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sandrahnaub:
I need to woo som1 asap

oya na. make we chat. email me at mekusboy4all@yahoo.com

Wow! am really moved by this girl's courage. I love how she amazingly expressed her feelings towards whom she loves. oh how I wish am in that guys shoe right now. kudos to you girl. I really wish a lady could love and cherish me this way. Our girls should try and express their feelings in any way possible. remember we guys can't read minds and most times if we try to understand u girls we fail cos we can't read your minds. You must not do what this lovely girl did but you can just show a little " green light" to whom you love.

MMM- WHAT WILL BE THE FAITH OF THE SCHEME BY NEXT MONTH?

Hi Everyone, I have received so many phone calls from different people over the last 34 hours about if MMM has really crashed. At first I didn't have a concrete answer to that question and now I don't think if i do have a 100% answer to that question. All I did at that time was to calm everyone who called me on phone so as to minimize panic.

But I must say this after doing some recent research on what happen yesterday morning. MMM made most of us believe that all confirmed marvors will be frozen for the next one month. To be frank, no one will hear this news and be happy about it. Now it is very possible that by January, MMM will be back to its feet but I must say that a lot of damages have already been done. Many participants of MMM will find it difficult to invest their money if they by chance get the ones already on the system. This I must say will be the beginning of failure for MMM Nigeria. On the other hand, MMM view for implementing the rule is because of (1). people running multiple accounts. (2). uploading of fake POP.
Hmmmm, one problem with us is greed. Greed to have more and more and more! . If u visit the MMM website, you will see where it is written that you should use your spare money to invest and not all your money. But the reverse was the case. Some many participants invested a lot of money and now they are panicking. I really wish by January things will get better but we should learn a lesson form this incident.
Also, we should be very careful of what we post on media. we should be very sure of the truth before we share it on media. Remember, the pen is mightier than the sword! you can indirectly kill someone you don't even know because of what you posted on media. Let's wait until January 14th to see if really what they said is true or not. Believe me, people are not dumb. Many people will definitely lose their reputation come January 14th whatsoever be the outcome. Am not against MMM because people have nothing else to do in order to get money, no jobs, the country economy is in shreds. So what do you expect people to do. wait and keep waiting for this government to do something. people have been waiting for the past 18months! yet nothing. Let's just watch and see how it will plays out.
BY Ekele N.A.

Raymysterio:
It's more than 6 to 12 hours now... and the system is still down... damn!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, it's obvious the Ultimate Cycler just crashed!!! Am talking about the Website cos the system could NOT contain the massive turn out it is receiving from Nigerians...

stop having negative thoughts. am also on ultimate cycler and from what am seeing they are upgrading their site. have patience

I go marry u if only your pus sy na gold.

the earlier we start looking for how to solve our problems by ourselves the better for us. The Trump I know will not give a damm if Nigeria crashes. Let's stop fooling ourselves

I just don't get what is happening in Abia state. killings everywhere just like their neighbors (rivers state.) I heard no primaries held anywhere. This corruption will never stop!!!!!!

just tried it. is not working

Nightie:
Lol. Ofcus nt... Jst too busy to see one.

busy hmmm who are u lieing for?

Nightie:
Wen last did I even see a movie?

hmmm are u living inside the thick forest??

SANDOSKI:
Descendants of the Sun.....

hmmm that's good. girls and Korean movies. lol

BoiledHead:
I just had to.

14 minutes is quite long. And my gf is not the sex type. I really find the stuff interesting. And I thought it taste sweet

hmmmm beware! u can contact illness or cancer of the tongue

BoiledHead:
It's very urgent.

I observe that nigeria ladies don't squirt like in the movies. I was watching some porn vids and saw how the ladies were just dishing out some liquid like it's an unlimited tap they open. Which i find sexy.

I ask my gf to do it.. she didn't really have an idea on how to. I also ask my neighbour gf to do it she also cannot do it. And I made a survey and found that 75% of Nigerian ladies cannot do this thing no matter how hot the sex is.

