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Crime › Re: Apprentice Stabs His Boss To Death For Dating His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend In Edo by Melonsmasher: 10:14pm On Mar 28, 2025

hartopher76:
Its good they have settled the case amicably, one goes to hell, the other goes to jail, and the girl is left to look for another sugar boy/ sugar daddy.

Lol yes as one goes to hell, the other goes to jail, and the girl goes away to look for other men to nail.. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Bill To Create Prime Minister Office Passes Second Reading At HoR by Melonsmasher: 7:46am On Mar 28, 2025

ussv:
more avenue for corruption, wetin prime minister wan do ?

Nothing but loot

Politics › Re: 42 Additional Constitution Amendment Bills Pass Second Reading (Full Text) by Melonsmasher: 1:34pm On Mar 27, 2025

Additional bills to bypass billions

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Health › Re: Can I Get Stroke At 30? by Melonsmasher: 5:14am On Mar 27, 2025

smartlad:
im just waiting patiently for it to return working i don't hv the resources to go to hospital

Eat alot of cabbage, it will help you get better

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Spotted In Uyo Watching World Cup Qualifier Match (Photo) by Melonsmasher: 12:22pm On Mar 26, 2025

femi4:
na draw

Na still lost

Agriculture › Re: What Fruit Tree Would You Grow? (picture) by Melonsmasher: 12:17pm On Mar 26, 2025

YeyeGbami:
Not on my timeline, too blessed to be worried

OK keep dreaming

Agriculture › Re: What Fruit Tree Would You Grow? (picture) by Melonsmasher: 12:13pm On Mar 26, 2025

Mariangeles:
Imagine we all planted at least a fruit tree before the end of Tinubu's tenure, so that the years are not totally wasted.
If Tinubu fails, mother nature would never disappoint.

So, what would you grow?

If not for the fact that Palm trees takes long years to bear fruits, it's one of the best economical plant

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Agriculture › Re: What Fruit Tree Would You Grow? (picture) by Melonsmasher: 12:11pm On Mar 26, 2025

YeyeGbami:
Tinubu will not fail!

Y'all need to stay positive

Sorry, but the nightmare is real.. You need to wake up now

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Health › Re: Generator Fumes Kill Lovers In Rivers by Melonsmasher: 12:07pm On Mar 26, 2025

fitinwell:
Besides who still On Generator all through the Night this period... With ₦850 per litre PMS to have Sex..?

It was a special night, you wouldn't mind spending more than that either grin

Health › Re: Generator Fumes Kill Lovers In Rivers by Melonsmasher: 12:03pm On Mar 26, 2025

ARISHEM:
The lady’s name is peace.
They both rest in peace

Some people think like insects

Celebrities › Re: Actor Nkubi & His Wife Celebrate Their Daughter Soromtochukwu As She Clocks 1 Yr by Melonsmasher: 7:40am On Mar 26, 2025

Magnificenttop:
You can wish it on your own children and generation (God forbid) since you say it is not evil, not on this innocent angel.
Take your stu.pidity somewhere else, not in my mention.

Madness..

Celebrities › Re: Actor Nkubi & His Wife Celebrate Their Daughter Soromtochukwu As She Clocks 1 Yr by Melonsmasher: 4:45am On Mar 26, 2025

Magnificenttop:
Why wish the little angel evil? May she not be a dwarf. You're not God. Ok

How is dwarfism evil?

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Doesn't Flinch As Activist Points Apparent Gun At His Head by Melonsmasher: 9:08am On Mar 23, 2025

Activist abi crackhead

Crime › Re: Naira Mutilation: EFCC Arrests Kano Tiktok Influencer by Melonsmasher: 6:25am On Mar 23, 2025

Sports › Re: Great George Foreman Is Dead At 76 by Melonsmasher: 5:01pm On Mar 22, 2025

naptu2:
George Foreman vs Muhammad Ali (1974)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M22nWSzyccE?si=HuTYjX9prEFuBcMm

