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Ishilove:
This kind of joblessness enh. There are just no words...

There are words o: one to one million

Explorers:
Newlyweds Zhenya Semenov and Natasha Semenova kiss asthey stand in front of Ukraine's longest column of wedding cars in Kiev April 7, 2007 Ukraine's Book of Records registered the column consisting of 62 cars as the longest ever to accompany a bride and groom on their wedding day.

Shey e go ditamin how long di marriage go last?
Hu e hep?

April 23

April 23

Kracykool:
I had the same issue until I found dis app. I have just installed Call Recorder. It's pretty cool! Try it at https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.enlightment.voicecallrecorder

E no dey work all the time, why na?

ObiOmaMu:
.they gave the lady palm wine and told her to swear that she'll sleep with no other man but her husband.. babe no gree talk
And wedding was called off...
like a WEDDING..
and this did not happen in a movie.


Would you say this bride did the right thing?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/12/nigerian-wedding-bride-refused-swear-sleep-no-other-man.html

Shey de man too fit swear say na onli him wife him go sleep with?
Second base o jare!

Baroba:
my grandfather had one of these.. classic ..

Peugeot 404 like suzan404

suzan404:
,Your dad is dark ,
Your mum is dark,
They gave birth to a dark child 㰊OK now You turned 20 years and you became fair 㰮
Sista WHY?
Is your dad's sperm a Chameleon or u are a Chameleon,,

Na evolutionary metamorphosis.

xreal:
FBI is coming after the canteen.

Run!

Na so! Sting operation things.

AutoJoshNG:
Jaguar F-Type R:

With an estimated current price tag of N36 Million, you'd get a Tokunbo of this ride. It comes with a 5.0 liter supercharged V8 engine producing 550 horsepower and accelerating from 0-60 mph in just 3.9 seconds.

It also comes with a retractable rear wing spoiler and door handles that are left hidden with the bodywork until needed. Nice one from Jag.

How yu get dis pic? Yu dey come my place?

Explorers:
6.

Today

abhanz:
Girls who play games are really sweet you know.

Not wen di game na with ya heart sha

ConcNiggress56:
so.. we will spread legs more than 30 times before we get married


i am not buying this idea..



and for that ostrich egg which takes 2 hours to boil..

have you tried ekiti's firewood?

Must date be equal to open leg?
I say no.

Perfectdanny:
Make i go meet Vin Diesel make im teach me ha i wee drive sports car.

But where will i find him nau?

In za oza room

The story of the three Hebrew boys, Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego and the fiery furnace when they refused to bow to Nebuchadnezzar's idol.

AutoJoshNG:
I was having a chat with this lady who was so excited for being able to attain a maximum speed of 60 kph (kilometres per hour) on the highway. I could not hold back my laughter as she almost fainted when I told her I attained a maximum speed of 200 kph back in the days.

I also showed her this video shot from a friend who turbo-ed his 2013 Benz ML to 220 kph. I am sure some of us must have exceeded this speed.

What is the maximum speed you have ever attained while driving? Drop your response in the comment section.

http://autojosh.com/ridez-nigeria-5-top-cars-spotted-nigeria-week/

Cc
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy

Video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL4SuiOT3rU

Hu speed hep?

Tanku for di edukeshon.

Explorers:
We have stages;


After the storm, its going to take them about one year to investigate, inspect and estimate the damages.


To release fund will take about another one year.


After they release fund, it will take about 6months before they order, purchase and deliver the damaged equipments.


When the equipments are on ground/available, to fix and replace everything. I dont know*****

Bros yu forget to say dem go first set up committee

naijamakossa:
title of his gospel song

Stealin in da name of da Lord

Rich4god:
is Haiti this bad... I thought they were like some what developed.

If i hia. Me still dey wonda, wai blak man way dey laik dis?

Explorers:
To keep out flood, minor flood though. This will only work for those living away far from the beach.

mcoldsoja
khalifahsparkles

I for say. If I hia say na ogbonge wata dat one wan stop. Tanku bros for di esplaneshon.

Explorers:
Traffic as far as the eye can see: Thousands of families have been caught in gridlock across the state and up the East Coast into the Carolinas and Georgia, as they flee their homes ahead of the storm while the National Guard trucks drive towards the evacuation zones to assist.

If na Lagos, beta one way driving for happen sharp sharp

Explorers:
People along the East Coast are flocking to pick up sandbags, raiding hardware stores, grocery aisles and gas stations as Hurricane Matthew marched toward Florida.

Residents are filling sandbags in 90 degree weather in preparation for the approaching hurricane as even the little ones get in on the act.

Abeg, wetin be di work of di sandbag?

oldsoja@gmail.com

LadyMercedes:
Yes

Confamento ekselente!

xreal:
I can see this Ooni practices all religions in Nigeria.

Gbam!

dahaz:
so the ooni of ife is a muslim?

Maybe na konfushon dey du am