₦airaland Forum

Hw can he be among, Is GEJ a member of d state house of assembly?

wisolf: I'm a chelsea fan but d truth must be told,Mikel has failed woefully 2 improve as a player,I hope he buys a seatbelt 4 his bench position in chelsea while coming back..

He has no reason watsoever nt to leave chelsea. He need to go and play an attacking/ central midfielder's role in spainish league or consolidate in his holding/defensive midfielder's role in an italian league or an average EPL team, for regular play to ensure match fitness n improve performance......
he has got talent, if u doubt, check U-20 finals in 2005.

bishopoliver: for conceding 5 goals at the world cup?











Our best player sha..

for being d best keeper up till now in dis world cup wit 18 superb saves, follow by anoda keeper wit 13 saves.
Let me tell u, had it been dat enyeama is nt very gud, we would hv came back wit basket of goals because d defence is in tatters

adaobi123: She should have remained silent

remain silent? U don't no dat lady at all. She jst can't do dat. She dnt package/portray herself as a star's wife/role model which she suppose to be

Oboy, dis ppl question na die oo.
U must hav a good (working) knowledge of AutoCAD b4 u can hav a gud score. In advance, I wish d successful candidates gudluck.

Pls can smbody post his last yr's prediction let c hw many dat came to pass. Dats hw we no who predicts wit accuracy.
Pls can sm1 help me explain d meaning of 7 and 20? Tnx

Hmmmm, na waa 4 waec ooooh.
C questn!

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texaco1: She won't miss her target next time. She will definitely slice off his head the next time they fight.

...hahah...no, na revenge mission d man carri style com ooo

shoerack6: The most painful part is when it comes to begging. I can stand for 1 hour begging him.
Just how many days ago, he was angry that my aunty's husband called me.
He's so jealous and practically controls my life. If not that I already have kids, I would have asked him to divorce me.
He has another wife (i'm the first) so whenever he's not talking to me, he'll just face the other wife and abandon me. This breaks me down.

no wonder aaaah.....no ur tokin....dats y his feelin lyk a king or biblical solomon? I laff

shoerack6: The most annoying thing is that he understands this dialect, but can't speak well.

d solution mayb psychiatric........he has OLD.....obsessive language disorder

[quote author=Omo_Tier1]This is what they have been fooling you people with. GEJ restricting the country and Patience Jonathan is building a N1bn hotel.. Ye right, I really know how intelligent you are

Who made GEJ president? Was it by any act of our South. South elders? How many of the elders from South South voiced out when GEJ was locked in Turia's kitchen?

Was Uduaghan not galavanting Aso rock dancing Etighie before Madam Turia when PEJ was asked to boil beans for guest in Aso rock? Where were the South East red caps chiefs? Were they not all silent and secretly lodging in hotels in Abuja to go collect their Ghana must go?

Ye ye dey smell...[/quote]Dis guy reali sound lyk he knows much. He need to make sum explanation/ to b questioned. Ur speakin lyk an insider.....i dee suspect/fear u oooo. Hmm

By God grace, to embrace my destiny n get an engrg related job in PH--oil n gas coy wont b bad at all.

Hmm

hayoakins: cos we dont sell our daughters.

However, the cash isn't giving to the groom but the bride instead. It is up to her to decide how to spend it.

Our daughters/sisters/niece and cousins aren't for sale

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Ok eee...bt u ppl dee sale b4...at a ridiculous cheap price....were d price of human being is as cheap as 10k...SMH #smiles#

Chaleeee: If I hear say Igbo man return the money!!!!!! Yorubas do not sell their children unlike the igbos. From Yoruba weddings I have witnessed, the average bride price is around N10,000 coupled with yam, fruits and other little things.

My Igbo neighbor has 5 girls and he's always saying he's sending them to sch so that he can use their bride price to buy land and build a new house. The price range can be ridiculous at times.... so families even ask for cars and landed properties in choice areas. Marriage shd be a thing of joy, not a money making avenue

No wonder y dee return it....jst 10k naira or dollars? it is an inform of rejection naaa. Dee will start collectin d day i will gv lyk 1 billion dollars...#winks#

[quote author=Harry_Potter22]How about telling her to PM her bf's dad and apologise without revealing her identity. Then become friends with him and later reveal her identity.[/quote]Mighty reasoning....it made my day.

