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OMG. this is not happening

allez les blues..

congrats. it will work for Mee also. IJN. Amen

I love astronomy. how can I study this? need to leave this country gosh

Randy91:
All the best bro

thanks. how work nau?

Randy91:
@dangote plant??...d one @obajana

yes o. randy man you still dey online. I'm resuming after next week oo. I told you I was redeploying from Adamawa didn't I. I chose kogi and they gave Mee kogi. so I'm here

Meesquared means meemee. that's my name. good night y'all.

Anuoluwaposimi:
Says Yorme. Pls don't quote me o just quote Yorme if d need arises. @ Mr Masquerade

lol. I'm meesquared o. serving as a labourer is not bad here. if you can find your way. you'll be at the top. I'm serving in the mechanical department tho cuz that's my field. just wanting u guys ta chill. u know. I was once like you. I waited since 2014 and it looked as if I was not gonna be here buh it was worth the wait. if u know wah I mean. *winks*

Randy91:
pls,kindly brief me d nature of test...I WS invited this yr BT needs guidance.......pls can drop ur numba...st ajokucharles1992@gmail.com for further enquiries

randy man hmmm. I got you on nairaland finally. wahzup. I'm doing my nysc here o. resuming soon

u guys chill. we stream two just started. redeployed to kogi from Adamawa.. nice camping experience. serving at dangote cement here in kogi state. so chill you'll all get here. cheers

AirSultan:
Wow, just wow!

I hope and pray she attains the very best oo

That girl is very funny ehn

**I know five fat people in this compound, and you're three of them!
Damn isn't that just epic

like seriously. what episode. lol

op finally said your platoon. well was in four. was among the four guys that did a short 4 minute acapella on variety night. wanneda meet with u. buh no p. I'm redeployed to kogi Lokoja. serving in a cement company. catchya

kogi corps members. holla

JessiliciousJes:
PART 8

It was indeed a TGIS. A truly blessed sunday. The day started out so perfect but ended in the worst way ever.
From the beginning, i slept like never before(no waking up early,no parade, no nothing). Didnt even bother going to church. I slept till 8am, something i hadnt done in a very long time and it really felt good. Breakfast was bread with boiled egg and tea(as usual didnt bother taking tea). While others went to their various churches, i continued resting/sleeping(abeg i tire, God forgive me ). In the afternoon after church ended, lunch was rice and stew with FRIED CHICKEN(Omor!!! The chicken big die!) Although the stew wasnt as good as others they've cooked but the chicken covered every fault. Well, it was such a good day that it felt like christmas. Everyone focused on what they really wanted to do. Some washing, others flexing with guys(while i still slept ). It felt like a vacation. After sleeping and waking up like four times, i went to watch my platoon girls compete with the other platoon in a game of volleyball. As i reach there i just hear say the other platoon don beat us tire. I no just bother myself to play. I just dey background dey laugh at mistakes dem dey make. At the end, they won us. I then transfer myself go football field to watch the match between my platoon guys and another platoon. On reaching there, we were leading with 2-1(what a relief! We are not complete losers after all ). The match ended with 2-1. We did our jubilation and all.
For dinner, we had garri and egusi soup with fish. After i ate dinner, i heard that OBS organized a welcome party for corpers (welcome party kwa??!! After we don spend one week for camp ). Anyways i carry my two left legs to the hall, found a bench and yanshed down. Sleep full my eye but i was determined to see the end of it. The party started horribly. Lots of delays. Finally when party decided to start the first performer was called. Lol, the girl wey wan perform dey form Rihanna . The Dj played man down by rihanna with the lyrics playing loud while she murmured in the background(for the girl mind we be fools ).Trust Nigerian youths to laugh and boo her out of the stage . Second performer came up and was break dancing(or so he thought ). He moved liked someone convulsing . At a point, he somersaulted and landed with his neck on the floor almost breaking it . Chai! This guy wan die on top NYSC sha He was booed away as usual. At this point i just dey wonder why i come this party. Third performer came and all the guys were cheering his name and for mind i thought he was going to be a great performer. For where!!! He was just a basketmouth wannabe. He was just saying jokes wey dry like stock fish. Kai menini!!! Warrisdis? The same guys who hailed him when he entered the stage were the first to sing, "rain rain go away, come again another day". Lmao, Nigerians are really wicked. As we dey peacefully boo the guy, the NYSC state coordinator entered(for my mind wettin this wan dey find for here , abi he miss road?). He said we should keep quiet that he wanted to talk to us. Trust guys! Dem still dey make noise for the other corner of the hall. He then ordered everyone at that corner(those included and those not included o) to come out and sit in front of the stage. Omor see silence. I just dey thank God say i no dey that corner . See falling of hand. He called an NYSC official to write their state code numbers. Chai!!! Even me com dey fear for dem sef. Everyone was seriously pissed. Wettin this man com find for here now The state coordinator started talking. He said that they(the officials and soldiers) have been playing with us too much that is why we are disobedient(Playing ke?! So na play una dey play since?). He then ordered every soldier into the hall. Omor see para! see wahala! He told the soldiers to stop playing with us and deal with us whenever we misbehave. The soldiers just dey feel fly, dey happy say he don give them order to dey deal with us. Mehn!!! I just weak.
After collecting their state code numbers, the official began calling them out for them to show evidence that it was truly their numbers. Lol, Im pretty sure they didnt hexperrit . When half the number had been checked, it reached this guy's turn. His number was called but no one answered. All of a sudden this girl from outside run enter inside the hall come talk say na her number. Lol. See as people bust laugh . That guy wicked sha. She showed evidence that it was her number and that number was cancelled. They sha continued till they finished. Then the state coordinator turned to us to give us speech(Nna eh! Werrin this parry don turn into na? ). After the speech he just said, "this party is dismissed". Everyone just dey sigh and grumble as dem dey leave the hall. It was after 10pm by now. When i entered the hostel, see another para. The soldiers and man o war officials just come to show themselves. They just shouted and shouted that we should sleep(na my force again), they dont want to see anyone walking about(wettin com do the girls wey dey baff outside ni?) and they didnt want to hear any noise. Ok o. For my room, we just closed the doors so we go go sleep peacefully. Na im one girl just run enter inside. Omor see as the other girls wan chop am raw . They rake am no be small. "Is this your room?! Why do you want to implicate us?! U dey crase?! Why u enter here when dem dey pursue you?!" Lol . You wont belive the girl's answer. She said, "they are not pursuing me o, i just came to hide". Shuu!!! If dem no dey pursue you why you wan hide ni?? Lwkmd!!! See logic o . Confusion scatter the babe's brain. Chaii!!! Laugh no gree me again. The girl by the door just rake the girl pursue am commot. Lol, at this point in time everyone na from 'OYO' state o. No time for implication when we no be 2face. Na bad samaritans we be o. We no send for that room. Mehn i love my room girls . I come hear later say while we were having our "supposed" party, some girls in the hostel killed a snake(snake ke?!!! could this night get any worse?) At the end of it all, we sha sleep like say nothing happen.

