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Trustdee:Egbon Trustdee, They're Body Builders Not Photoshop stuff . . . It maybe small but manage am ![]() |
I wonder if the OP have ever heard of the TV programme "1000 Ways To Die" . . . Dating this kind of girls is surely going to be among those 1000 ways to die ![]()
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And When Real Madrid Later Won The Match . . . He Was Like cc: lalasticlala, mynd44
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When Athletico Madrid Miss The 4th penalty and the guy realized the 5th penalty was going to be played by Ronaldo . . . He Was Like
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When Atletico Madrid Scored The Equalizing Goal . . . The Guy Was Like Well Done Boys
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In 3-D Pictures Now Because That's What Is Trending Now . . . When Madrid First Score, The Guy Was Like . . .
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I know many of us will have different experience yesterday night from the viewing centre when watching the UCL Final You Know What? Let's Share It ![]() Actually, as you guys have already know, there will be the following crew in the viewing center: Messi Vs Ronaldo The Correct Score Predictors, etc But the most funny experience I had yesterday was, One guy sitting just a few bench away from me sweating profusely even though the fan was ON and nearing that 80th minutes, the guy was almost crying just then Athletico Madrid score the guy was jubilating like someone who won a visa lottery. Fast Forward . . . The Full time ended, the 1st half extra time ended and the guy was becoming very anxious, the 2nd extra time ended but to the surprise of everybody, the guy was getting impatient and back to sweating profusely! . . . After the 5th penalty was played and Madrid won, the guy was now crying like a baby which got the attention of everybody which he later told those of us who care to ask that he sold some of his property to bet with someone that ATHLETICO MADRID WILL WIN, though he didn't tell us the exact price but he said something about 50k or something but he lose it all. It later took the intervention of the owner of the viewing centre and some guys before the guy could leave the centre Share Your Own Experience Too |
Oh Lawd! This Can't Be Real ![]()
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And Nigeria Is Becoming Worst Day By Day ![]() Meanwhile . . . A new word has just been added to the English dictionary and that is d verb "buhari" which means traveling (to go). * It can be used like, I just buharied to Enugu last week. * I will buhari to Asaba this morning and I will be buharing to London next week. Feel free to use it, its a free world. ![]() |
MY CHAT WITH AN AMERICAN GIRL ME: Hey? SHE: Hey, hi? ME: Cool. how are you? SHE: I'm good and you? ME: I'm good too. kindly tell me about yourself. SHE: Hmm, OK . . . I'm Vivian Craig, from the United States, I'm the only daughter. Still in high school. Like Skating, SpongeBob, dancing, and drawing. Hmm, I'll stop there. Anything else, feel free to ask me. MY CHATS WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL [b]ME: Hello SHE: I ME: Hmm OK...how are you? SHE: 5n. ME: How's your day going? SHE: (After 15minutes) 5n. ME: Pls kindly tell me about yourself. SHE: Y? ME: Nothing much dearie, just want to know you better. SHE: Check my profile. ME: Seriously?? SHE: kk. Nigerian girls needs to grow up ![]() cc: lalasticlala |
Just Saw This Picture On WhatsApp And This Got Me Cracking ![]() Nairalanders, What Did You Think? cc: lalasticlala
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I'd rather put what I don't want people to see in a Vault or use App Lock . . . Who Password Epp? ![]() |
The Good Old Days . . . ![]() I ain't gat anything to write here Meanwhile . . . ![]()
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Abeg, Who Get Halogen Light Here? Anyway, Before someone can pass me the halogen light . . . These Are The Few Ones I Noticed With My Bare Eyes Here ![]() 1. Novel 2. Book 3. Read 4. Story . . . These Are all I can see for now with my bare eyes. I will tell you more when I get the halogen light ![]() |
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It happened right here in my school today (FUTA) when all 200L were coming from farm work which later didn't hold. Twas when we were coming back that we heard the news and those who were chanced to check at the school health centre reported that it was such a bad accident (Don't know how to describe it here sef). From what we heard 4 died and 11 in a very serious coma. From what we know those guys were RCF ( Redeem Christian Fellowship) Members who went to attend a night vigil at Ibadan, Oyo State. It was when they were coming along Ila Mokin(Those who stayed in Akure will surely know this place wella ) just 10-15 minutes from the school north gate that a drunken bike rider suddenly appeared from a roundabout and the driver in trying to balance the brake ran into a bump fixed on the road and so this caused the accident . . . Almost Every FUTA Students was really pained today and most importantly, most of victims were our departmental mates(200L) So far so good, this is what we heard since morning but let's us pray to God to let bad things cease to happen in this country . . . RIP To The Dead! P.S : Don't mind my grammatical errors . . . I was really pained and emotional when typing this . . . May their soul rest in perfect peace! |
Imagine Football Clubs as Nigerian Musicians, this is the club they stand for . . . ![]() 1. Davido – PSG Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then. 2. 2face – Real Madrid 2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, he is still a boss in the industry. 3. Skales – Arsenal FC Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far. 4. D’banj – Manchester United D’banj like Manchester United was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management. 5. Burna boy – West Ham He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves. 6. D’Prince – West Brom Known but hugely irrelevant. 7. Pasuma – Juventus He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji). 8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself. 9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys. 10. Olu maintain – QPR Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again. 11. Lynxx – Manchester City Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent. 13. Viktoh – Sassuolo That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant! 14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all. 15. Sinzu – Valencia Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music. 16. Ice Prince – Chelsea Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish. 17. Vector – Liverpool Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated. 18. Olamide – Tottenham Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much . . . Respect! 19. Ycee – Leicester City Came from nothing and hugely making it. 20. B-red – Monaco Very useless, upon all the money! 21. 9ice – AC Milan His era of dominance is over. 22. Reekado Banks – Watford He’s making a promising start so far. 23. Terry G - Enyimba Always winning local league am internationally presence is low. 24. Psquare - Barcelona Destined for greatness in their musical career, but stop having internal crisis. Did You Agree With Me?? ![]() cc: lalasticlala |
Lol . . . How about those pic below Meanwhile . . . Dame Patience Jonathan went out for drink with some of the Top Women after which the Waiter brought their bills . . . Patience Jonathan. N10,400 Ngozi Okonjo.......... N10,250 Folasade Bent.........N10,450 Turai Yar’adua..........N10,200 Total.........................N41,300 Patience Jonathan said: I will pay for everyone else, but Total must pay for herself because I didn’t invite her, afterall she owns petrol stations all over Nigeria! ![]()
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