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KingEbukasBlog:
I just said faith . What is wrong with you people ? Do you skip school to be on Nairaland or what ?

I've got jokes too

Faith is nonsense. Faith= belief without evidence. How can a grown man who claims to be intelligent believe in fairy tales without evidence? The only person here who is supposed to go back to school is you.

KingEbukasBlog:
He believed he was god ! Read the excerpt , cogitate on it .

I should Read what your screenshot says and ignore mine? You see why there's a problem here? Lol... Mine says he was not an Atheist and I choose to go with that...

KingEbukasBlog:
I just told you by faith . Do you understand English at all ?

There are close to 5,000 religions not gods . Some gods were made out of ignorance while the eternal creator has different concepts developed by different religions .

There is only one true God - Yahweh , Yeshua and Ruach Hakodesh

Nonsense! And you know this because?

KingEbukasBlog:
I love mortifying people like you with facts .

And that made him Atheist? Jeez, you better get yourself Educated. Hitler was not an Atheist, he believed in a God. It might not be the Christian God, but Hitler believed in the existence of a God.

KingEbukasBlog:
Hahn , is this your new account. This guy sounds like you . If God does not answer your prayers , you are obviously living in sin . Some people's prayers don't get answered because they are filled with sin - it is clearly written in your bible . That's why it feels like you are talking to yourself , you are spiritually empty and indeed you are talking to yourself .




Atheists have the disposition to hate , terrorise , kill for selfish gains . They lost their sanity because they failed to believe in God

Here are atheist leaders over the past 100 years . Atheism has led to the death of more than 250 million people !!!

-Mao Ze-Dong (China, 1958-61 and 1966-69, Tibet 1949-50) 49-78,000,000 people murdered
-Jozef Stalin (USSR 1932-39 only) 15,000,000 people murdered
-Pol Pot (Cambodia, 1975-79) 1,700,000 people murdered
-Kim II Sung (North Korea 1948-94) 1.6 million people murdered
-Tito (Yugoslavia 1945-1987) 570,000 people murdered
-Suharto (Communists 1967-66) 500,000 people murdered
-Ante Pavelic (Croatia 1941-45) 359,000 people murdered
-Ho Chi Min (Vietnam 1953-56) 200,000 people murdered
-Vladimir Ilich Lenin (USSR, 1917-20) 30,000 people murdered
-Adolf Hitler (Germany 1939-1945) 12,000,000 people murdered

The veracity of the above information can be verified by checking through credible sources .

Lies, was Adolf Hitler an Atheist? When we say most Christians are unintelligent, people like you would always disagree. Now you see your life?

wizkidblogger:
This one better pass car tracker ooo
..lol

Oga Jide

Let them Leave the exchange rate at #370-$1 till Thursday please. I really need to change my adsense money first ooooo

Adsense has said it countless times that they don't ban people for using native ads. I wonder why oversabi dey worry una. You think say you know pass adsense and na una type them dey ban pass sef...

I always get upset when I read articles that list native ads as one of the reasons why adsense ban people. Adsense doesn't beef any ad network, this is what you should understand. Google wants a level playing ground for everybody, hence, why they have reiterated severally that they don't ban anybody for placing native ads on their website along side adsense.

Well, you need to filter some very disturbing, Sexual images that native ads may carry, as Adsense sees native ads as your content.

AleAirHub:
Ok, I Will Get Back To You And Mean While Please Your Email Address That We Can Send The Quotation To
Thanks
Moses

Kindly check your email once more....

AleAirHub:
send us a mail.
instantpay25 at gmail.com
thanks

I just sent you an email sir, please kindly get back to me. Thanks...

Esseite:
What ancestor? Monkey family?

And why are monkey not the 2nd most intelligent of all animals? If we are said to belong to same family?

Why do you have the pig and the crow much more intelligent than the monkey?

Well you are seeing it from the science point of view, its not neccessarily that way

That's not how evolution works. And yes, I am seeing it from the science (fact) point of view, which makes it true.

