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Business › Re: When Last Did You Spend N5, N10, N20, N50 And N100 Notes? by Melonsmasher: 12:13pm On Nov 13, 2024
Where is our kobo?
Food › Re: This Is The Current Price Of Sweet Potatoes In Kaduna (video/pictures) by Melonsmasher: 12:00pm On Nov 13, 2024
Ameboperoo:
You can make garri, elubo and even flour from sweet potatoes. Take advantage of this and thank me later.
Have you tried corn?

Crime › Re: Speeding Vehicle Knocks Down Fleeing Suspected Thief In Lagos by Melonsmasher: 9:49am On Nov 12, 2024
Tyre already there for jj boys to do the needful abi na fuel dey deley?
Christianity Etc › Re: Don't Enlarge Your Penis, It's Skill & Effectiveness, Not Size - Pastor Adeyemi by Melonsmasher: 6:13am On Nov 11, 2024
Balthasar inspiring the world
Crime › Re: What's Your Experience Taking Colos!!! by Melonsmasher: 9:19am On Nov 10, 2024
Sprinklepee:
Omo i say make i share my experience taking colos. On that very day i wan go play ball for field inside school, uniben to be precise, my friends wey con visit dey smoke i think say na loud, na i say make drag two puff, one tell me na colos and the guy wey i wan collect for he hand say na loud,i nor even reason na, i drag two puff,everything first dey normal, i wan use acohol highness take rugged am, when i reach field wan play ball na there i remember reach, when my guys con dey tell me weytin sup,i nor fit laugh, dem say na so i dey fall dey stand for field,i go play rubbish ball and i go dey laugh anyhow, when we reach dem need to bath me put me for bed because i don common line, meanwhile for my mind, i just dey say na so i go take die,i con dey say i nor go take anything loud again, the experience mad o. Share your experiences let laugh together.
Bros no be colos u take na loud, if na colos, 2 puffs within 2 secs u done off, and if u no come back after like 30mins, na for dia ur days of madness begin
Business › Re: Legendary Art Stereo Man (Ekwe) Performs At Skyewise Auto Service Centre Event by Melonsmasher: 6:06am On Nov 10, 2024
Puppetmaster08:
Sample Ekwe, The Original Stereo man.
This guy and Timaya's Dem Mama Album been sell that year Sha 2007/2008.
It made my childhood cool
Babies in nairaland

In my days it was Funmi Adams, Orits Wiliki etc
Properties › Re: Man Building A House Came Across Ant Hill And Preserved It by Melonsmasher: 5:21am On Nov 10, 2024
Ogbonu person... That's what he was assigned to do
Education › Re: Why Are Private Schools Like This? by Melonsmasher: 6:42am On Nov 09, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Concerning the eating of lunches,you should not force the kid to eat the lunch if the kid does not wish to but you should at least report that the lunch was not eaten. I mean that is not a bad idea.

As for making certain parents are informed of their child's absence, I don't see anything wrong with that? Just be certain that the one paying for the phone call is the school and not you. undecided
Do JSS3 students actually take their lunch boxes to school?
I thought the OP was writing about primary school until I came across that paragraph.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Moment Equitorial Guinea's Official, Balthazar Ebang Arrived In Court (video) by Melonsmasher: 8:17pm On Nov 08, 2024
Badgers14:
But what was his crime though??

Were the women not consenting in those videoshuh

I understand his actions could be morally wrong but are they actionable through the court of law?
His crime got nothing to do with the women hE bang, it's connected to mismanagement of public fund
Business › Re: Aftermath Of Trump Victory: Binance CEO Makes $12 Billion In Crypto Boom by Melonsmasher:
HitSong:
Binance is a CRIMINAL app.

Those guys have a way of always ripping you off.
Shut up you know nothing, fish brain like tinubu

Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korean Soldiers In Russia Hooked On Porn For The First Time by Melonsmasher: 11:36pm On Nov 07, 2024
e-BANG syndrome
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sex Scandal: Equatorial Guinea Sacks Engonga As ANIF Boss, First Lady Reacts by Melonsmasher: 11:20pm On Nov 07, 2024
The e-BANGing series never end

First lady go dey talk because her own clip never drop.. Wait for the next episode
Romance › Re: Leaked Sextape: Baltasar Engonga Is Every Woman’s Dream – Actress Sarah Martins by Melonsmasher: 11:07pm On Nov 07, 2024
dkidd:
Hahahaha grin grin and it's all raw. I just dey imagine the different diseases him go done give that poor wife make she not even know yet grin
Meanwhile, Equatorial Guinea’s chief prosecutor, has assured the people that if medical tests confirmed he had a sexually transmitted disease, he would face prosecution for endangering ‘public health.’
Politics › Re: President Tinubu appoints Maj-Gen Olufemi Oluyede As Acting Chief of Army Staff by Melonsmasher: 10:50pm On Oct 30, 2024
LegendHero:
Yes, it is now a sectional army.

What will you do about it? Are you not a Biafran?

