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PoliticsRe: 196 New COVID-19 Cases Reported. Total 1728. 306 discharged. 51 deaths by McTested(m): 11:24am On Apr 30, 2020
Look what i have been saying about this government?

We where managing until PMB announce to ease the lockdown and from nowhere Covid-19 figures has been marching up ever since.

Please, Uncle Covid One Nine, we are still on lockdown oh, don't mind Buhari

PoliticsRe: FG Donates 250 Bags Of Spoilt Beans, Other Items To Benue IDPs - Independent by McTested(m): 12:32pm On Apr 29, 2020
Spoilt Beans has been shared to IDPs in Benue State but why?

Meanwhile am dying here in Makurdi the Benue State capital, no one is allowed to go out and hustle as usual and my family has been running around for the fear of attack by some bandits in my village....Katsina-Ala to be precise.

Please, Someone should help a brother who is in need, anything will be appreciated.

Thank you and may God bless you as you will save not just a saul but sauls.

3498942013 FCMB
BusinessRe: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by McTested(m): 4:26pm On Apr 22, 2020
Kwaghbo, come and see, they have started again[color=#990000][/color]

PoliticsRe: Kyari's Death, End Of A Surrogate Presidency, And The Coming Chaos By Kperogi by McTested(m): 10:20am On Apr 20, 2020
Lets me take a cup of coffee and watch out for season 2

PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Atiku, Lawan, Mourn Abba Kyari by McTested(m): 11:44am On Apr 18, 2020
Can someone Explain to me what social distancing means and what am seen here.

Or is Mr. Kyari's dead bring an end to Covid-19 in Nigeria hence the large gathering?

PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari: How Powerful Late COS Prevented Major Crisis In Nigerian Football by McTested(m): 11:39am On Apr 18, 2020
And Covid-19 should apologize to Kyari ni?

PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari's Death: Obaseki, Keyamo, Dino Melaye, Others React by McTested(m): 10:10am On Apr 18, 2020
Ladies and Gentlemen, let all gather here and deliberate on who is next in Aso Rock


Aso Villa must be cleaned, Amen !

CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy To P Diddy: Nigerians Are On Lockdown Without Any Benefits by McTested(m): 9:37am On Apr 14, 2020
Is this truly Nigeria the country of my birth....

How on earth will this people at the top continue to treat us this way?

Christianity EtcRe: Sex On Good Friday by McTested(m): 12:05pm On Apr 10, 2020
If sex is forbidden on Good Friday then what?




Drink yourself out and forget about the forbidden fruit.

CrimeRe: Sola Fatunla: Man Kills Monarch For Snatching His Wife In Ekiti by McTested(m): 2:44pm On Apr 09, 2020
But the Chief Though...while will someone mention your name for such issue?


Las Las they have located him ....

RomanceRe: I Am In Love With My Employee by McTested(m): 10:15am On Apr 09, 2020
See oga catching feelings with his employee...

Better focus before you lose both your business and the girl fa

CelebritiesRe: Lockdown: Lagos Withdraws Charges Against Naira Marley, Gbadamosi by McTested(m): 1:47pm On Apr 08, 2020
So what happen to Jennifa and JJC....



Covid-19 thank you for the season

PoliticsRe: Akin Alabi Rejects Coat Of Arms Made By An Artist That 'Looks Like Winch' by McTested(m): 9:57am On Apr 08, 2020
You better support the Young Man's hustle fa


Which kind the one on top look like a winch?

PoliticsRe: Lawan, Gbajabiamila Fault Social Investment Programme Implementation by McTested(m): 9:52am On Apr 08, 2020

RomanceRe: Guys Please Stop Giving Your Money To Ladies. by McTested(m): 9:39am On Apr 08, 2020
I know most ladies will be piss off with this fact now

Giving my hard earn money to no bitch anymore.


You f**k me and i f**k you.... its a draw game so can't pay for what we both enjoy.

Thanks
BusinessRe: Forbes' 30 Under 30 For 2020: Nigeria Tops List by McTested(m): 1:00pm On Apr 07, 2020
What of that one that was busy giving girls Assurance up and down nah


This list most be fake

HealthRe: BSUTH Sacks 30 Doctors In Benue State by McTested(m): 12:54pm On Apr 07, 2020
This is how to know when someone is not serious....

WIth all that is happening, They the Management still have the guts to sacks that amount of doctors.


