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Airforce1, Vizkiz, Halfricandian, Juhan . . . Time to show your talent is here at last!! Goan make us proud

Don't know if I'm the only one that noticed or not . . . Why is Cossy in prison uniform in the 1st pic?? Or is she actually in prison??

Yo Guys! I've came up with how to deal with people that is disturbing you with you unnecessary calls




Yeah!This might seems like a joking stuff but it is simple and effective




*** Yeah! Here it is let's go!!! ***





*** How to Deal with Someone Who is Disturbing You with Unnecessary Calls ***





"Go to OLX, Advertise iPhone 6 for 20,000naira. Leave His or Her Number as Contact There, and then Sit Back, Smile and Drink Chilled Zobo"




You can try cos it is simple and effective and you can actually thank me later



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PRESTIGERYHME:
Wat do u do den?

I can actually hold your hands live if you don't mind

Oh Wailers! Your Food Don Show Oh! Oya Come And Wail!!





Wailers And Bad News About GMB and APC are like

juhan:
aww okay im here now

Thank God! I'm kinda relaxed now that at least I heard from you today

juhan:
booboo have you been waiting for me?

Boo, You can't imagine! I've been waiting for you countless day and night

juhan:
help me ask that boy o

Oh! Juhan Baby is here at last

*** Name Checked ***


Na dem dem Israelites people


Dem Israelites people and crime are like

ErnieSmallzz:
hmmmm nice1 Op, so wat do guys say when girls compliment them?

Well, a lady can't just walk up to you and start complimenting you . . . But in case a lady I know before or I don't walks up to me to compliment me, I'll simply reply "Thank You" and we get talking

skarlett:
Lol, your signature, "my girlfriend is only allowed to have three bestfriends in her life..."

Siggy is the short form of signature

Lol! Never heard about "Siggy" before! Thanks for telling me tho! You can actually laugh about my siggy and my post

Yeah! You Can Use Online Websites Like Nairaland

skarlett:
I seriously dunno what to laugh at, your siggy or the post. Both are damn hilarious...



You're right tho, some Nigerian ladies dunno how to accept a compliment

WTF is Siggy?? Cos it ain't even in my phone dictionary! I'll appreciate it if you can tell me what it is or is it an alien word??

So in this Nigeria we are, somebody don't even know Stephen Keshi was actually a Coach


See what this dude actually thinks Stephen Keshi was


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vizkiz:
you mean say I don become monitoring spirit?

Yeah! Seems So!

vizkiz:
me: oh baby, you look so beautiful, are you an angel or something...

Her reply: mtchewww....

The thing pain me enter my bone

Bruh, E be like say you and my post on Nairaland nowadays are like

PRESTIGERYHME:
HOLD MA HANDS

Hmm . . . I don't do E-Hands Holding. BTW, what does holding your hands mean sef??

Baba Nla Himself! I really love Wizkid . . . No-homo!!!














F*ck Linda Ikeji and other Wizkid haters !!!

Bloggers Can Lie! Bloggers And Lies Are Like

What is it with women and compliments?

You’re at the mall and a stranger tells you are beautiful. You immediately give an awkward response.

Some says you look nice today and your reaction is, “ Do I look bad every other day ?”

Why do women find it hard to just say ‘thank you’ and move on, instead of giving silly responses?

A lot of Nigerian women find it hard to accept compliment, no matter how confident and comfortable they are with themselves. They will always find a way to ignore it.

There are some women who don’t know how to take a compliment if it was staring them in the face.

Some of these women have heard too many fake compliments that they don’t believe it anymore whether it’s true or not.

Women need to realize that just because it’s being used often as a pick up line by some men doesn’t mean it’s a lie.

Here are 15 things Nigerian girls say when you compliment them:


1. Like really?
Someone says, ‘You have nice legs’ and the best reply you can give is ‘like really’. But why?


2. We thank the Lord.
Of course we will always thank God, just say thank you.


3. Stop telling me lies.
So someone cannot say your hair is fine again?


4. My head is swelling.
Hold the head well so it doesn’t burst and scatter all over the place.


5. Who are you deceiving?
Can’t you just accept a compliment?


6. Whatever!
Which one is whatever again? Just accept the compliment and feel good.


7. I know.
Stranger: Hello pretty, you have a nice figure.
Girl: I know.


8. Abeg, let’s hear word.
Which word, is it the word of God?


9. Ehen and so?
The next time you are complimented on your looks or whatever, you just say "THANK YOU".


10. I hear it all the time.
You’ve earned somebody’s respect and admiration. What do you say to that?


11. If I hear.
Take a compliment at face value and appreciate the best of it.


12. Stop whining me joor!
If you think that you’re being modest by not accepting a compliment, think again.


13. Abeg, Abeg, Abeg
While there is a possibility from time to time that some people might just be lying, most people are genuine about giving compliment.


14. Washy wash
Accepting compliments tells the other person that you appreciate what they have to say about you.


15. Is that how you deceive your small girlfriends?
You’ve probably earned it, so enjoy your moment in the spotlight.


Source: https://www.naij.com/849374-15-annoying-things-nigerian-girls-stop-saying-men-compliment.html?source=article_related

PRESTIGERYHME:
.......100.1% tru

Attagirl! Thank God you agree with me on this . . . Lemme take you out as a sign of appreciation, what says thee??

skywalker240:
Op one word for this,.....


The bitter truth......they would come 4 ya heads

Lol . . . Thanks Bruh! But I'm already prepared for that

Laveda:
Guys do that too.

Yeah! Guys not Men!!!

ireneony:
It's our fault. .we are made this way.

Nay! God created you the normal way but some of you girls choose to make yourself "this way"

CaroLyner:
not every girl fancys parading round the whole shop.

Yeah! But I can bet you're one of those girls that parade around

Laveda:
guys take pictures more these days.

Says Who?? Girls wey go only go shopping and they will be like

Evakinqz:
True talk bro




#buh it doesn't happen here in France

vizkiz:
Guy- buys 5 gucci shoes, 2 varsace sunglasses and a perfume... Then exits.

Lady - Takes a stroll for 50 minutes, checks the label on almost every item, puts on some sunglasses and hats then take pictures, take more pictures, buys 2 apples and one cornflake... Exits the mall

My Nigga! You don show for this thread again

From my own instinct, this is very true

Fellow Nairalanders, what did you think??

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Saw this picture on Facebook and this got me laughing

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If Nigerian Celebrities Are Football Teams

1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.

2. 2face – Real Madrid
2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, he is still a boss in the industry.

3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.

4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Manchester United was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management.

5. Burna boy – West Ham
He is very good but never really gets the
recognition he deserves.

6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant.

7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).

8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.

9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.

10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.

11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.

13. Viktoh – Sassuolo
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!

14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.

15. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.

16. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.

17. Vector – Liverpool
Very consistent and doing fine but still
underrated.

18. Olamide – Tottenham
Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much . . . Respect!

19. Ycee – Leicester City
Came from nothing and hugely making it.

20. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!

21. 9ice – AC Milan
His era of dominance is over.

22. Reekado Banks – Watford
He’s making a promising start so far.

23. Terry G - Enyimba
Always winning local league am internationally presence is low.

24. Psquare - Barcelona
Destined for greatness in their musical career, but stop having internal crisis.

larabae13:
ehn?! Shey na badness no go let u knw book ni? I was one of d first three brilliant pupils

Iffa Hear! Then your school must be one of those local school having you as the local champion

larabae13:
secondary schl days were fun oo myn was 1,6,8,11,15,16,23 nd 28

Bad Girl! With all these things you listed, ah no sure if you go sabi book sef