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1. When they say the couple met on an Island but the only Island your boyfriend takes you to is Idumota 2. They'll now say the couple has explored 47 countries together 3. And proposed on a mountain when the only thing your own boyfriend can climb is NEPA pole to tap light Read the full list here :https://kraks.co/list/11764
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1. He will start to feed you like there is no tomorrow and even call Uber to take you everywhere 2. He will laugh at everything you say 3. He'll tell you about how you're smarter than girls your age but deep down you know you're a dumbass 4. He'll tell you that you're beautiful without make up when we all know that nigga be lying read the full list here: https://kraks.co/list/345
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1. The Ladies that are straightforward in their apologies 2. The Face-Makers 3. The ones that just cry Read the full list here: https://kraks.co/list/13717
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1. Those people that only know how to add you to rubbish groups 2. All your exes because they are polluting your WhatsApp 3. Sometimes your girlfriend, when she wants to frustrate your life Read the full list here: https://kraks.co/amp/list/1764
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1. The workaholics that forget there's public holiday and still wake up early 2. The ones that sleep through out the day 3. The ones that start scouting for who to visit Read the full list here: https://kraks.co/amp/list/12754
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If we had delegated tasks in heaven. Here are 9 reasons Nigerians can't be gatekeepers of hell. 1. We'd be late because we were fighting with somebody that jumped the queue at Mama Sade's Heavenly Canteen. 2. We'll lowkey arrange boys to give serious beating to all the politicians going to hell. 3. We will also abuse people before they enter. Read the full list here: https://kraks.co/list/13869
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!. Nurses will shout at your destiny 2. Somehow your case will disappear 3. If you are not dying, your case is not serious. Read the full list: https://kraks.co/list/12648
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1. YNWA The most important reason to date a Liverpool fan is that You'll Never Walk Alone. This is the club's anthem and is taken very seriously by a true Liverpool fan. So date a Liverpool fan because they will always have your back and never leave you in the cold. Read the full article:https://kraks.co/amp/articles/13798
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So the Nigerian government posted me to Zamfara and of course, I decided to relocate because Read the full list here:https://kraks.co/list/2502
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1. Do you run around with animals? 2. Do you have televisions in Africa? 3. you must live huts, right? Read the full list here : https://kraks.co/list/13147
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1. You could wake up to your worst nightmare 2. it could be your worst ever 3. They could send you off with a parting gift. Read the full list here: https://kraks.co/list/13781
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1. The ones that sabi work 2. The lip suckers 3. The ones that grab the other person's head as if they want to break it Read full list here: https://kraks.co/list/13780
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How to know a foodie 1. From the smell of the food, they can tell the ingredients. 2. Before they go anywhere with you, they ask if there's food there
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