Why are you concerned about another country issue?
And why is that useless country of yours putting up a fight to stop Biafra from pulling out?
Nairaland General › Re: 7 Things I Regret Not Doing While I Was Young by Melonsmasher: 8:55pm On Oct 28, 2024
These are no regrets except you posted from hell
Business › Re: As Economic Hardship Bites, Superstores Lose Patronage by Melonsmasher: 2:49pm On Oct 14, 2024
OkCornel:
T-pain is extremely pleased.

Don’t worry, Ganduje and Ikpeazu are warming up for 2031 and 2039.

You will look back at Tinubu’s time with fond memories 😈

Politics › Re: VeryDarkMan Criticizes Reno Omokri After Meeting Tinubu (Video) by Melonsmasher: 4:27pm On Oct 04, 2024
blacknp:
Shameless myopic minded disgruntled ingrate, dey wait for Bola Tinubu to come & help you arrange your existence for you lazy Thing.

No go find a way to help yourself in the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Confused Almijiri.

Dey wait, President Tinubu dey on em way to your rescue.
I asked a simple question you should easily answer. A simple YES or NO would have been better than trying so hard to exercise the low IQ you hereditarily possess. GET LOST!
Politics › Re: VeryDarkMan Criticizes Reno Omokri After Meeting Tinubu (Video) by Melonsmasher: 12:52pm On Oct 04, 2024
blacknp:
Please don’t mind Reno, his visit to Chitown State University to peruse Dr Tinubu’s academic records, has made him a believer.

It is a proven fact, that those that initially doubt, end up been your greatest praises, Peter initially doubted Christ.
Does Reno's dumb visit to Chicago actually prove that the baron president didn't really do drugs?? CLOWNS
Politics › Re: VeryDarkMan Criticizes Reno Omokri After Meeting Tinubu (Video) by Melonsmasher: 12:45pm On Oct 04, 2024
bhella10:
This VERY Dumb Man is seeking attention and I pray Reno ignores him.
Tinubu toothless ass licker
Politics › Re: Three Days After Deadline, Naira-For-Crude Deal Yet To Begin by Melonsmasher: 8:49am On Oct 04, 2024
Trust this people at your peril
Politics › Re: Independence Day Speech Confirmed Tinubu’s Insensitivity – PDP by Melonsmasher: 3:47am On Oct 02, 2024
etrouble:
Strong men don’t bend. If you like PROTEST till next year, these Reforms must get to a logical conclusion
You mean the light at the end of the tunnel?

Politics › Re: Full Independence Day Speech Of President Tinubu by Melonsmasher: 8:16am On Oct 01, 2024
Piece of trash
Politics › Re: Fubara To Wike: I Know Why You Are Frustrated, Rivers Is Nobody's Enterprise by Melonsmasher: 9:09pm On Sep 29, 2024
bluepreek:
Obaseki's downfall will be like a child's play compared to the one that'll befall Fubara.......the name "Fubara" should be synonymous with "Traitor" in the next edition of the oxford dictionary shocked. What an official one time governor he's about to become already.....
Trash
Politics › Re: Wike to PDP Govs backing Fubara: I Am Far Bigger Than All Of You Put Together by Melonsmasher: 7:33am On Sep 29, 2024
Wike no get 2 heads, it's foolishness that makes him think he's bigger than Nigeria.

Wike, fool of himself
Politics › Re: Cabinet Shake-Up: Tinubu Demands 46 Ministers Scorecards As Lobbying Begins by Melonsmasher: 5:31am On Sep 26, 2024
Corn-fused
Politics › Re: APC Wins All Contested Positions In Imo LG Poll by Melonsmasher:
THERE WAS NO ELECTION IN IMO STATE

And that's a 1000% fact cus that is where I reside, there were no ballots, there were no voters, the people have squarely given up on looters
TV/Movies › Re: Handi Evicted From Big Brother Naija No Loose Guard by Melonsmasher: 7:30pm On Sep 22, 2024
BUUUUUUUUULLSSSHIT
Politics › Re: High Cost Of Living: Nigerians Complain Too Much - Wike (Video) by Melonsmasher: 9:20pm On Sep 21, 2024
If to sey every Nigerian dey for wike's position, there would be absolutely nothing to complain about, but fortunately wike no dey for every body position.. They don't care about you
Health › Re: The Sex Act Almost Everyone Does That Could Be Fuelling Throat Cancer by Melonsmasher: 8:42am On Sep 19, 2024
Trash
Politics › Re: Don’t Mislead Nigerians’ – Dangote Denies Selling Fuel To NNPCL At N898/litre by Melonsmasher: 2:50am On Sep 16, 2024
Both parties are clowning
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) - On 15th September 2024 by Melonsmasher: 2:31pm On Sep 15, 2024
Over 7.5 corners sure
Politics › Re: Tinubu Returns To Nigeria Sunday After China, Dubai, UK Trip by Melonsmasher: 8:06am On Sep 15, 2024
Skydivine:
He might have brought back a lot of innovative ideas to transform the economy.
Let’s watch out in the next couple of weeks, there will be an exponential growth in the economy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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