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Education › Which Of These School Character Did You Exhibit In Secondary School? by McBrooklyn(op): 5:23pm On Jun 07, 2016

What was your most Secondary school character??

1. Making noise in the class
2. Like to copy notes for people
3. Fighting
4. Coming to school late
5. Leaving the school before closing time
6. Playing with Boys
7. Asking your teachers questions while teaching
8. Always reading
9. Always quiet in class
10. Playing football
11. Hanging around
12. Not reading your books
13. Friendly with teachers
14. Always writing love letters
15. Love to read novels
16. Sleeping
17. Eating
18. Playing Games
19. Not always in school
20. Always not in class
21. Stealing books, pens and pencils
22. Not friendly
23. Always looking for trouble
24. Always forget to do your homework and copy in the morning
25. Always play with girls
26. Being with boys/girls in a quite place
27. Afraid of been beating
28. Not afraid of been beating
29. Doesn't keep secret
30. A legend in telling lies

Well, Mine are; 1, 10, 15, 18, 25 and 27 cool

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Celebrities › Re: Unoaku Anyadike Shares No Makeup Pics by McBrooklyn(m): 6:02pm On Jun 06, 2016

crazymommy:
All this no make up pics is hypocrisy...and here is the reason...you take a no make up pics yet you add filter to it,don't u know that the "filter" itself is a beauty enahncer which is the same job of a make up...so who is fooling who..a real no make up pics should be done without adding a filter or editing your picture...have seen her before and she is pretty..

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Celebrities › Re: Unoaku Anyadike Shares No Makeup Pics by McBrooklyn(m): 5:58pm On Jun 06, 2016

Black Is Beautiful! Black And Beautiful!! It High Time Our 9ja Girls Stop Bleaching Dem Skin!!! angry

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Celebrities › Re: WeirdMC Shares Photo Of A Cancer Survivor, Gives Girls Without Breasts Courage by McBrooklyn(m): 5:27pm On Jun 06, 2016

Ginaz:
Awww, this is tough. Women are really strong creatures, I don't think a man can be able to have this confidence if his diccck is cut off. I salute all the women in the world.

Did you just type Dick being cut off?? Wetin Man go con do without dick cos me go just be like angry

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Celebrities › Re: WeirdMC Shares Photo Of A Cancer Survivor, Gives Girls Without Breasts Courage by McBrooklyn(m): 5:25pm On Jun 06, 2016

The Simple Solution Is Artificial Breast. Been Working Since ©1908

PS: Don't Quote Me!!! angry

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Nairaland General › Re: What Is/are Your Favorite(s) Section(s) On Nairaland? by McBrooklyn(op): 8:55pm On Jun 05, 2016

prettythicksme:
lol,i love you too.

I love you more!!! You know we can actually work things out wink

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Values To Teach Our Children To Make Them Grow Into Godly Men And Women by McBrooklyn(m): 8:02pm On Jun 05, 2016

The real definition of training your child the way he should grow so he will not depart from it grin

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Nairaland General › Re: What Is/are Your Favorite(s) Section(s) On Nairaland? by McBrooklyn(op): 7:37pm On Jun 05, 2016

prettythicksme:
Romance section only!

I Love You!!! cheesy

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Names Of Candidates Shortlisted For Nigeria Police Recruitment – 2016 by McBrooklyn(m): 5:59pm On Jun 05, 2016*

A Policeman Is A Thief And A Thief Is Also A Policeman! You Can Be A Police By The Day Then Be A Thief By The Night! So Who The F**k Police Don Epp?? angry

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Use The Letter 'X' When Referring To Christians? by McBrooklyn(m): 5:41pm On Jun 05, 2016

The last time I checked letter X is an alphabet word and also the 24th letter of the English Alphabet! And I wonder if OP has ever heard of "Abbreviation"?? angry

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do You Attend Your Present Church? by McBrooklyn(m): 12:09pm On Jun 05, 2016

Jadonjack:
I attend this church cos I love to see the way there ladies dress to church...

A lady sat beside me last week sunday and I almost saw her panties through the maxi mini skirt she wore. She s got a pretty thigh dou

Lemme go have my bath, so I wnt be late for church

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do You Attend Your Present Church? by McBrooklyn(m): 12:08pm On Jun 05, 2016

NaijaCuzin:
I attend the church bcoz them dey share rice every sunday

Na joke ooo

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do You Attend Your Present Church? by McBrooklyn(m): 12:06pm On Jun 05, 2016*

OP, why will I attend a particular church if not for prayer and maybe listen to the word of God?? BTW, Am invitating y'all for this spiritual wonder night

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Reaction When Jehovah Witnesses Knock On Your Door? by McBrooklyn(m): 12:00pm On Jun 05, 2016

Simple And Effective! My reaction when they knock on my door . . . angry

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Nairaland General › What Is/are Your Favorite(s) Section(s) On Nairaland? by McBrooklyn(op): 8:40am On Jun 05, 2016

Don't even know which forum to put this topic and after long deliberation, I decided to put it here. The Mods can move it to the appropriate section later

Yeah! Let's talk about this! I've been wondering with the number of people seeing a particular forum at a particular time

What is/are your favourite Nairaland forum?

