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PoliticsRe: “why I Appointed More Northerners” – Buhari Finally Opens Up by mcyemite(m): 4:59pm On Sep 13, 2015
Word!!!!
PoliticsPoverty In Nigeria Now Boldly Wears A Northern Face by mcyemite(op): 4:54pm On Sep 13, 2015
During the Notherners Governors Forum which held yesterday in Kaduna State.The Borno state governor, Kashim Shettima stated that poverty in Nigeria now boldly wears a Northern face.

He said..

Things have become so bad, so much so that we can say without fear of contradiction that in
Nigeria today, poverty glaringly wears a bold northern face. We have turned our region into a laughing stock, derided by friends and foes alike, and, not without justification, as having dragged the rest of the country down with us. Regrettably today, our region has become a thriving nest for war, terrorism, deep seated social divisions, senseless violence, mind-boggling intolerance, injustice, destitution, joblessness, and all manners of other social vices, the height of which is the madness called Boko Haram. No amount of lamentation will, of course, solve our many problems. We need to act, and fast too. This generation of Northern leaders, led by us the Governors, have both a moral and constitutional responsibility as well as a historic opportunity to reverse the negative fortunes of our people.



We must do everything in our power to restore and entrench the lofty values of unity, understanding, tolerance, mutual respect, empathy, justice and mutual coexistence in the minds of our people and region. We must firmly and decisively commit ourselves to fighting poverty, illiteracy, unemployment, terrorism and other forms violent crimes in the north.” he said
CelebritiesRe: Cherubim & Seraphim Church Honors DonJazzy (Photos) by mcyemite(m): 4:08pm On Sep 13, 2015
donholy28:
Is he bare footed? hope say dem spray am holy water
the programme wasn't held in a church, it was in national stadium surulere...so there wasn't need of him pulling his shoes off..
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Was Killed In My Compound Tonight (pics) by mcyemite(m): 12:20am On Aug 22, 2015
It's not a corpse, it's a carcass.
CelebritiesNaija No Dey Carry Last Drake Vs Meek Mill (the Movie) by mcyemite(op): 6:59pm On Aug 01, 2015
Nollywood no go finish person

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can You Work As A Cleaner If The Pay Is Good? by mcyemite(m): 6:49pm On Jul 25, 2015
FriedPlantain:
As a graduate, I'd rather work in an audit firm or a small company earning 30K per month than work as a cleaner in a multinational and earn 100K as long as I enjoy what I am doing and have a higher chance of growing career-wise in it.


Friedplantain

Mr friedbrain,hope u r family will enjoy the work the same way u re...and you don't pay tax undecided
RomanceRe: What Do You Do If Your Girl Comes To A Date Along With 5 Of Her Friends? by mcyemite(m): 12:05am On Jul 20, 2015
Call five of my friends to take away one by one..
PhonesRe: How Appealing Is Your Phone? Check This Out. by mcyemite(m): 11:12pm On Jul 19, 2015
Mine

PoliticsRe: See What This Man Thinks Of Buhari's 33-man Delegation To The US by mcyemite(m): 10:23pm On Jul 19, 2015
victorels:
And those people are Heroes where ever they go except in Nigeria. Besides, they are not as less wealthy as you or those manicure and pedicure ladies you know
why cant they be heros where they were mostly need?
PoliticsRe: See What This Man Thinks Of Buhari's 33-man Delegation To The US by mcyemite(m): 9:43pm On Jul 19, 2015
WhiteTechnology:
undecided

Daft comment undecided
that comment wasn't daft,women re not sometimes distraction, they always are...buhari isn't going to US for shopping nor manicure he's going on serious business, and I don't think there's any woman in the country presently that her profile befit such seriousness.. undecided undecided




That's how they influenced gej till he included Okonje and Allison in his government and we all know how that story ended.. angry
SportsRe: Why Keeping John Obi Mikel Is Chelsea’s Best Transfer Move So Far This Summer by mcyemite(m): 6:18pm On Jul 19, 2015
veekid:
come home come play for enyimba
arsenal fans in the building..
PoliticsRe: Attahiru Jega- Man Of The Year Way Back In 1993. by mcyemite(m): 11:51am On Jul 19, 2015
richybanky:
Yeah.. During Babangida regime aka D Maradona grin grin
1993 babangida regime.huh? undecided undecidedare u high?
SportsRe: Current Fifa World Ranking,check To See Where Your Beloved Country Stands by mcyemite(op): 10:46pm On Jul 18, 2015
huh huh
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Insist On Getting B.j First by mcyemite(op): 7:07pm On Jul 16, 2015
ebonflex:
Sadly you and your kind are also so sexually useless that you don't even know that that is no longer an insult. cheesy
Eating the booty is another way to please your partner sexually.

Ask nicely and I will teach you how to please me. undecided
Being a novice, I recommend you start by slurping on my booty with whipped or ice cream. Use lots of tongue undecided
and take gently pls...u can take all the time u need,i will be here..




