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PoliticsRe: Presidential Pardon Still Under Review — FG by membranus: 9:17pm On Oct 16, 2025
Arabk25:
The dreaded kidnappers in my neighboring community kelvin have been released nah what is this one even saying self
Person way come back people begin rejoice they ride bike anyhow the video was even circulating online
Pictorial evidence please that your beloved Kelvin has been released.

We will then send it to debunk Fagbemi's claim.

Or else, keep your lies to yourself.
PoliticsRe: There Was No Need To Arrest Mazi Nnamdi Kanu In The First Place.” – Obi by membranus: 3:28pm On Oct 16, 2025
Commentor:
Peter Obi has made peace with never being Nigeria's president.

grin
Obi is now happy acting under his initial calling as being only a tribal champion.


Good luck to him.
PoliticsRe: Impending Fulani Attack: Plateau Cleric Raised Alarm by membranus: 3:18pm On Oct 16, 2025
chiagozien:
Keep deceiving yourself.

Check out Below 👇 👇




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoxrETkJExs



https://www.nairaland.com/8534783/lagos-indigines-protest-against-yoruba#137047385
Inconsequential politics.

When the nitty comes to the gritty as to war for survival within the country, it is when you will realize how cohesive and courageous we Yorubas are. We united together to stop the Fulani invasion at Osogbo, and we will still do it again and again.

Until then it is of no use arguing with you.
PoliticsRe: Impending Fulani Attack: Plateau Cleric Raised Alarm by membranus: 3:02pm On Oct 16, 2025
chiagozien:
Yorubas are afraid of self rule.


They believe they will start fighting and killing themselves like always before the amalgamation of Nigeria.


Among tribes in Nigeria,they are the tribe that fought most among themselves, that's how kwara was lost to fulanis.
Old story.

We Yorubas are now so tightly knitted as glue to a wood. There is no single division within us, whether as to dialects, culture or religion. We even have a common economic set up, the Oodua group, and a common security setup, Amotekun.

So bro, your wish is a figment of your imagination.
Foreign AffairsRe: Tory Wants Kemi Badenoch Removed As Party Leader Ahead Of Next General Election by membranus: 2:50pm On Oct 16, 2025
Gerhards:
She's a chronic betrayal like her people
Can you please explain who her people are, since she is neither here nor there?
LiteratureRe: László Krasznahorkai Wins Nobel Literature Prize by membranus: 8:44pm On Oct 09, 2025
maddman:
There's something about writing about the bleakness of existence and nobel laureate

Think Albert Camus and Jean-Paul Satre
Think Alexander Solzhenitsyn too.
TravelRe: Five Die As Dangote Truck Crashes Into Tricycle In Ogun by membranus: 12:02pm On Oct 04, 2025
malali:

Alhaji Aliko Dangote / Dangote Group Leadership

Subject: Immediate action required to stop Dangote trucks killing Nigerians

Alhaji Dangote, we respect what you’ve built, but profit does not absolve responsibility. Your freight operations are causing deaths and terror on our roads. We are aware you move in the sky with your private jet. But those of us still moving on the roads ,dont want to die. We want an amicable, practical fix, not excuses.


What we ask (concrete, non-negotiable):
1. Publicly acknowledge there is a problem. Silence = indifference.
2. Fund and stand up a professional Truck Driving & Safety Academy under Dangote auspices:
• Mandatory for every Dangote driver.
• Curriculum: defensive driving, hours-of-service rules, vehicle inspection, emergency response, fatigue management.
• Certified instructor cadre, written + practical tests equivalent to a US CDL standard.
• Target cost: ≤ 200 million naira to set up and scale nationwide, a fraction of your group capex and corporate revenues.
3. Require all Dangote trucks to be fitted with basic active safety tech within 12 months: speed governors, telematics (real-time location + driver hours), automatic emergency braking where practicable.

4. Institute a transparent driver-discipline & whistleblower policy and publish quarterly safety metrics (accidents, fatalities, driver hours, penalty actions).
5. Commit to insurance/compensation protocol for victims’ families and a community fund for road-safety education.

Why this is reasonable:
• This is achievable, affordable, and directly reduces deaths.
• It protects Dangote’s brand and business continuity — public outrage and litigation are costlier long-term.
• It gives the company moral leadership: wealth used to safeguard lives.


A timeline we can work with:
• Day 0: Public acknowledgment + appointment of a Safety Oversight Officer.
• 60 days: Publish project plan and budget for the Academy and tech rollout.
• 6 months: Academy pilot and telematics rollout on a prioritized fleet.
• 12 months: Mandatory certification for all active drivers; public safety dashboard launched.

We are willing to cooperate on implementation details, community outreach, and oversight. But we will not stop pressing until tangible steps are taken and progress is visible.

This is not a demand for charity, it’s a request for corporate accountability. If you value Nigerian lives as you value your business, act now.

Sincerely,
Malali
Writing as though Dangote will read your turenchi on Nairaland.

Go to Dangote HQ and submit your petition to him personally. And that is if your petition will not end up in the proverbial basket.
PoliticsRe: Tradefair Complex: South East Group Condemns LASG ‘Invasion’. by membranus: 3:40pm On Sep 28, 2025
BATified2023:
is Lagos now part of south west?
Is Lagos now part of South East?

No sir, not for a thousand years to come.
Christianity EtcRe: Bill Maher Claims Slaughter Of Christians In Nigeria Is Being Ignored by membranus: 12:44pm On Sep 28, 2025
GloriousGbola:
Thank you

Boko haram and bandits are equal opportunity terrorists. Everyone of every tribe, creed and social class is collecting from them
"Equal opportunity terrorists" bah? Your language on this app is sometimes beyond comprehension. So terrorists are also equal opportunity providers too?

