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hmmm...mi likey

Mayday, Mayday, I'm Hit, I'm been hit!!! ...lol

booqee: i bin think say na only me notice am, dis izenco guy wan blow d thread with bad ingrish.

As in eh..lmao

izenco2005: ur be feeing people tread. #God is washing u#

(((GBOOM)))

Hehehehe... my belle oO

aieromon: BSPlayer Lite has never failed me.Give it a try!!!

Thnks man

Ossai famous: player pro ke..... u all who want the best music player on android go for poweramp....

it is a paid amp but der is a way u crack the code to use it free and ve it registered ... even plays WMP file

Tell us the way to crack it

vlc player & qqplayer. Which of among these two do you think is better? Based on lagging. Mx player lags when playing mkv or flv files.

High - lighthouse family
Hurt - Christiana aguilera
Weight of the world - lemar
Wrapped - Gloria Estefan
The one who got away - katy perry
Hide & Seek - Imogen heap
Yesterday - Toni braxton & treyz song
My regret - Banky W
Electric guitar - Chris Brown
When you're gone - the cranberries
Heartbreak - Iyaz
You belong with me - Taylor Swift
.........To be continued

U mess for class, u come dey
form "something is smelling" #
NaGodGoJudgeYou

That awkward moment when You have 10 minutes
left for your exam, And suddenly you remember
EVERYTHING.
That awkward moment when you finish a math
problem and your answer isn’t even one of the
choices.
That awkward moment when you`re alone in the
car with your friend`s parents.

"Are You Single?" "No, I`m Plural." "No, I mean,
are you free this friday?" "No, I`m expensive!"

I forgot your name, so can I call you MINE?

Hey! i just realised dis, but u look alot like my next girlfriend.

Mtchwwww!!

Nene places an advert in a Newspaper 4 a life
partner: I need a person who will never leave me,
never beat me, and can satisfy me on bed. Next day
a guy called Sule with no arms and legs knocked at
her door. Nene: Who are you? Sule: I want to be ur
husband. Nene: You are not fit for that. Sule: I don't
have arms, so I can' t beat you. I don't have legs, so I
can'tleave you. Nene: How can u satisfy me on bed?
Sule: what did u think I used in knocking at your
door?, .

dubezra:
your mama so dump, she gets high from a drnker cough. your mama so old her breastmilk is powdered. your mama so skinny,a doctor mistook her 4 a med.niddle. your mama so dump, your dad gave her some packet of condom and she used them to tie moi moi

dump?? wtf!!

yo momma so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.
yo momma so fat, when i swerved off the road avoidin' hittin' her i ran outta petrol

WOW!!! love dat quote from shakespear.

"hey i'm bored! lets go brush our teeth",

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

you get gun and bomb. people wey no get gun and bomb con dey bomb u dey shoot you, - OBJ to GEJ

wtf!!!!