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last4eva: Wanna share my experience wif u all..
An officer of NSCDC informed me dat there is a replacement going on and told me he has some1 who is in possession of 2 slots, one slot for 1star and d oda for inspector, requesting me to pay #125000 now and #125000 wen d list is out making #250,000 in total..
Believe me, i was excited that i asked some1 to deposit the money in his acct after sending the required documents to his email.
But fortunately, i received a call saying no replacement for now, from an officer in abuja who assisted my sister during the 2012 replacement exercise..
I AM NOT SAYING THERE IS NO REPLACEMENT, JST INFORMING U OF WAT I ENCOUNTERED AND GIVING U AN INSIGHT TO WAT IS GOING ON PRESENTLY.
BE WISE..

To me, dis comment get k-legs.
U said, i waz informed dia is no replacemnt n later ur said, in capital letters, 'i did nt say dia is no replacemnt'. Wich u won make we follow?
Secondly, sum 1 helped ur sister, y didnt u trust him/her enuf to help u get d job again bt u seeked 4 info frm him/her? Not 4 me shaa, because my sauce, abi na socks,... i min source said smtn nyc is going on in NSCDC.....
It shall b wel.

tomakint: This is a thrilling news from the staple of this great and working administration of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. Woe betide any Southerner who felt Jonathan is not working

he is a gr8 silent achiever; he slow n steady. He is a meticulous planner. i wish he had bn there since last 15 yrs, nigeria would hv witness great industral transformatn. Gudluk to GEJ

MayorofLagos: ...you know!!

unlike freaking Ibo Cowards that flee batllefront into gaddem Cameroon to escape from bokoharam onslaught.

Now we know we owns this yeye country!

God Bless Oodua!

we know d ppl dat hav won many national n international awards in cowardice, i trust u ppl 4 dat, so no need mention names.
Una juju/ ogboni charm try small dia bt JESUS strong pass.
BTW, I jst wonder hw u knew dat d ova 400 nigeria army dat crossed to cameroun where selected based on dia ethnicity--igbo.
Ur a crank fukard lukin 4 relvance joor.

xhamel89: Seems more of a formality to me. I might be wrong anyway but that is what i smell because some names have been shortlisted.

sure! Ur current

Mcbussy: what he stands to gain is that he'd have time to search for better jobs. the worst condition that comes with being under-employed is the fact that the stupid job usually takes most of ur time and prevents you from staying updated.

the only reason that justifies taking a bad job is 1.) if it offers an experience dats relevant to ur field.hence,u can always gain from that experience in d future. so if u av B.Sc and not B.Ed,it's not worth it....(2.) if you don't have people you can totally depend on,that 20k per month might go a long way in terms of ur welfare. So it's up to u to decide what u feel is more favourable.

If you ask for my advice,I'd say you should reject the offer and concentrate on ur job search....but then,i wouldn't know how much u need that 20k per month.

I'm not just talking,i'm speaking from experience cos I've been there b4.

d most flexible n reasonable advice, bt i must add, take d job if it giv u tym 4 job search or add value to u. Will it make u sharp acedemically?....pls wich course u read sef?

Atmmachine: We don't have a coach

we dnt hv a manager with quality technical knowledge......
y cross balls against tall huge opponents, y nt change formation to 4-4-2, y nt play shots within shootin range, y feature efe ambrose (who i personal detest most) instead of natural number 2 (1 fair guy dat waz injured b4 world cup), y nt try ugwu uwadiegwu, enyimba wonder boy, in dat left back? hmmmm. May God help nigeria oooh

infinitemiles: There are a lot of unemployed youths
in this country. But I wonder how
many of them Will accept a job as a
mortician.
A mortician is someone who takes
care of dead bodies in the mortuary.
Will you accept such a job?
We wanna hear your views

Put better pay as monthly salary let see, lyk 300-500k naira, k. Jst try n see

lahami: dunno if. U can still apply I sent my cv to their hr department

hw? Online? Give d link, tnx

hapiness44: lol..I think I know you.we were interviewed same day and he asked me same question,mine was 8/0.25..as a mathematics graduate,I am supos to answer that without tinkin,but I tell u!,I was so tensed that I told him 'no idea' for him mind,e go just dey shake him head..

nyc to here ur course of study, bt baby, i waz nt impressed by dat perfomance because ur a maths graduate, nt any oda course, no matter d tension. I wish u lucks shaa.....its 8 mutiply by 4.

Civil defense for training camp soon. NIS list almost ready, undergoing some due processes, from 1 office to d oda......hope rises.
Thank u JESUS.

Standard007: I've (we've) gotta learn from u by not balancing d equation, dats by taking a little time from our leisure to get dat remaining 0.3 to complete our first class.


SHOUT OUT TO ALL FIRST YEARS IN D HOUSE!!!

