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Jokes Etc › When You Go To The Village To Pick Your Village Uncle With Your Car (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 5:07pm On Jun 14, 2016

When You Go To The Village To Pick That Your Long Time Uncle With Your Car And You Tell Him To Fasten His Seat Belt grin

cc: lalasticlala, seun, Mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi

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Romance › Re: 6 Things Nigerian Ladies Would Always Lie About by McBrooklyn(op): 4:57pm On Jun 14, 2016

sinaj:
Dnt think I can lie bout those things u listed there.

See You . . . Don't forget the part of your signature that indicated "FEAR GOD" cos if you really FEAR GOD, you won't be here telling lies angry

Romance › Re: 6 Things Nigerian Ladies Would Always Lie About by McBrooklyn(op): 4:52pm On Jun 14, 2016

ronald4lif:
It's not just Nigerian ladies who lies about their age, the guys do too. Lying about one's age or dodging the question is very common with Nigerians. Ask someone their age you hear things like early, mid or late twenties etc. So don't lump it on women only.

I was wondering if you really check the headline of the post especially where it says "Ladies" . And if I were to post about "7 things Nigerians can lie about" then I'll include the age too . . . Or are Nigerian ladies not Nigerians?? cheesy

Romance › 6 Things Nigerian Ladies Would Always Lie About by McBrooklyn(op): 4:31pm On Jun 14, 2016

It has come to our notice that men want the women in their lives to be true to them and open up. We understand that this would help the relationship a great deal as couples could always move on from that point and lay a solid foundation.

But in reality, how many men can deal with the truth? How many men are willing to see the revelations as things of the past and move on from there? We all have secrets we do not want to tell anyone. We have things eating us up but cannot afford to air to the world.

While lying may not be good at times, it helps to save us from compromising situations. Although perfection is an unattainable feat to mortals, every woman still wants to strike her man as the ideal and perfect partner, not some twisted and messed up lady.

Some Nigerian ladies may have their excesses when it comes to love and lies. No matter how much you probe them, you may never hear the real version of the story.

While men may be able to come out and brag about their escapades with women, ladies do not have the right to do the same as the society is sentimental about the things women should or should not do.

It is a pity the men would be disappointed again as it is totally up to a woman to decide what part of her life history she is willing to tell the world. Find below some of the things Nigerian ladies would always lie about:

1. Age

Depending on the situation on ground, you may never be able to ascertain the real age of a Nigerian lady. Although, it is weird seeing people act up when they are being asked about their ages. Some even get offended the moment the question is being asked. Some men also get defensive when they are being asked about their ages.

2. The number of men they have slept with

Dear men, please stop asking women about this part of their lives. You will never be able to know the truth as you would keep getting polished lies. The standard for the number of men most Nigerian ladies would say they have slept with is two; you would be the third man. You can be sure the revelation would be backed with some pathetic story.
If you were told twenty, would you be interested in having a serious affair with her? There is the likelihood that you would want to mark register and leave too.

3. Abortion

Except you were the one that got her pregnant those times, a lady would never tell you if she had ever had an abortion. Abortion still remains a vague term as long as Nigerian ladies are concerned. They would always feign ignorance when it comes to this as they do not want to be seen as irresponsible.

4. Their ability to cook

Nigerian ladies know that there are certain things a man expects them to know how to do; cooking is one of those things. Thus, some of these ladies would brag on and on about their ability to cook and make decent meals. If the relationship works out at the end of the day, the man would be so disappointed in her.
That could be the beginning of the fall of that marriage. It is useless lying when it comes to issues like this, you could always learn and laugh about the mistakes you make.

5. Lying about being indifferent when it comes to his money

Ladies would always find one thing or the other to say; they most times lay emphasis on liking a man but not because of his money. If I hear! Money is important in relationships; the men know fully that the moment they become completely broke, they stop being the head in that relationship.
Yes, money matters. Stop acting like you are indifferent about it when in truth you want to spend as much as you can.

6. Lying about a man’s sexual performance

Many ladies do not always give their unbiased opinion when it comes to an issue like this. Men are egoistic in nature and would always ask women about their performance in bed. No matter how bad the sex was, you can be sure a lady would never tell the man about his woeful performance.
While lying in this case may not be good, ladies should learn to tell the men what they feel really. This would help them improve and make the next experience a better one.

Source: https://www.naij.com/855139-6-major-things-nigerian-ladies-will-always-lie.html?source=article_related

cc: lalasticlala, seun, Mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi

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Education › Re: Photos Of Osun Students In Church Garments by McBrooklyn(m): 3:59pm On Jun 14, 2016

Who knows maybe they want to shoot all these "Woli Agba" comedy movie cheesy

BTW, OP next time you want to post sh*t make sure you're well loaded with the supporting information very well and just don't come and be telling us to caption undecided

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Politics › Re: Lucozade Nigeria Shades President Buhari In New Hilarious Ad by McBrooklyn(m): 6:49pm On Jun 12, 2016

. . . And you call this hilarious?? A whole president on a country is sick and you are using the opportunity to promote your business undecided

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Education › Re: 4 Students Of FUTA Die In Accident by McBrooklyn(m): 5:28pm On Jun 12, 2016

eitsei:
lol... may God continue to protect us Jare

Aameen!!! cool

Education › Re: 4 Students Of FUTA Die In Accident by McBrooklyn(m): 5:22pm On Jun 12, 2016

eitsei:
I thought it was another accident too and I was scared to open the thread but I later found out it was the one that happened last month.. RIP to the deceased

Don't mind the OP jawe . . . He must be high on Osogbo Weed angry

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 4:41pm On Jun 12, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
if blood splash for my face and I still dey to tell the story, then it's no biggie

Lol . . . Funny you, Bruh! cool

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 4:37pm On Jun 12, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
it won't take 5mins to figure the original detail of that lady in your dp. But then, it's non of my biz
Have fun

Oh No! Don't tell me she is not the one at her DP shocked

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 4:32pm On Jun 12, 2016

DEAFandDUMB:
Nope.. I don't snap with my real hip cos its bigger than what you have there.. I snap with the smallest one so as to reduce must attention..

