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Romance › Re: Can You Get Married To Any Of These Muscular Ladies?(photo) by McBrooklyn(m): 8:05pm On May 29, 2016
Trustdee:
Stupid Photoshop gone wrong.
Egbon Trustdee, They're Body Builders Not Photoshop stuff . . . It maybe small but manage am undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Get Married To Any Of These Muscular Ladies?(photo) by McBrooklyn(m):
I wonder if the OP have ever heard of the TV programme "1000 Ways To Die" . . . Dating this kind of girls is surely going to be among those 1000 ways to die grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Share Your Experience Yesterday Night When Watching The UCL Final by McBrooklyn(op): 7:17pm On May 29, 2016
vivianbelema:
CR7 My love
What about me?? cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Share Your Experience Yesterday Night When Watching The UCL Final by McBrooklyn(op): 9:18am On May 29, 2016
And When Real Madrid Later Won The Match . . . He Was Like

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Share Your Experience Yesterday Night When Watching The UCL Final by McBrooklyn(op): 9:14am On May 29, 2016
When Athletico Madrid Miss The 4th penalty and the guy realized the 5th penalty was going to be played by Ronaldo . . . He Was Like

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Share Your Experience Yesterday Night When Watching The UCL Final by McBrooklyn(op): 9:09am On May 29, 2016
When Atletico Madrid Scored The Equalizing Goal . . . The Guy Was Like

Well Done Boys

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Share Your Experience Yesterday Night When Watching The UCL Final by McBrooklyn(op): 9:04am On May 29, 2016
In 3-D Pictures Now Because That's What Is Trending Now . . .


When Madrid First Score, The Guy Was Like . . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Share Your Experience Yesterday Night When Watching The UCL Final by McBrooklyn(op): 8:59am On May 29, 2016
I know many of us will have different experience yesterday night from the viewing centre when watching the UCL Final

You Know What?


Let's Share It cool


Actually, as you guys have already know, there will be the following crew in the viewing center:

Messi Vs Ronaldo

The Correct Score Predictors, etc

But the most funny experience I had yesterday was, One guy sitting just a few bench away from me sweating profusely even though the fan was ON and nearing that 80th minutes, the guy was almost crying just then Athletico Madrid score the guy was jubilating like someone who won a visa lottery. Fast Forward . . . The Full time ended, the 1st half extra time ended and the guy was becoming very anxious, the 2nd extra time ended but to the surprise of everybody, the guy was getting impatient and back to sweating profusely!

. . . After the 5th penalty was played and Madrid won, the guy was now crying like a baby which got the attention of everybody which he later told those of us who care to ask that he sold some of his property to bet with someone that ATHLETICO MADRID WILL WIN, though he didn't tell us the exact price but he said something about 50k or something but he lose it all. It later took the intervention of the owner of the viewing centre and some guys before the guy could leave the centre

Share Your Own Experience Too
Sports › Re: Oluwatofunmi Fadesire Olu-Heavy Nigeria Representative At Arnold Classic Africa by McBrooklyn(m):
Oh Lawd! This Can't Be Real undecided

Politics › Re: Corruption: Buhari Raises Prosecution Panel, Names Members by McBrooklyn(m): 7:47am On May 28, 2016
And Nigeria Is Becoming Worst Day By Day undecided

Meanwhile . . .

A new word has just been added to the English dictionary and that is d verb "buhari" which means traveling (to go).

* It can be used like, I just buharied to Enugu last week.

* I will buhari to Asaba this morning and I will be buharing to London next week.

Feel free to use it, its a free world. cool
Jokes Etc › A Chat With An American Girl Vs Nigerian Girls by McBrooklyn(op): 8:09pm On May 25, 2016
MY CHAT WITH AN AMERICAN GIRL

ME: Hey?

SHE: Hey, hi?

ME: Cool. how are you?

SHE: I'm good and you?

ME: I'm good too. kindly tell me
about yourself.


SHE: Hmm, OK . . . I'm Vivian Craig, from the United States, I'm the only daughter. Still in high school. Like Skating, SpongeBob,
dancing, and drawing. Hmm, I'll
stop there. Anything else, feel free
to ask me.


MY CHATS WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL


[b]ME: Hello


SHE: I

ME: Hmm OK...how are you?

SHE: 5n.

ME: How's your day going?

SHE: (After 15minutes) 5n.

ME: Pls kindly tell me about yourself.

SHE: Y?

ME: Nothing much dearie, just want to know you better.

SHE: Check my profile.

ME: Seriously??

SHE: kk.



