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Romance › April Fool: Question Of The Day by McBrooklyn(op):
SURPRISED CALL

A girl calls a guy who has
been trying to toast her for
over a year...

GIRL: Hello cutie.

GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I didn't hope you'll ever call me.

GIRL: I'm all alone at home
and I was kind of wondering
if you can come over at my
place because I'm feeling very
Hot right now.

GUY: OMG! I'll be right there in
5 minutes.

At the girl's house...

GIRL: Are you going to keep
looking at me or take off
your clothes and let's have sex?

GUY: Yes

After taking off his clothes...

GIRL: (laughing and shouts)
APRIL FOOL!

If you were to be the guy, what will you dohuh

cc: lalasticlala
Family › Re: My Wife Has Taken My April Fool's Joke All Wrong...please Help!! by McBrooklyn(m): 8:59pm On Apr 01, 2016
April The Month Of Fools . . . April Been Breaking Up Marriage Since 1809 grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Omawumi Is A Striking Beauty In New Makeover Portraits by McBrooklyn(m): 1:26pm On Mar 17, 2016
Cannot stop laffing . . . Though she is pretty but let some girls finish make up . . . grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Fake Recharge Cards Printers (photo) by McBrooklyn(m): 1:16pm On Mar 17, 2016
Money must be made . . . The Hustle Continues grin

Blame it on increase in dollar cheesy
Politics › Re: ICPC Freezes SURE-P Directors’ Accounts, Seizes Vehicles Over N3bn Fraud by McBrooklyn(m): 12:55pm On Mar 17, 2016
Corruption For Nigeria Sha . . .SMH angry
Crime › Re: 15-Year-Old JAMB Candidate Kidnapped In Lagos While Going For Exam (Photo) by McBrooklyn(m):
Better Pikin angry
Webmasters › Re: 10 Things You Must Have And Do Before Applying For Adsense by McBrooklyn(m): 12:43pm On Jan 03, 2016
missKiffy:
Smh
Make the pretty head no fall down, Dear! kiss
Celebrities › Re: Alex Ekubo's Gift To Desmond Elliot by McBrooklyn(m): 6:22pm On Jan 01, 2016
On behalf of me(McBrooklyn), Bill Gate, Aliko Dangote, Alice L. Walton, Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckaberg, Barrack Obama...Myself and other Billionaires, We wish you a Prosperous New Year 2016........ #McBrooklyn cares.
Politics › Re: 9 Things Nigerians Expect From President Buhari In 2016 by McBrooklyn(m): 5:34pm On Jan 01, 2016
On behalf of me(McBrooklyn), Bill Gate, Aliko Dangote, Alice L. Walton, Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckaberg, Barrack Obama...Myself and other Billionaires, We wish you a Prosperous New Year 2016........ #McBrooklyn cares.
Education › 16 Catergories Of People You Will Meet In Nigeria High School Lecture Class by McBrooklyn(op): 5:33pm On Jan 01, 2016
1. The Thief

2. The Shy Guy

3. The Best Friends

4. The Backseat Guys With Jokes

5. The Nerd That Never Get High Marks

6. The Clean Guys

7. The Gossip Squad With Low Marks

8. The Late Comer

9. The Clever Girls Who Are Loved By Lecturers

10. The Bitch

11. The Cute Guy Who Doesn't Want Anything To Do With Girls

12. The High IQ`s

13. The Pastor OR Mallam

14. The Copier

15. The Talkative

16. The Bullies

‪Which Category Did You Belong To??