Why?

hmmm #end time sex. that's why.

hello everyone which tvseries do you think is the most interesting this year. As for me I think it is
the game of thrones
vikings
empire. what of yours

I want to talk about an issue that is pretty serious which could affect a man’s lifestyle: masturbation. You see, I’ll start right away by breaking the ice and tell you clearly and simply that we’ve all masturbated at least once. Everyone does that and everyone will keep doing that. And this is when the dangers of masturbation come. When you’re 14, masturbating is a normal thing, even when done several times. At 14, people discover their sexuality, and we test our machine, we explore our body. There’s nothing wrong about that. But if you’re over 22 years old, and that you still masturbate when you take a shower, while fantasizing about you next- door neighbor, then, if you allow me, there’s something wrong with you. Masturbation can completely destroy your life, and I’m talking seriously. If you jerk off frequently, you can become addicted. And unfortunately, you may end up needing your daily dose of jerking off. I’ve had friends who masturbated so much they put masturbation in their hobbies list. When the guy’s bored, he takes a shower, a little oil and, bam, he’s in heaven (in fact, he’s not in heaven, he’s in hell). As time goes by, this man may repeat the same process, not because he wants to or because of his sexual appetite, but just as a natural reflex. When you wake up, you brush your teeth (or at least I hope you do) and you never feel like you need an effort to do that. Brushing your teeth every morning is a natural gesture. You get used to it. The same thing happens with masturbation. If you masturbate everyday, you will ADOPT this act as part of your daily life, along with drinking water, eating toast bread, going to work, to school, facebook, msn messenger… And you will, therefore, become a lazy person, dead inside, and completely deserted. It’s tough, and I would even go as far as saying, it’s miserable. The art of seduction requires practice (read this article) and when we’re lazy, there’s no damn thing we can do about our lives (sorry about these words, but I’ve been overridden by emotion). In fact, it’s very simple… When you practice masturbation obsessively, you KILL all those sexual crutches that can motivate you to work on projects that can sound important. Not to mention seducing women… How to avoid this disaster? Stop doing it systematically. Of course. If you’re already deeply addicted, I would advice that you do it, at worst: once a week. Don’t jerk off like crazy, like a soldier!! Give yourself a specific day when you will give yourself this luxury, I was about to say loyally. But not like a fucking pervert! But beware! This is JUST the beginning to heal you from this practice! While you wait this important day, you SHOULD go out and meet people, doesn’t matter who (ideally women of course). If you can quit this bad habit, you will win big. You will take a huge step towards becoming a ladies’ man. Women are not monsters. All you have to do is talk to them and you’ll see how innocent and lovely they are. If you have trouble talking to women, go to the “talking to women: category. You will find at least 20 articles to get started. During the withdrawal period (from masturbation !), especially if you’re a world-class champion in this category, you will feel a strong need and develop a strong sexual appetite, two elements that will naturally help motivate you to talk to women and try to sleep with them. (Believe me when I say it works). Keep this advice in mind: don’t go out to hit on women, go out for the PLEASURE of going out. Of course, you won’t sleep with a woman as soon as you talk to her. It would be too good to be true. But try to keep yourself busy during the week, and to keep yourself from taking a shower with the “masturbation” option. If you go out to talk to women, with a little panicky feeling, doubled with success, you will easily get a date, and will consequently have a busy schedule. Therefore, instead of the shower/masturbation package, you will go for the date/seduction package. You will keep your mind and spirit busy, and your hands will do other things than being on a date with your wienerJ All this is for your own good! Now, this is what I want you to do… First, if you meet people who masturbate as consistently as they breathe, stop immediately. Or you know what? Masturbate tonight, for the last time, and then set yourself a far away date to repeat the act. Of course, if you can quit, I would be very thankful. Second, I want you to share this article. What I’ve just written is very important. I know that many young men (and great young men) are victims of this social problem. Use facebook, twitter and your emails to get the message across. SbKians have been sent to this planet to save humanity. This is your big day, and don’t disappoint me. And most importantly, don’t be shy to publish this article on your facebook page. You should be proud (a ladies’ man is never a shy man). Finally, I’d like you to tell me what you think about all this. Once again, I may repeat myself, don’t be shy. If you’re you have the guts to tell me when was the last time you masturbated, don’t tell me it was two years ago, because I’m not gonna believe you. Your friend (or perhaps sexologist) thanks and be blessed.

iliyande:
The times we live in are so troubled. People losing their jobs, hardship, and uncertainty in what the future holds. In today’s economy there is little to hope for the future however God is never caught off guard or by surprise. God knows the future. You are not the only one that has felt that there is no hope. Even Bible heroes had their times when they wanted to give up. Job, Moses, Jonah, Jeremiah, even the powerful prophet in the Old Testament, Elijah.

