₦airaland Forum

In Ola of Lagos voice: I will never be poor.

fullclub:
You said i should leave all i invested so far n return. In fact just 30 million. Leave the rest.

So i kindly ask you to give me please then i will return

Come back my brother, let's face this Tinubu tenure together. People are roasting here.

Come let all of us roast together and burn to ashes. It's a win win situation my brother.

All the governors are fighting this commendable move because they don't want Nigeria to progress.

They want to be spoonfeeding local governments and giving them fishes.

They don't want local governments to know how to fish by themselves.

Very selfish human beings.

Atuero:
HND and Degree are no mates

Degree holder can lecture HND student but not the other way round

You mean degrees holders will lecture students that dealt majorly on practicals all the rubbish theories they accumulated throughout their degrees programmes?

Highly commendable. It is long overdue.

ebubeson:
God is a merciful and loving God

That has always been the statement those living in immorality usually use to console themselves. But you and I know that such people are deceiving themselves.

Kobojunkie will not be háppy with this news. Cuz she is among the àñtichrist parading on Nairaland. I pray God will déliver her from the spirit of darkness one day.

eepeepook:
Some men fall ill if they don’t sleep with another man’s wife. One would believe it was sworn on them from childhood. I’ve seen men actively toast heavily pregnant women. The thought alone makes me nauseous.

I just tire brother. With all the singles girls that are littering everywhere out there, someone says it's other people's wives they came this life to vandalise their kuntus.

Some men really need to do better in terms of morals.

PantShifter:
You think the UK is like Nigeria where you people do your rubbish jungle justice.

Anyone who touches that guy will sleep in jail that night!

You see a sane society? The husband of the man can only shout but can't just do anything.

If it's Nigeria, the culprit for don receive better panel beating for face. All his face for don swear up by now.

This is one of the reasons it's good to live in a sane society. People will never be seen taking laws into their own hands.

In this era when every man wants to sleep with anything under skirt, it's quite disturbing. A handful of men don't have morals and protocols.

People are sleeping with other people's wives, so you must sleep with people's wives. Everywhere they reside, they must embarrass their manhoods.

They no dey give medal🏅 to who fvck pass.

Men should try and have some morals. Some even go as far as making advances at their own blood brothers's and neighbors's wives. What a shame!

Gerrard59:
I can only speak for myself. With my experiences so far in the abroad, my advice is that no one should leave Nigeria illegally; to a God-forsaken country; leave without acquiring relevant skills; without learning the language of the new country (if non-English speaking) etc.

Life is hard everywhere and is far more brutal in a place where you have no social safety net or your village to run to.

Life is not hard everywhere. That's the wrong narrative most of you that have it going easy for you always push.

Moreso, noone says that people should leave Nigeria illegally. Please, be realistic in your judgement. We have always talked about only those that have the means, skills and qualifications to leave Nigeria legally if they feel the need to do so. Those that do not feel safe living in this country. Those that want a working society.

We have never said anything about illegal immigrants or encourage people to travel through illegal means. We don't encourage that. You people always jump on every thread to discourage people that have genuine reasons to travel and run for their dear lives.

If you're in Nigeria, I will really implore you to take time to go out by yourself to the street. I mean simply by yourself and see things and the amount of sufferings out there. If you are not in Nigeria, please find time to come back and head out all by yourself.

You don't understand how bad Nigeria is cuz you had it so easy and was possibly spoonfed by your family. I can bet, you can never survive Nigeria by yourself without receiving help from your family as an individual, cuz you grew up not facing any life's challenges and had always been held by the hand in everything. So, it's easy for you not to understand the plights of those struggling out there.

I can bet as well that, you have also not experienced any life threatening situations in your life since you were born as a mummy's boy, that's why it's easy for your likes to always be hypocritical about the situation of things in Nigeria.

Besides, you have never had a taste of sufferings as a person. So, why will you even understand what's going on in Nigeria? We that went through the torns of life and came out victorious are always the only ones that understand the plights of the masses. Nothing was handed to us on the platter of gold. Unlike you, that had it so easy by family.

Our experiences in life speak for us. That's why I can beat my chest boldly that I have seen it all in life. We were not spoonfed. That's why it's only people like us that can understand and feel the sufferings of others. But you can't say same for yourself.

You got all the supports from your parents. It was all rosy for you, that's why you don't still seem to understand the terrible situation of things in the country Nigeria.