Shm....Amechi! Amechi!! Amechi!!! Hehehehe, dnt u rather watch ur tongue?......GEJ dnt tok much bt his a secret n slow achiever.(slow poison?)..i pity u shaa

jmaine: GEJ Response had so much grace, coziness, guile, class, and subtleness with notable painful stings accompanying it . . .

What a lovely response . . . .

yes, ur rit....and tactical as wel

Henry in PH frm enugu. Mech. Engr ,UNN bt job seeker. Simple, carin n easygoing person. Need female frnds in n around PH/south east....08032984645

Policewoman: The Aro woman is even uglier than his first wife. What is wrong with men?

its nt all abt beauty, bt abt character harmony btw d 2 partners naa

Imagine Frank on d marital hot seat, n i say, ' u hv no lifeline left, is sandra ur final answer? #smiles#

At PH, 08032984645....a trial will convince u

Can sum1 roll out d details, so dat i no hw/if i can fit in. Tnx.
Stay in PH....08032984645...gudluk

haibe: correct answer is no doubt 5100

ur correct man. Did u expect an artist/botanist to b sound in maths? As he so claim dat d 1st 1000 will b minus, if u do dat u will get, 3100(4100 - 1000)....wich is very wrong sef. Ans is 5100

ajasa4link: I write tests for fellow full time students and I write exams at part time campus for a fee.. I know it's illegal, but the truth is I've realised in this Nigeria it's quite hard to make legit money if u don't have the right connections...of All d points stated by the op, I only see organizing tutorials as the only feasible option and even at that,the money always realised is always too small...I just see the mercenary thingy as using ur God given talent to make Cheddar.. If u give me a note/textbook of a course today and the exam is tomorrow, once I go through the material between today and tomorrow Morning, u are sure going to score at least a B even if ur c.a was poor

Giv u hand out/textbook today, get B 2morow.....hahaha....big joke. In wich course n in wich varsity?.....u neva jam rugged science courses dat u will read 4 weeks n still make C or D......u may b a genius shaa

ajasa4link: I write tests for fellow full time students and I write exams at part time campus for a fee.. I know it's illegal, but the truth is I've realised in this Nigeria it's quite hard to make legit money if u don't have the right connections...of All d points stated by the op, I only see organizing tutorials as the only feasible option and even at that,the money always realised is always too small...I just see the mercenary thingy as using ur God given talent to make Cheddar.. If u give me a note/textbook of a course today and the exam is tomorrow, once I go through the material between today and tomorrow Morning, u are sure going to score at least a B even if ur c.a was poor

Giv u hand out/textbook today, get B 2morow.....hahaha....big joke. In wich course n in wich varsity?.....u neva jam rugged science courses dat u will read 4 weeks n still make C or D......mtcheww

thegeorgy: thank you,i just pray he changes as he grows older,i've complained to his family members they keep saying to ignore him that he's always been like that.its not easy though.sometimes i try to ignore by playing music or surfing the net when dis madness starts,at times it works but other times i still find myself getting angry.if to say na boyfriend now,i for don carry my baggage my papa was so the opposite .never seen a man that cleans like this.my brothers are clean but they're not this crazy.phew!

hmmm...no b small tin ooo. I hope he uses jik + ariel + warm water + oda chemicals to clean d punnany b4 he chop d food ooo?....hahaha...pls na joke oo.

sccofield: Good day everyone am a fresh graduate of mechanical engineer from UNN. I have much interest in the oil and gas sector and at the same time i love everytin about computers, webdesign and programming. am tryin to make some choice about my career. Is the any how i can combine the two tins or will i have to drop one? I have always bin taking the programing as an hobby.

super lion, i hail u
find out software packages dats most is needed or useful in d oil n gas sector n do it n u will b hot cake rit away. 1st is AutoCAD. Hw do we get intouch, let relate....i will lyk to get intouch wit any oda super lion hia.
ugwuemekah@gmail.com. Tnk

Spotee: a guy once does that for me so whats the bigge..

i hope u ended up marryin him as a gud pant washer. Hope he has extended the washin stuff to d inner part of d punnany wit JIK + caustic SODA.....dnt fail to remind him ooo