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Butterflyleo:You wrote rubbish with pride ehn?
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British born Sierra leonean? Nonsense! She is Sierra leonean: Simple! |
Now, just go and kill that Yahoo boy or politician that used you, no rest o! |
[quote author= post=69867279]He has finished his two thirds permutation at last. ![]() This is the beginning of the end for him. The worst senate President in the history of the nation. Without Dr Olusola Saraki, I don’t think we would be seeing Bukola Saraki. But we all saw what he did to his father in Kwara because of personal ambition. (That is for those that know about Naija politics, not the kids ranting online!) So, Saraki, as far as I am concerned, has no respect for any constitutional arrangement. He defected into a party and became the Senate President and he is complaining that he didn’t gain. Must you jump from one party to the other all in the name of getting positions? Nigerians must learn to look at these people and see them for who they are.....sane. Nigerians that is! Wole Soyinka: IT IS ONLY IN NIGERIA THAT YOU WILL SEE CORRUPT POLITICIANS RE-GROUPING AGAIN TO RE-LOOT, AND YOU SEE THE YOUTHS, WHOSE FUTURE WILL BE STOLEN DANCING AND SINGING.... We: Only corrupt and Lazy youths sir! GOOD RIDDANCE ONCE MORE [/quote]In your mind, you wrote well abi? Let me not deceive you, you need a new brain!
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Mr President, Sithole country.
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Too bad! But why at brewery junction? They should sue the brewery, passer's by may be drunk around the brewery, even drivers! RIP man of God but the brewery owners must pay for this! |
Wilfredpat22:My advice too |
He will now win the Scudeto now |
Before year ends, she go serve them HIV round! who's next? |
This is how to sign agreement with marine spirit as witness in your marriage. Chai! ![]() |
Lanretoye: ![]() |
Booking space up there |
Sarkin:You need a new brain. See your doctor. |
Na sell dem sell this cloth give am o |
AdeAlfred123:Is this how you lie! |
This can confuse even the devil!
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Now an open roof Benz. Drive on! God is great! It's hard to believe. |
SNAKE/SCORPION BITE: WHAT TO DO. *Have been taking care of scorpion bite since dawn?* *Please if you are bitten by a scorpion/snake, hope you know there are ways you can curb it without going to the hospital?* *Reason am always nagging on ginger, turmeric, garlic, cinnamon to cook not maggi.* *Well, it saved me today.* *I equally had limes at home.* *The moment I heard a scream, what's that?* _*Scorpion!!!*_ *" Scorpion in my house ?"* *"Yes, it bite me from the bed"* *" OK, papa get me the limes in the fridge please. "* *I tore the spot, ensured blood spilled, then placed the lime there to magnetize the poisons.* *The moment he told me the pain was gone, I removed it.* *Then made a paste of garlic and rubbed on his swollen leg and in 1 min, Gbam!* *Everything disappeared!* *He's off for work this morning.* *This is exactly same thing I do for snake bites.* *Whether you squeeze or just cut the fruit and place on the bloody leg, the important thing is contact with the blood.* *You will gradually feel the pain going out of you.* *Please let's all try and have these things in our homes.* *Even if you want to live your life anyhow, these are for rainy days.* *Do exactly what I did, even if its a snake.* *After removing the poisons with lime, make a paste of any of the four herbs listed above and apply then rest.* *You don't need any Ambulance.* *You need not some chemicals either.* *I don't joke with citrus fruits, they are always in my house.* *Oranges, lemons, and limes. Because they save me.* *Anytime I urinate and it's yellow, " papa, boil ginger in water for me."* *He brings the ginger water for me, I squeeze in orange, lemons, limes, drink.* *And the next urine will be clear again.* *Any time my urine is smelly, because of my love for excess protein, I do same.* And before you know it this leads to the kidney issues you hear of on a daily basis *Because people do not have this secret, they run to the hospitals and compound everything.* *I just leaked a secret now.* *So that whenever you get any strange color of urine, or smells foul, do the needful.* *I expect we always apply everything we learn here.* _*Thank you all.*_ |
These people can book space! ![]() Na Tecno phone and glo cause am o! |
majamajic:She go thief your something one day. dey dia ![]() |
Wealthyonline:. Bad signature!
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England ������� 2 Nigeria �� 1 FT. Nigeria finish the game with an away goal and a better jersey! For those looking for the bright side. #ENGNGA |
At best, Nigeria can prevent more goals but for scoring, it's a No! |
Lesbianism detected, 14 years in Ikoyi recommended... Somebody who can bleep on worldwide television! |
People just booking space upandan ![]() |
2nd FTC on better something! Na business naa, Nna. |
Hmmnn! Ha! How come my first FTC is about this 'thing', Oluwa epp mi |
Ire2:Oun to dun lo n pani! |
3rd to comment! Gl o is coming up; |
FlirtyGist:Uriel or yam? |
Chelsea was founded this year!
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[/quote]In your mind, you wrote well abi? Let me not deceive you, you need a new brain!