nice one babe. you still don't wanna say what platoon you are in. well, we were in the kitchen when all these happened. buh watched it all from the obs door.. the man efd big time..

yea bae true talk. we're in here together. what platoon are you in. I'm in platoon 4.

Jalingo camp ooo. this place just hot oo. tomorrow swearing in. attention. remove hairdress

cute0077:
Chilling in camp #BenueState

passed there to Jalingo. you go eat tire nau

on the way to camp taraba from Lokoja. who's heading there too..

comradeodunze:
England like Arsenal...

you see any arsenal player there? ona kó rubbish now..

joncing England. mtcheew

bbfanboy01:
Muslim group rejects new NYSC date, says corps members are fasting
The Muslim Rights Concern, MURIC, has rejected the June 13 date fixed for the National Youth Service Corps 2016/17 Batch A (Stream II) orientation course.
In a statement Thursday, the group said the date coincided with Muslim corps members’ Ramadan fasting.
“It is illegal, unlawful and unconstitutional for NYSC to hold camp at a time when its Muslim members will be deprived of their freedom of worship and the liberty to practice their creed without fear,” MURIC said in the statement issued by its Director, Ishaq Akintola.
“This planned camp is exclusive, discriminatory and parochial.”
The new date was fixed after several postponements and cancellations, prompting rumours that the programme had been scrapped.
But the NYSC in a statement said the date was fixed after President Muhammadu Buhari approved and released funds for the scheme.
The NYSC orientation programme would run from June 13 to June 29 nationwide.
MURIC noted that any Nigerian institution dealing with schedules and programmes is expected to consider the dates and periods of important festivals, rituals and religious practices.

“This should form the core of its logistics. It is our humble opinion that NYSC headquarters has failed in its strategic planning by allowing its next camp to clash with the Ramadan period,” said Mr. Akintola, a professor.
“What happened to 21st May, 2016, which was the date earlier picked for the orientation?
“We do not want to believe that the shift was deliberately planned to coincide with the Ramadan season with a view to excluding prospective Muslim corpers.
“MURIC is not trying to indulge Muslim youths. Fasting is no joke and it certainly cannot be combined with the physical challenges which characterize the NYSC camp.”
The Muslim group also noted that eligible Muslim graduates would want to be part of the service but “the obstacles standing in their way are gargantuan”.
“Firstly, morning drills in NYSC camps are known to be rigorous and the soldiers in charge will not take excuses,” Mr. Akintola said.
“Dehydration sets in later in the day particularly in the hotter regions of Nigeria. Ramadan period is therefore not the best time to hold NYSC orientation camp.
“Secondly, adequate sahuur (early morning meal taken approximately between 4 am and 5.15 am) cannot be guaranteed in the NYSC camp. Neither can the futuur (meal taken at sunset to break fast ) be timely as camp schedules are bound to ignore and subsume this very important period.
“Thirdly, attending orientation camp and partaking in the energy-sapping activities on empty stomach is an indubitable invitation to health crisis. NYSC may therefore be inviting Muslim corpers to step on landmines in the planned orientation camp if it holds as presently scheduled.”
The fourth issue, Mr. Akintola, continued, is the spiritual angle.
Mr. Akintola said fasting is compulsory for every Muslim adult, adding that any obstacle put in the way of Muslims to make it impossible for them to fast is an encroachment on their fundamental human right and a flagrant violation of Nigerian Constitution.
“There is more to Ramadan than ordinary fasting,” he said.
“That is on the surface. The whole month of Ramadan is a period of spiritual dedication. There are so many other spiritual exercises in which Muslims engage, the tafsiir (exegesis of the Qur’an) session, the taraawih (late evening supererogatory prayers) and nawaafil (night supererogatory prayers).
“Only the deep can call to the deep. All these cannot be possible in the NYSC camp.”


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/205027-muslim-group-rejects-new-nysc-date-says-corps-members-fasting.html

Ohk nau lemee see how they will cancel it again.. mtcheew