Thanks for the update dear.. You are a Darling..

Lol . . .See question! I like your reply tho
. . . But you for tell him say "This is not my real hips ooo" cheesy

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Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 4:30pm On Jun 12, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
I wouldn't mind. Dead men tell no tales

Better be alive than being dead!! A fowl wey never die still get hope cheesy

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 4:28pm On Jun 12, 2016

realmindz:
lol, u see wat I'm seeing

Yeah! All I can see is a lady in the picture or what else can you see?? undecided

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 4:25pm On Jun 12, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
Bros, I like being spectator. Nothing feels better than sitting on that VIP seat to watch a great battle.

I'm too Royal to rumble. Ask my queen HornyTiwa

Lol . . . A great battle indeed!! But during the battle some spills of blood go cover your face cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: When You Tell An Aba Girl To Send Her Best Picture (photo) by McBrooklyn(m): 4:07pm On Jun 12, 2016

*** When Aba Girls Finally See A Tarred Road ***

grin

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Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 4:02pm On Jun 12, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
I'll gladly take my spectator seat and watch the royal rumble

See You! Thought you guys are good pals now?? And you know a pal in need is a pal indeed wink

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 3:58pm On Jun 12, 2016

sammyogboso:
U look lik ma sis, r u I anyway related 2her?

DEAFandDUMB is engaged! Can you guys please leave her alone?? No be only your sister she go resemble, na your brother sef cheesy

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Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 3:54pm On Jun 12, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
leave am make he dey do jagaban

lala sef go jagaban am by showing him the power of being a Nairaland mod cheesy

Education › Re: 4 Students Of FUTA Die In Accident by McBrooklyn(m): 3:35pm On Jun 12, 2016

OP, I wonder if you're damn OK at all! This happened in my school since last month and of course I knew some of them. As I saw this news just now, I was wondering if another accident actually happened but after reading the whole sh*t, I later learnt it was still the same accident he was referring to. And I could see some poster above me saying sh*t about the school already sef! So OP, can you just tell us the f**k you're trying to insinuate or gerrarahia undecided

RIP to the dead and may their soul rest in perfect peace

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Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 3:32pm On Jun 12, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
Your ban go long pass river Nile

Hin go long pass river Nile and river Niger combined sef grin

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 3:30pm On Jun 12, 2016

SkinnyDude:
because i know it won't last.. why waste my fvcking time woogng a lady, when i fully know that the r/ship won't got past one month

Bahd Guy! So you just wan dey chop and clean mouth abi?? undecided

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 3:23pm On Jun 12, 2016

vizkiz:
20years ban. The old fashion way

You wan dey share babe with lalasticlala! The kind ban wey lalasticlala go give you no be here ooo cheesy

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 3:04pm On Jun 12, 2016

vizkiz:
One is too single for my liking while the other keeps flirt with one Ghana babe like that. I dash you

But leave Berlyn to me and watch out for our pre wedding photos on frontpage

Lol . . . If you try am, lalasticlala go vex delete your thread sharp sharp and he go block you for Nairaland sef grin

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 2:59pm On Jun 12, 2016

realmindz:
is dat u on ur dp? op u aren't a guy under a female moniker

Lol . . . Bahd Guy! Wetin you sef dey find for her profile in the 1st place?? undecided

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 2:53pm On Jun 12, 2016

ilobasama:
thanks

You're welcome, Bruh! cool

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 2:51pm On Jun 12, 2016

ForeverYoung197:
Lol. You mean a blind date? He stated clearly on his quote that he only wants friendship, didn't he?

Hmm . . . Help a girlfriend-less Nigga now or are you engaged?? undecided

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 2:46pm On Jun 12, 2016*

vizkiz:
ask Berlyn. She will tell you. I have never done it before

Lol . . . The last time I checked, Berlyn put am for her signature that she is damn crushing on lalasticlala. BTW, you don leave Halfricandian and Juhan alone abi?? undecided

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 2:42pm On Jun 12, 2016

tosyne2much:
No dey think am oooo baba

Tosyne2much . . . Bahdo! Baddest guy ever liveth cheesy

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 2:40pm On Jun 12, 2016

ilobasama:
I belong to all categories. I need help

Bro, how I wish I can epp you . . . But you can always pm Tosyne2much or Vizkiz for some tips on how to woo a girl wink

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 2:37pm On Jun 12, 2016

ForeverYoung197:
I'm not giving false hope on him. I'm extending my hand for friendship

You can only epp the dude by dating him and not friend zoning before he castrate himself wink

Romance › Re: 7 Set Of Guy That Find It Difficult To Woo A Lady by McBrooklyn(op): 2:33pm On Jun 12, 2016

DEAFandDUMB:
Please am new here.. what is the meaning of op and moniker?..
Thanks in advance..

Well, OP means "Original Poster" and Moniker mean "Your Handler Name"

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