Lwkmd
SportsRe: Current Fifa World Ranking,check To See Where Your Beloved Country Stands by mcyemite(op): 6:54pm On Jul 16, 2015
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NYSCRe: NYSC Member Gets Skirt Uniform For Service Because Of Her Religous Belief by mcyemite(m): 6:30pm On Jul 15, 2015
What a boring sorrowful way to live a youth life..this is a pure case of religion bondage..
SportsCurrent Fifa World Ranking,check To See Where Your Beloved Country Stands by mcyemite(op): 5:23pm On Jul 15, 2015
Released on July 9

SportsCurrent Fifa World Ranking,check To See Where Your Beloved Country Stands by mcyemite(op): 5:08pm On Jul 15, 2015
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FIFA/COCA-COLA WORLD RANKING

FIFA/Coca-Cola World Ranking
Men's Ranking
LAST UPDATED 09 JUL 2015

NEXT RELEASE 06 AUG 2015

Rank Team PTS Prev.Pts +/- Pos
1 Argentina 1473(1472.54) 1496 2

2 Germany 1411(1410.71) 1775 -1

3 Belgium 1244(1243.91) 1509 -1

4 Colombia 1217(1217.37) 1435 0

5 Netherlands 1204(1204.37) 1378 1

6 Brazil 1186(1185.59) 1392 -1

7 Portugal 1177(1177.06) 1229 0

8 Romania 1166(1166.43) 1115 4

9 England 1157(1156.84) 1051 6

10 Wales 1155(1154.79) 929 12

11 Chile 1129(1129.28) 989 8

12 Spain 1110(1110.45) 1147 -2

13 Uruguay 1036(1035.97) 1183 -5

14 Croatia 1023(1022.57) 992 4

15 Slovakia 1016(1016.23) 1012 2

15 Austria 1016(1015.81) 946 5

17 Italy 1001(1001.06) 1101 -4
18 Switzerland 997(997.26) 1146 -7

19 Algeria 941(941.25) 941 2

20 Czech Republic 933(933.07) 1036 -4

21 Côte d'Ivoire 917(916.78) 916 3

22 France 882(882.05) 1164 -13

23 Iceland 877(876.97) 769 14

24 Denmark 876(876.01) 808 5

25 Ghana 827(827.14) 800 9

26 Bosnia and Herzegovina 819(818.84)

27 Ukraine 791(790.85) 784 8

28 Russia 782(781.81) 833 -2

29 Scotland 774(774.08) 818 -1

30 Poland 769(768.71) 802 2

31 Hungary 763(763.41) 685 11

32 Tunisia 758(758.20) 808 -3

33 Sweden 752(751.88) 737 6

34 USA 748(748.25) 823 -7

35 Ecuador 738(737.98) 806 -4

36 Albania 722(721.76) 624 15

37 Northern Ireland 721(721.40) 676 7

38 Iran 716(716.27) 717 3

39 Senegal 715(715.06) 782 -3

40 Mexico 697(696.81) 926 -17

41 Costa Rica 695(695.45) 1056 -27

42 Cameroon 672(671.70) 641 7

43 Serbia 662(661.88) 673 2

44 Greece 661(660.67) 899 -19

45 Venezuela 643(643.04) 497 27

46 Peru 635(634.76) 546 15

47 Congo 630(630.45) 666 0

48 Turkey 627(627.41) 590 9

49 Slovenia 626(625.71) 653 -1

50 Japan 621(620.98) 623
51 Israel 620(6
52 Cape Verde Islands 608(608.13) 746

52 Republic of Ireland 608(607.89) 581 8

52 Korea Republic 608(607.70) 587 6

55 Egypt 606(605.89) 596 0

56 Paraguay 603(602.66) 382 29

57 Nigeria 601(600.57) 681 -14

58 Guinea 591(591.01) 673 -13

59 Australia 559(559.29) 532 4

60 Congo DR 555(555.38) 591 -4

61 Mali 550(550.40) 623 -9

62 Panama 549(548.99) 597 -8

63 Equatorial Guinea 546(546.24) 635
-13
64 Trinidad and Tobago 543(542.95) 519 3

65 Gabon 524(524.08) 583 -6

66 Bolivia 511(510.55) 371 23

67 Norway 495(494.99) 528 -3

68 Bulgaria 489(489.07) 537 -6

69 United Arab Emirates 487(487.14) 496 4

70 South Africa 483(482.95) 515 -1

71 Zambia 482(482.02) 517 -3

72 Burkina Faso 481(481.15) 520 -6

73 Uganda 467(467.39) 504 -2

74 Faroe Islands 456(455.96) 318 28

75 Uzbekistan 453(452.76) 479 -1

76 Jamaica 437(436.59) 524 -11

77 China PR 436(436.43) 409 2

78 Rwanda 433(433.03) 346 16

79 Haiti 428(427.83) 442 -3

80 Honduras 427(426.63) 462 -5

81 Montenegro 423(422.91) 513 -11

82 Estonia 420(420.41) 370 9

83 Togo 415(414.99) 438 -6

84 Morocco 394(393.55) 369 8

85 Cyprus 391(390.80) 377 2

86 Iraq 382(381.99) 381 0

87 Latvia 377(376.62) 390 -5

88 El Salvador 374(374.25) 371 1

89 Armenia 373(372.79) 383 -5

90 Sudan 371(371.47) 292 18

90 Finland 371(371.05) 410 -12

92 Angola 355(355.27) 374 -4

92 Jordan 355(354.72) 316 11

92 Saudi Arabia 355(354.52) 329 6

95 Mozambique 354(354.33) 391 -14

96 Benin 345(345.46) 289 14

97 Libya 345(345.35) 238 23

98 Niger 345(345.31) 251 21

99 Qatar 345(344.88) 334 1

100 Belarus 341(341.31) 400 -20

RomanceRe: My Fiancee Insist On Getting B.j First by mcyemite(op): 8:24pm On Jul 14, 2015
