₦airaland Forum

justmondris:
They play. Isreal done bomb tire but he be like say the more they bomb the stronger those people become

That's because they are still handling them with little hands due to empathy for humanity. They need to use a more brutal force to clear them off and that's what Trump plans to do.

luminouz:
I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER DO THIS SHIIT ...GROW A WOMAN WHILE NEGLECTING MYSELF? I'M MY FIRST PRIORITY ALWAYS AND EVERYTIME.

MEN JUST DEY FALL HAND.

I have told myself. I will never allow any jobless lady come into my life who won't add any value to my life. Men mumu don do.

That's why I laugh so hard at all those jóbless ládies who are looking for rich guys to marry.

Bunch of delusionáls!

If KoboJunkie can abandon her boyfriend who trained her through primary school, who is she that won't dumb her husband after seeing a very well to do man in aviation school?

You will hear words like: Please Emeka, I have something I want to tell you. I don't think I can continue with this marriage any more. That is after spending millions training her in aviation school o.

I kid you not, some women are very heartless. They don't have conscience.

According to Justice Court TV:

Man: I SUPPORTED MY WIFE'S CAREER BUT I REGRET IT 👇

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvIHLzZ3iEo

helinues:
I have read through it and countered it with my response.

Are the Fulani herdsmen targeting people based on their faith?

UGM which operated in South East for over 2 years are of which faith?

helinues the self acclaimed Nairaland town cryer, what's the way forward? Your Cho Cho Cho on this platform is too much. Oga show workings...

Kobojunkie:
Everyone knows the chances are about 100% that this sleeze bag of a man is guilty as charged, so what is all of this nonsense for?

KoboJunkie the unrepentant Nairaland thúg is on it again.

Guilty for someone that also accused Reno Omokri falsely.

McLizbae trekked majestically into the thread after running away from a battle I drew with her...

pansophist left the thread... 😱

jmoore:
So if militants blow up pipelines, you blow up the whole country?

Hmmm. If power entered this man's hands, we are finished.

He will just bomb the whole country with fighter jets.

Offpoint1:
You bring back the memories of calling results, we use to call it "Judgement Day" the most tense days during school days 😂
A lot of tears those days because you'll cry in school and still cry at home if you fail. ( The crying at home isn't because of beating, but because mocking by your siblings and friends)

I was lucky to always be among top 3, can still remember gifts (mostly pen/pencil and books 😂)

School was fun, not what we have these days. There was nothing like lunch money for us, during break we go into bush in search of fruits, palm canel and sometimes raw cassava 😂... After school, we head to the stream.

Chaii. Things have really changed a lot. I was not given pocket money even when I got to junior secondary school.

Gen Z generation are enjoying now.

When you look at all those experiences, they teach us one thing: resilience, perseverance and humble beginnings.

Offpoint1:
I know the school age of the west.

I was not spoon fed, I've never attended private school in my life. I wasn't born privileged, I grew up in a village and as that time there was no school in my village. We walked 2+ hours to nearest government school "close" to us. We left daily as early as 5am, got school 7am and had to sweep the school, fetched the headmaster water, sweep his compound and do chore for him. Those days headmaster have their residence within the school and only go their home on weekends because of distance.

I started school at 5 and the criteria then, you'll have to crossed your hand above your head and let your fingers touched your ear.

I didn't repeat class nor jump any.

There was nothing like jumping class during my era, you fail you repeat. It doesn't matter how many years you repeat.

If what you wrote here is true, then you are among the few that can withstand the challenges of life.

Any way, as for me, I failed up to 2 times and repeated primary 1 twice before I picked up. I can remember when after exam, they will fix a day to call results.

They will call first position, second position, third position till the last position and I won't hear my name. I will start to cry. It was the third time that I picked up and I became one of the best in my class.

I picked up that momentum till primary 6. Wrote my primary 6 exam and started Jss1 in the year 2001.

In government schools, no body really send anybody. If you fail you fail.

Looking back, it was a memorable journey.

redcliff:
Useless woman.. why not tell the govt you are working under to fix the country. Watch to see if people will actually leave.

A country that cannot even get ordinary electricity right.

You can imagine my brother. I am ashamed of Nigeria as a country. Something as simple as steady power supply that other poor Africa countries have, year in year out, Nigeria the so called big for nothing giant of Africa can not solve the issue of epileptic power.

What a shame!

pansophist:
If you want to see suffering, enter UK without papers lol.

Try it.

You don start again. Are we talking about illegal immigrants here? She is pushing a narrative of people that migrated illegally.

If you migrate legally and still suffering abroad, such a person is nothing but a lazy fág.