Nelbless:
Its so suprising realising How humans reason.....i took time to read through every page....almost choose to ignore and log out but choose to comment.

now i see why most humans are so heartless, wicked and etremist, to them there is no God! they existed by biology...and when they die they turn soil.....until they turn soil....they owe no God a thing!......they can kill for wealth, defraud, break the sexuality law of nature and invent all manners of abomination all because they believe....they owe their life to themselves......

just as ephesians 2: 2 described them.....that they walk according to the prince of the power of the air , the spirit that works in the children of disobedience

anyways not all of us in this forum are 100%humans...

Again everyone of us is entittled to our opinion....regarding the person of My Jesus....lord of my soul....I cant fight you for calling him imaginary....nor believing he lies sonewhere in isreal and his ghost ascending.....you are free to believe anything...hence you would accept the fact that on this day....you did make a mokery, ridicule of the Holy Son of God....who endured humiliation all for us all.......until you breath your last....dear keep talking and typing whatever the fallen devils inspires you to type....its your life, your will and someday your account.

YOU OWN YOUR MOUTH/FINGERS TO TYPE? KEEP TALKING....KEEP TYPING THE NEXT CONTRUCTIVE IDEALOGY THAT POPS UP IN UR HEAD!

GOOD AFTERNOON

Mishael

Stop being silly. It's known that religious people do the most evil. Go and do your research properly. How many Atheists do you know that have done something really really heartless? I can mention thousands of religious people, which Hitler is among. Give your self sense. Atheists have more morals than so called religious people...

We are here everyday condemning the religious killings up north. In the south South, they accuse children of being witches and these children are killed in some instances. I repeat, stop talking nonsense!

Esseite:
why do you still have chimps and orang-utans if we evolved from them?

Stop being an illiterate. Nobody said you evolved from Chimps. Monkeys Chimps etc evolved separately, but we are from one ancestor. We evolved from a single ancestor. It's that simple....

jboy73:
nonsense ordinary research.. Price wont even reach $1000

When Igbo man philip emeagwali don bag better award tire,
This olodo the get award for research the happy.
I sure say na research to trace fall of Naira him go do get that award.

Don't you have sense? So you still carry that Phillip scammer matter for head? Nonsense! Phillip is a scammer, nobody give am Award.

Osyabj:
Indigenous Igbo Populations are found in Edo (Igbanke), Beyalsa, Rivers, Delta, Cross River, Akwa Ibom, Kogi, Benue, Anambra, Imo, Enugu, Ebonyi, Abia. Basically there are indigenous Igbo populations in every SS and SE state!!!

You are right. I was shocked when I saw Indigenous Igbo People in Kogi State. I was like, arhhaannnn, these people dey everywhere ooo...

coldHeat:
Sorry my analysis is long, and it may not be that well structured, but if you can learn one or two things then I'll know it wasn't in vain.


Dude you had a great idea in your head, but you were 3 or 4 thoughts away from making it a hit song.

Every song is like an idea you pitch to a group of people; packaging and presentation is key! I have heard of songs without instrumentation becoming hits and instrumentation without lyrics getting heavily popular as well, so therefore, Tobe know thyself, and know thy own method of winning the crowd.

A song shouldn't just be all beats and lyrics right into your face, it should be something you create to seduce or entice your audience to want to listen to you and what you have to say.

why don't you flirt with the mind and emotions of your listeners, you don't seem to be doing that.

Overall the beat is average, your producer is still not merging with you (like ID cabassa did with 9ce in "gongo aso" ), I suggest you change him or have him understand you and relate with you better.

INTRO
Let me advice you on how to do an intro to your song, next time,
1. add some overall reverb to your song, something mild, not to much to give the impression that you recorded the song in a large hall, but enough to add some "atmosphere" to your song (reference "Ego" by Djinee), also have your producer add some reverb effect to your voice as well (together with some mild "chorus" effect to your voice [you don't have a great voice for singing, so like T.Pain you'll have to complement your voice a little], even better have your producer take two takes of your intro / chorus, have one dry (no effects attached to it) then add "chorus" effect to your voice then place them aside each other.

