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Jokes EtcRe: Its Time To Crack The Brain by mctheo: 8:39am On Jan 10, 2014
Bros, na d 1k left wt u nah...d gist b say u borrowed 100k n pay back 2k remain 98k. Nw d 1k wt u is part of wat u r 2 spend nt wat u owe so if u return dat 2 any1 of dem then wat u nw owe wud b 97k. If u nw add wat u payed bck 3k + wat u nw owe 97k = u'll get wat u borrowd 100k. So by dat formular, d 1k wt u is d answer
Jokes EtcRe: *riddle* Answer This If You're Smart Enough!. by mctheo: 9:03pm On Jan 09, 2014
That would be "Sunday"
CultureRe: Is This Possible -nadia Buari by mctheo: 6:35pm On May 16, 2013
SCAM!!! Run, Scam! Even if she's stuck in your house and in dire need øƒ †ђξ same...I D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴͡ŋ'† fink she'll turn †δ you for such. Fink øƒ how many people she has in her life, her family, her real friends and business associates. I D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴͡ŋ'† fink she'll ask a fan fø̲̣̣я̅ anyfin other than buy M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ work. So bro, D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴͡ŋ'† fall for ι†...ces finis
RomanceRe: 10 Basic Rules For New Relationships by mctheo: 11:26pm On Apr 30, 2013
fpeter: 4.) A CLEAN PAST
Let's face it, everyone makes mistakes at some point in their lives. So when you start a new relationship, make sure it's new in every aspect. Clear your past in front of your partner, so if some day some of your past demons wake up, nothing would decrease the love between you two and it will also strengthen their trust in you.
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If i hear, Know YE Not That your past should be past>?
and when unearthed your ex especially guys would use it
against you!!! Babes wise up.
That's absurd for any guy to hold against his woman...a guy in his mature sensibleness would know that she's tryin to come clean incase "_" and should nt b judgin her inasmuch as she's playin fair Ѡι†њ him...that's what counts now
RomanceRe: 10 Basic Rules For New Relationships by mctheo: 11:19pm On Apr 30, 2013
maar!a:
4.) A CLEAN PAST
Let's face it, everyone makes mistakes at some point in their lives. So when you start a new relationship, make sure it's new in every aspect. Clear your past in front of your partner, so if some day some of your past demons wake up, nothing would decrease the love between you two and it will also strengthen their trust in you.

6.) KEEP IT IN THE BEDROOM.
Every couple fights. Some fights end quickly. Some take time. Regardless of how long they go, you need to keep it between the two of you. Do NOT involve friends and family. It'll only make you two drift apart from each other in the long run.
Nice work!!!
RomanceRe: 10 Basic Rules For New Relationships by mctheo:
Nice work
RomanceRe: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by mctheo: 12:13pm On Apr 23, 2013
Royal Roy: Congratulations on the purchase of your new blackberry....may dare devil robbers not steal it away fromyou o....amen.
Nonsense child.....go and remove your disgusting letterings joor.
Royal Roy...γσυ ђΛƔ£ a bad mouth, γσυ kno? Well, fenks fø̲̣̣я̅ γσυя GΦΦDwill...buh let's jus focus on †ђξ matter @ hand. So D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴͡ŋ'† start
RomanceRe: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by mctheo: 11:36pm On Apr 22, 2013
BIGVAJINA: i dont know why
though i am married with my ring on all the time, every man that i will encounter wanna sleep with me.
i tell them i a m married and they dont really care.
what am i doing wrong?because i dress quite decently.
is it demonic?
So γσυ don hear am b †ђΛ†...Ѡђª† do γσυ xpect "BIGVAGINA" ℓ̊ can believe γσυ (a married woman) can b usin such a term as ID ₪ plus probably, γσυ ªяέ ђΛƔin a fascinating posture †ºo. Γσυя way øƒ life nw shud portray †ђξ seriousness ₪ consciousness øƒ marriagehood...try †δ put on a new personality ₪ γσυ'll b surprised @ ђõω men Ѡσυℓϑ respect γσυ fø̲̣̣я̅ it
RomanceRe: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by mctheo: 11:21pm On Apr 22, 2013
kolamilan: ur username self na die
Abi o O o
RomanceRe: White Wedding: Is It Really Necessary?? by mctheo: 8:39am On Apr 18, 2013
Wizard_of_Oz: Holla, Nairalanders!!
Just wanna know, how many of you would prefer, for your wedding, to just waltz into the marriage registry and sign the necessary forms (court marriage) and then host a little party for the family and maybe call a priest (or whatever religious minister floats your boat) to bless the union briefly before the party commences.
Thing is, my cousin did this and had over a few guests in his house, some family, and a priest and that was it. No fancy white wedding, no cutthroat wedding gowns and the associated exorbitant makeuP artist fees, no extravagant reception. Just a few people made the get together special and that was it. He's married for two years now and i've never seen any couple happier.
My question is, does the absence of a flashy white wedding (just after the flashy traditional wedding) diminish the validity of any marriage union??
Thanx.
NO, ι† doesn't...infact ι†'s †ђξ reason why some marriages crumble(wen γσυ can't maintain †ђξ same standard γσυ presented on †ђΛ† day). Ι†'s a pity wen a couple saves all they could(ι† maγ̲̣̣̥ ђΛƔ£ taken yrs) ₪ throw a flashy weddin ceremony ₪ afterwards, cudnt enjoy †ђξ courtesy øƒ †ђξ same joy ₪ xcitement they had on †ђξ weddin day. But keepin ι† simple does a lot øƒ trick "REDUCE STRESS, HELP SAVE MORE, LIGHTENS D XPECTATION OF FRIENDS N FAMILY IN OUR MARRIAGE N IT MAKES UR GROWTH AS A COUPLE SEEN EASILY"
RomanceRe: Attention! Ladies. What Physical Features Can't You Stand In Men. by mctheo: 7:35am On Apr 18, 2013
Mesmerize: lmao!! grin


