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Jokes Etc › Re: When You Went To Ask Sango For A Child Instead Of Waiting For God's Time (Photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 3:37pm On Jun 18, 2016

Smellymouth:

Smellymouth don show!! We need some meme for tonic and lubricant now wink

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Celebrities › Re: 'WIZKID Is The Best Artist Nigeria Has Ever Produced' - See My Reasons by McBrooklyn(m): 3:33pm On Jun 18, 2016

vizkiz:
My gaawwwwddd...See hatred

Bruh, Me ain't gat beef for you Bruh, You know as you be for Nairaland, that's the least I can do for you wink

Jokes Etc › Re: When You Went To Ask Sango For A Child Instead Of Waiting For God's Time (Photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 2:58pm On Jun 18, 2016

Benblaq:
...though d boi luks lyk u.. hpe its nt wat m tinkin sha

Lol . . . What are you trying to insinuate, Bruh?? grin

Celebrities › Re: 'WIZKID Is The Best Artist Nigeria Has Ever Produced' - See My Reasons by McBrooklyn(m): 2:52pm On Jun 18, 2016

vizkiz:
By the time them catch and and show my face for frontpage, na you go come here come create thread.

10 pictures vizkiz can related to in jail

Lol . . . You're Damn Funny Bruh! And I go try dedicate my all to the thread sef cheesy

Celebrities › Re: 'WIZKID Is The Best Artist Nigeria Has Ever Produced' - See My Reasons by McBrooklyn(m): 2:45pm On Jun 18, 2016

vizkiz:
chai... them Don dey quote me. I need to be more careful about my comments. Make the "government" No find me come nairaland

Lol . . . Una Be Boss Now! F**k Dem Government grin

Family › Re: "Never Marry A Bleacher" - Nigerian Man Currently Married To One Cries Out by McBrooklyn(m): 2:31pm On Jun 18, 2016

ErnieSmallzz:
hehehe smells like gutter , am pretty sure that woman uses cheap creams like caro****

make she go learn work from cynthia morgan/toke/dencia

Those 1 don collect P.H.D 4 dat aspect.

Family › Re: "Never Marry A Bleacher" - Nigerian Man Currently Married To One Cries Out by McBrooklyn(m): 2:29pm On Jun 18, 2016

Girls of nowadays fit bleach for Africa . . . Dem face go be White, elbow go be Black, Legs go be combination of White and Black BUT As long as dey still do this, Dem Toto And Dem Ass Hole Go Still Remain Black angry

Thank God Baes Like Juhan and Halfricandian don't bleach

Say "NO" to Bleaching!!! Black Is Beautiful!!!

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Celebrities › Re: 'WIZKID Is The Best Artist Nigeria Has Ever Produced' - See My Reasons by McBrooklyn(m): 2:19pm On Jun 18, 2016*

Just as Vizkiz don talk am the other day . . . "Wizkid is a perfect example of growing from grass to grace just that he turns out to be an ungrateful bastard". Wizkid All The Way!!! cool

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Education › Re: Samuel Oye Bamidele: Students Expose Their Breasts To Tempt Me by McBrooklyn(m): 2:15pm On Jun 18, 2016

carreport:
No pictures? Show us the pictures of the girls and their exposed bo0bs let us judge by ourselves

Education › Re: Samuel Oye Bamidele: Students Expose Their Breasts To Tempt Me by McBrooklyn(m): 2:10pm On Jun 18, 2016

Men And Breasts Are Like cheesy

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Jokes Etc › When You Went To Ask Sango For A Child Instead Of Waiting For God's Time (Photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 1:44pm On Jun 18, 2016

When You Went To Ask Sango For A Child Instead Of Waiting For God's Time grin

cc: lalasticlala, seun, Mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi

Jokes Etc › Re: When You Repeat A Class Three Times - Pictures by McBrooklyn(m): 1:29pm On Jun 18, 2016

goodlifehyd:

Jeffboi:

goodlifehyd:

toocutehector:

goodlifehyd:

Chai!!! See as people dey book space grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: When You Repeat A Class Three Times - Pictures by McBrooklyn(m): 1:26pm On Jun 18, 2016

At that point in time . . . Some people go be like "Who book Epp?? Yahoo ti take over cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike Talks About His Wife On TV, Tells Interviewer "It's Not Your Business" by McBrooklyn(m): 1:11pm On Jun 18, 2016

So?? BTW, Who the f**k is Emeka Ika?? angry

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Romance › Re: When A Man Vs When A Woman Goes Shopping (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 12:45pm On Jun 18, 2016

PRESTIGERYHME:
yea I did

Alright! Let's get started! Let's chat wink

Romance › Re: When A Man Vs When A Woman Goes Shopping (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 3:01pm On Jun 17, 2016

PRESTIGERYHME:
I will

I'll be looking forward to that Dear! BTW, have you seen the PM??