2. After the first 8 bars for the intro, you should have frozen most of the instruments while you began singing, now imagine your voice rich with a chorus effect and a background reverb covering the whole song, with your "carry last" echoing "carry last" each time you sang it, like akon used to do to his lyrics back in the day (this would have had the same effect as tickling someone; they'd want to listen more to the song), Reference the intro of "Holla at your boi" by whizkid to understand what I'm talking about.

Now as you were singing, with the reverb just add a simple instrument that was previously alien to the song but will now be introduced (this instrument must disappear or be swallowed by the other instruments as rudely as it was introduced, leaving the audience thinking (where did that thing go?) and while they are distracted by it (distractions and attractions are what makes a song a hit {if you think "Dorobucci" was all about lyrics think again}), alongside a chord instrument like a jazz organ playing a chord in the background, the removal of the kick, hook (which sounds too harsh for the song to me) and by all means the percussion would have made a listener focus more on your voice, your lyrics and the chorus which you have chosen to start with.

3. After the first 4 beats (remember 8 beats make a bar), you introduce another instrument (panned to one side of the ear/head) and one of the percussions (not all); this would have meant more food being served to the listener's expectations (reference the intro of "Orente" by Adekunle Gold), then at the climax of the 8 beats...

4. You add a bassline (which to me is missing in the entire song), I would have advised you make it an epileptic one like the kind don jazzy used in "Dorobucci", a baseline that changes but still maintains its overall foundation of key notes (rememeber in "Dorobucci" the bassline only becomes prominent after exactly 1 minute, then it stops and starts playing almost a different style each time (it married the kick and percussions so well, small wonder we all listened to it to death back then...), that would play for another 8 beats, then you bring in the drums.

By this time, you have gradually ushered your instruments and appealed to the souls of people, opening the door for them into your song...


CHORUS:

The chorus has a good message, albeit a mediocre one to me (self-opinion), and the way you sang it didn't appeal to me. There is no passion in your voice, no attitude (how many takes did you take on the chorus before your producer decided to work with this? He should have you take that chorus at least 20 times then listen to all of them and then use the one that best projects your feelings). Perhaps it is your voice or the instrumentation but after a while the chorus becomes a drag and begins to bore me.

Also your voice may need to be adjusted on a parametric equalizer very well, it is not sounding alive in the song at all.
Also add more emphasis and project while making your takes, I am not feeling any attitude in your lyrics.

A chorus should be rich, catchy and should be brief such that when you get to the verse or the bridge, people would want to skip through them just to hear the chorus again.

For the chorus as well:
1. someone else should have sung it, perhaps a lady with a contra-alto or tenor kind of voice. singing your own chorus and the verses may not cut it out for you (especially with the kinda producer you are using that projects no "soul" or "atmosphere" in his instrumentation.
2. have someone else adlib for you in future, let your voice be too pure to be heard doing everything at the same time.
3. The lady you featured (damilola) was perhaps the only thing beautiful about the song, get your producer or someone else to find a way to make your voice more pleasant to listeners since you don't have a good voice (you sound more like an entertainer like dbanj and not a singer or musician), but this shouldn't stop you from trying to get God to pick your call by singing.

Also change your producer (if you can), he's doing a poor job mastering your song, I played you song against most of the songs on my system and the difference is clear (Playing your song then "Woju" made it very obvious your producer may just be the one killing you for now).

I must commend you for keeping the song under 4 minutes this time, very powerful hit songs are usually under 4 minutes (it isn't what you say that makes a hit song, it is the synergy of your ideas, the instrumentation and your voice in perfect harmony that makes a hit).

In all the song is on average, the fact that it is trending on twitter means you are getting there...