Humans have definitions of hope that are different from God’s. The biblical definition of hope is not a hope-so but a know-so. Our hope in God is sure than the sun rising in the morning. Just read these verses of hope and put yourself or your own name in the place of “I" or “we". Where is hope found? It is in the Bible, the Word of God. Psalm 119:74 “I have put my hope in your word", in Psalm 119:81 “… I have put my hope in your word", and in Psalm 130:5 “… in his word (The Bible) I put my hope”. There is nothing on this earth more certain than hope in God. He will never leave us nor will He ever forsake us. He is our anchor in the present and for the future.

Redemptive Hope

Put your hope in the LORD, for with the LORD is unfailing love and with him is full redemption. Psalm 130:7

If you are a believer you can rest assured that God’s love is unfailing and He will deliver us in the days of calamity. He has rescued the born-again believers from certain judgment and promised us an eternal home with Him. Instead of using ink, God has signed this redemption with Jesus’ own blood which seals you permanently. When our hope is in the Lord and not in us, it is a rock solid hope.

Gift of Hope

For you have given me hope. Psalm 119:49

We know that there is always hope when we trust in God for He has given us His Holy Spirit to seal us as we read in Ephesians 1:13, “And you also were included in Christ when you heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation. Having believed, you were marked in him with a seal, the promised Holy Spirit."

Future Hope

For I know the plans I have for you, declares the LORD, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Jeremiah 29:11

God had plans for you. You can bank on that. His plans are not intended to harm you but to prosper you. Now this does not mean that He plans to make you rich but He does plan for you to have a secure future. God says that He has plans for you and He knows them even if we do not. Your stockbroker or financial adviser might have plans for you too, but they do not know the future, they may try to plan for a secure future but they do not have the ability to bring it about. God knows your future and is planning it better than anyone else can, ever ourselves.

Hope is for now, it is for today, and it is for tomorrow too.
Hope is for now, it is for today, and it is for tomorrow too.

Unending Hope

Put your hope in the LORD both now and forevermore. Psalm 131:3

Hope is for now, it is for today, and it is for tomorrow too. Jesus clearly tells Christians that He will never leave us, never forsake us, and will never, ever caste us away (John 6:37). This promise is for tomorrow morning, next week, and next year. This hope is the believer’s hope that covers their entire life. It is without end and will stay with us until Jesus comes for us.

Lovely Hope

The LORD delights in those who fear him, who put their hope in his unfailing love. Psalm 147:11

As a father, when your children have troubles, they come to you for advice. Always offer them hope that all things will work out for their best despite what today may seem like (Romans 8:28). So too does the Lord delight when we put our hope in Him and His unfailing love. He wants us to depend upon Him for everything. He delights to give us the desires of our hearts (Psalm 37:4).

Unashamed Hope

No one whose hope is in you will ever be put to shame… Psalm 25:3

If we have our hope in the right place, that is not in ourselves, our jobs, our circumstances, but in God alone, we will never be disappointed. We will never be ashamed for placing our hope in Him because He has the power to deliver us out of all our troubles. God owns the whole earth, He owns every animal in the forest, and He is the owner of the cattle on a thousand hills as Psalm 50:10-11 says, “for every animal of the forest is mine, and the cattle on a thousand hills. I know every bird in the mountains, and the insects in the fields are mine."

Guiding Hope

Guide me in your truth and teach me, for you are God my Savior, and my hope is in you all day long. Psalm 25:5

We are finite creatures and can not look beyond today but God has planned every step we take. He guides us and protects us, even in areas where the dark shadows of death seem imminent in the lowest valleys (Psalm 23). We might plan our own course but God Himself determines where our steps go (Proverbs 16:9).

