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fatdon2:
When my mom caught me banging my girlfriend in the palour. Mehnn i felt like killing myself

Pamelayoung:
How much is d top wit 12# and 18#? How do I get u

MuttleyLaff:
Go ahead, make my day. Please check.

You're beginning to fabricating stories like Pinocchio does. You'll get a long nose if you persist.

You believe wrong on all accounts.
Onan fell foul of acting against the Levirate law and persistently deprived his brother's wife an inheritance by pulling out and ejaculating on the ground instead of inside
He did this not once but several times before God allowed him to die.

Bro please dont turn this personal, try and be objective as you original have been and leave me out of it

sukkot got it right, the "church" I doubt
Please if Onan died because of m@sturbating tell me how many have dropped dead after Onan?
Shouldn't we be seeing heap loads of dead bodies littering the streets because of masturbation?

OLIHI2000:
IT TOOK THE RISK AND ORDERED THESE TOPS FROM HIM, PAID UPFRONT AND YES! I GOT MY GOODS AND ALSO A TSHITRT. IT WAS NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH HIM.

MuttleyLaff:
I dont see the correlation between masturbation and that verse (i.e. Genesis 38:9) bro.
As I earlier mentioned, I suspect you are mixing up onanism for masturbation
Genesis 38:10 is about dying of onanism and not masturbation

Though people are known to have died from exhaustion out of indulging in excessive masturbation and not giving the body time to recuperate
but have you read anywhere in the bible of anyone dying of masturbation?

MuttleyLaff:
Sorry about this but it is the classic examples of: "one bad apple spoils the barrel" and "give a dog a bad name and hang him"

Well, there is a truth and nugget in Matthew 10:16, where the Bible says:
Be savvy (i.e. smart), intelligent, sensible, wise or be mindful of your interests as snakes BUT without admixture of evil,
be harmless as doves (e.g. delivering jobs without scamming etc)

Yes, christians or anyone else for that matter that can afford or have the means, could do this, as God has nothing against IVF

No, we are not "testing the Lord our God, or assisting him in doing His work"
IVF just like other feats or various leaps and strides in the medical fields are not "testing the Lord our God, or assisting him in doing His work"

What have you against masturbation and what do you think God has against masturbation?
Are you mistaking onanism for masturbation?

Appreciate you already know that "thigh" is an euphemism for male genital
so, in relation to answering the query, pin this "My hands are tied" phrase temporarily down in your mind:
and note that if someone's hands are tied, it means, they are not free to behave in the way or manner that they would have liked to behave
(i.e. means they, somehow, are ceremoniously subjected to the conditions under which the oath with the "thigh" was sworn to)

The male genitals, to the average ancient Jew, is considered sacred and hence that part of the body is used, similarly, like the Bible or Koran to make oaths with.

It is usually a subordinate that places his hands under the "thigh" of a senior or superior to make an oath (i.e. remember the "hands tied" phrase)

In effect, the junior-person who places hand underneath the "thigh" of the senior-person, is simply taking an oath saying he is no longer free to do as he wishes on the relating matter, except according to what was sworn to, the conditions, etc when the hand was placed under the "thigh"

If you sound too spiritial (sic) you are being true to nature, as you are spirit in a flesh-body suit. You are spiritual.
Hope the answers above helped

sukkot:
my chief mcfynest welcome back brother. i trust everything is going very well for you. with regards to the first question, scripture says sin is the transgression of the law and so therefore where there is no law there is no trangression. there is no law against hiding your IP address so it is not a sin.

1 john 3 vs 4 Whosoever committeth sin transgresseth also the law: for sin is the transgression of the law. << SO THERE HAS TO BE A LAW AGAINST IT FOR IT TO BE CALLED SIN

ROMANS 4 VS 15 for where no law is, there is no transgression. << SO WHERE THERE IS NO LAW, THEN YOU CANT SIN

YOU CAN APPLY THE ABOVE PRINCIPLE TO YOUR SECOND QUESTION

AS FOR THE ' PUT THY HAND UNDER MY THIGH '. THAT IS A FORM OF EXPRESSION AND NOT LITERAL . I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT I AM VERY SURE IT IS AN OLD FORM OF EXPRESSION THAT IS NO LONGER USED TODAY. YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER BIBLE WAS RE-COMPILED 500 YEARS AGO SO A LOT OF OLD EXPRESSIONS IN IN THE BOOK. FOR EXAMPLE WHEN BIBLE SAYS ' TO STONE SOMEONE ' IT MEANS TO PUNISH SOMEONE, AND NOT LITERALLY TO THROW STONES AT THEM. ALTHOUGH SOME PEOPLE TAKE THIS LITERALLY AND ACTUALLY STONE PEOPLE TO DEATH. LIKE THE QURAN WAS WRITTEN OUT OF THE SCRIPTURES DURING THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE IN SYRIA AND THE MUSLIMS ACTUALLY THINK THE STONE IN THEIR QURAN WHICH WAS TAKEN OUT OF THE BIBLE MEANS TO STONE PEOPLE TO DEATH. SO THEY ACTUALLY STONE PEOPLE TO DEATH LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE-EAST BECAUSE THEY COULDNT UNDERSTAND THAT THE BIBLE IS FULL OF ' OLD WAYS OF EXPRESSION ' THAT ARE JUST EXPRESSIONS AND NOT LITERAL SPEECH. SO I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THE ' PUT YOUR HAND UNDER THIGH ' IS AN OLD EXPRESSION. I WILL TRY TO READ THE WHOLE CHAPTER LATER ON TO GET A CONTEXT IN HOW IT IS USED AND I AM SURE I CAN COME UP WITH WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS.

wristwatch:


Mehn I have to deactivate my account. Una mentions wan kill me

kubba:
Hello! How much do u sell the wristwatch u posted on another thread

EzeWills:
yes I did, I need those bangles d metal ones

damiloladuke:
how do I go about those female clothing

EzeWills:
Watching the english premier league games this afternoon, I noticed something that is like a norm. before a player enters the pitch, he ll touch the ground, hit his hands on his chest and throws his hands in the air. Though its nt all the player bt most of them do that. it got me thinking, why do they always do that, does it bring luck to them? Will it make their team to win or ll it make the player to score goals? Or is part of the game rules? Please soccer fans, I need ya suggestions

alexchina:
,when? you're the dude who ask about the shirts,check i've replied u

johnydon22:
and i suppose you are one of them. . . now tell me what it looks like?

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