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Phones › Re: Gadgets That Your Smartphone Has ‘killed’ by megafone: 12:15pm On Aug 02, 2018

USB Flash too

Politics › Re: Police Withdraw All MOPOL In Benue On Special Duties (See Letter) by megafone: 10:23am On Aug 02, 2018

Butterflyleo:
Of course they have to be withdrawn. That was because PDP was actually behind all the killings in order to force Ortom to switch loyalties.

Now that they have achieved their objective, they have called off their mercenaries so there is no more any news of killings coming from Benue.

PDP is a bloodthirsty desperate party.

No need for the mopol to remain. Those behind the killings cannot ask their mercenaries to continue killing while they are now in control of Benue.

PDP will not ask the .mercenaries to face other zones

You wrote rubbish with pride ehn?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Isha Sesay Exits CNN After 13 Years (Photos) by megafone: 4:17am On Aug 02, 2018

British born Sierra leonean? Nonsense! She is Sierra leonean: Simple!

Health › Re: Rachel Fubara Is Dead! by megafone: 6:40pm On Jul 31, 2018

Now, just go and kill that Yahoo boy or politician that used you, no rest o!

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Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki Leaves APC by megafone: 6:33pm On Jul 31, 2018

post=69867279:
He has finished his two thirds permutation at last.
This is the beginning of the end for him.
The worst senate President in the history of the nation.

Without Dr Olusola Saraki, I don’t think we would be seeing Bukola Saraki. But we all saw what he did to his father in Kwara because of personal ambition. (That is for those that know about Naija politics, not the kids ranting online!)
So, Saraki, as far as I am concerned, has no respect for any constitutional arrangement. He defected into a party and became the Senate President and he is complaining that he didn’t gain.
Must you jump from one party to the other all in the name of getting positions? Nigerians must learn to look at these people and see them for who they are.....sane. Nigerians that is!

Wole Soyinka: IT IS ONLY IN NIGERIA THAT YOU WILL SEE CORRUPT POLITICIANS RE-GROUPING AGAIN TO RE-LOOT, AND YOU SEE THE YOUTHS, WHOSE FUTURE WILL BE STOLEN DANCING AND SINGING....

We: Only corrupt and Lazy youths sir!

GOOD RIDDANCE ONCE MORE

In your mind, you wrote well abi? Let me not deceive you, you need a new brain!

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Education › Re: OAU students trapped following a downpour, today, in Ile Ife, Osun State (Photos by megafone: 10:17pm On Jul 29, 2018

Mr President, Sithole country.

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Nairaland General › Re: Father Cosmas Aguocha Dies In Accident In Imo State. Graphic Photos by megafone: 7:47pm On Jul 29, 2018

Too bad! But why at brewery junction? They should sue the brewery, passer's by may be drunk around the brewery, even drivers! RIP man of God but the brewery owners must pay for this!

Family › Re: I'm About To Regret Getting Married by megafone: 9:23pm On Jul 26, 2018

Wilfredpat22:
Sir I will advice you as my own brother. Be strict sir and drop what you can afford and also cultivate the habit of saving

Any of her visitor coming, try to walk out of the house early enough to avoid being asked for money to entertain. Use your head sir

YOU ARE A MAN

My advice too

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Agrees To Join Juventus From Real Madrid by megafone: 6:00am On Jul 06, 2018

He will now win the Scudeto now cry

Celebrities › Re: Attracta: Humblesmith Featuring Tiwa Savage (Hot Photos) by megafone: 8:51pm On Jul 05, 2018

Before year ends, she go serve them HIV round! who's next?

Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend On A Boat In The Middle Of A River (Photos) by megafone: 8:22pm On Jul 05, 2018

This is how to sign agreement with marine spirit as witness in your marriage. Chai! undecided

Romance › Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by megafone: 8:04pm On Jul 05, 2018

Lanretoye:
I wonder what she will call me cos her stretchs will never make me get errection.

Business › Re: Zenith Bank Joins Commonwealth Council As Strategic Partner by megafone: 7:44pm On Jul 05, 2018

Booking space up there

Travel › Re: Trucks Of Illegal Immigrants From Niger Republic Intercepted In Kogi. Photos by megafone: 9:35pm On Jul 04, 2018

Sarkin:
FAYOSE!!!

Fayose will not go unpunished.
He wants to use them to vote.

You need a new brain. See your doctor.

Celebrities › Re: Korra Obidi Slapped By SARS, Her Phone Smashed In Lagos by megafone: 7:16pm On Jul 04, 2018

Na sell dem sell this cloth give am o

Celebrities › Re: Benson Okonkwo Shaves His Hair With Razor Blade For N150k by megafone: 6:51am On Jul 04, 2018

AdeAlfred123:
First to comment

Is this how you lie!

Politics › Re: Building Young Aspirants For Political Candidacy, Epl Summit Unveils Strategies by megafone: 6:19am On Jul 04, 2018

This can confuse even the devil!

Nairaland General › Re: A Priest Came Out From The Ghastly Car Accident Without Any Injury. Photos by megafone: 8:40pm On Jul 01, 2018

Now an open roof Benz. Drive on! God is great! It's hard to believe.

Education › Re: Know The Differences Between Poisonous And Non Poisonous Snakes by megafone: 7:15pm On Jun 18, 2018

SNAKE/SCORPION BITE: WHAT TO DO.

