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20.Your father pet you to go for B.s.c. In O.a.u. First and later go back for short service in N.D.A.

19.Your mother was like ::

18.Next two consecutive years,your score was higher and you weren't shortlisted

17. Admission list came out and you were not shortlisted

16.You wrote N.D.A. Post U.. And you scored 70

15.Jamb wahala was done and you scored 290 thinking N.D.A. Is all about Jamb

14.You were not prepared for a physics test and the man forgot,one silly captain wan remind him

13. You choosed a department and you are now a senior,all you could think of was to start toasting

12.At last You were in S.s.1 and you are like science art or commercial

11.After your J.s.c.e. Exams and your result came out and you don't even know if to cry or laugh

10.You were in J.s.s.3 first term and you were told the differences between a soldier and an officer,you stop calling yourself soldier

9.You stop wearing pencil trousers cos you were told soldiers don't wear it

8.You start saluting people up and down so as for them to know you a future soldier

7.You had the aim of becoming police but you saw one collecting bribe and you switched to Soldier

6.Another monday morning clocked while you slept 2am

5.After Your Next lecture in J.s.s.1 one maths teacher gave you two pages assignment,you were like :

4. You start buying toy guns with every money you saw thinking that was how Obasanjo started

3.You started secondary school,everytime the teachers asked question you're always raising

2.To cut the story short,you finished primary school and you forced your parents to change your school to N.m.s.

It's Mediapace again,how is you
This relate to stuff don turn slang on Nairaland.

Happy weeknd to you,how your night?

Seun @Lalasticlala & dominique where your eyes dey now?
Make i kuku drop mine sef




Writer : Mediapace

1.You were born and instead of seeing yourself in U.S.A. You met youself in Nigeria

Am coming

Why are you like this ?

Larokutukutu Jimoh!!
Aminatu start preparing for Mosque and leave this ...

shumuel:
Am just here to greet Aminat508, How have you been ?

Blood of Jesus OOoOoOoOoO .

The day the girl go vex for you ehn,you go just see both the hair and the woman turn SNAKE TOGETHER

I swear the girl sef resemble snake and later they will be claiming CHOIR MISTRESS

Not again

She looks like IPAKERE
She is cute though,she must be in millions now.
Baba God pick up my call,Oshoala olori meji

Ourschoolnews see what you caused

18.Kids should stop posting trash on Romance
19.Seun should ban forex trading & betting
20.Makinde should stop stealing our topics
21.Tosyn should move on to 15 articles

This thing don turn SLANG ON NAIRALAND

12.when youd discover your room mates are cheating you

Seconded OP Have been searching for her since january!!
Maybe Lie Mohammed don give he billions to close her lips

Lanicky Enough is enough,start ignoring haters and continue your campaign.

THEY WILL ALWAYS HATE BUT WE ARE WINNING
Leave them!

lanicky:
You won't believe it because you are rooting for mim.zy. You do not have to smear my name. I have a coach and I had early practice with the guys in Literature's WhatsApp group. I am tired o these baseless accusations. The competition is not between mim.zy and I.