muslims Fasting Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 9:56pm On Jun 19, 2016

Smellymouth:
Thank you Sir!!, I truly appreciate you
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Lol . . . You're welcome wink

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Islam › Re: 14 Pictures Muslims Fasting Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 9:54pm On Jun 19, 2016

Deleayo88:

What Happen?? angry

Islam › Re: 14 Pictures Muslims Fasting Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 9:54am On Jun 19, 2016

Smellymouth:
Baba, I tire oo

Lovely thread, so sad I came late but at least I enjoyed it..

I can relate to almost everything you mentioned..

And pls Boss, Don't forget to vote Mimzy for miss NL starting on Monday bro..

I will give you a mention when it starts..

One love.

Tuale

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Lol . . . You and this your meme get as E be OK, I'll try and be there on Monday Bruh cool

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Islam › Re: 14 Pictures Muslims Fasting Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 9:49am On Jun 19, 2016

dominique:
Beating him up wouldn't have solved anything, it would have caused more trouble and in the end, you would have been labelled thugs. Dialogue with the imam instead, if he's unwilling to change, look for another mosque. In the neighbourhood mosque where I used to observe inshai and tarawii, na soso Yaasin and other lenghty Surah the Imam sabi, I had to look elsewhere and found a small mosque where they did more of Juz amma Surahs and Rabanna. Within 30 minutes, Inshai, tarawii and witri were done and dusted and everybody can go home to relax and do other things. These imams ought to know they're not encouraging people by doing lenghty Surahs especially during tarawii. People are already exhausted after fasting all day, no point making them stand for hours. Besides, people tend to lose concentration while those lenghty Surahs are being recited thus defeating the purpose of the Solat.

Wow! Wow!! Wow!!! * A Round Of Applause For Dominique * I don't even know as a Nairaland mods you're this damn good as an advisor . . . Guess I will be running to you now anytime I need an advice or you won't Epp me?? angry

Islam › Re: 14 Pictures Muslims Fasting Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 9:44am On Jun 19, 2016

Antina:
We are friends already bro!!!

When was that, huh?? Cos I'm talking bout Real time friends not Some Nairaland E-Friends

Jokes Etc › Re: When You Went To Ask Sango For A Child Instead Of Waiting For God's Time (Photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 2:51am On Jun 19, 2016

Disneylady:
Am Yoruba and also a Muslim

Chai . . . Are you twin on this post cos the 1st time you're bashing us you're claiming to be a Hausa and now after bashing us and settling old scores you're now Yoruba and also a Muslim for that matter angry

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