Goodluck...and may Truth find you as you earnestly search for purpose.

Check your email please....

coldHeat:
Sorry my analysis is long, and it may not be that well structured, but if you can learn one or two things then I'll know it wasn't in vain.


Dude you had a great idea in your head, but you were 3 or 4 thoughts away from making it a hit song.

Every song is like an idea you pitch to a group of people; packaging and presentation is key! I have heard of songs without instrumentation becoming hits and instrumentation without lyrics getting heavily popular as well, so therefore, Tobe know thyself, and know thy own method of winning the crowd.

A song shouldn't just be all beats and lyrics right into your face, it should be something you create to seduce or entice your audience to want to listen to you and what you have to say.

why don't you flirt with the mind and emotions of your listeners, you don't seem to be doing that.

Overall the beat is average, your producer is still not merging with you (like ID cabassa did with 9ce in "gongo aso", I suggest you change him or have him understand you and relate with you better.

INTRO
Let me advice you on how to do an intro to your song, next time,
1. add some overall reverb to your song, something mild, not to much to give the impression that you recorded the song in a large hall, but enough to add some "atmosphere" to your song (reference "Ego" by Djinee), also have your producer add some reverb effect to your voice as well (together with some mild "chorus" effect to your voice [you don't have a great voice for singing, so like T.Pain you'll have to complement your voice a little], even better have your producer take two takes of your intro / chorus, have one dry (no effects attached to it) then add "chorus" effect to your voice then place them aside each other.

2. After the first 8 bars for the intro, you should have frozen most of the instruments while you began singing, now imagine your voice rich with a chorus effect and a background reverb covering the whole song, with your "carry last" echoing "carry last" each time you sang it, like akon used to do to his lyrics back in the day (this would have had the same effect as tickling someone; they'd want to listen more to the song), Reference the intro of "Holla at your boi" by whizkid to understand what I'm talking about.

Now as you were singing, with the reverb just add a simple instrument that was previously alien to the song but will now be introduced (this instrument must disappear or be swallowed by the other instruments as rudely as it was introduced, leaving the audience thinking (where did that thing go?) and while they are distracted by it (distractions and attractions are what makes a song a hit {if you think "Dorobucci" was all about lyrics think again}), alongside a chord instrument like a jazz organ playing a chord in the background, the removal of the kick, hook (which sounds too harsh for the song to me) and by all means the percussion would have made a listener focus more on your voice, your lyrics and the chorus which you have chosen to start with.

3. After the first 4 beats (remember 8 beats make a bar), you introduce another instrument (panned to one side of the ear/head) and one of the percussions (not all); this would have meant more food being served to the listener's expectations (reference the intro of "Orente" by Adekunle Gold), then at the climax of the 8 beats...

4. You add a bassline (which to me is missing in the entire song), I would have advised you make it an epileptic one like the kind don jazzy used in "Dorobucci", a baseline that changes but still maintains its overall foundation of key notes (rememeber in "Dorobucci" the bassline only becomes prominent after exactly 1 minute, then it stops and starts playing almost a different style each time (it married the kick and percussions so well, small wonder we all listened to it to death back then...), that would play for another 8 beats, then you bring in the drums.

By this time, you have gradually ushered your instruments and appealed to the souls of people, opening the door for them into your song...


CHORUS:

The chorus has a good message, albeit a mediocre one to me (self-opinion), and the way you sang it didn't appeal to me. There is no passion in your voice, no attitude (how many takes did you take on the chorus before your producer decided to work with this? He should have you take that chorus at least 20 times then listen to all of them and then use the one that best projects your feelings). Perhaps it is your voice or the instrumentation but after a while the chorus becomes a drag and begins to bore me.

Also your voice may need to be adjusted on a parametric equalizer very well, it is not sounding alive in the song at all.
Also add more emphasis and project while making your takes, I am not feeling any attitude in your lyrics.

