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Because Hunger Bad o!

Vintage Reuben Abati. Always enjoyed his editorial piece in the Guardian back in the days.

Did yu attend Command?

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My best kind of Thread

I remembered when I was in JSS3 during extension( an easter holiday coaching for JSS3 and SSS3 students)


That's how my friend Tomisin wrote a love letter to one girl called Jumoke as he showed me to help him to Edit it, I'm a good love letter Editor


He was afraid to put it, I gave d guy courage but he was still afraid, as he was panicking about the letter

The letter mistakenly entered d girl locker


Through a tiny hole... Funny tho d girl locker was locked with these Tokoz Padlock.

And we can't break it, cos it might lead to another punishment



Monday Morning came, Nah so d girl enter class open locker see Tomisin love letter, Tomisin sef dey feel himself say Nah him get d babe.


Uno what d girl came to where Tomisin was seating, gave him 3 dirty and beautiful slaps


The class was shocked as Tomisin couldn't revenge by beating her, They later discover he wrote a love letter.


His case was reported to d VP Mr Obas Nah so dem talk say make him cut grass for 3 weeks





After we left High school




You know what.... Tomisin and Jumoke met at Uni




And you know what happened



They're dating now....



I mean dey love themselves like kilode now







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I hail o!
Akwa Ibom Papa, Anambra mama, Lagos born.
No speak or hia Ibibio.
Tanku.

De man be Eidiot!

Jenifa! Ma pa mi!!

A Change is gonna come by Sam Cooke

The song reminds me to hold on in times of despair

Him dey say, Otua ka Jehovah di, agidigba eee.

HungerBAD:
OP if you will not publish his name and Company's name, then why bring it here at all? one of the reasons people gather on this website is to help each other.

Hiding that vital information, makes you look selfish to me. Why not put it here, so other Nairalanders don't fall victim to this same man or his company.

Do the needful.

Yes. Name and shame

crecruit:
Does any one know the lyrics for the Panam song "Come let us worship and bow down, let us kneel before the Lord our God our maker"?

Come let us worship and bow down
Let us kneel before the Lord our God our maker
Glory and splendor and majesty
Thou O Lord art the king of all creation

For He is our God
We are the sheep of His pasture
And he is the Lord of all creation

Come let us worship and bow down
Let us kneel before the Lord our God our maker

Father, Father
God of all creation
Unto thee we worship
Power, glory
Lord we give to you-ou-ou our God

Jesus, Jesus
Son of God almighty
Conqueror and captain
Power, glory
Lord we give to you-ou-ou our God

Holy, Spirit
You are the sweet communion
You are powerful and gentle
Power, glory
Lord we give to you-ou-ou our God

I will bless You Lord
For you are my God
Creator of my soul

I exalt your name
Glory unto you
Forever you are the same
God of gods we pray

Lord, You are holy
Lord, You are worthy
You are God forever
Lord, our praise we offer

I exalt your name
Glory unto you
Forever you are the same
God of gods we pray

I love You Lord x2
Yes I love You Lord
You are God

I praise You Lord x2
Yes I praise You Lord
You are God

I honour You Lord x2
Yes I honour You Lord
You are God


Yes, I love you

Continue to dey crush till e go crush you. No face ya work.
Those wey live by the crush go die by the crush

Icon4s:
Thundersub

THE BEST, ANYDAY ANYTIME

nehis234:
If this is real the girl try.. make she kuku just pay the bride price

NO SIR, GROOM PRICE

are we still brethren?

Na only she waka come?

Mek dem wed for traditional court.

Ubigomo:
How I wish I have CCTV around my backyard.
After so much effort of washing and drying of my clothes today early morning,"sharp guy" sweep everything from the line this afternoon.
I am left with empty wardrobe now.
Nigeria's thieves, I dey hail

You need wardrobe allowance.

afuye:
During today's Deliverance service, the pastor touched every member of the congregation who fell down except me. I left out of place like I am possesd. This is not the 10th time it is happening to me. Even when I was in school, the student pastor would touch us all and only a few of us wouldn't fall.

The whole thing looks like a plan sort of. Maybe some people fall down intentionally? What could be happening? Is it that I'm possesd of what? Maybe I wasn't in spirit, I guess?


I need your help, friends. Only serious answers will be appreciated.

Notin du yu bros. Na oda pipul dey possessed wit sth( like demon of low self esteem).
Although, Holy Spirit power fit move in any form or manifestation.
Look for bible, de only place wey pipul fall na wen bad pipul wan come arrest Jesus.

ketekete:
https://ketekete.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/President-Buhari-and-his-son-Yusuf.jpg

Buhari to the cows, "May the Lord be with you till we meet again!"

ckmayoca:
For those working and earning monthly pay... I bet u do it quickly before the atm disappoints u when u need cash to pay rent or school fees and don't be deceived by those acting like no long thing cos they are all students and they keep their pay in their wallet.

just like dem politricktians wey dey keep cash plenti plenti for house.

This wan na for bride wey senior groom wel wel

Sile12:
43.

ikp4succes:
This story looks fishy, why will they need to kill her to steal the money and jewelry anyway. They can steal it when she is not home. Killing her was unnecessary. I think she was killed by someone else using her bodyguard, over something else, maybe political.

Dat na wetin greed and lack of contentment fit do. De heart of man dey desperately wicked.

illitrate:
only 3 people

Gbam! Na only 3 waka come?

Wat of armed robbers and assassins?
The heart of man is desperately wicked. Who can understand it?

Agbgift:
Maybe he is left-handed.

No. Na bloody civilian/ bloody otondo.

babyosisi:
Rofl
Umu ashoebi
Infact we call it ashebi

Some dey call dem unu achöm dï.

Since yu don mek up ya mind, wai yu com dey ask us lai lai kwenshun?

ikorodureporta:
this is irregular

Do your regular expenses affect your tithe?

Ha!! Nkan béé!!!

Anger is no sin but may lead to sin. Eph. 4:26.

Modified. Sorry.

@op, A great man (I think Smith Wigglesworth) said something like "I may not pray for an hour, but I don't go any hour without praying."