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Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by mellow(m): 9:48am On Sep 01, 2007

If thet don't it will choke them to death.

Why am I in love with iice iice baby?[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Romance › Re: No Finance, No Romance! by mellow(m): 4:13pm On Aug 31, 2007

If you nor get money you be monkey no honey even daddy

according to igopee. The girls go see me demsay dem noe gree

wetin be you nor gree i never pure come de find you now level

don pure dem de run after me o say dem wan marry me o me I

gree res I nor gree sample ekwe !!![/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Christianity Etc › Re: Facts To Show That Stories of the bible are REAL including Jesus. by mellow(m): 11:21am On Aug 31, 2007

He is, Some times[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Technology Market › Re: Can Tell Me How Much A New Plasma Tv, by mellow(m): 7:39am On Aug 31, 2007

I bought my Samsung 23" Plasma LCD at the rate of 220k in Port harcourt.

You can get it at a lower price in Lagos though and again the price also depends

on the Marketers[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000].

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 7:11am On Aug 30, 2007

Wetin una de wait for? Una no de see say Ajadrage mouth don de water since?

bera give am some before the guy go de drip flood of saliva o![/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 4:07pm On Aug 29, 2007

Thank God American rescue team don run after Bin Laden[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 3:55pm On Aug 29, 2007

Ok make I de watch una de shark enter gutter.

Make I see whether I go come rescue una.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 2:48pm On Aug 29, 2007

Specify the type of pammy that you want. Is it the Benin pammy

or the Igbo Ngwo? Ehn muki Muki?[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Lovely iice how is my love?[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Many Pastors Have Rings On Both Hands? by mellow(m): 11:46am On Aug 29, 2007

tnaidaR:
Why must we be ignorant to a fault Ohhh dear Lord, come fast!!!

What must a freaking ring be an issue that discourages you?

I honestly don't know why we are so swift in reading meanings to minute details. If this is the way

we read meanings to the letters in our text books while in school we would have been geniuses[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Easybaby! by mellow(m): 11:28am On Aug 29, 2007

While you are peeping make sure you close one eye so that when PHCN

hold their light in your one eye you will start using te other.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 11:10am On Aug 29, 2007

Leave Muki Muki for me I know how handle how to handle am.

iice baby I think you don't see say osegwu den de talk say I de

collect him babe Radiant from am? I beg na you I de follow before

osegwu go brake my head.

muki Muki i de feel you sha. No be cos say ajadrage de fear you wan make

you frustrate the young man life. you better leave him now or----------

inshort I don go buy the kind cane we fit you. Sit I forgot I have never beaten

a woman before anywawz there is always a first time sha.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 8:22am On Aug 29, 2007

No Victor No Vanquished

@ iice Those eyes enchanting and mesmerising like the mid-hamattan sunset fills my being with such warm thoughts. Such iicy grace, resplendent all through the nairaland space, touch me and freeze me in this moment in time and let my heart my spirit and my soul even my body forever remain in love, with you" iice iice baby.

@ Muki Muki.

So you never know say na only poor man dem de beat? I am too rich to be beaten now. I will use money instead. But let me see if the network is

available now for immediate Transfer. Wait a bit, do you have a dollar account? No? sorry it will have mad it faster and easier.

@ajadrage thanks for the shakes pear. I have edited it anyway. Hope there is no Piracy option?[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 4:12pm On Aug 28, 2007

thank you jare my brother. All the Rhymes weh I been gramme for school

don finish for my mouth.

muki Muki got the money yet?

iice iice baby. If i die and you cut me open you will see your name engraved on my spleen.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 3:24pm On Aug 28, 2007

Muki Muki if you nor maintain I stop the transfer of that money ASAP.

iice baby I am still thinking of you though.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 2:52pm On Aug 28, 2007

All the while I was in school I never passed French once.

One thing I know is that I am hombre d' amor.

c'est la vie abi yes mon ami iice[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 2:24pm On Aug 28, 2007

Please, I just recieved a call from My Bank manager that there is been

a problem with the Network and that it is delaying the money transfer.

muki Muki please, bear with us.