A chorus should be rich, catchy and should be brief such that when you get to the verse or the bridge, people would want to skip through them just to hear the chorus again.

For the chorus as well:
1. someone else should have sung it, perhaps a lady with a contra-alto or tenor kind of voice. singing your own chorus and the verses may not cut it out for you (especially with the kinda producer you are using that projects no "soul" or "atmosphere" in his instrumentation.
2. have someone else adlib for you in future, let your voice be too pure to be heard doing everything at the same time.
3. The lady you featured (damilola) was perhaps the only thing beautiful about the song, get your producer or someone else to find a way to make your voice more pleasant to listeners since you don't have a good voice (you sound more like an entertainer like dbanj and not a singer or musician), but this shouldn't stop you from trying to get God to pick your call by singing.

Also change your producer (if you can), he's doing a poor job mastering your song, I played you song against most of the songs on my system and the difference is clear (Playing your song then "Woju" made it very obvious your producer may just be the one killing you for now).

I must commend you for keeping the song under 4 minutes this time, very powerful hit songs are usually under 4 minutes (it isn't what you say that makes a hit song, it is the synergy of your ideas, the instrumentation and your voice in perfect harmony that makes a hit).

In all the song is on average, the fact that it is trending on twitter means you are getting there...

Goodluck...and may Truth find you as you earnestly search for purpose.

Surperb, I wouldn't have said it any better....

Very bad producer....

This thread Is filled with lies.. Diamond is one of the best banks in Nigeria. I have been banking with them for years without problems...

Ilaje44:
This is serious! Nigeria is full of stupid people wether educated or not, there are just too many foolish people in this God forsaken country. Where in the statement did Omoyele accuse Facebook of collecting bribe? Facebook earn it money by selling Adverts. What Yele accuses Facebook of is selling Ad space to a crooked person whose source of money is not clean, hence taking "dirty money".

Later ye all will be forming like ye understand the English language better than the English themselves, but simple statement you cannot even transliterate it properly.

You are right bro. You are spot on.

finalboss1:
guess you not blind.... sponsored.. dey dont sponsor ordinary page like dawt

Anybody can advertise/sponsor a page on Facebook. Is Sowore that dumb not to know that? I bet he isn't the dumb, so we should all agree the writer of this article is the dumb one here.

I saw that page and I thought it belonged to Sahara Reporters...

stevecantrell:
I liked you better when you were Sukkot

Sukkot and I are different people....

KingEbukasBlog:
some people will just wake up and start typing nonsense

Mologi:
Pour water on the OP 's head....oya wake up,na this after u dey hallucinate......





Mo n wa iyawo ooo

Lalasticlala

When we told them their book was copied/ Plagiarized from Egypt (Africa), they never agreed, they would always call us names and pray to their god to have mercy on our souls.

First of all, their book contains a wrong history of Egypt and shows ancient Egyptians as slave owners. Their book also portray the ancient Egyptians as wicked people, who treated a certain people in the middle east with so much disdain and suffering.

Some of them would go to the extent of saying the PYRAMID was built by a certain people in the middle east, denying the ancient Egyptians their history and legacy. The funny part of all of these is that, these said people don't have PYRAMIDS in their present lands. I do nothing, but wonder how these said people could build a PYRAMID in Egypt, with the help of their god of course, but couldn't do the same in the lands their god gave them.

I discussed with some very brilliant Christians (Some of them are brilliant) days back. And in the course of our discuss, we got to the issue of whether or not the Bible was plagiarized from Egypt.

I asked them few questions and we got to a reasonable conclusion, although they didn't agree with my views and I with theirs lol.

I asked them where Moses was born and they said Egypt (DAMN!), I asked them about Joseph and they said, Ohhhh he moved to Egypt after his brothers sold him and his brothers and family relocated to Egypt afterwards. I asked them where Moses grew up and they said Egypt. I asked them who wrote the first five books of their book and they said Moses. I asked them, where Jesus ran to when Herod wanted him dead and they said Egypt.