*Have been taking care of scorpion bite since dawn?*

*Please if you are bitten by a scorpion/snake, hope you know there are ways you can curb it without going to the hospital?*

*Reason am always nagging on ginger, turmeric, garlic, cinnamon to cook not maggi.*

*Well, it saved me today.*

*I equally had limes at home.*

*The moment I heard a scream, what's that?*

_*Scorpion!!!*_

*" Scorpion in my house ?"*

*"Yes, it bite me from the bed"*

*" OK, papa get me the limes in the fridge please. "*

*I tore the spot, ensured blood spilled, then placed the lime there to magnetize the poisons.*

*The moment he told me the pain was gone, I removed it.*

*Then made a paste of garlic and rubbed on his swollen leg and in 1 min, Gbam!*

*Everything disappeared!*
*He's off for work this morning.*

*This is exactly same thing I do for snake bites.*

*Whether you squeeze or just cut the fruit and place on the bloody leg, the important thing is contact with the blood.*

*You will gradually feel the pain going out of you.*

*Please let's all try and have these things in our homes.*

*Even if you want to live your life anyhow, these are for rainy days.*

*Do exactly what I did, even if its a snake.*

*After removing the poisons with lime, make a paste of any of the four herbs listed above and apply then rest.*

*You don't need any Ambulance.*

*You need not some chemicals either.*

*I don't joke with citrus fruits, they are always in my house.*

*Oranges, lemons, and limes. Because they save me.*

*Anytime I urinate and it's yellow, " papa, boil ginger in water for me."*

*He brings the ginger water for me, I squeeze in orange, lemons, limes, drink.*

*And the next urine will be clear again.*

*Any time my urine is smelly, because of my love for excess protein, I do same.*

And before you know it
this leads to the kidney issues you hear of on a daily basis

*Because people do not have this secret, they run to the hospitals and compound everything.*

*I just leaked a secret now.*
*So that whenever you get any strange color of urine, or smells foul, do the needful.*

*I expect we always apply everything we learn here.*

_*Thank you all.*_

Celebrities › Re: ‘Shomoagemini Crooner’ Jiganbabaoja Signs An Endorsement Deal With Bet9ja by megafone: 10:05pm On Jun 11, 2018

These people can book space! undecided

Na Tecno phone and glo cause am o!

NYSC › Re: Lagos Corper Accused Of Stealing An Iphone Finally Speaks, Says "I'm Not A Thief by megafone: 9:00pm On Jun 07, 2018

majamajic:
ok,. she is just the way I like a woman. Slim, tall ,dark and thigh gapped .

She go thief your something one day. dey dia undecided

Celebrities › Re: Augustine Iloh Welcomes Twins With Wife (Photos) by megafone: 5:01pm On Jun 04, 2018

Wealthyonline:
congratulations to her

My signature is a must see

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Bad signature!

Sports › Re: England Vs Nigeria Friendly - 2 - 1 (Full-Time) by megafone: 7:24pm On Jun 02, 2018

England �� 2 Nigeria �� 1 FT. Nigeria finish the game with an away goal and a better jersey! For those looking for the bright side. #ENGNGA

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Sports › Re: England Vs Nigeria Friendly - 2 - 1 (Full-Time) by megafone: 5:52pm On Jun 02, 2018

At best, Nigeria can prevent more goals but for scoring, it's a No!

Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Nina's Car From Toyin Lawani On Her 22nd Birthday by megafone: 4:16pm On Jun 02, 2018

Lesbianism detected, 14 years in Ikoyi recommended... Somebody who can bleep on worldwide television!

Politics › Re: How Obasanjo, Nuhu Ribadu, Ezekwesili Destroyed Nigeria’s Democracy – Tony Momoh by megafone: 6:32pm On May 29, 2018

People just booking space upandan wink

Sports › Re: I Have Sold Over 3,000 Fake Super Eagles' Jerseys - Trader Tells BBC (video) by megafone: 6:27pm On May 29, 2018

2nd FTC on better something! Na business naa, Nna.

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Celebrities › Re: Alex Slays In Matching Red Hair And Skirt!! by megafone: 6:14pm On May 29, 2018

Hmmnn! Ha! How come my first FTC is about this 'thing', Oluwa epp mi cry

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Romance › Re: Advantages Of Dating An Older Woman by megafone: 11:20pm On May 28, 2018

Ire2:
They have the best pussy. They taste so great. Honestly if you has a young guy sleep with a girl older than you are with about 10 years. You Wil never do younger girls. Lol.

Oun to dun lo n pani!

Celebrities › Re: Tobi Bakre Becomes Playapparel Ambassador (Photos) by megafone: 7:39pm On May 28, 2018

3rd to comment! Gl o is coming up;

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Celebrities › Re: Uriel Oputa: 'Let My Saggy Boobs Feel Sexy' (Photos) by megafone: 9:47pm On May 27, 2018

FlirtyGist:

SEE URIEL UNCLAD PHOTOS HERE>>> https://www.gistmore.com/uriel-oputa-bares-massive-cleavage-new-photos

Uriel or yam?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: FA Cup Final (1 - 0) On 19th May 2018 by megafone: 7:57pm On May 19, 2018

Chelsea was founded this year!

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