Then we will either eat out for the rest of our lives or get a househelp. I can't cook and I'm not interested in learning how to. Or she could learn.
@Inked Nerd, it IS a big deal to most men. Especially those whose mothers are still alive. You don't want to test a naija mother-in-law

Dry joke tho

smh

I don't see anything wrong with it. It's only happened to me once and my dudes were like, the girl's desperate and isht. Actually, she is much finer than I am so I don't get it. And you gotta admit, it does stoke the ego to be 'chased' by a girl. Badt guy sorta thing.

duduspace:

To spice up this FA Cup 6th round match, here is the King himself "Nani Jackson" with his latest Hit Single "Smooth Carragher"



DISCLAIMER: This performance is a work of fiction and any similarities to true life events is either a miracle or a figment of your imagination.

Lol. You be f.ool. But seriously, Man U kicked us out with the help of their henchman and its kinda nice to have Arsenal remain trophyless longer than us so am undecided on who to support. You?

Basics007:

After seeing this,i went thru all your recent posts, guy u can criticize o. Shuo!!!!!!!

Its true. Its an old recycled joke. Funny tho.

Very funny and creative

^^and vice versa. It seems to ladies its ok for one of them to do it but if a man does, he's a philanderer, playboy, Casanova, rake, cheat, ashawo. Both sides are guilty but shun, this was a classic 'nabbing'. Lol.
@felis, thanks dude. Don't mind her.

Dude's too much abeg. Broke the record for the highest number of followers in a 24hour period. He is my most entertaining celeb on twitter #tigerblood #winning. Hehe!

semid4lyfe:

This lengthy post and yet you didn't post anything different or add to what o4kaa posted. . . SMH

LOL!! Very funny
@OP, lyrically XO hangs with Modey and OD. Dude's red hot. I never really looked at the points O4kaa made before he made them and yeah, now it makes sense. Modey, tho is still the king. Only wish he'd cut out the 'self-rap' a bit. Too much of it.

Lol. Very funny. But the show hostess self wicked fa! Oh My God!

Una no try at all. SOME PEOPLE ARE USING MOBILE, SO THEY CAN'T FULLY ACCESS THE LINK. If this is on the front page, there should be a transcription. Na wa oh!

Two billionaires? I thought Femi Otedola of AP was on the list.

Its 14 years since the greatest rapper of all time(?) died and I'm sure he has a lot of fans here. So you can give us your favourite BIG song and lines.
My favourite song is Juicy. Too many lines to choose from.

Yes, in my opinion, no other rapper dead or alive is as good. He is the goat

*shakes head and leaves thread sad. Hoping no one else sees this*

^he went to apologize but the bitter Man U players didn't let him in the dressing room

^oh, oh, am sorry. Going down unread topics, I get it now. `getting a sit in the front`

Na wa oh. What's up? You can't sleep?

Katsumoto:

Nani should apologise to us all for crying like a little girl. For crying out loud; that was a game between men.

Lmao. That was so funny. Dude was actually WEEPING.

^shush, dude!

^well, if it annoys you more tqan it does him, Mr Everything-is-my-business, you can like to roll over a porcupine

milehigh06:

Blackpool 0-chelsea 4
tores(2),drogba and essien

Torres: 2?! Ok oh

eghost247:

nothing like mumu question
he didnt know so u simply tell him no need to call him names

Didn't call him any name tho. You must be blind sha. Smh at the way some people make mountains outta mole hills

illusion2:

dayo admit it,you're a closet Liverpool fan 

Come out my guy &


[center][size=28pt]YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE  [/size][/center]

Lol. @dayo, you'll be welcome/if you do.

Kenny_G:

dirk kuyt scored 83 goals in 122 games, Kezman-98 in 128, Jardel scored 166 in 169 all in somewhat lesser leagues so that record by suarez is nothing until he can produce in the epl. By the way how many goals has he got to his name since he signed for liverpool? +1 above Torres' record for chelsea,

So where did your inference that torres will score more goals come from? Suarez is better than Torres, at least at the moment. Simple.

MzD@rkSkin:

HELL NO! Love don't cure mouth disease and germs!  
what if he engaged in some sexual oral acts with another chick (or man. . .nowadays you can't tell)
the night or hours before?

But you wouldn't mind sloppy-kissing him. How do you know he didn't commit the above? Not advocating the sharing though, just saying.

How many Kuyt goals yet?

Kenny_G:

I totally disagree, for one torres is quicker than suarez and over the course of a season would probably score more goals. In any case, torres sale had nothing to do with suarez as the club was already in talks with ajax about signing him. What you should look at is whether Liverpool got a better deal the £35m signing of Carroll.

Dude, torres has got nothing on suarez. Granted, he played in a 'lower' league than the premiership but that guy scored 35 goals in 33 matches. Torres doesn't even match him in skill

nateevs:


Pool got 50m for Torres - way over the top price for a striker that's not in form. Agreed. However, that is different from claiming they are better off without Torres. Do you know what they could have been with a Suarez -Torres forward line? There is nothing to suggest that Suarez and Carroll will blend for now, therefore to infer that they are better off without Torres is wrong.

Wurreva, mehn!

The songs were done -at least his verses- before he died. Lmao. Moomoo question