missingrib:
mimic u now

funny you

missingrib:
bobo too.....

Lol urs can be bobo o
or are u a guy

missingrib:
what do u call it...?@op

bobo, and what do u call urs

Guy let's know what you call your private part when you are with your boyfriend or girlfriend.

The Ebonyi State Governor, Gov. David Nweze Umahi took to his Facebook page to advice Nigerians on been proud of there past and never give up. Below is His Excellency's advice



YOUR SCARS ARE A SYMBOL OF YOUR
STRENGTH. Don’t ever be ashamed of the
scars life has left you with. A scar means the
hurt is over and the wound is closed. It means
you conquered the pain, learned a lesson,
grew stronger, and moved forward. A scar is
the tattoo of a triumph to be proud of. Don’t
allow your scars to hold you hostage. Don’t
allow them to make you live your life in fear.
You can’t make the scars in your life
disappear, but you can change the way you
see them. You can start seeing your scars as
a sign of strength and not pain. The wound is
the place where the Light enters you. Nothing
could be closer to this truth. Out of suffering
have emerged the strongest souls; the most
powerful characters in this great world are
seared with scars. See your scars as a sign of
“YES! I MADE IT! I survived and I have my
scars to prove it! And now I have a chance to
grow even stronger". Have a blessed week. -
DNU

But I see sense.

pretydiva:
"These life". Wat a grammatical blunder. D role of mothers in our lives cannot be overemphasized. Wish their wives will play dat role

Ya their wives were supposed to play the role of a mother but don't be surprised they might be the cause of all this dispute. the main origin shud be traced to dem

sholatech:
Should be Peter. The only one that didn't graduate out of the three music brothers. Since he wrote '...These Life....'

Who told you he's not a graduate, he has different degrees certificate even he a masters degree holder

Okaakoko:
Paul or Peter

I feel it will be Paul cos he wants peace more than Peter

darkenkach:
Its the baby of the house, the one who knows how to dance. His name is Peter aka mr P.

So Peter is the baby of the house, are u not aware they have a little sister, sh was featured on bizzy body remix video

Psquare took to their Facebook page to post a pics of their late mom captioning they wished she was alive.

I believe truly if she was alive this dispute in the family would have been settles but who among the twins brother do you think is responsible for the post?

there is nothing spiritual in it, the pple at the port are nt applying the normal lifting processes, the crane should not lift the car when it is In perpendicular direction if not bring more cranes it will still fall them, it should a moved backing the river which will not create room for the car to lift the craned vehicle

bolseas:

Lol.... I was in a prank mood....
They are 2 ..... A is the answer.

I see you sweetie, I don't wanted to tease u a little

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her: "Father, may I. ask a favor?" Priest: "Of course. What may I do for you? Woman: "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me........... Under your robe perhaps?" Priest: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." Woman: "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. Custom Officer: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" Priest: "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare. " The official thought this answer strange. Custom Officer: "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" Priest: "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said) "Go ahead Father." Next! Did the priest lie?

tuoyoojo:
ok na I use Airtel 1500 for three gigs
am enjoying the service delivery

what's the code for it

bolseas:
C-3

lol see you, do you av two left eyes

Hint 2, 4, 10

Emekamex:


http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-03-09/nigeria-gdp-confirms-what-central-bank-denies-naira-peg-hurts

Amex is that you, wahala I know think say 2 amex' go dey, I catch u for NL

mixratio:
Nice write up. Had a burst tire some time last year and God saved me. These guidelines actually do work. I have only experienced tire burst in the front tires and I heard rear bursts are more dangerous. .. Op, car gurus, is this assertion true?

Yes rear tyre blowout are more dangerous and often leads to somersaulting when you apply brake immediately.

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE A TYRE BLOWOUT In the event of the unfortunate death of Nigeria's minister of state for labour due to an accident occasioned by a tyre blowout and the fact that in Nigeria now-a-days, we have many untrained drivers, it has become pertinent for me to write this. There are 6 simple steps to take within a maximum of 2 minutes and you will be safe, these by the grace of God I have been familiar with for decades. They are as follow: (1) DON'T PANIC in the event of a blowout, calm yourself down fast because your car will start misbehaving and you need to take charge. (2) Hold FIRMLY to your steering wheel with both hand, NO VIGOROUS TURNING, as you concentrate on the road and your mirrors, in seconds study the movement pattern of the car. Your car will naturally swerve to the direction of the burst tyre. (3) Gradually take off your foot from the accelerator, DON'T EVER ATTEMPT TO PRESS THE BRAKES, IF YOU DO, YOU HAVE A 95% CHANCE OF A SOMERSAULT. The car will decelerate gradually while you concentrate on the road to avoid collision with any other road user. (4) Disengage the gears of the car by shifting to neutral (N) as you still maintain a firm grip on the sheering wheel and put your eyes on the road. (5) After a while depending on your initial speed, your car comes to a speed less than 60km/h when it is now safe to GRADUALLY apply the brakes and navigate to the side walk (6) Ultimately, it is now safe to put the car to a complete stop and turn off the engine. You have just saved yourself and passengers from untimely death. NOTE: Of course, everyone in the car will be in a panic mode BUT this is NOT THE TIME TO LISTEN TO THEM, it is TIME TO CONCENTRATE. Please, don't just read share on your page and copy to other platforms, you may just be about to save a life. I pray thàt God will continue to keep us safe as we use the roads, amen.