PROUDLY A FIRST YEAR MEDICINE AND SURGERY STUDENT (ABSU)


(We don't do first class tho!)

distinction is first class equivalent

greatestman: That is were you got it wrong, we over hype first class graduates in public universities (Mind you i am student from public university with CGPA of 4.47 on the scale of 5.0 point in my final year). In public universities we have frustrated Lecturers that are not satisfied with their monthly pay, and secondly the employment selection is base on WHO YOU KNOW factor. But lecturers in private universities are selected base on merit. People with passion for teaching, people that have teaching ethics, people that are delighted to see their students passing, people that are ready to help their students. Why won't the students have good grades? unlike our lecturers in public universities that are forming local champion without any teaching ethics, been harsh to their students, nobody is ready to attend to your personal problem. Why won't you graduate with 4.2 in place of 4.6? please carry your frustration to somewhere else, Not private universities first class graduates they are good they have conducive environment for learning, they have good lecturers etc. Any first class product being it from private, state or Federal universities are good in their on way. (Being it sorting, being it malpractice, being it cramming, being it natural intelligence etc)

I can bet anything dat dis guy is a private university product. See, 90 percent of first class products in private universty are jst gud 4 second class (upper) in public university. Private university in nigeria is jst lyk (if nt less than) most universities in europe/america, where a (gud/sharp) nigerian student can get gud grades with his/her eyes closed.

babyboy4every1: you are 101% correct. Highlight or list is different from writ an essay. So he is wrong by listing the points alone...

u ppl dnt expect abdul to write an essay here, and essay is made up of explained valuable points. Simple.

Davidbee: Little wonder those igbo aspirants were communicating in their rotten language. Imagine that rubbish on a social/public forum

na God go judge u matter 4 dat purposely wrong accusation......igbo hater. Keep hating n igbos will keep recording remarkable successes

If u lyk bliv, if u lyk dnt bliv, it's ok. Tym will tel; within 3weeks, we will all know.

Ozugbo: Compile 4 exam or training.More light plssss

No tym 4 long process again.
A 'formality interview/ checking of certificate', then job offer.
No long talk.

Ozugbo: Lawal4green,how far?How market? E be like say d list go come out 2day,d last day of August wen u talk.Infact if we dnt do d needful,na so we go dey hope n 'longing'

Am nt against anything, bt whether we act or nt, d NIS list is bn compiled.....i reassure u ppl. Pls make una no dee make me repeat my sef.......gudluk all

FGjobs: Ur agent shud be admitted into a psychiatric hospital. At a point u said it was comin out, now notin is comin... U nd ur agent are definition of inconsistency... If u are not sure of any info again, shut d fvck up!

Guy, no b small ooo. I even tot d guy n his agent knew watz on board bt it seems am wrong. Let wait and see, no too much talk. i said in less dan 30 days smtn will happen in NIS recruitment in JESUS NAME

ChrisAlpha: Please it's "Meant" not "met" Hehehe First Class my ass

ok, class teacher.....na 4 special kind of being, unlex u no where dee dash it oo

ChrisAlpha: First Class Indeed

na ghost dee get am b4; it's meant 4 certain special class/grade of ppl, which he can be 1 of dem

I bliv, In less dan 30 days frm today, everything abt immigratn recruitment would hv bn concluded. Jst pray hard n shine ur eyez wela. My tot, anyway

@letter, Hmmm......na wa 4 d man oo, if he actually does all dat. Bt let jst overlook all dat, let dem shortlist/giv employment into immigratn because it long overdue. We jst need job, simple

bestestgirl: Eyeah!! apology accepted Madam
Its not your fault and its all in God's hands *hugs*

i hope u neva carry ebola frm dat hug?......lol
jst jokin, its nt ur/our portion oo

samplanner: Amen, but this has nothing to do with levels my brother we are all equal... the fastest runner doesn't always win races, every1 has his own share of bad luck in life...life goes on, no hard feelings.

sorry to ask, which course did u read?

olatade: Police sources told Saharareporters that the college had five units in training with each unit having 59 trainees and unit commander. The units affect were two Mobile Police(MOPOL) units from Nasarawa, Gombe and MOPOL 50 from Abuja. Two other units from Zamfara were also at the college during the attack.

Boko Haram militants earlier today invaded a prestigious  Nigerian Police  training college in Gwoza, Borno state.

 The militants numbering 200 arrived the  Police Mobile Force Training School  with five armored tanks earlier seized from the Nigerian army units that tried unsuccessfully to dislodge the sect from Gwoza in the last two weeks.

Police sources told Saharareporters that the college had five units in training with each unit having 59 trainees and unit commander. The units affect were two Mobile Police(MOPOL)  units from Nasarawa, Gombe and MOPOL 50 from Abuja. Two other units from Zamfara were also at the college during the attack.