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arrrrrg!!!

Let's start with that dark dark tar skin. . look, I know bleaching skin is not healthy, but plz, try to make an exception. When women say they love chocolate men, they dnt mean they love burnt pie. ok?

lankiness. . tall guys are sexy, but tall and no meat is just gross. you people look like walking toothpicks

long hair, we understand white people having long hair, but a Nigerian man with long hair is a no no. that's gross, make the barber your best friend wink

and plz, what's up with the gorilla shaped head, is God punishing you guys or what? huh no, seriously! lipsrsealed

excuse me, what's up with the potbelly? why do you think gyms were built? or you no get leg to run huh

dried lips. . arrrrrrrrrrrrrg!! why wouldn't you be wondering why no one wants to kiss you. No, it's not because she's allergic to kissing, she's just allergic to you! wink

what's with the elf ears? did you have your own little Peter Pan adventure? confess o!



more later grin
ℓ=Dℓ!!
Γσυ fø̲̣̣я̅ take am easy nah...I'm sure such ones can Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ γσυя point bt nw. Lol!!!
RomanceRe: Can You Suddenly Stop Loving Someone??? by mctheo: 11:23pm On Apr 17, 2013
Havin read most øƒ Ѡђª† every1 has †δ say, I'm afraid ℓ̊ ђΛƔ£ †δ agree Ѡι†њ those †ђΛ† said "†ЂΕЯΕ MUST B A REASON" buh then, Ѡђª† more can ℓ̊ say? Could ι† b †ђΛ† γσυ didnt actually Ѡªŋ†/luV her fø̲̣̣я̅ real in †ђξ first place? Could ι† b †ђΛ† all †ђΛ† time (1yr plus) was just †δ get in her pants ₪ after γσυ finally got in, γσυ felt Ŋδ need fø̲̣̣я̅ her again? ℓ̊ mean, †ђεяε was a reason Ѡђy γσυ asked †δ b her man from †ђξ start? Could ι† b †ђΛ† γσυ were nt sure øƒ Ѡђª† γσυ Ѡªŋ†ed? ₪ γσυ can actually be suffering from an emotional dis-functioning fø̲̣̣я̅ all ℓ̊ kno so search urself very thoroughly ₪ try †δ be honest Ѡι†њ urself. Γσυ ªяέ †ђξ only 1 †ђΛ† can help urself...(Find γσυя person, †ђξ real γσυ)
RomanceRe: Can You Suddenly Stop Loving Someone??? by mctheo: 10:44pm On Apr 17, 2013
kramer: @op... Please its only fair on the original writer that you include the source of your post.

http://lindaikeji..ie/2013/04/dear-lib-readers-can-you-suddenly-stop.html?m=1
TRUE!!!!
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo To Lose 2,500 Hectares Of Land . by mctheo: 8:45pm On Jan 01, 2013
Looters!! Thieves!! Those allocations shouldn't just be cancelled only, they are supposed to be prosecuted and jailed if possible. All of them
PoliticsRe: I Will Buy You A Cheap, Second-hand Phone” – Obasanjo To Journalist by mctheo: 8:26pm On Jan 01, 2013
Very funny

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