This is exactly what you will see when you tell a bajju man to fasten his seat belt, one word for him pls

viviangist2:
The hardest working governor, His Excellency, Engr. David Nweze Umahi, the governor of Ebonyi state, spreading good roads all over the state.

This is Afikpo/Abakaliki road. Some parts of this road was hell on earth to ply. The horror of it literally reduced your life span each time you ride through it. As you can see, succor is here, thanks to DNU. Tarring has started, and soon, the rest will be history. Images captured yesterday.

Dear H.E DNU, you are writing your name in gold, what you are doing in the area of roads in Ebonyi state, just when we were getting used to bad roads, can never ever be forgotten, history can never forget you. Neither man nor God can ever forget. By aggressively making sure everywhere in the state capital and other areas never ever remembered in the history of this state, is motor-able and tarred, you will remain appreciated by all and sundry. Because no one spits out sugar. Thank you, our Ekubaaaaaroha. Living up to a name is good business indeed.

YOUR AREA: Biko if your area has yet to feel the DNU bulldozer be patient, be patient, it is coming for sure. He is not gonna leave out any LGA/constituency. He is a man on a mission, obsessed with getting things right.

From Yours Truly,
Maria Ude Nwachi (Nwanyi Afikpo)
BCEL - Best Chic Ever Liveth.

http://www.viviangist.com/stone-base-roads-of-governor-nweze-umahi-of-ebonyi-state-photos

where in ebonyi are u from I'm from Afikpo North

olayinkajnr:




I thought we don't have people like you anymore. So quick to call someone a liar when in fact you don't know the details about something. Na the kind of you dey fail exams before you write am. Yes, I bought 3 phones. What's there to lie about? Believe what you will believe but I can't come here, say when I know is true then someone like you quote me and call it lie, then you expect me to validate my points to satisfy you. Mbanu.. Hausa calls such kind of people *akuya* coz no matter what you tell them, they still won't believe. No offence

Where do u belong ogbeni

olayinkajnr:
Those prices ain't up to that. Especially the C8 and the two infinix phones you mentioned. I bought those three phones yesterday and tecno C8 is the most expensive at 31k brand new. Hot note is 29 and hot is 20.

only u bought the 3 phones yesterday, bros u be lair Mohammed brother.

naso na

life itself is a gamble play your cards well and never be addicted to gambling, do it when there is need for it.

The story of my life

When I was at about age 6 I used to play rubber band and I don't win to my expectations

At age 8 Started playing table tennis on a bench and still I don't meet up

At age 12 I started betting on penalty kick, as a good goalkeeper I used to win and this favoured me well

At age 15 I've once rolled dice and it never favoured me

At age 15 my female neighbor cut me and adviced me not to gamble again that it can wreck me and it can make me sell my valued property and I promised to stop which I did sincerely never gambled again.

I entered higher institution and never gambled, graduated and never gambled, served my lovely country and never gambled, oh Aunty Sade thanks for ur advice, all those years I was never broke neither was I in need without getting solution.

But after my service year, the spirit came back, I blame loneliness, no job to keep me busy and help me carter for my needs, no light to set my eyes on movie, no money to start a good business, was always at home bored not until I started going to NAIRABET shop to charge my phone, I started seeing people playing different games to earn money, they call it advice gambling, making me believe it not gambling that its football prediction, hmmm wat a name to cover for a try your luck game.

As a football lover, I believed I can forecast and win and at the initial stage it worked and I enjoyed my first ever cash out, so surprised to see that #100 can give me #7000 just for predicting.

The spirit entered me that I used to be the first to get to the bet shop and I don't mind leaving there late in the evening, after all I am jobless but hopeful.

I continued to play and I noticed I don't win anymore something like a match will just spoil my accumulated game, I almost cried when Borrusia Dortmund spoilt a ticket that would have paid me 7.3million but what I'm I to do than to try next time.

Now I'm used to losing hoping to get my cash back but no good news, I sold my phone to play a game before, I've used money that is meant to go on an errand to stake before, I've borrowed to stake before, I've owed bet shops on many occasion yet I don't win.

I've joined many football prediction site, groups, and whatever and still it never work.

But today I remembere my neighbour's advice about wrecking myself and rendering myself useless, in the process of betting I've received insults from people who are not of same class as myself.

Now I want to quit cos no match is sure in football and I see gambling is not meant for me except I am the player like I'm in the goal post, cos that is the only gambling that as favoured me which I dis age I can't start playing penalty.

Pls dear friends never put all ur hope on gambling yes gambling I've stopped calling it football prediction cos its pure gambling, I even wish government will ban football betting in Nigeria but its impossible cos its creating employment for graduates too.

Beloved try to do something reasonable with your life and avoid been wreck and useless for the rest of your life.....

Chelsea fc defender Branislav Ivanovich has signed a new 1yr contract with the blues. This was posted by Chelsea Football Club on their Instagram page. see post below

puskin:

Have you tried clearing the Playstore cache ?

Yea just did that and problem still persists

This is to clear the world that the beef is gone as YBNL collabos with SMD, I hope the song will make wave

YBNL boss Olamide baddo is to drop a new song later today featuring Mavins First lady Tiwa Savage, this was posted by Olamide himself on his instagram page. Pics attached.