Several of the trainees were reportedly killed and injured by the militants. A good number of the trainees also fled to the mountains nearby while some of the trainees managed to escape to Adamawa state.

A police source told Saharareporters that the militants blew up an armored tank stationed at the gate of the training college before gaining entrance into the school and wreaking havoc.
 
Boko Haram took over Gwoza some two weeks ago, hoisted its flag and appointed an Emir to administer the strategic northeastern township. Attempts by the Nigerian army to retake the town has been repelled by the militants in deadly counter attacks that have claimed several Nigerian soldiers.

New efforts at mobilize troops to march on Gwoza has been bogged by mutiny by troops and their families who simply refuse to take orders from their superiors to take on Boko Haram fighters as they express concern that their weaponry cannot match those of Boko Haram.

http://saharareporters.com/2014/08/20/boko-haram-militants-overrun-prestigious-mobile-police-training-college-gwoza

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Bt wait oo, let me ask, dnt we hav airforce again or can our army attack frm air or frm far distance or frm any hill/mountain around their, now dat boko haram fight openly n even occur certain part of d state?......hmmmm, God help his ppl.

I bliv dee will be through wit NIS recruitment within 30days frm now, by shortlistin d name of successful candidates......my tot shaa
pls dnt ask me hw, its a personal bliv. Gudluck all

samplanner: to those dt received invite, i wish every 1 the excellent of luck during the test. my state had already sent invite to the shortlisted candidates in the early hours of today but unfortunately i didn't receive mine. don't know wat went wrong bcs i meet all d requirements -age inclusive and I'm a first class graduate. God knows best, brethren just read wide and believe that all things comes from God.

mayb ur ova qualified naa or sum ogas feel u go ovashadow dem wit u academic supremacy naa....lol.
Sorry man, most ppl hav sum1 dia..... Godfatherism tin.
Its well wit u, Gudluck

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mandy4s: Ok ooo MODS this post needs to be on FP asap cuz u cud be saving two individuals a whole lot of stress, heartache and maybe missed job opportunities.
I came across these 2 discharge certificates while serving in Abuja from 2012-2013. The discharge date here says 2012, so am guessing these guys just passed out before I came in. well I happened to be in various leadership positions during my service here, hence how I came in possession of these. Please lets all join and share or comment on this. You may just know one of the owners. We all know how heart breaking it is to be job hunting without incomplete credentials. Swearing affidavit and all that. Hopefully these guys are on nairaland too.
PLEASE OOO LET ME SAY THAT I DIDN’T TRUST THE ACTIONS OF NYSC OFFICIALS THAT’S WHY I NEVER HANDED THESE IN SINCE THEN.
I believe we can still do the right thing here since we are wearing same shoes. Thanx y’all

u try shaa, bt 2011 no b today tin ooo.
Go to nearest NYSC or abuja own, dee hav dear home address/email/phone number naaa

Oxone: Here's a thread worth bookmarking

Mine was a couple of months after service and that was my second interview. I was so jittery because i was desperate for the job.

The interview panel was made up of a number of my peers and there was a pretty lady in the group. Everything was going well until i was asked how much i would want as my take home pay. i gave the usual "pay me the standard rate" reply. I didn't want to commit to a particular figure because i didn't want to short change myself by mentioning a low figure as there seem more to the company than meet the eye.

The lady now asked if i would accept 15k as salary and i pointed out to her that a 15k salary was a joke in Abj in 2011 and wouldn't even meet my basic needs. she then told me that there are ladies who take home pay was 15k in Abj.

*At this point i should have politely stuck to my gun & kept my mouth shut but the next few minutes was like an out of body experience for me. my brain shut down and my mouth took over, i watched myself from afar blow my chances of getting a job with that firm with the things i said.*

I Agreed with her that some ladies taking home 15k a month but pointed out to her that ladies don't always spend their money & have other ways of getting money. The group became animated and wanted to know how. That's when i finished the job with a list that includes money from admirers, dates and all. I cringed with each word but couldn't stop myself. The look on their faces especially that of the lady's when i was done told me all i needed to know. I knew i wasn't going to be called back ever. There are just somethings you don't say. I guess that daily 5 mins of madness chose that moment to manifest in the worst possible way.

Till date, i still can't explain what happened or what took over me because I'm not usually a chauvinistic Prick. it was all so surreal

dont u tink it waz ur uncle in d village or ur neighbour, who got a signal of ur intended success n decide to tune u to 'off ur talking guard channel'?......lol
sory, dear.....its a bitter pill bt u really learnt alot.

Hav medical doctors becom native doctors/ rogues/ touts dat they will displayin such act?....hmmm
hv they joined APC/ are they led by an APC medical doctor or sponsored by them?