So don't come here and be saying what we already know. Only fools migrate illegally to another man's land and be lamenting day and night.

Is it in Nigeria that people are not living in regret? Simply say, many Nigerians who are illegal immigrants abroad are living in regret. Highlight that phrase illegal Nigerian immigrants. Let me hear word jor.

mightyhaze:
I don't want to fit. I want a big car I don't have to fold my frame to 'fit' . I don't want a car that will be suspended like a balance just because of a small pot hole or speed brake 😌

Na truck go fit you. Don't worry yourself.

Allegedly, this is how we heard about the Oñuóhá guys who we thought are making legitimate money 💰 but never knew they do push drugs.

Flaunting of wealth is not bad but let it be that you are flaunting these material things from money you made legitimately.

And as we the onlookers, don't be too hard on yourself and too quick to glorify some of these people.

Some have ill gotten wealth. You might not know. Don't let these flaunting put pressure on you to want to also make it big fast. Continue your normal legit hustle with your peace of mind intact. In due time, your day will break not only with peace of mind, but also with legit wealth.

Offpoint1:
I wonder you dey vex, the laugh is not an insult.

I don finish school before you dey that your ss1 and I finished at 17... I no be Gen-Z, I was born with long hands (that should explain better to you)

No fight

But you and I know the normal age that a child is allowed to start school in western world is 5. Fact check. It's only in Nigeria patents do push children to start school early cuz the system is not regulated like the west.

For you to finish secondary at 17 means, you jumped classes and got everything on a platter of gold. That's what they do in private schools. They will pass you even though you didn't merit it, just to show parents that you are doing well. You finished too early.

But for us, we went through the process step by step. We were not spoonfed to jump classes or pass to the next. The main hard work is in government owned schools where they will teach you what it means to work hard.

That's why till date, I will prefer my child to go to a federal university to have a taste of how hard the outside world is. So he or shed won't grow up as a soft child who will easily chicken out of every little challenges he or she may encounter in life.

Offpoint1:
You dey ss1 at 18? 😂

You dey Jons? SS1 not JSS1 o. You dey whine me. It be like say your eyes don dey pay you. What the laughter all about. Is 18years too old to be in SS1? You think say back then na now wey every small Tom and Harry dey jump class?

I finished secondary school 20yrs old that's after starting all over from JSS2 even though I had written my junior secondary school examination. Because I changed school, I have to start again from JSS2.

Gained 5 admissions in total in the university different years, but turned 3 down. Accepted 2. I no be your mate for school. We went through the process step by step. We no jump class like you. Una wey dey jump class any how through private schools.

AfahaAbia:
😁😁😁 the thing shock you abi

I shock o. You be Epá o. Epá dómó o.

AfahaAbia:
I'm older than you na. In 2006 I was 25(already a graduate). I am 43 today

Wonderful!

When you see foolish people that make money out of illegality, this is how you know.

We that struggle for every penny we earn, we can't do such things. Imagine me withdrawing a million naira cash out of my account and be displaying this type of stupidíty.

This one just newly see money. Stupíd boy!

id4sho:
Last census was 2006, how time flies. local man was in ss1 .
Meant to be every 10years, useless country getting to 20yrs. WTF

How come we were in the same class as at 2006? You be old man o. 18 years old me then. And later you will still lie about your actual age o. Then no go know day you don old.

McLizbae:
🤣🤣🤣 I just wan make you stay reality checked ni. U may consider the violence ways sha..
Wait, no be you be OP self...
You can ask what Lizbae is doing in the username, but as you already know the Mc is the real deal in that name😎

If we go the violence way hope you know you won't survive it. So, I will advise you to remove that Mc from your name so peace can reign.

Please, I will advise you not to touch the lion's 🦁 tail for your own good, cuz you can't withstand its uproar.

Guys, that's the best way to win any girl's heart. Give her full dose of joy. Same strategy I applied with the one and only first girl I have ever dated the longest. At first, she was posting in her status up and down how her man is the best thing that has ever happened to her and all of that. Me I no just send. I am naturally cocky. I wasn't even doing it to win her. I was just being a friend while throwing some cocky/sexual innuendoes here and there.

I didn't even know she was already falling even though she was dating at the time (but a long distance relationship). I was always making her laugh. Jokingly teasing her here and there and also providing her free tutorial for her direct entry exam at the time. What a sweet guy! That made her fall yakata. Long distance guy was pushed to the side. The guy go call dey cry for phone. Chaiii God please forgive me for I didn't know what I was doing.

Las las, we were living like husband and wife for 1 and a half year straight. She will come on Friday and leave on Monday every week. I was a student at the time.

