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Celebrities › Re: Tuface Idibia Spotted With Natasha Osawaru (Photo) by Melonsmasher: 10:59am On Mar 02, 2025
walozanga:
I need to slap that 2babas tailor
The werey no try at all, and baba himself no send am
Celebrities › Re: Tuface Idibia Spotted With Natasha Osawaru (Photo) by Melonsmasher: 10:56am On Mar 02, 2025
lebienconnu:
The short one.
You are welcome.
The tall lady breast done fall finish cheesy
Crime › Re: What Is The Name Of This Animal by Melonsmasher(op): 10:46am On Mar 02, 2025
Axis313:
@ op,what crime did the innocent animal committed that warranted you to put this topic in crime section.
It invaded my territory grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Norway Fuel Giant 'refuses To Fill US Submarines' After Trump-Zelensky Clash by Melonsmasher: 12:23am On Mar 02, 2025
Serious matter
Crime › Re: What Is The Name Of This Animal by Melonsmasher(op): 8:35pm On Mar 01, 2025
Mikespecialone:
Looks like a bat 🦇
not a bat, I've seen bats before but I haven't seen this creature before
Crime › Re: Man Set Ablaze For ‘Beheading’ Woman In Delta by Melonsmasher: 8:30pm On Mar 01, 2025
Delta
Crime › What Is The Name Of This Animal by Melonsmasher(op): 8:27pm On Mar 01, 2025
This flying creature was stoned down from a tree at my backyard this afternoon, it looks like a squirrel but it's bigger. It wings look like that of a bat

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Kicks Zelensky Out Of The White House After Heated Argument (Video) by Melonsmasher: 10:47pm On Feb 28, 2025

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Kicks Zelensky Out Of The White House After Heated Argument (Video) by Melonsmasher: 10:27pm On Feb 28, 2025
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Kicks Zelensky Out Of The White House After Heated Argument (Video) by Melonsmasher: 10:19pm On Feb 28, 2025
MaziObinnaokija:
angry sad huh huh ZELENSKY is a man with IRON DRONE HAIRY THICK BALLS cheesy cool.

Nor gree for that STUPID IDIOT.Nah everybody he wan control .

Bastard angry
Dumb
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 400 Level Student Goes Viral Over His Unique Full Name by Melonsmasher: 11:45am On Feb 28, 2025
OlofofoCorner:
Both christians and Muslims ......

They prefer to answer Peter, Ahmed , Jonathan, Sahid , Rashid etc

That's why I respect the Japanese, Chinese , indians ......Indians was also colonized by the Brits . But indians still practice their religion , respect their culture and traditions.......Not like black Africans who were totally brainwashed......That's why they are treated like subhuman......
Religion has terribly disoriented the mindset of a black man.. A black man is ridiculously an embodiment of imprudence and stupidity in the eyes of a white man.
Career › Re: I Just Collected The First Salary Of My Career by Melonsmasher: 10:14am On Feb 28, 2025
davit:
Whose fault not who's fault. Abi nah Android too cause this one?

Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 400 Level Student Goes Viral Over His Unique Full Name by Melonsmasher: 9:05am On Feb 28, 2025
Omoawoke:
This generation of black Africans are the most foolish beings to have ever existed in the history of humanity and the entire cosmos
Very confused identity and lack of self respect and awareness

Go to India, we know Indians by their names, we no Chinese by their names, we know whites by their names, same for Arabs, Japanese…
But a black African man, who are you?
Mostly Christians in Nigeria, they see their own tradition and culture as abomination
Foreign Affairs › Re: Transgender Service Members To Be Removed From US Military by Melonsmasher: 8:59am On Feb 28, 2025
Poormanpikin:
Impeach Trump, remove him, imprison him or better still, castrate the idiot for the betterment of the US, EU, Ukraine, Europe and the world at large.
Go and sit down with that gay comment
Sports › Re: You Won't Want Your Son To Be Like Jamie Carragher - Jay-Jay Okocha (Video) by Melonsmasher: 8:34am On Feb 28, 2025
Make we hear word.. Shebi na only Nigeria dey play for AFCON.