You have the notion that it's everybody that get supportive families. That has always been your mindset. But I can tell you that many struggled without any support.

If you don't go out to see things for yourself, you won't truly understand and feel the pains of the common Nigerians. Go out and see how people are running up and down trying to sell items to travelling passengers on the road in the scorching sun☀️ from morning till night. Have you ever sat down to think about those people?

Go to the market and watch how market women are struggling to sell their little items just to raise money to feed their children. Have you ever thought of all those people? It's because Nigeria is not a working country. There are no jobs for the masses and to survive, majority of young people take to robbery and kidnapping; taking innocent people's lives.

Not only is the country not safe, Nigeria is not a place where you can live with peace of mind and freedom of movement. All you guys mentality has always been based on money.

You will hear something like: if you have 10-15 million naira, you have no reason to think of leaving Nigeria, rather start a business and live like a big man in Nigeria. That's the only primitive narrative some of you guys always push on this platform and that's why you people will always receive backlash from me. Everybody wants to act the big man way to oppress others.

I want you people to stop that backward reasoning. People are talking of their safety, freedom and a society that works, you people are always pushing monetary narratives. It will not do you guys any good pushing wrong narrative about legal migration.

Don't always be fixated on pushing deceitful narrations about the western world without also talking about the many benefits that come with traveling out, e.g a working system, peace of mind and full security where you can go out even at the middle of the night without fear of being kidnapped or robbed.

Say no to big man mentality. Live in Nigeria to form big man cuz nobody get your time abroad whether you are a big man or poor man. Everyone can afford the basic necessities of life.

Insecurities in this country is nothing to write home about. You dare not move any how in Nigeria or in the middle of the night.

You and pansophist should put yourself in the shoes of those that are languishing and suffering out there to understand the plights of the common people.

How Arm Robbers Broke Into A Young Man's House He is Living With His Parents And Lost One of His Eyes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCEwDt3PRLE

Wizardslayer:
Being a Nigeria is very tough and difficult.

No lights .

Good roads zero.

Infrastructure zero

Inflation too high.

Corruption too high.

Pansophist and Gerrard59 will never agree with you on these. Nigeria is their heaven on earth whereas they ran out of Nigeria and don't know the plight of the common man. Very hypocriticál human beings.

FocusedDiva:
Good.
Bloggers will be more responsible with what they put out there.

Exactly. Any loose guard, they will be picked up, cuz majority operate as anonymous.

Gerrard59:
So I should share apartment with someone when I lived in a big room of my own while in Nigeria? In someone's 30s?

How a Man Spent 14years in Jail for a Crime He Did not Commit Due to a Failed Police And Judiciary System

Kindly watch this man's terrible story of how your dear country police and judicial system failed him. Make sure you take out spare time to watch the man's story. Don't skip or forward the video.

This is one of the reasons why a working system is very important. I believe if something like this happens abroad, the man will be acquitted within few weeks to at most a month.

But here, innocent people are being framed up and the judicial system won't even help matters to attend to people's cases on time.

A failed society is detrimental to you as a person and your children.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtVFMuEJo2k&pp=0gcJCU8JAYcqIYzv

cc: pansophist

bea1234567:
But how will my story change overnight when no one is willing to help me sir. I'm at ground zero right now.. Pls find me small thing sir let's use and cook small soup.. We're sleeping on empty stomach today.. I'm begging on my knees pls..

I wanted to sell my uncle clipper but anti b o t banned me in that thread.. That's why I'm here begging hopelessly..

Why is no one willing to help anyone in this country any more.. If I make it tomorrow, will it be bad to do the same to others.. It's well

I for like send you something. I really wish but you know, we live in a very bad, wicked and evil world. Not that people don't want to help. It's just the way the life is, especially in Africa.

Do you know the help someone wants to help can turn to something else? Everybody is just trying to be careful cuz you don't know who is who.

A driver saw someone wailing on the road looking all tattered and waving for cars to stop. A good Samaritan stopped to help but never knew that was the beginning of a big problem for him. The person that was looking for help was not actually looking for help. He stopped only for him to be kidnapped and killed for ritual.

He never knew the helpless person wailing for help was just a bait to gain sympathy to be hijacked and killed. The help he wanted to render happened to be the end of his life.

That's why people don't help. No one knows who is who. I can never send a random person money. I don't even associate with random people and I don't keep random friends. The world is just too wicked and filled with evil people. That's one of the reasons why people don't help.