Courageous Hope

Be strong and take heart, all you who hope in the LORD. Psalm 31:24

If we are not a believer, then we have only hope in this world and among men are most miserable. But if we are Christians, then we can take heart and be courageous because God is our hope. When God is your hope you have a sure thing. When it is in the world, then we are consumed with worry because we don’t know what comes next. Those who have hope in God have hope in the only One Who can guarantee our future.

Reverent Hope

But the eyes of the LORD are on those who fear him, on those whose hope is in his unfailing love, Psalm 33:18

When we hear the words “fear in the Lord" or “those who fear him" this is not a fear of punishment or retribution. Fear is simply a reverential respect and standing in awe of God. That is what “fear of the Lord" means. It means that those who reverence God and His name have nothing to fear at all; no evil, no pestilence, no begging for bread, and no fear of want. His unfailing love is upon those that fear or revere Him: His love never fails and His eyes are fixed on you in a permanent gaze that is transfixed upon your today and your tomorrow. You are the apple of His eye (Deuteronomy 32:10, Zechariah 2:.

Protective Hope

We wait in hope for the LORD; he is our help and our shield. Psalm 33:20

Our hope in God is a shied of life. Not only a shield in eternal life but in the present life. He is our help when we need it and our shield when we need protecting. God alone is our help and our shield.

Sovereign Hope

But now, Lord, what do I look for? My hope is in you. Psalm 39:7

When we look to ourselves, our employer, our retirement fund, or our inheritance, we can not fully hope with 100% certainty. But what do we look for when our Hope is in God? We know that even our employer’s decisions are in God’s sovereign hands. Proverbs 21:1 says, “The king’s heart is like channels of water in the hand of the LORD; He turns it wherever He wishes." The king thinks he might be in charge, or the boss might think he or she is making their own decision, but in God’s sovereignty, they do nothing that is not in God’s divine plan for us. They are subject to the Lord’s will whether they know it or not.

... when hope is in God we have reason to praise our Savior and our God.
… when hope is in God we have reason to praise our Savior and our God.

Praiseworthy Hope

Why are you downcast, O my soul? Why so disturbed within me? Put your hope in God, for I will yet praise him, my Savior and my God. Psalm 42:11

(These are repeated in Psalm 42:5 and Psalm 43:5)

Here the Psalmist examines his own heart in asking, Why am I so downcast? Why am I so disturbed? When really he has no reason to be because when hope is in God we have reason to praise our Savior and our God. If you do not know Christ, then I would agree that there is every good reason to be downcast, to be depressed, and to be so disturbed. The world is the most uncertain place to live in today above any other day but not so for those whose hope is in God.

Restful Hope

Find rest, O my soul, in God alone; my hope comes from him. Psalm 62:5

I have often times wrestled with tomorrow while I lay down to sleep. The many “what if’s" haunt my mind and do not allow me to sleep as I rehearse the day’s events and worry about what happens tomorrow if…. But worrying about tomorrow is borrowing trouble from tomorrow and spending it on today. When you realize that tomorrow is already taken care of by God alone and the hope you have in Him, then you can find rest. It is easier to sleep tonight if you know tomorrow is in God’s hands.

Hope In God Bible Verses

If you are feeling hopeless and worried about tomorrow, next week, or even next year read the rest of these verses and see how far having hope in God goes:

Psalm 65:5 You answer us with awesome deeds of righteousness, O God our Savior, the hope of all the ends of the earth and of the farthest seas

Psalm 69:6 May those who hope in you not be disgraced because of me, O Lord…

Psalm 71:14 But as for me, I will always have hope; I will praise you more and more.

Psalm 71:5 For you have been my hope, O Sovereign LORD, my confidence since my youth.

Psalm 9:18 But the needy will not always be forgotten, nor the hope of the afflicted ever perish.

Romans 12:12 Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer.

Psalm 9:18 But the needy will not always be forgotten, nor the hope of the afflicted ever perish.

Job 11:18 You will be secure, because there is hope; you will look about you and take your rest in safety.

Psalm 33:18 But the eyes of the LORD are on those who fear him, on those whose hope is in his unfailing love.

Psalm 33:22 May your unfailing love rest upon us, O LORD, even as we put our hope in you.

