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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Magical Lionel Messi Earns Shock Inter Miami Win by Melonsmasher: 11:59pm On Jun 19, 2025

GOAT

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Spending $285 Million A Night On Missile Defense In Iran War (pics) by Melonsmasher: 1:34pm On Jun 19, 2025

They Have Money for Wars
But Can't Feed the Poor
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Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Return To Lagos After His Second Term - Idris Mohammed To El-Rufai by Melonsmasher: 7:07am On Jun 19, 2025

Stale....... nonsense.........................

Politics › Re: Oyo Spends ₦63.4 Billion To Renovate Government House For 50th Anniversary by Melonsmasher: 6:53am On Jun 19, 2025

Nothing new........ na their regular doings.............

Romance › Re: Since I Bought A Car, I Find It Hard Dating A Man Without Car:Nigerian Lady Says by Melonsmasher: 6:12am On Jun 19, 2025

Serial dater.. Continue your car owners dating.... I'm sure na man still buy the so called car wey she dey claim she bought

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Politics › Re: Former Vice President Alhaji Namadi Sambo Defects From The PDP To APC by Melonsmasher: 6:08am On Jun 19, 2025

This one is politically irrelevant............

Foreign Affairs › Re: "It's Too Late To Negotiate,I May Or May Not Strike Iran" - Trump by Melonsmasher: 6:06am On Jun 19, 2025

Righteousness2:
Watch the sharp decline in launched from Iran:

June 13 - 200 missiles
June 14 - 100 missiles
June 15 - 75 missiles
June 16 - 30 missiles
June 17 - 20 missiles

In a week's time they'll be throwing stones and Knockouts.

Children of ISRAEL, Una do this one..😂

Man of God.........
na you talk this one?............

Foreign Affairs › Re: Whatsapp Denies Iran’s Claim That It Is Spying For Israel by Melonsmasher: 8:34pm On Jun 18, 2025

inoki247:
Lol okay mak everybody go back to Newspaper

Dumb, so you can use newspaper to communicate with your family?

Education › Re: ABU, Zaria Bans Kissing, Hugging, Bushy Hair, Beard, Tattoo, Dreadlocks, Sagging by Melonsmasher: 8:03pm On Jun 18, 2025

Nemesis0147:
Beard ke….shey they will be giving the students money to shave every 3 days 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Omo ehhh that one off me ohhh.. Imagine me without my beards

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Threaten Those Who Are Afraid Iranian Nation Isn't Frightened! Khamenei To Trump by Melonsmasher: 5:02pm On Jun 18, 2025

And after the post, he took off to Oman leaving his country people to blow up in pieces

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: As A Premier League Football Fan Which Of These Logo Is Iconic (picture)? by Melonsmasher: 4:49pm On Jun 18, 2025*

chudez0147:
Drop your number Mek I hala you! You hear ? How many odds you Dey stake ??

Coded
Omo ehh0 I done8 chop ban taya0 for6 here3 if6 this8 no work8 I don't6 know3 how else bro4..........

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: As A Premier League Football Fan Which Of These Logo Is Iconic (picture)? by Melonsmasher: 3:26pm On Jun 18, 2025

chudez0147:
My guy. You Dey stake real good ?? Abeg Dey pass me games abeg . Thanks

How u wan take dey get am na?? Though e get whatsapp group wey I run with my guys

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: As A Premier League Football Fan Which Of These Logo Is Iconic (picture)? by Melonsmasher: 12:00pm On Jun 18, 2025

chudez0147:
All of it is okay. I just want league back. It has been dull weekends ever since

I swear, no better game to stake.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nairaland General › Re: Whose Actions Most Changed The Course Of Human History. by Melonsmasher: 11:15am On Jun 18, 2025

Where is Pablo Escobar on the list...... huh

Foreign Affairs › Re: Indian Billionaire, Sunjay Kapur Dies After Swallowing A Bee During Polo Match by Melonsmasher: 10:19pm On Jun 16, 2025

Wu killah bee.........................................

Crime › Re: How 10-year-old Boy Killed Police Dad In Anambra by Melonsmasher: 5:24pm On Jun 16, 2025

Omo things dey happen for this life o..

Naaaawaooh!!!!!!!

Politics › Re: Top 10 Africa’s Strongest Country By Military Strength by Melonsmasher: 4:28am On Jun 16, 2025

slivertongue:
So Nigerian military that is not as effective as Ghana that is not no the list is 3rd. A military that can't be relied on to put away BH shouldn't be 3rd

3rd to last brother

Sudan and Lybia were most effective

Politics › Re: I Will Never Leave APC To PDP Again, Mark My Words - Bwala Vows (video) by Melonsmasher: 3:34am On Jun 16, 2025

OKOATA:
There's no difference between APC and PDP though. They are both siblings. ~~Same Father~~ but ~~different Mother~~

They are same mother, with different fathers.. They are all products of promiscuity

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Family › Re: Drop A Shout-out For Your Dad! Happy Father's Day To All Nairaland Dads by Melonsmasher: 2:10pm On Jun 15, 2025

Finchmgh:
Fathers are the backbone of the society. Without fathers, women will feed on sand and mud for survival.

Mothers are nothing Without husbands. Women are like filthy rags in the society without the necessary backing from men.

You know nothing about life

Nairaland is a joke now, really.. Smh

Politics › Re: I Am Ready To Die For APC - Orji Uzor Kalu by Melonsmasher: 11:46pm On Jun 11, 2025

That's your scheme to milk to the last drop of the country you'd rather not die for..

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Stumbles While Boarding Air Force One by Melonsmasher: 3:39pm On Jun 09, 2025

tenpipsperday:
are

Yes because it will take about two to three men to raise him up with his gummy smelling saliva oozing from one side of his mouth where his rotten tobacco stained teeth are

🤣

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Stumbles While Boarding Air Force One by Melonsmasher: 3:33pm On Jun 09, 2025

Dogalmighty17:
The same Trump asked Joe Biden to resign when Joe stumbled.

Politics › Re: I’m Using Orji Kalu’s Infrastructure Template To Rebuild Aba – Governor Otti by Melonsmasher: 3:11pm On Jun 09, 2025

benuejosh:
Something is happening.

Labour Party is taking a clue from APC man to build infrastructure.

Alex was actually an APC man. I forgot that.

Was Orji Kalu in APC during his time as a governor?

Romance › Re: See Why I Told My Friend To Cancel His Wedding And Look For Another Girl by Melonsmasher: 10:01pm On Jun 07, 2025

Mugu

Romance › Re: What I Saw In My Wife's WhatsApp Chat With Her Close Friend by Melonsmasher: 9:47pm On Jun 07, 2025

Futuristica:
Nope..she lost her womb in that pregnancy

Get another wife

Politics › Re: 'Repentant’ Boko Haram Commanders Return To Sambisa – ICIR by Melonsmasher: 9:36pm On Jun 07, 2025

Instead, according to him, each surrendering fighter received only ₦100,000 cash and then was left to fend for themselves.

🤔🤔🤔
SMH these animals that were supposed to be wiped out were being paid instead

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Family › Re: Married Men's Greatest Regret About Marriage: You Could Learn From This Too by Melonsmasher: 9:22pm On Jun 07, 2025

MICHEALADEX:
We didn’t do comprehensive check now we are battling massive fibroid 4 months into marriage

Damnn bro

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Family › Re: Married Men's Greatest Regret About Marriage: You Could Learn From This Too by Melonsmasher: 9:20pm On Jun 07, 2025

NokiaN8:
Never marry a lady that is not brilliant or not working..

Marrying a dumb and jobless woman would be the greatest mistake..

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