Many have helped and the help ended up framing them up or taking their lives. I only help random beggars on the street. Those that don't beg me. The ones that beg me, I must observe properly before giving them money.

But most times I prefer just walking up to a random beggar and handing them money. So that with that, I know that the person have no evil ulterior motive for approaching me directly to help him or her.

We live in a failed society with failed judiciary and leaders.

Even if I want to send you money, I will do so using a random POS vendor. I don't like sending random people money from my account directly, except it's for a business purpose and I want to have a proof of payment.

So sorry brother. Everything will be fine.

Pansophist has been on the run. He now rolls with kídnappers and bándits. Please, whoever knows his whereabout should report to the nearest police station. We need to apprehend these guys.

bea1234567:
I only need little help to get things running sir. Moni for data is all I seek pls sir

It's never the end of the road. No condition is permanent. If I can eat and live comfortably, who says you can't? In 2017 I couldn't eat. One naira I didn't have.

I even called two people to help me with just 3k to buy fish. One was telling stories. The other one told me to call the next day. Next day came, I called. This man didn't pick. I give it a time and called again. He refused to pick. How much was I looking for? Just 2-3k to buy fish. It was one of my guys then that helped me with 500 naira. And guess what, I used it to buy one big fish of 300 naira.

Back then things were still very cheap. That's why I am angry about how bad things have really become in this country of today. Back then, with just 2k, you can fill a gas of 5kg, cook full pot of soup and change will still remain. But today, I am not where I want to be but things have changed drastically.

Why am I writing all these? Is to let you know that, it's just a matter of time, your story will change over night. Mark this write up. Luck will shine on you. I can feel the connection here. Luck will shine on you along the way.

So, don't give up. You are on your way to greatness and you will tell your story some days of how you went from grass to grace.

Gerrard59:
So I should share apartment with someone when I lived in a big room of my own while in Nigeria? In someone's 30s?

It's not always like that. You can't use one person's experience to generalise the majority populace.

bea1234567:
God bless you for this piece sir.

As it is, Nigeria haff tire me.

pls do you know of any easy way to escape the country?

I write books but Amazon closed my account for no reason

Now I wanted to do YouTube to raise funds but they said I won't be monitized.


I'm 24 and hard-working person sir. Pls I need your guidance sir mcslize 🙏🙏

Why did they say you won't be monetized? Who told you this? People are cashing out on YouTube.

I saw someone that resigned from his peanut 150k per month job. He is now making between $1700- $2000 per month on YouTube. His sister forced him to resign from his job and he was glad he did. Do it right and you will get monetized.

Dotherightthing:
Says who? During the cash crisis was when I knew Nigerians have savings. I personally saw people carrying bags of RAW CASH to CBN.

What of the endless queues in the banks and ATMS

Clap for yourself. Lamba go finish una for this country.

ndidibabe:
My brother inlaw is a project manager. He works in UK with NHS. Also works from home.

It seems like I will run a course in this project management. But mine will be Engineering Project Management so I can take up roles of Engineering Project Manager as I have leadership quality. Easy peasy!

fullclub:
I repeat there is no improvement in personal standard of living aside improvements or access to cheap food Nothing else. Most of us are forced to work nights jobs and back home in the morning, sleep and return back. No party no visiting of friends, no sight seeing just work back home.

Communal improvement based on social amenities. Yes
good road is there.
Light is there
Fresh air
Crime rate is low

So if our government could have sense and work effortlessly to tackle this area Nigeria shalm be great

Brother, but you and I and every other person know that, this will never be possible in this generation. Do you believe Nigeria will ever be like the Western world and things will truly work in this country? Let's not deceive ourselves.

Corruption will never allow it. The only way Nigeria will be great is if they divide the country into their individual parts (Biafra republic, Oduduwa Republic, and Niger Delta Republic). With that, everyone will start to develop their side.

But as much as we are still together as one country, forget it. Nigeria can never and will never be great with the level of impunities and corruptions.

wiseone28:
I never read someone talking about New Zealand

Follow Loaded Man on Facebook. He is a Nigerian. He base in New Zealand with his wife and two adolescent kids and traveling round the world with his New Zealand passport.

SocialJustice:
Give me 5 billion naira I will still japa. Nigeria will erode your capital to zero and poor living conditions that even the rich can't escape but I will visit monthly at least.

