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Forum GamesRe: Build Your Ideal Woman With ₦1000 by Melonsmasher: 4:31pm On Jan 15, 2025
Twoclans:
Let me build for my guy akeeng

Big breast 500
Good in bed 200
Funny 300

I am very sure this will be his specification undecided
Continue clowning
Forum GamesRe: Build Your Ideal Woman With ₦1000 by Melonsmasher: 4:29pm On Jan 15, 2025
Useless post
PhonesRe: A Review New Oraimo Watch Nova AM: Best Smartwatch For Business Professionals by Melonsmasher: 4:28pm On Jan 15, 2025
God's time
FamilyRe: When Rich People Say They Don't Want Children! by Melonsmasher: 4:19pm On Jan 15, 2025
Hotspurs:
but cr7 and kyle walker has 4 to 5 children each and they fucking rich, so does it mean they are poor and their mind is clouded im sex
Dont mind him, he's the poor one with the poor mindset.. Even Ebang Baltasar that likes sex and rich has 6 kids
FamilyRe: When Rich People Say They Don't Want Children! by Melonsmasher: 4:12pm On Jan 15, 2025
Ladoja19:
No worri
Remain baren then
Boy I have 2 kids ok.. But their mom is a pain in the ass, you can't understand
Foreign AffairsRe: Los Angeles Fire: Video Of Homes In Rubble (photos/video) by Melonsmasher: 4:08pm On Jan 15, 2025
MMempire:
Time for them to start using bricks and blocks with cement and iron rod reinforcement. What a lesson.
So you mean all skyscrapers in LA were built with sticks abi? 🙄

Foreign AffairsRe: Los Angeles Fire: Video Of Homes In Rubble (photos/video) by Melonsmasher: 3:58pm On Jan 15, 2025
Like the city of Pompeii
FamilyRe: When Rich People Say They Don't Want Children! by Melonsmasher: 3:17pm On Jan 15, 2025
Marriage is bondage
Car TalkRe: Man Confronts Fuel Pump Attendant Over Pumping Air Instead Of Fuel (Pics/Video) by Melonsmasher: 4:39am On Jan 15, 2025
Chukwumagordian:
Everyone in Nigeria is looking for ways to cheat the other... Why are we like this?

A cook is stealing ingredients from the kitchen

A driver is buying half tank and reporting full tank

People working in the poultry are stealing eggs

Accountants are changing figures

People working in supermarkets are stealing

Teachers and lecturers are stealing from students

Girlfriends are stealing from boyfriends

Wives are stealing from their husbandd

Even church is not exempted... Once you get a position in a church, it's always an opportunity to steal...

Where exactly will Tinubu start to fight corruption?😂 😂
Tinubu himself is blatantly milking the country
CrimeRe: WATCH: Owner Of Don Maserati Classic Boutique On Lagos Island Allegedly Orders B by Melonsmasher: 5:19am On Jan 14, 2025
thesicilian:
Maserati. Where have I heard that name before?
Xvideos, one huge melons grin
PoliticsRe: Bots changing IPO.BS To IGBOS and vice versa? by Melonsmasher: 4:17am On Jan 11, 2025
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CelebritiesRe: Ayra Starr Named Nigeria's Top Female Artist Of 2024 by Melonsmasher: 8:56pm On Jan 10, 2025
greatiyk4u:
Somebody somewhere is planning to capture her
grin
SportsRe: Brown Ideye And Éric Chelle Playing Against Each Other (Throwback Photo) by Melonsmasher: 8:54pm On Jan 10, 2025
Pacesetter123:
But it's not wrong nah.
Most of the Brazilian super stars always go back to play in their local league before retiring.I really like the guy's decision to come back and play in his home country before he will retire.I travelled to watch him played last Sunday against the Black Bullets of Botswana in Godswill Akpabio Int'l stadium in Uyo and he scored a very beautiful goal in their 4:1 humiliation of the visitors.
The guy is still very active.
By the grace of God,I will still go and watch them this coming Sunday against Amazari of Egypt before traveling back to my base since I am still around in Uyo since that last Sunday.
You have a good point right there bro..
SportsRe: Brown Ideye And Éric Chelle Playing Against Each Other (Throwback Photo) by Melonsmasher: 5:33pm On Jan 10, 2025
Brown Ideye has played for Dynamo Kyiv, West Bromwich Albion, Olympiacos, Malaga, Aris, Goztepe, and finally dropped in Eyimba..

