₦airaland Forum

Dom said Most W**apka sites do spam nairaland and i don't even know if it is all them.
Are they telling me bloggers don't SPAM

I'm usin Wa*&pka for training,programming there if you know IT Walahi nothing is hard again.
Jez like a course

Aminat508:
Kilode

Then we are good to go,don't use to send them before cos i haven't seen anything related to webmasters there before.


Btw Not leaving Nairaland,jez under maybe not update my topics since am not allowed to include my source and other related problems.
No benefits, plenty loss

Aminat508:
any nah, you knw my niche. Why are u leaving Nairaland?

Will you mind if it is on webmasters/education,ROMANCE is somehow looking tedious

Jez want to Leave NL And its own style of working,don't want to post again after posting tommorow's Own.

Aminat508:
Ayo, u did not write that thing for me again?

Aminatu why all this Now
Anyways No P

Aminat508:
lol, I don't have any crush

List as many as you can minimum of 100 and pls try and list them the best way you have interest in them

Aminat508:
They are many ooooo

Stop pretending,tell us your crush name

Aminat508:
bae am here

Youg john the wicked producer!!!
Indians are blessed na this charm juju stuff we hate!

Should i contribute to this betting stuff?

Seun:
Source: http://www.haveigotaproblem.com/download/519/10-Ways-To-Stop-Gambling-Before-It-Is-Too-Late

Interview questions

optional1:
Lolz na which kind questions b dis.

Will not bash back cos i can't waste my words on you. Check the pics below !

donbenedict:
am just tired of people being dummies.. idiott if u dnt knw the real meanin of two people puttin leg insyd one pant, u just shutup... it's so not the pervertic crap u think

Lanicky,refiner & optional1 Pls don't be angry,jez wana ask my own stupid questiöns now :

*How old are you?
*which Level are you in Adeyemi?
*Are you engaged?
*Who is your crush on Nairaland?
*Which age were you disflowered?
*Who is your best Mod on NL?
*which other sites do you visit apart from Nairaland?
*Your best hip-hop star in Nigeria

lanicky:
Lolz, that is not why I am apologising joor

Gerarahere jor,don't corrupt Laveda jor,let her face her campaign.
Put leg in her Bra kor Pant ni.
She don't even know the meaning of P""ni+s

donbenedict:
lol d next tym u go misyarn, we go put leg insyd dat ur pant oo

If you like laugh in german.
Because you dub someone yesterday and it graced FP. You now think everyday be Xmas


Mods this guy is impersonating,we don't even know if he stole this from Ourschoolnews,he even said he is posting one this week. WHO KNOWS IF IT IS THIS ONE


Be original!

DrayZee:
.

This trash should not grace FP again,Ourschoolnews started it so let him end it!!

Copydogs

you tried though

Sure,IF YOU KNOW YOU CAN OFFER ME THESE :

$200,00 Per week if i work or i no work

3 Duplex

2 Rangerovers

50 Olosho<virgins at the end of each month> :

If you agree let's get to business

tosyne2much:
Shey you go join my own crew?

Alas! I Misquoted him ,jeffrey & tosyne My apology

naijaboiy:


[color=#1980BC]It all started on this exact day, one year ago, when a girl popularly known as Twaci opted to contest for the 2015 Miss Nairaland competition. Being in need of campaigners and supporters she set out on a sojourn to find people of great minds that will put their hands and heads together to help her win the crown.

People like jeffereyjamez, Kinglekan, [b]tosyne2much, Kingtom, Lordoftheweed, Alberto2k, adeh39 and Naijaboiy were brought together and a campaign group was formed.

Even though miss Twaci did not win the crown, the members of the group Who had already bonded well with each other decided to keep the group afloat and continue due to the fact that they were happy to be in the midst of people with great minds and character like them. Therefore, the sobriquet "AWON WEREY 100%" was formed.

Other great minds came along the line while some others also left but the group has still been going strong.

