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Antina:
Antina, not Angina

Buh McBrooklyn is never a Muslim name too

Hmm . . . I didn't saw that one coming!! "Antina" no mind my dictionary jawe Na over sabi dey worry am na him change am to "Angina". Alhaja Antina, I really love your name, can we be Friends??

Disneylady:
Am so sorry sir if I've offended you, e ma binu se e gbo! Ma Sallam!

Attagirl! Now you're behaving!! Don't know you can also type Yourba sha

Don't know you're a Muslim sef

Smellymouth:
Alhamdulillah

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I never knew you are a Muslimah


Please don't ban me because of my GIFs oo

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Jazaka Allahu khairan

Lol . . . You be baddass ah swear God sef know say me go kuku dey laff ni if Dominique come here con ban you now

Antina:
Exactly hw I felt when I heard Ramadhan would be starting Monday. So funny

Hmm . . . But is Angina a Muslim Name??

Disneylady:
So 'shege' and 'sege' is the same abi? Ok I hear you but what do u mean by 'starting with me'?!

Yeah! I knew you're still gonna ask me that . . . Anyway, I mean Whatever that pops up in your mind that I might mean is what I meant

saqo:
I remembered back in undergraduate days, after breaking my fast with just orange and drank small pap. I went to mosque to observe Tarawy with the hope of coming back soon to devour my delicious rice. To my surprise, it took this Al-Sunnah Alfa about 3 minute to recite Suratul-Fathia. I didn't talk, I composed myself, thinking he will just follow it with small Surat . Surprisingly, the Alfa followed it with Suratul Baqorat ; reciting it as slow as possible.
I swear , after enduring it for 10 minutes and he didn't stop, I just pick my slippers and off I went. Since that day, I didn't pray Tarawy with that Alfa again

Lol . . . #Badt Guy Before nko?? That moment you go be like "Food is all I need"

Disneylady:
Both of una mumu is legendary
I said shege(shege in Hausa language means 'bast*rd' or 'son of a guy')

Chill Pill, Madam!! Just because you've a phone that has keyboard doesn't mean you should come here and be typing rubbish . . . You should have just tell us what "Shege" is instead of the rubbish you added at the top cos "Sege" is a name here in Yourba particularly a male given name . . . Watch before you type next time cos don't lemme start with you ooo

Smellymouth:

As Smellymouth don show for this thread too . . . Drop the meme while it's hot

Disneylady:
LMFAO
Na this boy dey smoke this thing? *Finds it hard to believe*

This one na Shege, walahi

Which Sege?? Your Boyfriend??

PRESTIGERYHME:
yes boss

no toast me oo

Lol . . . Toast you ke?? When you're not bread!! I already told you I'm not a bad guy now. But as you already know, No one is perfect, human can change anytime

Freiden:
Guy....your signature got me rolling on the floor.

Na So Ooo!!

dominique:
This happened to me during my undergrad days, The Maghrib rolled into Ishai and Tarawii afterwards. I wan die that day

Lol . . . Na too comot mosque sure pass ooo Cos Even if ah stay sef, my mind no fit dey for the prayer

BTW, Let's move this thread to FP now or what says thee??

Fynestboi:

Oga, Abeg Move this thread to FP for us now

PRESTIGERYHME:
I can see
"winks"

Ehn Now!! Hope you've replied my PM

***Bonus Picture (Ramadan Day 13)***


cc: lalasticlala, seun, Mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi

11. How You Eat Your Food When You're Breaking Fast


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8. When You Go For Mahgrib Prayer Without Eating And The Imam Says "Alif lam mim"


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5. That Painful Moment When You Cooked Food Down And You Went For Maghrib Prayer And On Your Coming Back Your Roommate And Friends Have Finished The Food


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PRESTIGERYHME:
lols

sounds like a badt boi

Hmm. Me? A Badt Boi?? FYI, na me holy pass ooo! My best friend is God! . . .Na just normal Boy meet girl, Girl meet boy now

Smellymouth:
I don spice am

Lol . . . I don sight you Bro #Well done

vizkiz:
After giving you halfricanadian and juhan. This is what you wanna pay me with? This life

That's if you ain't trying anything on dem for my back