Crime › Re: Police Bust Syndicate Selling Human Body Parts For Rituals In Ibadan by Melonsmasher: 4:54pm On Mar 22, 2025

Yoruba doings

Sports › Re: World Cup Qualifier: Galatasaray Fan Flies To Rwanda Just To Watch Osimhen (Pic) by Melonsmasher: 2:59am On Mar 22, 2025

Hope he's already married

Crime › Re: House Owner Kill Boy For Trying To Retrieve Ball From His Compound (photos) by Melonsmasher: 2:50am On Mar 22, 2025

Rexymania:
Let's hear from the man...them fit duh show the man shege which warranted him to act in that way. Multiple theft

Dumb comment

Crime › Re: House Owner Kill Boy For Trying To Retrieve Ball From His Compound (photos) by Melonsmasher: 2:49am On Mar 22, 2025

optm:
This one has brought blood judgement upon his family lineage.

A barrister for that matter

Crime › Re: Teenager Dies After Imo Landlord Shot Him For Entering His Compound by Melonsmasher: 2:10am On Mar 22, 2025

mii4u:
No matter the case, he has no right to shoot that teenager.

A barrister for that matter

Education › Re: Get Admission To Schools In the UK, USA, Australia & Canada For Free by Melonsmasher: 1:45pm On Mar 21, 2025

Wow what a free world

Sports › Re: This Is The Most Beautiful Nigerian Jersey Design In My Opinion. (picture) by Melonsmasher: 11:24am On Mar 21, 2025

CodeTemplarr:
Aso Ebi. Looks like ankara.

Yes, it's African

Politics › Re: How Can Wike And Emeka Ike Be Age Mate?(photo) by Melonsmasher: 11:22am On Mar 21, 2025

Artiiclebeast:
Same Emeka is a Benson and Hedges chimney...

Sports › Re: Google Gets Asisat Oshoala And Giannis Antetokunpo To Compete In Keepie Uppies by Melonsmasher: 7:28am On Mar 21, 2025

owobokiri:
Is Assisat gay?
Recently, her dressing, mannerisms and all are giving all sorts of weird vibes..
Started from her Barcelona days

She's an athlete not a model, you expect her to put on mini skirts and show her cleavage like your favorite nollywood actresses then you can accept her as not gay? 🙄

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Politics › Re: How Can Wike And Emeka Ike Be Age Mate?(photo) by Melonsmasher: 11:42pm On Mar 20, 2025

Lwkmd

Wikedness can make a man look older than his father

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Crime › Re: Ex-Naval Officer Beat Abuja Hotel Staff (Video) by Melonsmasher: 10:14pm On Mar 20, 2025

ceejay80s:
And these are the kind of people tinubu pushed to rivers as administrator

Exactly a comment I expected to see before opening the thread... Nigerians are highly predictable

Sports › Re: Humble Ngolo Kante (photo) by Melonsmasher: 4:20pm On Mar 20, 2025

Dickson178:
Aboki na Aboki , nothing you go tell me!

Politics › Re: Tinubu In Meeting With Rivers Sole Administrator, Ibok-Ete Ibas (Video) by Melonsmasher: 1:08pm On Mar 20, 2025

datola:
His name will be written in the good book of history as a former governor especially if he performs well.

That should be the main motivation of public service not embezzlement of fund.

Wow interesting.. I thought the luck was meant for embezzling of public funds

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Politics › Re: Dangote Refinery Halts Fuel Supply To Nigeria Amid Naira-for-crude Deal Collapse by Melonsmasher: 4:22pm On Mar 19, 2025

Politics › Re: State Of Emergency: Who Do You Think Is The Greatest Loser by Melonsmasher: 3:00pm On Mar 19, 2025

Nigerians are greatest losers

Politics › Re: Tinubu In Meeting With Rivers Sole Administrator, Ibok-Ete Ibas (Video) by Melonsmasher: 2:51pm On Mar 19, 2025

datola:
The man of the moment.

Lucky man

This is the main problem with Nigeria..

WHAT MAKES HIM LUCKY PLEASE CAN YOU EXPLAIN?

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