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Politics / Re: How Boko Haram Terrorists Rape Women, Girls In Nigeria - Amnesty International by megacity: 2:25pm On Mar 24, 2021
Too bad
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: A Failure Who Wishes To Ride On Willie Obiano Benevolence. by megacity: 1:41pm On Mar 24, 2021
Is it not Peter Obi that made Obiano governor?

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Health / Re: Osinbajo: Nigeria Will Receive 84 Million Doses Of Astrazeneca Vaccine This Year by megacity: 5:50am On Mar 24, 2021
Same Astra everybody is complaining about

Can't you go to the market and look for a better vaccine?

Do you have blood Astra veneca?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Condemns Attack On Ortom, Says Incident Should Not Be Politicised by megacity: 10:49pm On Mar 21, 2021
If a governor with all that heavy security can easily be attacked like this then you can imagine what ordinary unarmed citizens are going through

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Politics / Re: BREAKING!!! Unknown Gunmen In Fierce Gun Battle With Police In Mgbakwu Station by megacity: 5:50pm On Mar 21, 2021
Na
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s $26.5 Billion Maintenance Cost Enough To Build Three New Refineries by megacity: 7:34am On Mar 21, 2021
Too bad
Politics / Re: Bawa: Whistleblowers With False Information To Be Prosecuted by megacity: 5:33pm On Mar 19, 2021
Wrong

It will discourage whistle blowers

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Finland Emerges The World’s Happiest Country For The 4th Time In A Row by megacity: 2:36pm On Mar 19, 2021
I want to relocate to Finland

I think I m tired of Nigeria
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Retracts Defaming Comments Against Governor Ortom by megacity: 6:58am On Mar 19, 2021
Fine

Forgive Oshobaba, after all to err is human, to Forgive is divine

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Business / Re: How Quick Loans Lure Workers, SMEs To Debt Traps by megacity: 6:15am On Mar 14, 2021
Interest cost on those loans are too expensive

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Business / Re: Dangote’s Business Tactics Harmful To Nigerian Economy - U.S (Wikileak 2010) by megacity: 5:04am On Mar 13, 2021
It is not true

Dangote businesses are not harmful to Nigeria. He is creating jobs, producing quality products and contributing to national GDP.

Maybe harmful to US interests because some of the stuffs he produces can't be imported into Nigeria but why should Nigeria care about that?

Everyone should care about their own country first according to a certain Donald Trump

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Politics / Re: CDHR: FG's Shoot-On-sight Order Is Useless If Soldiers Do not March Into Forests by megacity: 6:05am On Mar 08, 2021
Yes

Don't really know what soldiers and police are doing in barracks when bandits and kidnappers are in the forests. They should be in forest fighting them...we can't keep paying people salary for doing no work

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Health / Re: COVID-19: FG Asks Nigerians To Register And Schedule A Date To Get Vaccinated by megacity: 6:27am On Mar 02, 2021
Eriokanmi:
Funny useless government. They're expecting less than 5m doses in a population of over 200m people yet, They're asking people to register for what wouldn't be enough for all the politicians to share. This government thinks everyone's stupid, always copying the west wrongly. I heard sanwoolu say people should come for a covid-19 test for free. The questions is, what's their daily test capacity in lagos alone? I cannever take someone who said he spent btw 200k and one million to treat just one covid-19 patient daily. I see this as another means to cash out

Take it easy. They can't vaccinate everyone in one day

I hope though the vaccine is same make and type they gave to Mr Joe Biden and NOT the type they say some evil people want to use to reduce population in Africa

MY ADVICE:
BEFORE YOU TAKE THE VACCINE, MAKE SURE YOU CHECK WHERE IT CAME FROM AND THE NAME OF THE MANUFACTURER

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Politics / Re: Secession: How To Constitutionally Merge or Redraw State Boundaries. by megacity: 5:10am On Feb 28, 2021
This is enlightening

Obigbo for example has no business in Rivers State

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Politics / Re: I Want To Make The South-east Geopolitical Zone An Island Of Prosperity - Soludo by megacity: 11:19pm On Feb 27, 2021
This is February yet, still a long road to November

The road ahead is long
Politics / Re: Breaking News : Bandits Kidnap 300 Girl Students From Secondary School In Zamafa by megacity: 8:37am On Feb 26, 2021
Seems these bandits are really having fun

And someone said they should be granted amnesty, right?

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Politics / Re: Breaking!!! Rivers State Governor Wike Receives Senator Orji Kalu In Govt House by megacity: 10:53pm On Feb 17, 2021
Orji may have his shortcomings but he is Nigeria's best governor ever in football management.

He led Enyimba to win African Champions League back to back and till date Enyimba is the only Nigerian club to have won that competition
Education / Re: Valentine’s Day: Covenant University Separates Guys And Girls, Seizes Gifts by megacity: 10:25pm On Feb 14, 2021
I just love this school

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Crisis: Buhari Will Be A Talkative To Speak On Every Matter – Adesina by megacity: 3:33am On Feb 10, 2021
If not I no longer insult people, I would have said that this Femi has lost common sense and now talks like a f00l

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Politics / Re: 2nd Niger Bridge Enough To Give Us Election Victory Anywhere In Southeast - APC by megacity: 6:30am On Feb 08, 2021
The Niger bridge connects Eastern and Western parts of the country and is not exclusively a South Eastern project

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Politics / Re: Umahi Completes 5th Flyover In Ebonyi, 4 Others In Progress (Photos) by megacity: 12:27am On Jun 29, 2020
Umahi deserves to be president

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Crime / Re: Pornography Is The Root Cause Of Incessant Rape Cases In Nigeria by megacity: 4:19pm On Jun 14, 2020
Their bodies are on fire after watching porn and that's why they are raping people

To begin to solve the problem, porn must be criminalized
Crime / Pornography Is The Root Cause Of Incessant Rape Cases In Nigeria by megacity: 4:12pm On Jun 14, 2020
The government must use legislation to force telecom companies to block access to porn

These rapes won't stop if this is not done
Sports / Re: Holyfield Announces Intention To Fight Mike Tyson Again by megacity: 6:14am On May 14, 2020
He is in dire need of cash

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Health / Re: Enugu Discharges Second COVID-19 Patient by megacity: 10:25pm On Apr 16, 2020
Glory to God!!