Benue State is always in God's hand since time immemorial so am not surprise though.

RomanceRe: Block Factory Worker Proposes To Girlfriend, And She Said Yes. See Picture by McTested(m): 10:48am On Apr 07, 2020
I love this can story....


Who will marry me oh.... am a Palm Wine Taper fa
CrimeRe: Lockdown: Policeman Kills Fuel Attendant In Abia (Disturbing Photo) by McTested(m): 10:45am On Apr 07, 2020
His village people has finally located him.

RIP to the dead
BusinessRe: COVID-19: Nairabet Donates 50 Million To Agents by McTested(m): 9:26am On Apr 07, 2020
Only Agents?

What about us the lazy youths that keep the business going all this while...


#Nairabet should better see us (The Nigerian Lazy Youths) too or we will go on strike when business resumed.

PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Buhari Approves Recruitment Of 774,000 Nigerians by McTested(m): 3:18pm On Apr 06, 2020
Na today...(E don tey wey nyash dey back)


Meaning:
E don tey wey we the hear all these.
CrimeRe: Hoodlums Steal 150 Bags Of Garri In Bayelsa As They Invade Warehouse by McTested(m): 10:29am On Apr 06, 2020
While trying to deal with Covid 19, Hun 20 is seriously killing our people.[/color]

Hunger is more dangerous and i repeat Hunger is more deadly.[color=#990000]

PoliticsRe: 3 Coronavirus Cases Linked To Governor El-Rufa’s Staff In Kaduna by McTested(m): 10:04am On Apr 06, 2020
Checking who/where the next death will come from.

I pray it either come from Kaduna or Abuja if you know you know

HealthRe: French Doctors Say 'Test Coronavirus Vaccines In Africa", Eto’o, Drogba React by McTested(m): 10:25am On Apr 04, 2020
Am sad.....


Look what our leaders have reduces us to?

PoliticsRe: Have You Received Any Money Or Relief Material From The Federal Government? by McTested(m): 3:34pm On Apr 03, 2020
The question is, is the Federal Government even considering giving out relief materials or money to its citizens?
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: In Few Months From Now, Newspaper Headlines May Read Like This by McTested(m): 9:31am On Apr 03, 2020
geadom5:
I Bet You, Few Months From Now, Newspaper Headlines May Read Like This

1. COMMITTEE TO PROBE CORONAVIRUS FUNDS INAUGURATED BY FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

2. CORONAVIRUS: BILLIONS WORTH OF RELIEF MATERIALS VANISHED

3. EFCC UNCOVERS MASSIVE FRAUD, SUMMONS CORONAVIRUS COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN

4. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES TO INVESTIGATE DISAPPEARANCE OF BILLIONS FROM CORONAVIRUS FUNDS

5. CORONAVIRUS FUNDS MISAPPROPRIATED, ICPC GOES AFTER SUSPECTS

6. SENATE COMMITTEE ORDERS PROBE OF CORONAVIRUS FUNDS.

PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: "High-Ranking Member Of Buhari's Cabinet Dead" - Kemi Olunloyo by McTested(m): 2:36pm On Apr 02, 2020
The Almighty God has started answering some of our prayers already.

PoliticsRe: Osagie Ehanire Silent On Question About Abba Kyari’s Whereabouts by McTested(m): 2:29pm On Apr 02, 2020
Waiting Patiently for Breaking News

The Presidency can't undo what has happened.


Break it out let Nigerians know so we can either mourn or jubilates
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: "High-Ranking Member Of Buhari's Cabinet Dead" - Kemi Olunloyo by McTested(m): 2:21pm On Apr 02, 2020
Hope is not who am thinking?
RomanceRe: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by McTested(m): 9:48am On Apr 01, 2020
wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

PoliticsRe: COVID-19: 11 Million Poor Nigerians To Get Palliatives — FG by McTested(m): 9:42am On Apr 01, 2020
Expect nothing from this govt. did the Buhari & co ever been to my local govt. talk more of my village/very own compound?

How on earth will Buhari & Co. ascertain whether me and my household are struggling or not?

Anyway, make sure my name is included in that so called list of yours.
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: FG Starts Immediate Cash Transfer To Poorest Households - Farouk by McTested(m): 9:02am On Mar 31, 2020
My only crime is been Nigerian, poorest household dije.....

Worst government of the century

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