Happy New Year 2016 cool

cc: lalasticlala, seun
Webmasters › Re: 10 Things You Must Have And Do Before Applying For Adsense by McBrooklyn(m): 5:00pm On Jan 01, 2016
On behalf of me(McBrooklyn), Bill Gate, Aliko Dangote, Alice L. Walton, Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckaberg, Barrack Obama...Myself and other Billionaires, We wish you a Prosperous New Year 2016........ #McBrooklyn cares.
Career › Re: 10 Categories Of Jobs That Can Decrease Your Life Span by McBrooklyn(m): 4:53pm On Jan 01, 2016
On behalf of me(McBrooklyn), Bill Gate, Aliko Dangote, Alice L. Walton, Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckaberg, Barrack Obama...Myself and other Billionaires, We wish you a Prosperous New Year 2016........ #McBrooklyn cares.
Romance › Re: My Colleague And I Are Sleeping With The Same Girl - Should I Tell Him? by McBrooklyn(m):
Enjoy Yourself Baby Boo . . . Cos Even Your Boo Get A Boo grin

Shey Make I Join Your Crusade, Bro? cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Chacha Eke And Daughter Stunning In New Photos by McBrooklyn(m):
Who the F**k is Chacha Eke? undecided
Click Like if you know her and share if you don't
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji's Parents 46th Wedding Anniversary And Father's 80th (Pics) by McBrooklyn(m): 2:52pm On Dec 29, 2015
Good for them smiley
Family › Re: My Husband Went Back To Nigeria Last Christmas To Wed A New Wife - UK Woman by McBrooklyn(m): 12:13pm On Dec 23, 2015
Home Sweet Home grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please Which Is Better? Kpmg Or Nbc? For An Engineer by McBrooklyn(m): 12:07pm On Dec 23, 2015
Ok
Romance › Re: White Man Spotted In Benin Market Shopping For Nigerian Wife (Photos) by McBrooklyn(m): 10:00pm On Dec 12, 2015
I have got two(2) statements to make on this ish . . .

First and foremost, OP how did you know he is buying those things for a Nigerian wife? undecided

And Secondly, Even if he is buying those things for a wife . . . It gats to be for an Edo wife not a Nigerian wife generally angry
Family › Re: Childhood Days; Were You Bathed Like This? (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 4:57pm On Dec 10, 2015
Valintos147:
yeah, good times with serious fear for scrubbing ur body. #Nice. But today No more.
Hmm! Can I PM You?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Taiwo Odukoya Remembers Bimbo Odukoya, Late Wife 10 Years After Her Death by McBrooklyn(m): 12:06pm On Dec 10, 2015
Ok
Fashion › Re: Collete Nwadike Wins Exquisite Face Of The Universe by McBrooklyn(m): 11:50am On Dec 10, 2015
Chai! OP, you for put discretion for this ish now . . . Ah dey fast for 40 Days Since Last Month and today na the last day And Pastor talk say no unclothedness during the fasting and now you don spoil fasting for person now angry angry
Family › Childhood Days; Were You Bathed Like This? (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 11:48am On Dec 10, 2015
Did you remember being bathed like this either by your mom or maid during childhood days grin grin grin

Phones › Checkout How Phone Technologies Trend Each Year (hilarious) by McBrooklyn(op): 6:06pm On Dec 05, 2015
I Wonder How Next Year And Upcoming Years Will Be grin grin grin

cc: lalasticlala, seun, puskin, dragnet, honsule . . .

Politics › Re: Bayelsa Governorship: How The Winner Will Emerge - Daily Trust by McBrooklyn(m): 9:07am On Dec 05, 2015
WTF Is Bayelsa? undecided
Politics › Re: Military Arrests Boko Haram Chief-Cameraman Alongside Other 2 Suspects(pics by McBrooklyn(m): 9:00am On Dec 05, 2015
Cool! One Bottle Of Orijin To That cool

Celebrities › Re: Caroline Danjuma Fights Dirty With Husband’s Alleged Mistress On Instagram.. by McBrooklyn(m): 8:47am On Dec 05, 2015
Chai! Wetin Instagram Dey Cause For This Nigeria Nowadays Na Waoh! undecided

End Time Instagram Users grin
Crime › Re: Teenage Prostitution Takes Over Ekiti State by McBrooklyn(m): 1:46pm On Dec 03, 2015
End Time Prostitution angry

Soon Now MTN Nigeria go con be like . . .

"Predict And Win" . . . "Predict The Next 10 Countries President Buhari Will Visit And Stand A Chance To Win 10 Million Naira grin grin grin

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