See, what do I say? Love is really a bitch, tossing me here and there.

I am still in love though.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 11:25am On Aug 28, 2007

[color=#000099]My accountant is handling it meanwile you can have some

pop corn while you wait.

What is love ke? Its from the bottom of my heart.[/color][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Fool by mellow(m): 11:23am On Aug 28, 2007

You blame the young man? what do you expect from someone whose

world has gone haywire?[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 11:15am On Aug 28, 2007

No I am alone and she is only preaching to me to repent

in other words she is more or less like my confessor. Get

the gist?

@ Muki

i just called my Accountant and she is preparing the payment process, just wait up a bit ? Incidentally

I am still in love with iice iice baby.

I am very Hungry now need to go out and find something to eat

I am in love with iice yet she can't give me something to eat. Hmm, so much for love kiss

[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Politics › Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women by mellow(m): 11:08am On Aug 28, 2007

My uncle's Monkey almost raped his wife while she

was sleeping. This happened in Sapele, Delta State.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 11:03am On Aug 28, 2007

ajadrage:
Mellow, sorry ehn. Shit happens, no mind bad belle people, they only know how to cause mischief. But a piece of advice, if you want to be with Iice, you better be ready to cater for the provision of an unlimited supply of butter oh

And another thing, if you be Muki friend, abeg helep me to begging her please, she is hell bent on wounjuring me

My Dad has a butter manufacturing company so she can always have more than enough butter to last her enternity.

Mumi Muki will it be ok if I take his debt as my debt? so that I can pay it on his behalf?

cos from the look of things you can get ~~water out of stone~~ any thing out of him.

@ iice baby

what other half now?[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 10:52am On Aug 28, 2007

ajadrage:
Ehen, did not know that we got some changeling's in here, e be like say Mellow dey consider sex change so him dey use style do some sampling of reactions of people. Used to think that shit did'nt give in Naija. Iice thanks for the clarifications on Mellows on and off gender issues.

_{But when he's a guy, it seems he got the hots for you sha}

Everybody seem to love your royal coolness , even Muki the "headbanger" and "braintwister". See how she dey miss you since. As per the money Muki, make Mellow manufacture am now now now

I am too much of a gentleman to do that. Like I said earlier someone is messing with my profile. I

have never changed my Status and I have never spoken like a woman. do check my other posts and comfirm.

But i need to find out who is doing this and fast.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 10:41am On Aug 28, 2007

Sorry Ladies and Gentlemaimai. I sincerely believe that somebody

is playing with my profile. I just went through my signature and it

has been tampered with. But never mind, I will have it rectified.

@ iice iice baby,

You know I can't turn player now, person no de learn to de use

left hand at old age.

@ajadrage

Sorry o. Like I said somebody is messing with my profile.

As for the kiss I have reserved it for my darling iice iice baby.

@ Muki Muki

No wonda too much cos we no too get power to take find you and

always remember that the Police are incompetent.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 8:44am On Aug 28, 2007

@ Muki

We will have to schedule a rendevous so we can reach a compromise.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Business › Re: At What Point Are You A Millionaire? by mellow(m): 8:17am On Aug 28, 2007

When you have 1 million in Assets.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 7:57am On Aug 28, 2007

Mellow has never and will never be FEMALE. I am proudly MALE.

my sweet Loving iice baby, remember our little E-mails where I

declared my undying love for you? Still very much in love.

N.B do not tell Radiant.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Forum Games › Re: Reply Signatures. by mellow(m): 3:14pm On Aug 27, 2007

rasulua:
Aint scared to gt hurt,bt as long it shows to her that i meant my word am cool wit it,hey man do u think am kiding wit this,no aint

I de feel you my Bro. tell it to the world. It is highly carried.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ajadrage And Sharn 06, The Best Thing On Nairaland by mellow(m): 12:17pm On Aug 27, 2007

Very sorry Muki Muki, the teller made a mistake in the acct. code during the transfer

so the money has landed in my account. Sorry about that.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

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