₦airaland Forum

grandstar:
Apart from legover, are there any songs of his that are popular?

Have u heard "Yard and Chill", "Pour me water"?

Where is Forest Tucker?

Lexusgs430:
Let them keep buying and keep dying...... It might be another form of population control..........

Lol. Thanos!

hundredrivas:
Holier than d pope people full here ooh

I swear the days of sensible comments have gone by... Dumb lots!

camobri:
Research has shown not everyone is straight, but Africans would not wanna listen. This is what happens when you force everyone into a straight marriage. Marriage doesnt change sexual orientations. If you are sexually attracted to same sex, anyways, dont live a lie by marrying opposite sex to cover up. The after effect is usually not sweet. Thats why we have so many married men running after young boys and vise versa. Dont kwote me pls, thats the truth I just spilled raw.

Preach!

Samsimple:
after d wait.. disappointed

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OsuMustGo:
So fuckìng what!






She'll definitely find a better man to marry.

That's the Irony of life. The Bridezilla's mom and groom may think they've tAught her lesson but then life happens...

seunmohmoh:
Not worthy of front page

You sound like a fat bimbo!

planetx13:
The sad reality is that these animals don't mind any question you ask as long as money is involved...in fact they will tell how good they are in bed, how she's a good twerker and how many lolli-pops they have sucked., they will even ask if you want their friends.. just have money and be ready to spend it.... even if you ask her if she's wearing panties , she'll just smile and say "naughty boy" but let a broke guy ask her same and she will even curse his future generations....

So it's all about the money for these pigs.... they need no respect and non will be given them ..

Ciao

You dey para O?!

NotBeenPaid:

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Age of Adaline

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Werey?!

atikulated2019:
so what
keep smiling stupid woman until they are diagnosed of ulcer
instead of you to lock them up in a room and give them the beating of their lives!!!
*spits*

you are an Idiot.

Ishilove:
Amugbo. Uncouth weed smoker. Another babymama loading.

Some ladies Sha. They can hook up with anything in trousers, be it a ram or cattle.

Mechonu?! There's someone for everybody.

YourWife:
That's your business. The world being at his feet doesn't not stop the world from being at my feet.

Oshey!? Atlas!!

YourWife:
Welcome back... I missed seeing ur posts on front page.


The lady is an escape-albino, but she's freeking beautiful. Congrats girl... I am The world is at ur feet.

Which world!?! #Modified

Incompetence is a greater issue than corruption in this country, all these paintings were done on Sunday i.e. yesterday in anticipation of the VP, you need to see hunks of policemen stationed at every single junction with new uniforms I presume... It makes no sense. They had to quickly rush to do shitty jobs.. Bleeping country.

RickRichards:
Well, I've had a couple of experiences with my daughters:

Michellla: when I introduced the Obamas to my daughters at the west wing of the White House, Michellla yelled expletives at Michelle Obama. Can't remember her exact words, but it was something like "*@&#$ There's only one Michelle, b****!" It was very embarrassing.

Speechless3: When we ran into Hillary Clinton on our visit to the Pentagon, Speechless3 asked her if 'Hillary' was short for 'Hilarious', 'cos Mrs. Clinton "looked like a clown" to her. Needless to say, there was silence. Very akward silence.

CaroLyner: When UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon came to Carolyner's 6th birthday party, she asked him in front of everyone why his eyelids were "clipped", and if his Wife's name was "Sun". Chai! My sweet little angel has racist tendencies. I had to apologize to Mr. Moon.

Dechandel: Gosh! Dechandel hated religion. Anytime we went to church she'd suddenly start shouting during the sermon: "Where is the sense! Where is the sense!! This is boring!!! I remember when we worshipped at Westminster Abbey and sat next to Her Majesty, The Queen of England. Dechandel just started her rant again. Mehn...I just wanted the ground to swallow me up that day. It was that embarrassing.

Juliaann: Even though we lived in a highbrow neighbourhood, travelled the world, met influential people, Juliaann still behaved like a bush girl. I remember when we were having dinner with the Prince of Monaco and Juliaann blurted out: "I want to poo-poo!!!" Everybody spontaneously lost their appetite for food that night. I couldn't stop apologizing to the Prince. We had to setup a committee to look into Juliaann's bush girl behaviour, and we found out she had befriended one of our 1,000 maids. A little-known unrefined maid called Shakara. We quickly sacked Shakara, and that was the end of Juliaann's bush girl problems.

But, hmmm...God works in mysterious ways: the previously foul-mouthed ones amongst my daughters - Michellla and Dechandel - are now prayer warriors. And they help in keeping my other daughters in the light. In fact, Michellla just casted out the spirit of wailing from Speechless3 today. She is now a certified zombie. Praise the Lord!!!!

I love my daughters; they know I'm the best Daddy in the world!

Chaii! I love this...

It is said that "if you're in a garden of beautiful flowers, the most beautiful ones are plucked" having gone through his posts, I perceived a very peaceful and educated soul, its funny how you wake up feeling good about the day, not even at the slightest imagination that u may be dead in the next few hours... Ma noe lie, I'm pained and scared for Nigeria in General. My deepest condolences to his family, such a great loss... Rest well, I believe you've gone to a better place.

#Mckore_

meccuno:
i went to afss na...why would i lie?

you went to ikeja not Ibadan, I did six good years at Ibadan. Afcs..

This is a good message but it's not coming from his heart, he doesn't know what he wants... you were caged for 16years, yet you wanted to go for another term, assuming you got in you'd have relayed a different message, now you didn't you're now saying you've had enuff! Baba na waaah for you! You've represented... adios!

Guy!

Classic days... see those cars abeg! The cyclists even had their lane....

Wait o! Op? what dyu mean by yont attend white garment churches and the likes? Nawa o! O Controversial Garment Churches!...

Maybe he preferred skin-cut... iont think he went bald.

Feel bright, keep smiling beautiful you! It's 2015, a new year! MERRY NEW YEAR! #Mckore_

kozaic:
MUSIC
* I comment my reserve*

Come, why would you put music? ow is that funny to you? do you know what sound knowledge in music entails?

phantonce:
#teamsquatters
I squatted for 3 straight years.
I tink I deserve an award.
Loverboy:this type normally as one gf.they are mostly squatters,they can call there gf like everytime,they intimidate those without gf wit there calls like kissing their gf through d phone or debating among themselves who to end the call.like who cares


Fuckers :they bring girls to f.uck every now and then.
They mostly choose the lower bunk.they wnt allow u to sleep as they disturb u with moaning and vibration of the bed.

Chelsea supporter:OMG. U dnt want to get me started on these set.anyday chelsea has a match, u dnt want to be wit them

Shouters:these set just shout without reason.it is as've they run mad temporarily.
Haaaaàaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaa
That's an example of there shout without making sense

#team hollywood hostel at yabatech and #teamunilag.

lol! #teamyct naso…

dejibimbo:
Those moment you just have to feel yourself play....me, I go just smile....who look me no go know wetin I dey smile for....guitar sweet sha....

yea bro I couldn't help it!

Mine was I played a melodious riff on the guitar wanted to laugh out loud 'cos I appreciate those little things I do most times, oblivious of the fact I was in church, I got off balance and had to cover my face to hide my expression 'cos I was trying hard to maintain a normal face. I was really overjoyed!!!