With all the rubbish dem dey display for AFCON dem still get the rotten mouth to defend the tournament like champions, serial losers like the super eagles
Politics › Re: Untold Story Of Gloria Okon (the Mysterious Ibb Drug Pusher) by Melonsmasher(op): 7:04am On Feb 28, 2025
IBB's book isn't complete if this piece isn't found in it
Crime › Re: Gunshot Tetanus: 7 Suspects In Anambra Lawmaker's Killing Feared Dead In Cutody by Melonsmasher: 5:29am On Feb 28, 2025
oz4real83:
Nigerian police that killed somebody on handcuffs, claiming he was shot when he tried escaping just to cover up, that same police force can do anything shocked. The drama started when two of them "escaped", the drama has been completed with the alleged death of the remaining suspects shocked
Those ones wey escape are obviously dead with no trace
Politics › Re: "Gowon’s Failed Promise To Secure Igbos Triggered Civil War" - IBB by Melonsmasher: 4:58am On Feb 28, 2025
Racoon:
Lt General TY Danjuma
This guy did alot of damage to Nigeria than build
Politics › Re: $57m Tea, Wristwatch : How IBB Jailed Me For Offence I Didn’t Commit – Prof. Tam by Melonsmasher: 4:39am On Feb 28, 2025
grin
GanagiBitrus:
Looks like everyone in that IBB era should write their own book & tell their tales.
Politics › Re: Native Doctors Protest Alleged Witch-Hunt By Soludo’s Administration by Melonsmasher: 6:53pm On Feb 27, 2025
Kennitrust:
They look clean, they're not serious at all.
They should look dirty abi grin
Politics › Re: Native Doctors Protest Alleged Witch-Hunt By Soludo’s Administration by Melonsmasher: 6:51pm On Feb 27, 2025
doncartel:
Imagine being the governor of Kogi, Edo or Ogun state and all the traditionalists in the state are preparing charms against you.

Politics › Re: Dangote Crashes Petrol Price To ₦‎825 Per Litre by Melonsmasher: 11:22pm On Feb 26, 2025
LegendHero:
PDP met it at 11 - 20 naira.
OK next government should take it to 5,000

It keeps getting better
Politics › Re: Lagos-Calabar Highway To Be Completed In Tinubu’s Second Term — Umahi by Melonsmasher: 6:26pm On Feb 26, 2025
Clowns..

And if he loses the second term, the money is gone abi..
Politics › Re: Did You Read This Book ? Why We Struck? by Melonsmasher: 4:52pm On Feb 26, 2025
Tochi3:
..a major participator in the coup said it was no Igbo coup..

..that book is a must read..

grin grin
Ademoyega said in this book it wasn't Igbo coup, Ademoyega was one of the key plotters.

Nzeogwu, Ademoyega will always be my heroes, their idealogy and revolution is legendary. These were men whose faces are supposed to be on the naira notes.

Ironsi and his team ruined the better plans Nzeogwu and his men had for Nigeria, when he arrested the January 15 coup plotters and took over power, he was total ignorant on how to run a government, he didn't know about the idealogy of the coup plotters. That was the beginning of Nigerian nightmares.
Politics › Re: Did You Read This Book ? Why We Struck? by Melonsmasher: 4:37pm On Feb 26, 2025
Racoon:
Read this book as well as Max Siollun account and balance up your knowledge of Nigerian Nigerian military history.
And "The Five Majors" by Ben Gbulie

Ben Gbulie covered extensively the January 15 action from the north, Ademoyega covered from the west and the east (during the Biafra civil war, he led the liberation army after Victor Banjo)
Politics › Re: Did You Read This Book ? Why We Struck? by Melonsmasher: 4:34pm On Feb 26, 2025
Where can I get pdf copy of this book?
Food › Re: Kunu - Tell Me Everything You Know About It by Melonsmasher: 11:00pm On Feb 25, 2025
finemocha:
i know my father nearly panel beat my ass when he found out that i purchased it from a street vendor.
Lol
Romance › Re: My Wife Doesn’t Kiss Because Of Phobia About Bacteria Exchange, No Mouth Odour by Melonsmasher: 1:35pm On Feb 24, 2025
Odingo1:
Sex is always done under cover of darkness, if I on blue light, she will say off it. If I initiate sex in afternoon she will decline it or find excuse. I have hardly seen how her kpekus look like.
🙄
Romance › Re: My Wife Doesn’t Kiss Because Of Phobia About Bacteria Exchange, No Mouth Odour by Melonsmasher:
Odingo1:
My wife doesn’t kiss, she said she fear exchange of bacteria, I don’t have mouth odour, she only said she have fear or phobia about exchange of bacteria since her teenage age, our marriage is 1 month. We dated for 3 months and kiss few times and had sex once but she insisted that marriage is required before sex. In sex she is not interested in changing styles only missionary and no BJ, she said is a taboo. She is 27 and I am 34.

Did she not suppose to tell me all this before marriage or am I scammed.
🙄
Health › Re: Lassa Fever Outbreak: NCDC Confirms 80 Deaths, 413 Cases Across 11 States by Melonsmasher:
SCAM
Celebrities › Re: Miss Nollywood International Hassana Ozohu Salisu Reached Out To Over 400 Kids A by Melonsmasher: 8:55am On Feb 24, 2025
anonimi:
Ehn now, shebi that is how T-Pain is feeding every Lagosian and even all Nigerians sef since he can't create jobs as promised to make the country prosper in productivity huh
Tinubu na bastard

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