It's one year now and we are here to celebrate it. It's not easy for a group of people from cyber space to come together and remain friends for a whole year without having the opportunity to see some of our members in real life. Sometimes we have serious disagreements that threaten the end of the group but as a family, we come back to settle our differences and move on.

THAT IS HOW WE HAVE BEEN ROLLING FOR THE PAST ONE YEAR!!!

God bless all of us members and keep us for many more years as friends so that we can achieve greater things beyond the walls of cyber space.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AWON WEREY 100%!!! [/color][/b]

JeffreyJamez:
No he didn't

naijaboiy:


[b][color=#1980BC]It all started on this exact day, one year ago, when a girl popularly known as Twaci opted to contest for the 2015 Miss Nairaland competition. Being in need of campaigners and supporters she set out on a sojourn to find people of great minds that will put their hands and heads together to help her win the crown.

People like jeffereyjamez, Kinglekan, tosyne2much, Kingtom, Lordoftheweed, Alberto2k, adeh39 and Naijaboiy were brought together and a campaign group was formed.

Even though miss Twaci did not win the crown, the members of the group Who had already bonded well with each other decided to keep the group afloat and continue due to the fact that they were happy to be in the midst of people with great minds and character like them. Therefore, the sobriquet "AWON WEREY 100%" was formed.

Other great minds came along the line while some others also left but the group has still been going strong.

It's one year now and we are here to celebrate it. It's not easy for a group of people from cyber space to come together and remain friends for a whole year without having the opportunity to see some of our members in real life. Sometimes we have serious disagreements that threaten the end of the group but as a family, we come back to settle our differences and move on.

THAT IS HOW WE HAVE BEEN ROLLING FOR THE PAST ONE YEAR!!!

God bless all of us members and keep us for many more years as friends so that we can achieve greater things beyond the walls of cyber space.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AWON WEREY 100%!!! [/color][/b]

Naijaboiy mentioned him now ?

JeffreyJamez:
Thank You..

P'S: Tosyn no dey any crew.

Then change the email

STFUareyouG0d:
Wow! That's great bruv. You've really been a rock.
Thanks for the good work

And thanks for the wishes

PM? I no even sabi email wey ah take open my account

Had to campaign for Lanicky in all threads,left Campaign thread.

Anyway Happy birthday Awon werey 99.99%

Naijaboiy : Your font fit destroy person eye if you aren't careful

Stfuareyougod : Only GOD knows how many mails you receive perday cos of your hairstyle

Twaci : You gat to tell me the meaning of your name oo. Nice Lady

Tosyne2much : Who you epp You don baff who you serve
Don't even know you are here,thought your own crew is 10 reasons crew

KingLekan : Eyan Mayweather,International rapper

Laveda : Welcome to Your New crew [EYAN LANICKY]

Kingtom : Doctor King how far nau,PLS I DIDN'T SLEEP WELL YESTERDAY,Mosquito yarn my face. Which medicine i FEAT USE

Long Life and prosperity Awon Werey crew

STFUareyouG0d:
Brov you scarce o

Outta thread Nicca plenty here

Uwc

olafum1:
Operation. Thanks

Ah Ah Ah! Mathematics indeed!

HarkymTheOracle:
how i got a job today [Job Interview] Manager: "It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics.
Me: Yes sir
Manager: What is 17 X 19?"
ME: "36"
Manager: "That's not even close"
Me: "But it was quick"

Viz you fall my hand OO,I was already thinking you would have blasted OP into pieces

vizkiz:
This one pass me.

You are late OP,Someone already posted this and it graced FP.
Thread closed!!

Ishilove and this chatbox reply,you are like 6&7 or is your crush is here ?