Well, my point was made, Moses was born and raised in Egypt, he had access to documents and secrets of the ancient Egyptians and we all know why. There's no need stating history here.

Moses copied from Egypt, added his own story into it and made it look different. He committed murder and ran away, so his way of paying the Egyptians back was to lie about them and put them in a bad light. His account of ancient Egypt is very wrong.

Well, Moses didn't exist, so I must say some very brilliant person in those days wrote these stories in that book.

Egypt influenced almost all the respected characters in this book and you say the book isn't copied? The story of Noah, is an example..

Many scholars believe that what is described, in the scripture, as the Noah's Ark is actually an ancient Egyptian royal yacht called Nu Ankh or the boat of great King Khufu - in Medu Neter, Nu is water and Ankh is eternal life (i.e., the union of male and female principles). However, the story that was created in the scripture to go with this ancient boat might have been lifted from the ancient Sumerian poem, The Epic of Gilgamesh.

In the Egyptian mythology, a man's soul is said to be mapped to a specific star in the sky. And at the moment of the man's death, the man's matching solar star is believed to drop from the sky (Gerald Massey "Natural Origin" Vol.I). Thus to reconnect the soul of the dead, most importantly the dead king, with its solar star in the afterlife, the royal boat or Nu Ankh was built for this purpose. 

This mythology appears over and over again in many other African regions. In the Yoruba region, it's called Irawo Ja. "Irawo" denotes stars and "Ja"denotes fall or drop. The Yoruba people believe that when a star falls from the night sky, a specific soul is deceased somewhere, and the dead must be mourned – Irawo Ja. The current writer is very familiar with this mythology or superstition.

Historians and archeologists have been digging all over North East Africa (now called the Middle East) for the scripture Noah's Ark, but as they have found nothing to corroborate every other story in the scriptures, they have found nothing remotely similar to Noah’s Ark. However, you can travel to Egypt today and view the 4000-5000 year old Nu Ankh or the royal boat.

I maintain that not a single character mentioned in the scriptures ever existed in history, and every story in the scriptures is a deliberate distortion of the ancient Hindu-Cush mythologies and astrotheologies.

Now, many people say to me that the Ancient Egyptians weren't black people and I just have one thing to say to them. Google 'THE DOGONS. These people are said to be descendants of Egypt. Look at their skin colour and see the wonders they have done.

I have been in one or two conversations with some very ignorant people and I have vowed never to engage in arguments relating to religion. I have also been called and approached by many to keep my views to myself. Well, I will continue sharing my views and expressing my self.....

Nairaland girls be like, ohhh my gosh! That pot bellied guy is just so sexy

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Adex097:
Oh no. WIZKID!! what have you done to me only one thing comes to my mind anytime I see or hear about Linda... I won't say it, no way

kilode100:
Why would any woman do this to herself?.. No wonder she is still single, who wants to bed someone that looks like grandma?..

You guys need to see me, full facial make-up, padded bra/yansh, gold and Diamond jewelry and all other effizy's.... This one Siddon here dey old and on top dey claim natural Beauty...


Who natural beauty don help?...
I feel nauseous just looking at the hideous pix.

Your foolishness is indeed outstanding. What happened to common sense?

IamAtribalist:
u fine pass who? look here where I dey people like you no dey show face now. Respect the levels. Even your hairline be like something wey pikin draw for book. And that ur okpolo eyes blood of God Almighty is too ugly now abeg make I no yab u finish

I no get your time. Wake me up when you have something funny to say. Anytime I get your notification and read your posts, sleep dey catch me...

IamAtribalist:
Bros. with your okpolo eyes u no suppose dey open mouth say u wan yab pesin. Look at yourself blood of Gawd.

Very lame.... If I start with you, you go forget when them born you.

Na only person wey sense no dey him heard when them born am go open mouth dey talk Rubbish on a public forum.

I fine pass you, I fit bet my last kobo on am...