Psalm 119:74 May those who fear you rejoice when they see me, for I have put my hope in your word.

For A Certain Future!

If you are not a born-again Christian then you have no hope in this present world. Your future is uncertain and you have no idea what tomorrow may bring. Decide right here and now, at this very moment, to fix your hope on the rock-solid promises of God and all of these verses can be literally claimed by you. It is a promise from God Himself. Today is your day of salvation (2 Corinthians 6:2). Here is how you can have a living, breathing hope. Even if you have to print this out and read this on your knees, or you have to read it out aloud right now, I ask that you would receive Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior today. Do it right now and you have the assurance of hope in God for today, tomorrow, and for all eternity:

Remember there is still hope for Nigeria our country

aAmen

GurlFriend:
The University of Warwick has launched an investigation after a Nigerian student reported bananas in her shared school accommodation had been graffitied with racial slurs.

Faramade Ifaturoti posted a picture on Twitter, writing: “Just entered the kitchen and look at what one of my flatmates has done. I am extremely disgusted.”

'Monkey' and 'nigga', can clearly be seen written on the fruit.

The tweet quickly gathered attention and has been retweeted almost 3,000 times. The university responded to it, saying: “We’re really sorry you’ve had to experience this. It is completely unacceptable. Please DM us your email and we will escalate.”

She told BuzzFeed she felt “targeted” and that “this is not the first time something like this has happened”. In February, Ifaturoti had also complained about racism in a tweet, when she wrote: “Racism is very real. Especially in this Warwick I can’t lie.”

Ifaturoti also expressed disappointment at the university’s response. Other Warwick students were quick to express their dismay - and anger - at both the incident and the university’s response. She said “I’m highly disappointed that it took a Twitter escalation in order for you to respond.”


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/04/nigerian-student-suffers-humiliating.html

hmm

MeloGist:
they will be like, lalasticlala just bought a car worth 60million! And our children are still riding bicycle. Mbanu!

See More: http://www.melogist.com/when-the-witches-in-your-village-gather-to-discuss-your-matter-photo/

cc; lalasticlala na joke oo

lol

one of the problems we are having in this country is that we don't believe in our capabilities. i can remember when people abroad use to think that Nigerian is a state or town inside ABA. ABA was so great in those days. but now it is not something to talk about. we are the ones causing problems for our selves. made in ABA products are far cheaper and more durable than most foreign products. the earlier we start being proud of our products the better it will be for us and our crashing economy.

deturla:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3302079_cymera20160116192146_jpeg7e322708cdbe03d15b57ea69e35be739

She is always claiming that i look like the Oil Magnate and DJ Cuppy's father, Please Nairalanders. Is this true?

The Twist to this whole ish is that i bear Femi Adetola and he is Femi Otedola. Wierd, you say??

you look like him though. but don't have any stupid thoughts of being like him.

Trut:
Alex Otti is your Gov, you can cry and write grammar till eternity, Otti (Nwa Ohuhu) will still be your Gov.

it seems u don't see with your eyes. illiterates will keep up making noise. fools will keep on deceiving themselves. the mandate of abia has been given to Dr.ikpeazu and heavens has made it so.