What a career
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Cameron Okoye And Burna Boy by Melonsmasher: 12:48pm On Jan 10, 2025
Pass him the weed not the oil
AgricultureRe: What Is The Name Of This Fish by Melonsmasher: 5:51pm On Jan 08, 2025
maasoap:
Poisonous? grin grin
Its sharp, pointed sting on the tail simply pierced the guys heart, no poison
It stings venom
AgricultureRe: What Is The Name Of This Fish by Melonsmasher:
SouthSouth1914:
This is what killed Steve Irwin live on national geographic channel. So long!!
No be lie o... Avoid the tail
FamilyRe: Father Turns To Prayer As Daughter Eyes N5 Million Sports Bet Win (pic, Video) by Melonsmasher: 5:25pm On Jan 08, 2025
D00msDay:
@ Sonofgod1990 my guy come and show them how it works. grin grin

Btw, game wey go cut go cut, game wey go enta go enta. U fit bet make all the players wear boot enta pitch. He go kun shock u wen one player go wear sandal come.
grin

CrimeRe: 29-Year-Old Groom Poisoned By 14-Year-Old Bride In Jigawa by Melonsmasher: 5:10pm On Jan 08, 2025
At 14 she already had an ex lover, she dated her husband 2 years (at 12) before the controversial marriage.. That means she lost her virginity before puberty undecided
PoliticsRe: "I have received over 200 death threats since Peter Obi's Accusation" - Morka by Melonsmasher: 12:19pm On Jan 08, 2025
This shit has been played out by Reno
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs WestHam (4 - 1) On 4th January 2025 by Melonsmasher: 3:35pm On Jan 04, 2025
Man city falling into 2025
PoliticsRe: Nobody Made Me Rivers Governor, I Fought My Way To Power – Wike by Melonsmasher: 1:35pm On Jan 04, 2025
CLOWN
CrimeRe: Nigerians Are All Criminals - South Africans by Melonsmasher: 1:10pm On Jan 04, 2025
igborilla:
Biafrans not Nigerians please
Is tinubu the lord of all criminals a Biafran?
FashionRe: Lady's Long Braid On The Ground As She Walks On The Road (Video, Photos) by Melonsmasher: 12:43pm On Jan 04, 2025
Street sweeper
HealthRe: China Battles Surge In Respiratory Illness Amidst Fears Of New Outbreak by Melonsmasher: 9:53am On Jan 04, 2025
stunnert:
Another made in china virus
human metapneumovirus (HMPV) lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: 2024 Recap In 1 Picture by Melonsmasher: 8:51pm On Jan 03, 2025
grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Expand Credit Access To Citizens by Melonsmasher: 5:14pm On Jan 03, 2025
This is not a solution but another means to rip poor people off
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Dodged a Bullet: Peter Obi Is Clueless by Melonsmasher: 5:53am On Jan 02, 2025
CommentOfDMatch:
angry angry grin ;DNigeria dodge bullet and collect bomb.
Boooom!
PoliticsRe: God Will Crush Enemies Of Rivers State, The Red Biro Is Still With Me - Fubara by Melonsmasher: 3:31pm On Jan 01, 2025
Noise makers
PoliticsRe: FG Absolves Tinubu’s Reforms From Stampedes Over Foodstuffs by Melonsmasher: 10:39am On Dec 23, 2024
If most of the victims could afford a bag of rice their untimely death would have been avoided. Shame on u tinubu and his government
PoliticsRe: 2025 Budget Cannot Address Nigeria’s Economic Challenges - Atiku by Melonsmasher: 6:32am On Dec 23, 2024
Atuero:
Off point

This is a budget of continued hardship
How can you service debt with about 15Trn and still willing to pile another debt of 13Trn while wasting a whole 15Trn on recurrent expenditures that's can easily be slashed by 50% if the government is accountable


I truly empathize with us Nigerians
It's affecting even the rich, I bought turkey @150k in the market and you think there will be light at the end of the tunnel?
The zombies can't comprehend
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Tinubu And Kalu That Got Nigerians Talking by Melonsmasher: 6:28am On Dec 23, 2024
Rubbish

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