Blood of jesus.. angry
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Insist On Getting B.j First by mcyemite(op): 10:32pm On Jul 13, 2015
WHAT HAPPEN!!!! shocked

Unto weytin??
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Insist On Getting B.j First by mcyemite(op): 9:44pm On Jul 13, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Your fiancè is probably suffering from erectile dysfunction.

So his dick can't rise except a blöw job is given to him.

But in my opinion blõw job is a part of fore play before sex and besides that's the only aspect a man can enjoy in fore play before sex. While you women enjoy getting sucked and licked and fingered and all other sorts of stuff.

You can't tell me your fìance doesn't return the favour to you too.

I honestly see no reason why you should be worried. It's part of sex.

On the other hand I think your fiancè should see a medical practitioner for help to solve the problem of erectile dysfunction. Drugs could be prescribed for him.

I hope this helps. undecided [/color]
nice one
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Insist On Getting B.j First by mcyemite(op): 9:25pm On Jul 13, 2015
Jarizod:
lol

No offense but ur fiancee is an eeeeediot grin

Make a deal with him.. If he can ladi ee.. U will blow him cheesy

Iranulistic nonsensical nonsense grin
imaladiii grin tongue
Iranu abacha!!!
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Insist On Getting B.j First by mcyemite(op): 8:37pm On Jul 13, 2015
Interestingly akward undecided..#oxymoron
RomanceMy Fiancee Insist On Getting B.j First by mcyemite(op): 8:19pm On Jul 13, 2015
This is a real life story of a friend, shes desperate and needs mature advice.


I am engaged to be married by Christmas. My relationship is 8 months old and all has been rosy and perfect but there is an issue that does not seem right.

Ever since our relationship became sexual, I found out that my man is obsessed with blow jobs. I thought it was an occasional thing but he keeps insisting on getting one before we make love.

I spent last weekend in his house and I decided to confront him when he started insisting that I must blow him again on Saturday morning before we make love. We came home around 2am from a night out in town and I was tipsy and tired. I told him that I was too down to blow him but that he can make love if he so wishes. He simply rolled over and slept off. When I asked him in the morning why he acted that way, he confessed to me that he can’t have an erection if he is not sucked. I thought it was a joke, I calmed him down and tried to dissuade him from that mindset. I decided to prove him wrong.

I did a strip tease, I wore a sexy cloth, I even downloaded porn which  we watched together yet no show. He told me again that he knows himself better that I should suck him and watch his erection come around. so I did and as a matter of fact it worked immediately. I don’t understand the whole thing. Please is this what I will cope with all my life? I love him but sucking dick for ever is not what I bargained for.

Pls serious advice is needed maybe she should go on or switch grounds..
Jokes EtcWhen You Arrive Late To A Late by mcyemite(op): 7:18pm On Jul 13, 2015
When u arrive late at the party and only one plate is all u could get..

Forum GamesRe: This Thread Is For The Geniuses In The House by mcyemite(op): 5:39pm On Jul 12, 2015
huh huh huh
Forum GamesRe: Let Us Set World Record For Counting 1-100,000,000,000 by mcyemite(m): 5:27pm On Jul 12, 2015
6236
Forum GamesThis Thread Is For The Geniuses In The House by mcyemite(op): 5:16pm On Jul 12, 2015
huh

AutosRe: Honda Launches Its Nigerian Made Accord Today(photo) by mcyemite(op): 9:03am On Jul 12, 2015
shocked shocked shocked cool
RomanceRe: Build Your Ideal Woman (picture) by mcyemite(m): 6:24pm On Jul 11, 2015
1,2,3...who needs a smart woman?
U marry a smart woman,she will over smart you..
U marry a woman because she's good in bd,you can never satisfy her.
RomanceRe: My Frank Opinion About Homosexuality by mcyemite(op): 6:20pm On Jul 11, 2015
Lwkmd

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