please sent it for me. my email is mekusboy4all@yahoo.com

THE PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OF ANCIENT ISRAEL
THE HEBREWS &
THE SONS OF HAM
And the sons of Ham, Cush & Mizraim & Phut & Canaan. "Genesis 10:6"
For years, scholars, theologians and archaeologist have debated the answer to the question, "How did the ancient Israelites look physically?" Although the scriptures and other historical documents, have left a lot of evidence that confirms the physical appearance of the Israelites, much of this information is still unknown to the masses. The popular belief today among Christians, scholars and theologians, is that the people known as "Ashkenazi Jews" are the direct descendants of the ancient Israelites. But, can this be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt?
The answer is NO.
The scriptures which will be used here as the main source, supported by history and archaeology proves that these Jews are not the physical descendants of the ancient Hebrew Israelite nation. In addition it reveals who the true descendants are. The answer may leave you in shock.
Israel is mentioned in scripture over 2,500 times. The scriptures contain the Hebrews' entire history. In fact, no other people on the face of the earth have such an extensive recorded history, not even the ancient Egyptians. Every thing we need to know about the ancient Hebrews is contained in Scripture. So, let's examine these facts, information that to this day remains unknown or hidden to many "bible" readers.
ISRAEL IN THE LAND OF EGYPT
The history of the Israelite nation began in Egypt, the land of Ham. They entered Egypt 66 in number, (not including Joseph, his wife and two sons who were already in Egypt), and left numbering over two million people. Ancient Israel spent 430 years in Egypt. For half that time they enjoyed good favor with the Egyptians, but for the remainder of those years they were enslaved and horribly mistreated by them.
One of the facts scripture gives us about Israel (Ysrayl in the Hebrew tongue), is in regard to their physical appearance. Throughout scripture Israel is described as looking like the sons of Ham (Khawm in the Hebrew tongue), in physical appearance.
Ham was one of Noah's three sons, Shem and Japheth were the other two. Noah's descendants repopulated the earth after the Great Flood. Ham's descendants are traced to the families of Africa. Ham (Khawm) in Hebrew means BLACK, HOT AND BURNT.
Ham had four sons,
1. CUSH (Ethiopians / Cushites & Nubians),
2. MIZRAIM (Egyptians / Khemet),
3. PHUT (Ancient Libyans or Somalia),
4. CANAAN (Canaanite, the original inhabitants of the land of Israel) genesis 10:6-19.
All four of Ham's sons and their descendants settled in and around the continent of Africa, this includes the so called Middle East which is also a part of the Continent of Africa. Ham sons are the people of the African continent, the Ancient Egyptians, Ethiopians, Somalia's, Canaanites etc.
The Israelites are descendants of Noah son SHEM, through Abraham, he is the father of the Hebrew Israelite Nation. Abraham is the father of Isaac, Isaac is the father of Jacob, Jacob had twelve sons and these sons are the progenitors of the Israelite nation. The Twelve tribes of Israel are as follows:
REUBEN GAD
SIMEON ASHER
LEVI NAPHILTI
JUDAH ISSACHAR
ZEBULON JOSEPH
DAN BENJAMIN
Each one of Jacob's sons became a tribal nation, that made up the greater nation of Israel. EXAMPLE: Reuben's descendants became known as the tribe of Reuben. Judah's descendants became known as the tribe of Judah and so on and so forth. The nation of Israel are the descendants of Jacob who had his name changed to Israel by the Most High (Gen 28:32). That's the basics, lets move on to the meat of our lesson.
We will begin with the story of Jacob's second Youngest son Joseph, and his time in Egypt. Joseph was one of the twelve sons of Jacob (Yaaqob in Hebrew). Jacob sired Joseph in his old age, and he was clearly his favorite son. This caused Joseph's brothers to become jealous of him.
Ultimately, their jealousy resulted in Joseph being sold by Arab merchants as a slave to Egyptians.
Over the course of time Joseph became Viceroy (Governor) of Egypt and was second in command to Pharaoh in authority. There was a famine in Canaan, where Jacob and his sons lived. (Pharaoh had a dream which Joseph interpreted. His dream told of the forthcoming famine and gave Egypt an opportunity to prepare by storing food.) So, Jacob sent his ten sons to Egypt to buy bread. When Joseph's ten brothers came into Egypt they were brought before him. Joseph recognized his brothers, but they didn't recognize him (Genesis 42:1-.
Since the biblical Egyptians were a black-skinned people, Joseph had to be black-skinned also. If he were white skinned, his brothers would have recognized him easily among the "black" Egyptians. His brothers thought Joseph was another Egyptian.
The ancient Egyptians of Joseph time were indeed what we know today as "black", this is a fact attested to by many
www.angelfire.com/ill/hebrewisrael/printpages/phys.html

pls pals do anyone know how and where to download Korean and Japanese drama with less MB of about 120-150mb with a very high quality. I need answers.

hmmmmm let me reserve my comment on this matter

PLS DOES ANYONE KNOW WERE I CAN DOWNLOAD KOREAN SEASONS FOR AT LEAST 150MB PER EPISODE. PLEASE HELP