Nigerian girls needs to grow up undecided

cc: lalasticlala
Jokes Etc › When Employers Want You To Have 10 Years Experience Before The Age Of 22 by McBrooklyn(op): 5:20pm On May 23, 2016
Just Saw This Picture On WhatsApp And This Got Me Cracking grin grin grin

Nairalanders, What Did You Think?


cc: lalasticlala

Phones › Re: 7 Reasons To Password Your Devices by McBrooklyn(m): 5:04pm On May 23, 2016
I'd rather put what I don't want people to see in a Vault or use App Lock . . . Who Password Epp? undecided
Family › Re: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by McBrooklyn(m):
The Good Old Days . . . cool

I ain't gat anything to write here

Meanwhile . . . cool

Education › Re: Students Going Into Relationships On Campus, Do Or Don’t? by McBrooklyn(m): 9:39pm On May 22, 2016
OK
Forum Games › Re: Can You Spot The 6 Hidden Words From This Picture? by McBrooklyn(m): 7:36pm On May 22, 2016
Abeg, Who Get Halogen Light Here?

Anyway, Before someone can pass me the halogen light . . . These Are The Few Ones I Noticed With My Bare Eyes Here cool

1. Novel

2. Book

3. Read

4. Story . . .

These Are all I can see for now with my bare eyes. I will tell you more when I get the halogen light cool
Phones › Re: 10 Things You Should Stop Doing On Social Media by McBrooklyn(m): 10:25pm On May 21, 2016
OK
Education › Re: Four FUTA Students Die In Accident In Ondo by McBrooklyn(m):
It happened right here in my school today (FUTA) when all 200L were coming from farm work which later didn't hold. Twas when we were coming back that we heard the news and those who were chanced to check at the school health centre reported that it was such a bad accident (Don't know how to describe it here sef). From what we heard 4 died and 11 in a very serious coma. From what we know those guys were RCF ( Redeem Christian Fellowship) Members who went to attend a night vigil at Ibadan, Oyo State. It was when they were coming along Ila Mokin(Those who stayed in Akure will surely know this place wella ) just 10-15 minutes from the school north gate that a drunken bike rider suddenly appeared from a roundabout and the driver in trying to balance the brake ran into a bump fixed on the road and so this caused the accident . . . Almost Every FUTA Students was really pained today and most importantly, most of victims were our departmental mates(200L)

So far so good, this is what we heard since morning but let's us pray to God to let bad things cease to happen in this country . . . RIP To The Dead!

P.S : Don't mind my grammatical errors . . . I was really pained and emotional when typing this . . . May their soul rest in perfect peace!
Celebrities › If Football Clubs Were Nigerian Celebrities by McBrooklyn(op): 7:44pm On May 21, 2016
Imagine Football Clubs as Nigerian Musicians, this is the club they stand for . . . cool

1. Davido – PSG

Because Davido got to the top because of money
and has been consistent since then.


2. 2face – Real Madrid

2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, he is still a boss in the industry.

3. Skales – Arsenal FC

Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.

4. D’banj – Manchester United

D’banj like Manchester United was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management.

5. Burna boy – West Ham

He is very good but never really gets the
recognition he deserves.


6. D’Prince – West Brom

Known but hugely irrelevant.

7. Pasuma – Juventus

He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).

8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa

Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.

9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid

Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.

10. Olu maintain – QPR

Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.

11. Lynxx – Manchester City

Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.

13. Viktoh – Sassuolo

That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!

14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund

Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.

15. Sinzu – Valencia

Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.

16. Ice Prince – Chelsea

Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.

17. Vector – Liverpool

Very consistent and doing fine but still
underrated.


18. Olamide – Tottenham

Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much . . . Respect!

19. Ycee – Leicester City

Came from nothing and hugely making it.

20. B-red – Monaco

Very useless, upon all the money!

21. 9ice – AC Milan

His era of dominance is over.

22. Reekado Banks – Watford

He’s making a promising start so far.

23. Terry G - Enyimba

Always winning local league am internationally presence is low.

24. Psquare - Barcelona

Destined for greatness in their musical career, but stop having internal crisis.

Did You Agree With Me?? cool


cc: lalasticlala
Fashion › Re: When You Are Almost Bald & Your Hairstylist Performs Magic On Your Hair (photo) by McBrooklyn(m): 7:01pm On May 19, 2016
Lol . . . How about those pic below grin grin

Meanwhile . . .

Dame Patience Jonathan went out for drink with some of the Top Women after which the Waiter brought their bills . . .

Patience Jonathan. N10,400

Ngozi Okonjo.......... N10,250

Folasade Bent.........N10,450

Turai Yar’adua..........N10,200

Total.........................N41,300

Patience Jonathan said: I will pay for everyone else, but Total must pay for herself because I didn’t invite her, afterall she owns petrol stations all over Nigeria! grin grin grin

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