Our economy has no credit and is lawless too, one big man from nowhere or government policy can reduce you to ashes. Mortgage is not bad, the mistake people do is living in the first house they buy. It should be rented out to generate good money and pay off itself but people do not know.

Also with 50 million in the UK, I can access up to 500 million without knowing anybody. The longer I stay and build a reputation, that 50m can get me 1 billion in credit to buy real estate or a business. This will never happen in Nigeria.

Credit is the reason no amount of money will make me stay here, because I have access to leverage elsewhere without joining ogboni or some cult to know people that will connect me.

Brother, you just opened my eyes. Wow. No wonder some people said they are having 2 to 3 houses abroad. So, this is how they do it. I am saving this. You see how smart some people think? Most people mind won't even reason towards this aspect. With this, you don't need to worry about not meeting up cuz others are paying and you are using what they pay to settle the mortgage bit by bit. This is an eye opener.

Gerrard59:
This is the quality of life OP keeps hammering on. Someone who lived in a big house in Nigeria will now have to share apartments, especially at an older age. It does not make sense to me. Standard of living must be maintained in both locations. That should be the goal.

Anti-japa clue, I hail your kingdom. Pansophist will be so proud of you, trust me.

ELKHALIFAISIS:
When people talk about this japa do they think nah only Europe and America be the Japa.. there are so many countries out there as a single guy you can Japa and make millions, it must not be Europe or America.. go somewhere where there's limitless working time where you can work work and get tire... Someone working in Taiwan, South Korea and Japan earns more than person wey dey Europe.. forget about the luxury and Freedom to party up and down , after all no be owambe carry you commot from Nigeria... As lazy as you are, you can make 2600 USD in any of these countries, most of them their tax are very low there are ppl who lives there without papers and they still survive , nobody is chasing you around for papers unless you have some criminal case.... Japa no be for Europe.. and believe me if you give me 50m say make I return to Nigeria believe me I no dey return , my net annual after expenses nah 30m why should I go back to that sick country for 50m

Well said. Which country are in currently?

fullclub:
Mine is 5 years and 3years. The law prohibit u from leaving ur kids. Else neighbours will report u then they could take ue kids from u and risk losing the kids

At what age can one leave one's kid at home alone?

Eniolohunda:
The comment section is always getting filled up quickly Whenever it's Japa topic. Thank God person no read this kind scary epistle when planning to jet out of that country, because na this kind they scare people 😳, but at thesame time it helps us to rethink and research about the countries before making final decision on where to settle.

Give us your own side of the story sister. We need more people to speak up and share their individual experiences.

OP your username looks familiar. Were you not the guy that newly relocated to the UK that was looking for a job few months ago?

Well written bro. But you are still new in the UK. I bet you are not more than 1-2 years in the UK. I understand your write up. It's mainly for those that think going abroad will make them rich. Those types are after the money. Pansophist can attest to this.

But people like us, we are after a society that works. A sane society that rewards hard work. We are not after the money factor side of Japa as many others always portray.

Thanks for the write up. But brother, a lot of people are suffering in Nigeria. The system is corrupt. And if you are not corrupt, you can't make it in Nigeria.

Those people that always hammering on if you have 30M. How many Nigerians have 1 million naira in their accounts?

So, you see? You are in a sane society. Be thankful for that. Many Nigerians are broke and the leaders are doing everything possible to keep the masses broke forever. It's not easy here brother.

In all, we understand your stand. But trust me, Nigeria has no hope of becoming better any time soon. So, those that want a sane society to reside, they shouldn't look back.

If Nigeria is a good country, I believe you yourself won't even bother traveling to the UK. It's because you already see that your life and that of children are not safe, that's why you Japa, not really for the money.

Besides, nice write up.

fullclub

The media and dishonest bloggers are one of our problems in this country. The person said 7 months. But the delusioñal poster deceitfully quoted 7 years.

Pansophist shamelessly crawled into the thread. They all belong to the same gang of Nigeria will be better. Don't come abroad. People are all suffering abroad washing whitemen yansh and packing poo poo.

10 years later, Nigeria is still the same and even worse than how we met it back then when a cup of rice was 50 naira and egg was being sold for 30 naira.

Bunch of delusionáls.

Kobojunkie:
Again, was the meat on fire?

Kobojunkie, do and go and marry. You're almost clocking 40 now. Stop jumping from one thread to another. You are getting old. Don't let menopause catch up with you, if at all it hasn't catched up with you already.