in a public place, please whats the time ??always works for me

OMG! Chinwe, is that u? long time. remember me? I stole your gala back in primary 2. Now i have come to steal ur heart

Hey! i just realised dis, but u look alot like my next girlfriend.

uzoexcel:

i luv u talk ur own

This is crazy hilarious.

I forgot your name, so can I call you MINE?

Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever!
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Do u bliv in luv at 1st sight or shud I walk by u again?

my fav!

"Are You Single?" "No, I`m Plural." "No, I mean,
are you free this friday?" "No, I`m expensive!"

I think you're my running mate i once used this and it worked well for me.

Don't you want me to eat your "snail?".

u lovu me i lovu u, ma ko ko alu (mak we gather dey do)

hahaha,


  I use the ' have we met before' or 'your face looks familiar' line.     


Its quite an easy line to start a convo with a gurl, especially with a girl that you thought wont give you audience or might snob you.

uzoexcel:

i luv u talk ur own

Baby kel(girl), eiln(eh), jou(you) see, i jave(have) been seeing jou(you) aroung(around) and i tdin(think) i daik(like) jou(you). I wan jou(you) to be my keeelfren(girlfriend) . . . Wtf! You think you like me?

Sweeeery how are you?

Hey girl, can say something? What? I think God created u on the last day of the week cos, ur beauty is effortless!

I have money. Be my wife.

...

Girl you remind me of my dead sister. was left very shocked.
Almost every girl has overheard you look familiar.

How about this one a guy stops a girl and says "i love you oya talk your own"

lagcity:

OMG! Chinwe, is that u? long time. remember me? I stole your gala back in primary 2. Now i have come to steal ur heart

very dumb, sounds like johnny bravo

BOY----BABY I FEEL LIKE SEEING YOU NOW NOW
GIRL---YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM
BOY---JUST TELL ME WHERE AND I WILL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
GIRL---OYA COME AND MEET ME
BOY-----WHERE
GIRL----HEAVEN!!

i use this often when am chatting online

moHot:

BOY----BABY I FEEL LIKE SEEING YOU NOW NOW
GIRL---YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM
BOY---JUST TELL ME WHERE AND I WILL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
GIRL---OYA COME AND MEET ME
BOY-----WHERE
GIRL----HEAVEN!!

i use this often when am chatting online

You're such an angel, only angels live in heaven.

Sorry cutie, u resemble familiar

^^^^ so u r familiar with resemblance too

Was holding my lil cousin whilst picking out grocery,
And this happens:
'Excuse me?'
I turn round.
'Is that baby yours?'
How rude. Apparently, my 'baby' cousin scrowled and commented 'Uncle, ahm not har baybee! Ahm har-' she pointed to her mother yards away, '-baybee!'.
I seal the deal with a smirk:
'You're excused'.

"Hello Baby, tell me apart 4rm being sexy, wot else do i nid 2 know abt U?"
Trust me it really work only if you know how to fake a smile. Lmao

Blizzy9ja:

Sorry cutie, u resemble familiar

Lol.

Squease me please,my name is okay jarr.i am in the study of law.i just finish my lecturer now.can i donation #2O,OOO for the night. ,

I heard this line in a bar where I was drinking one day and this drunk shorty walks up 2 me.
Drunk shorty: Hey man, u seem like a nice guy, got a light.
Me: Light 4 what? (cos I don't smoke)
Drunk shorty: Light 2 light me up this night.
Me: Wow, wow are u ok lady.
Drunk shorty: Yea, am fine, just need company.

Luckily my wife was there so she just put her arm around my waist and told her "BUZZ OFF, his taken".
Drunk shorty: We could share u know, if u want.
WIfey: What, get the bleep out before I

lagcity: chineke! u r dat victoria secret girl (model) abi? what is ya name?

Haha nice one