Romance › Re: When A Man Vs When A Woman Goes Shopping (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 7:13am On Jun 17, 2016

PRESTIGERYHME:
hmmmm sure u can

And you'll reply my PM?? angry

Education › Re: Show How Much U Remember About Ur Secondary School: Write Ur School Anthem by McBrooklyn(m): 6:27am On Jun 17, 2016*

I don't seem to remember much about my school anthem cos of the followings reasons . . . angry

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Me When The Whole School Is Reciting The School Anthem On The Assembly

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And Then A Teacher Reaches My Side And Ask To Recite It Loudly

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When the idiots in my front keeps reciting it loud enough to attract the attention of the teachers and ME when see one of the teachers coming towards our directions to see what's going on with the lousy ones in my front

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And when the principal calls it a day and told everyone of us to go to our respective classes

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Romance › Re: When A Man Vs When A Woman Goes Shopping (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 6:24am On Jun 17, 2016

PRESTIGERYHME:
I blessed God4dat
I'm grt

Maiduguri is not that bad hun! So what's good now?? Make I PM you? wink

Romance › Re: When A Man Vs When A Woman Goes Shopping (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 11:41pm On Jun 16, 2016

PRESTIGERYHME:
ma dear, na so I c am oo

Hmm, Hope dem Boko boys no dey reach your side sha?? angry

Romance › Re: When A Man Vs When A Woman Goes Shopping (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 4:59pm On Jun 16, 2016

PRESTIGERYHME:
from Delta buh school here

Are you for real?? Out of all states to study in Nigeria, WTF will you chose Maiduguri?? angry

Romance › Re: When A Man Vs When A Woman Goes Shopping (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 12:34pm On Jun 16, 2016

PRESTIGERYHME:
Maiduguri

I don't do Maiduguri girls! It's a no-go area for me! But seriously I saw Delta for your profile! Oya stop telling lies and come clean, Delta is the main deal mehn! cool

Romance › Re: Guy Refuses To Pay For Friends Invited To Their Date By His Female Friend by McBrooklyn(m): 10:33am On Jun 16, 2016

Guess This Is What Happened cheesy

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Romance › Re: When A Man Vs When A Woman Goes Shopping (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 8:33am On Jun 16, 2016

PRESTIGERYHME:
keep thinking dear
I will b ryt here

Hmm . . . Which state you dey sef??

Politics › Re: FG Declares State Of Emergency In Tomatoes Subsector by McBrooklyn(m): 8:11am On Jun 16, 2016*

Tomatoes Black Market Don Dey My Side Sef cheesy

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Romance › Re: When A Man Vs When A Woman Goes Shopping (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 8:08am On Jun 16, 2016

PRESTIGERYHME:
wat do u ve in mind

Hmm . . . Lemme think! What do I've in mind?? Cos I really want to hold your hand for real angry

Romance › Re: When A Man Vs When A Woman Goes Shopping (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 1:32am On Jun 16, 2016

PRESTIGERYHME:
its gud

Hmm . . . So what did you suggest?? wink

Romance › Re: 6 Things Nigerian Ladies Would Always Lie About by McBrooklyn(op): 11:41am On Jun 15, 2016

sinaj:

Ladies And Lies cheesy

Romance › Re: Ladies, Which One Will You Prefer To Date? by McBrooklyn(op): 11:37am On Jun 15, 2016

Berlyn:
maybe

So na Hausa man you dey crush on?? Maybe cos of the strong and long thiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnny cheesy

Romance › Re: Ladies, Which One Will You Prefer To Date? by McBrooklyn(op): 11:34am On Jun 15, 2016

Berlyn:
this kind question sef

please add 'hausa guy' to the list

Hmm . . . Lalasticlala na Hausa man?? undecided

Romance › Ladies, Which One Will You Prefer To Date? by McBrooklyn(op): 11:29am On Jun 15, 2016

YORUBA BOY cool

* TM shirt 15k *

* Jean 10k *

* Shoe 30k *

* Gold chain 500k *

* Car 4m *

* Account balance: N5k *

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IGBO BOY cool

* Shirt N800 *

* Jean 1k *

* Shoe N800 *

* Account balance: N50M *

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Ladies, Which One Will You Prefer?? huh

cc: lalasticlala, seun, Mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi

Romance › Re: 6 Things Nigerian Ladies Would Always Lie About by McBrooklyn(op): 10:38pm On Jun 14, 2016

sinaj:
I FEAR GOD

Cnt lie

Guess I'll have to add number 7 . . . Ladies be telling lies on top what even them and everybody knows it's a LIE

Ladies be Repping Lai Mohammed cheesy

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