₦airaland Forum

Merilz:
Is this why we appointed these people?

Anyway, I will Design a Of Professional Logo or Company Letterhead for 2k Only

StacyO:
Tissue paper please.

Why would you want to make use of water??



It's quite unhygienic to say the least.
Some go as far as eating with that same hand,immediately after the act. Bathing after you're done using tissue is far better.



MODIFIED::: So many dirty humans quoting me down below,
I leave no apologies for my comments.
You see comments like
**your boyfriend gives you head with a smelly butt** ? ------ Now that's to show some quoting me are as dirty as the pigs you know.
Before sex with your partner,you take your shower (fact is,most Nigerians don't know this).

Take a look at the people trying to correct me

What is your definition of a slay queen??



Truth----- No matter how you tell me to use water first,I CAN'T do it.

I use my tissue,then wash up with soap and water. If you feel so disgusted by it,it's entirely your cup of coffee.


Water::::: Making use of water attracts so many bacterias and makes you sick easily.
Worst part of this practice is that those who do it don't even use soap while in the act.

I know SOME of we Nigerians are dirty but,you guys should stop embarrassing yourselves here.
Majority of people that use water don't make use of soap. Stop trying to prove right when you're totally wrong.




Not all ladies smell down there,just so you know.


Those who even make first use of water will have a higher tendency of smelling down there cause,the soap(chemical) comes in contact with the important bacterias in the outer walls of the vagina.
This kills the little workers leaving the lady with a fish
like smelly vagina.



Now,you don't wash with soap,the butt will still have an odour for sure.



Not all will know this cause everyone is trying to form I too clean.









Like I said and I quote
**my tissue first,then water and soap second**

Any other comment apart from this,is not from me.

Alberta123:
I wonder why blacks are always aggressive knowing the history of the trigger happy white police.

The guy shot had a knife in his hand before attempting to get something in his car before been shot at the back after been ordered to stop .

The police man will be let go as he can claim self defense.


It's just a pity he lost his life over nothing.

Fucking listen to instructions from people with gun

How hard is that.

The police man is a psycho though. Shot him 7 times from the back.

Bahamas95:
OP you are a disgrace to us niggars. Girl wey you neva see her pant nai you wan buy phone for. The annoying thing is that one sharp guy could be bang!ng her steady.


Honestly I feel like punching your nose.

daddio:
AT THIS STAGE, I THINK IT'S TOO EARLY TO BUY HER ANY PHONE, ASK HER OUT, IF SHE AGREES, WAIT FOR LIKE A MONTH OR TWO TO BUY HER THE PHONE OR ANY EXPENSIVE GIFT YOU MAY WHISH TO BUY HER.

Just think twice

womenareapes:
Mr simp! have you buy your family members any phone?

I'm very sure one of your family member is in need of smartphone!

the way you men are so foolish always Marvel me!

what has your girlfriend ever give you apart from opening and closing her yansh?

Solzate:
Blood of Zachariah

My man once you get her that phone the speed at which she will have nothing to do with you will really amaze you, let me give you this advice my man don't spend your hard earned money on any lady thats not family to you,that money use it to do something for ur self or use it to get something for ur mom or sis. You guys are just friends now and the thought of getting her a phone is already in ur head ,that means when you eventually start dating how ,she go dey use billing dey flog u 24/7.

Pls my man don't buy her any phone,cause stories like this always lead to premium tears.

infogenerator:
What is really wrong with you guys on nairaland, I see ladies complain about how bitter nairaland guys can be, honestly they might be right after all.

Op, I want to believe this is a made up story or you just posted it only to get interactions.

Nonetheless,

If you met a girl today and decides to buy her a phone the next day for better communication, it does not in anyway make you a FOOL or SIMP........ If she decides to be stupid, that's her loss not yours, you were already bigger than the phone anyway....... You've a sister if she leaves the house with a terrible phone and come home with a brand new phone, that a guy she just met got her, what will be your impression of the guy? SIMP or someone really deserving of your sis?

Relationship is not a Battle ground for the cunniest or the smartest, play that game and you will ALWAYS loose.....

So much to say, but nah, I'll leave it here...


Bashing is allowed please

Ecter:
Hi good morning i must say this is a Very pleasant and well arranged write up. However, based on your relationship with the newly found crush i would say buy her if it's in your ability too. first of all because it is the right thing to do, you don't have to show hospitality all because you wanna have something in return. Secondly, buying her a phone would definitely make you feel good about yourself and you being a certified gentleman. Thirdly, she will not turn you into an ATM machine please that's not always the case i wonder why people find it so difficult to spend on a girl all because of a vivid mindset. Figuratively, let's be honest, if you don't spend on someone you wanna call yours, who else is worth it. You trying to win her over agreed, getting her a gift definitely counts. But mind you when you do that or if you eventually do that, don't expect anything in return remove your mind From it please, don't give her the impression of you like the rest guys, he got me a new phone so he can Bleep me please don't do that. If you get her the phone stay calm and totally take your mind and actions on what she might give you in return, trust me my friend, you'll be surprised. (You'll be shocked to realise that your crush just has the perfect connection you need or she might simply be the sweetest wife you'll ever have)

CreepyBlackpool:
Did her phone spoil before or after you met her




E get why I dey ask

Slimzjoe:
Baba, ask her out first. One on one and if she deserve phone, get it for her.

Leave this NL people. They just like to talk tough but they don't know how it really is for you

Sixfeetbelle:


No need for my comment.

Let the "logical" specie of the human race take their lovely time wailing on this post.

de3lar:
My seniors using the A3S, abeg what was the last update you did to your device.

I mean the date of the update.


Anyways, I'm still enjoying the Umidigi product.

Everyone is just wowed at the look of the phone compared to it's price.

Stephenmoka4:
Umidigi A3 fell and there goes the crack screen and bad display plus unresponsive touch, where can I repair it, the shop I entered today said it's an uncommon product and they can't fix it.

Hopefully23:
Atikus people see better state