As at back then, girls are still girls. They haven't spoilt like the ones of today. No be now wey all of them don convert everything to hookup.

How she take fall, I nor know. But I know say I be dey tease her wella that year and also I was providing her values by tutoring her English language for her direct entry at the time. Probably those things contributed to her finally falling in love.

But always know this: women are only loyal to their emotions irrespective of what you have done for them. If another guy can evoke that emotions in them, na bye bye to you who have been there investing in them all these while as a guy.

Dhoneymix:
I didn't get the new job, yet I resigned the one I had a month later. The woman was actually afraid to sack me considering what she went through before she got me.

Interesting!

McLizbae:
🤣🤣🤣
You ain't getting shi shi from that your boss that I know.

McLizbae,what's Mc doing in your username? You don see me finish na abi?

Dhoneymix:
Similar to a situation I once found myself. But in my own case, my employer was the head of the interview panel🤣🤣🤣! Omo, I just went in bold and unapologetic. The woman saw the determination on my face, she didn't say a word throughout the interview session! I already knew I would lost at both ends, so why not say my mind the way it is. It was one thing I did that I look back to and still thank myself for doing it. It makes me laugh every time I remember the situation.

But did you later get the new job or they sack you ate the old job?

1phone, don't feel bothered. In saner climes, it's a crime to delay salaries of employees. Such a company can be summoned to answer serious queries by employer-employees regulatory bodies.

But you know, we are in Naija. I believe you will be given the new job as far as you made it to the second stage.

How some employers are fond of withholding employees salaries really baffles me. How does he expect you to feed.

If I were you, I won't feel bothered. If he decides to sack you without paying you your salary, so be it. You will be fine and I believe you will get the new job. Keep your hope alive.

underpinna:
Imagine, you dey talk of d*ck, a*s all the time. I talk am o. I talk am say you be gay but people no believe me. Anyways, no dear correct me again o. You wey go school, no be Tinubu dey rule you? Na so I go rule you one say.

How you wan take rule me? Ozuor like you no fit rule a sophisticated wisdom filled celestial being like me.

You must be stupíd to even think you can rule over a King like me. They no born you well.

Henri244:
Be strict with women no matter what, never shine teeth with any woman that's not your wife. To avoid see finish like this.

That has been one of my rules till date and this had earned me so much respect.

Wherever I stay, you will never see me laughing with any lady in any compound I stay. I am very strict when it comes to women, and that always make them to assign you respect.

Aside exchanging greetings, you will never see me shine teeth or gisting with any lady in my environ despite my very playful nature. But I make sure that I am in good condition with them only with the exchange of pleasantries. This has saved me from alot of see finish.


Like the wise ones once said: You can't mix business with pleasure. I have always applied this rule to my personal life in whereever I stay or work.

For example, if an oga in a company is having an affair with one of his staff, there will always be some atoms of disrespect from such woman. But you will notice that if the oga is strict and not the type that goes about chasing everything under skirt, the female staff will respect him not because of anything else but his strictness.

But the moment he starts chasing one particular female staff, from that day onward, that particular female staff will see him as her fellow junior staff cuz see finish don finally enter.

The thing with ladies is that, they don't know how to play with a guy that is openly free with them and the same time will still respect such a guy. You can't be free with a woman and she will still respect you. They always misunderstand everything.

They must always spoil everything with disrespect in one way in the other cuz you shining teeth with them.

underpinna:
Oh sh*t you love kissing people's a*s. Are you a fu*king gayest? How do you feel when you do the doings.

Oh sh*t you are a fu*king bast*rd.

You know you didn't see the four walls of school. If I correct you again, make your yeye d*ck no rise this year.

Keep wallowing in your sheer ignorance.

Please, we need steady electricity in this country. Your Excellency, President Tinubu, I humbly plead, you find a lasting solution to this epileptic power condition of this Giant of Africa.

It's quite shameful that a country of this capacity is suffering from poor power supply since independence, while other smaller countries that look up to Nigeria are enjoying 247 power supply year in, year out. This doesn't tell good of us as a country at all.

I believe whole heartedly that your administration will provide a lasting solution to this epidermic condition before you leave office.

May your adminstration bring good tidings to every one of us in good faith and good health so help us God. Amen! 🙏

Goodmarlian:
All na initial gra gra,you cannot stop the sex market even your leaders dey patronize.

But it's making men to waste their resources. It's an addiction some men are finding hard to overcome.

I feel pity for struggling guys that still patronise Oloshos. It's putting a very deep hole in their pockets but they just can't help it.

We need to sensitise men and let them know that sex should be mutually done not transactionally done.