Well, Mine are; Education, Literature, Celebrities, Politics And Of Course The Romance Section Of Nairaland

Fellow Nairalanders, Let's hear about yours too cool

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Politics › Re: Recovered Loot: Why FG Did Not Name Looters —presidency by McBrooklyn(m): 8:21am On Jun 05, 2016

Abeg, make dem recover the loot inside Amaechi Belle and this Man Belle too angry

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Business › Re: How To Recharge From Various Banks In Nigeria by McBrooklyn(op): 8:15am On Jun 05, 2016

vizkiz:
chai...I Don die

Such is life now! You know you're fond of yabbing people here so you go get many haters . . . But me ain't gat hatred for you, just leave halfricandian and Juhan inclusive alone for me and we're cool wink

Business › Re: How To Recharge From Various Banks In Nigeria by McBrooklyn(op): 7:58am On Jun 05, 2016

vizkiz:
My news go just enter nairaland frontpage...All those whey dey beef me for here go dey rejoice say "God don catch am"

Lol . . . You go turn celebrity for Nairaland now! Me sef go dey rejoice say at last you no go dey follow me drag halfricandian again grin

Business › Re: How To Recharge From Various Banks In Nigeria by McBrooklyn(op): 7:51am On Jun 05, 2016

vizkiz:
Bro hackers do that every single day.

By the way I wouldn't face stagnant accounts I will work towards the central bank account or fayose's secret account

Lol . . . Boys ain't smiling at all! Hope you never forget say na Nigeria we dey make you no go try stuff make dem no go toss your fine ass inside Kirikiri grin

Business › Re: How To Recharge From Various Banks In Nigeria by McBrooklyn(op): 7:40am On Jun 05, 2016

vizkiz:
yeah me again
I Was actually talking about someone code I can just press and voila! My account is credited...just like borrowing airtime from mtn

So you just want to siddon for house and input some code and voila other people hard earned money will enter your lazy ass account . . . #Vision2050 cheesy

Business › Re: How To Recharge From Various Banks In Nigeria by McBrooklyn(op): 7:29am On Jun 05, 2016

vizkiz:
Rubbish! Show us how we can borrow money from banks or don't show us anything!

Bro, You Again?? Well, The last time I checked, you can always borrow money from a bank if you have a valid collateral undecided

Business › How To Recharge From Various Banks In Nigeria by McBrooklyn(op): 10:10am On Jun 04, 2016

How to recharge your phone from your bank account.(All banks)

1. Access bank: *901* amount#

2. Ecobank: *326*amount#

3. Fidelity: *770*amount#

4. FCMB:*389*214*amount#

5. First Bank: *894*amount#

6. GTB: *737*amount#

7. Heritage bank: *322*030*amount#

8. Keystone: *322*082*amount#

9. Skye bank: *389*076*1*amount#

10. Stanbic IBTC: *909*amount#

11. Sterling Bank: *822*amount#

12. UBA: *389*033*1*amount#

13. Unity bank: *322*215*amount#

14. Zenith: *966*amount# or
*302*amount# (for mtn users)

15. Diamond bank (yellow acct. only):
*710*555*phone number*amount*pin#

To know your BVN, dial *565*0#.

Share with your friends, family and loved ones cool

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Celebrities › Re: Olumide Babalola Sues Linda Ikeji For 50million Naira - Photos by McBrooklyn(m): 9:50am On Jun 04, 2016*

Life is too short to be reading tales about a Smelly Kitty cat angry

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Family › Question Of The Day: What Will You Do In This Situation? by McBrooklyn(op): 7:49am On Jun 04, 2016

I just saw this post on Facebook and decided to share it with fellow Nairalanders. Let's see your candid opinion about this.

*** Here We Go ***

Robbers entered a house, asks for all the money and valuables. After they have collected all they could, the man was given a gun with the instruction to shoot his wife otherwise he will be shot. The man collected the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates.

He thought of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered
and sacrificed for him. He hands back the gun and says, “I am sorry I can’t do this". The boss of the robbers carefully takes the gun from him and passes it to the wife with the same instruction. The wife collected the gun and without any hesitation points it at her husband’s head and pulls the trigger. But alas, the gun had no bullets in it. The robbers collected their gun and walk out of the house laughing.

*** QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION ***

1. If you were the man in that house
how would you react towards your
wife?

2. If you were the wife, what
explanation can you give to your
husband?

3. If you were invited to bring peace between this couple, what advice would you give?

Drop your Comments . . . Mature Minds Only

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