Shame to the Devil

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Health / Re: Guidance On The Use Of Face Masks In Nigeria By NCDC by megacity: 4:42pm On Apr 16, 2020
Chai, see what the devil and sin has done to the world .....The people must strap their mouths before they can speak


May God punish the devil!!

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Phones / Re: Whatsapp Banned My Number by megacity: 5:30pm On Apr 11, 2020
You are always spreading fake news on Whatsapp ...I suspect thats why
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Rejects Lockdown Ease For Easter Celebrations In Rivers State by megacity: 9:47pm On Apr 10, 2020
The Church should have faith not fear

The Church is not a place where people come and get sick, the Church is a place where people come and get healing. Shutting the Church can never be the answer

I expect the Church leaders to have prayer such that even if someone with Corona virus comes to church, the person would be instantly healed and not infect others. It saddens me that the Church leaders are rather advocating closure of the Church. It saddens me that even the politicians have more faith and appreciate the power of God more than these church leaders

The politicians are now the ones telling Christians they can go to Church whereas the church leaders want the church to remain closed. Too bad


If someone who is sick comes to church, the person should receive healing not infect others

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Politics / The Warrior Called Corona by megacity: 8:23pm On Mar 28, 2020
Well, I don’t know who else is flabbergasted by the warrior – the tiny virus- called General Corona. But surely, no one will argue the fact that Corona has been a true warrior.

Ability to take opponents by surprise is one mark of true warriors, and so General Corona took the world by surprise when he launched a surprise attack on Wuhan, the capital city of Hubei province in the People's Republic of China. It is the largest city in Hubei and the most populous city in Central China. The world seemed oblivious of the fact that General Corona’s real intentions was to take over the whole world and the attack on Wuhan was just a decoy.

Before the world knew what was happening, General Corona had shut down virtually all economic activities in China, the most populous country in the world. Undaunted, General Corona stormed into China’s neighboring countries South Korea and all, shut down their economies as well and sent all their people scampering for safety. The great warrior forced the people to retreat and hole up in their homes, unable to venture out even onto their own streets for fear that General Corona might be there.

Insatiable General Corona having shut own Asia headed for Europe. When he got there, he shut down Europe as well. General Corona learnt that the Europeans are proud of their big cities – London, Madrid, Milan, Rome, Munich and so on – so he shut all of them down. As he did in Asia, again he forced the Europeans to retreat and hole up in their homes, afraid to come out to their own streets for fear that General Corona might be out there. While in Europe, the General learnt that the people love their sports especially their football. So, he forced them to shut down their leagues – Champions League, Europa League, whatever league.

General Corona being a true warrior doesn’t really like wasting his time on soft targets. When he gets to any country, he goes straight for their rulers. So, when he got to UK, it wasn’t long before he attacked the palace. He launched a ferocious attack on their Prince. As they were trying to come to terms with what was happening, the General ordered a direct attack on their Prime Minister. As the stunned Europeans were mobilizing to counter General Corona, the General, unrelenting in his world-wide conquering mission, had already ordered his forces to head for the Americas and Africa.

When the general got to America, as usual, it wasn’t long before he headed for the seat of power- the White House. Unsure if he had been wounded by General Corona, the American president was forced to test. While it seems the president escaped, General Corona has nevertheless not relented in ravaging their cities and closing down their economy. As he did in Asia and Europe, the warrior has dealt deadly blows on so many and forced many to retreat and hole up in their homes. The warrior forced them to shut down their sports, their night clubs and all the things they love to do.

In America, the General learnt that the Americans take pride in their education and technological advancements. They said Harvard was the world’s number one university and epitome of education and learning. So General Corona of course wasted no time in attacking Harvard – launching direct ferocious attacks and afflicting Harvard University’s president and his wife.


For Africa, General Corona’s approach was to launch simultaneous, multiple attacks on several countries. The general learnt that their most populous country is a certain country called Nigeria. So, he immediately attacked Nigeria through their commercial capital Lagos. As usual, and not wanting to waste much time, he again headed for their seat of power – Aso Rock. When the General got to Aso Rock, he learnt that the president is a sleeping president and the most powerful man there is the Chief of Staff. Without wasting any time, the warrior went for the jugular of the Chief of Staff. Such has been the fear generated by General Corona amongst men that even countries and areas the General has yet to enter are shutting down virtually everything for fear that Corona might be headed their way.


For the Children of Men, this is certainly the greatest attack in living memory. I ‘m not certain if General Corona is aware that the high and mighty he has stepped on their toes are not sleeping. They have been spending billions of Dollars and sleepless nights in laboratories around the world, just to find an invention that would exterminate General Corona. Various religious groups have been holding prayers upon prayers just destroy the General. I’m not certain how long it would take but I suspect that the Children of Men would eventually find a way to overcome the General. But no matter what happens, no one would argue that General Corona has earned a place for himself in himself in history. This set of Children of Men would never in their lives forget the tiny virus - General Corona, who came, saw, and stunned the world.

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