Ishilove:
I thought you were Dag8est

So you are back

MrCork:
...WTF??.....you purrrrup picture of 8 homebase nairaland guys that loooklike roadside mechanic sayn they gooodloookin......how?......and then one of them hav eyes like Dragon fly (kulboy)....wha raaabout we Londoners?...sweeery do u hav taste? (no ofeinse)

Don't you sleep ?

KashyBaby:
lemme ask my baby love hifaif1 if these allegations are all true

Which Application are you using to Edit i.e. Add Text

Fynestboi:
Use this

Suzan404

Good evening palz,how is your day going
Came across this article on a website and I decided to share it with you guys,it may be of help.
LASTMUMU where are you
NOTE : This is not an article written by me,just want to help.
I'm posting mine tommorow
Let's go :

1.The Font :
For the love of all that is holy and employable, do not use Times New Roman. In an interview with Bloomberg, Brian Hoff of Brian Hoff Design dubbed it 'the sweatpants' of fonts, saying that because it's the default option on most people's computers, 'It's like telegraphing that you didn't put any thought into the typeface that you selected.' The font you should use instead? Simple, clean Helvetica (and definitely not Comic Sans, obvs). "Helvetica is so no-fuss," says Hoff. "It doesn't really lean in one direction or another.
It feels professional, lighthearted, honest. Helvetica is safe."



2.Your Spellings And Grammar :
You know this. We know you know this. But we bet there's at least one sneaky typo in there that your own eyes will never, ever spot (and in the case of slip ups like then/than, spellcheck won't either).

When you've written something, your brain knows what you mean to say, meaning that it's much more forgiving if you've failed to actually properly say it on paper. Bully your mum, friends, boyfriend, strangers in the pub or anyone in the near vicinity to give it the once over, or if all else fails, read it aloud yourself. Yes, you might feel like a dingus, but actually vocalising the words will make you far more likely to realise that they're in the wrong place.


3.The File Format : You might have the best, most amazingly creative CV in the world, but that means nothing if your prospective future employer can't open the darn thing. Go for standard file formats like .doc or PDFs - very few people want to click through a Powerpoint or similar just to find out if you're a good match for the job description.
Also, make a hundred, thousand percent sure it is actually the file you meant to attach – you don't want to end up like this gal, even if she did get a reply from Jamie O himself

4. Your social media presence :
Even if you haven't included your Twitter handle and the like on the actual resume, once your name hits their inbox, the first thing many employers will do is Google you and find your profiles anyway. Give all of your social media accounts the once over before you hit 'send' to make sure you come across at least semi professional. We're not saying you need to be behind a desk and in a suit in every snap, but whilst pictures of you having fun on holiday or at a party are fine, pictures of you on the floor after downing eleven shots are, well, not.
If your Facebook tagged photos are too far gone to salvage before the deadline, at least set everything to private.


5.Your contact Details DUH :
Check your email and phone number approximately thirty thousand times. Just think - get one letter or digit wrong, and you're not going to hear from them even if they do want to offer you an interview!

6.The Subject line Often, jobs will ask you to specify a particular reference number or title in the subject line to help them differentiate the messages from generic email, so when you're getting ready to construct yours, check to make sure you've not left anything off. Companies get hundreds, if not thousands of applications for one position these days, and if you can't even follow the simple instructions in the ad, yours will probably be the first one in their delete folder!


7.The Length :
If your CV is longer than two pages of A4, you've probably included some info that you don't really need. The older you get, the less people need to know about your earlier achievements like first jobs and GCSEs – give it a trim by tailoring it to the specific position that you're applying for, detailing the experience and qualifications that are most relevant to the job in question.
If you're not under two pages now,consider reformatting some areas (for example, your address can take up one line, separated by commas, rather than five) to make it seem more succinct.

Source : http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/worklife/careers/a36553/how-to-write-perfect-cv/

lalasticlal dominque

Aminat508 Omotayor123 Lanicky adeh39 ishilove dominique EWA WORAN

I don carry gun come here sef,wan see how you nao go dey 1st!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Thank you.[/color]