Continue o.
Foreign AffairsRe: Albania: Meet Diella, World's First AI Minister Appointed To Tackle Corruption by membranus: 6:52pm On Sep 12, 2025
OgaTheTop2:
We need minister of corruption in Naija.. Sole job is to go after corrupt entities... EFFC is nonsense..
Your proposed minister of incorruption, when they vote big sum of money for his ministry, himself go become all corrupt.
Foreign AffairsRe: Albania: Meet Diella, World's First AI Minister Appointed To Tackle Corruption by membranus: 6:39pm On Sep 12, 2025
Tunmise40:
Wow

Nothing wey musa no go see for gate. Nothing grin

All the best to the new minister oo grin grin
Musa don see everything seeable for gate.

Nothing fit surprise Musa again.
CrimeRe: Edo Woman Confronts Police After Officers Extort ₦300,000 From Young Man by membranus: 6:32pm On Sep 12, 2025
Osariemen12:
Who let the dogs out?

Na so you wan talk your own?
The dogs are always out to feast on Edo baddos.

You wanna join the frats?
CrimeRe: Edo Woman Confronts Police After Officers Extort ₦300,000 From Young Man by membranus: 4:22pm On Sep 12, 2025
Osariemen12:
Yoruba men and officers in uniform.


Has it got to this.
Hmmmmm Edo Popo!

You don turn Benin baddos to ATMs.

Popos no suppose collect from their kinsmen.

Why now!
PoliticsRe: I Will Help Tinubu Secure Second Term– Deji Adeyanju Clashes With Sam Amadi by membranus: 7:42pm On Sep 08, 2025
Osariemen12:
Yoruba!


Hmmm!
Edo!

Habaaaaaa!
PoliticsRe: Kwara: Gunmen invade Monarch’s Palace, Kill Residents, abduct others by membranus: 10:43am On Sep 08, 2025
Brendaniel:
If I say Nigeria especially the north is going through a lot today because of not listening and doing injustice to the Igbos, some people will think I am exaggerating, but if you go back in history and properly look at the timeline of events, you will see a pattern that has been repeating itself overtime.

The major problem I have with most Nigerian presidents who have ruled in the past including the present one now is that they don't tackle problems from the root cause and they are either deceitful, ignorant or not explicit with the truth and that is one major reason they don't really like the Igbos(for being explicit with the truth).
Have the Igbos resolved the violence they created at their own backyards, which have left many communities in Anambra and Imo States desolate?

It is easy for you to see the motes in other tribes eyes and jubilate on it, while you find it difficult to detect the timber in your own tribe's eyes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 22nd August 2025 by membranus: 9:42pm On Aug 22, 2025
Naijagoodman:
can maresca talk to his boys? they are trying to self destruct themselves
How?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 22nd August 2025 by membranus: 9:34pm On Aug 22, 2025
EggonBoy:
EPL is for men like Arsenal not baby club like Chelsea.
Jungle don dey mature small small angry grin grin
Tell us which is the senior boy's club now?

Chelsea or Arsenal?

Arsenal will soon collect their own from our boys with tears.
PoliticsRe: Police Break Sowore’s Hand, Move Him To Undisclosed Location - SaharaReporters by membranus: 1:45pm On Aug 08, 2025
Firebox123:
If na VDM dey do this to ehn

Many police station for don burnt by now
The last time your VDM was manhandled by the police and thrown into jail, how many police stations did you burn down?

Fake posturing on SM.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Jonathan Ready To Run Again, Close Ally Confirms by membranus: 1:40pm On Aug 07, 2025
Davimuyi:
But he contested and lost in 2015 ..so he can still contested ..
What the law says on Jonathan’s eligibility
Amid the push to get Jonathan to run, there is division in the polity on his eligibility, following a 2018 Constitutional amendment that bars those sworn-in twice in the past from running for presidency or governorship.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Suspect Arrested With Cocaine After High-Speed Chase In Thailand by membranus: 10:34am On Aug 04, 2025
onuman:
I only come to NL when I am done with reading news from other online sources.

Here a bunch of irredeemable ethnic bigots think Nigeria begins and ends on NL.
Declare Oduduwa Republic, they refused because of proceeds from crude oil and gas in the Niger delta region
Why should we declare Oodua Republic when the pepper dey red for our hands right now? After 2031, wen we don suck the sweet pepper well well, we go den declare our republic, and move on to make our new country a place for you to continue envying us.
PoliticsRe: Ethnic Bigotry Spreading Like Wildfire – Igbokwe, Showunmi Raise The Alarm by membranus: 7:37pm On Jul 30, 2025
gidgiddy:
All the more reason to dissolve this white man's colonial creation called Nigeria and go our seperate ways
Who will suffer for this if eventually the nitty comes to gritty, and there is regional division and each tribe is forced to relocate to its region?

The major los&rs will be the Igbos, who have migrated enmass from their region and settled across the whole country, setting up business, buying lands and properties. Will they carry their businesses and properties with them?

So think twice before revving up the separatist agenda being trumpeted by you.
RomanceRe: What To Do If You Catch Your Wife With A Man In Your Matrimonial Bed by membranus: 8:25pm On Jul 28, 2025
folake4u:
As a real man, you should go into the secret corner of your house and pray fervently that the evil spirit leaves her, thereafter watch "War Room" and make a covenant with God that your marriage will work.
Whaaaaaaaaaat?

You must be joking!
Science/TechnologyRe: I Don’t Know Much About Birds, But I Know Who’s The Husband And Who’s The Wife. by membranus: 8:37pm On Jul 23, 2025
Chubhie:
Why is the husband sad?
Please help us ask him why him come squeeze face.

His family wahala don finish am.
EducationRe: Shocking State Of Kwara Health Tech Students’ Hostels (photos/video) by membranus: 2:59pm On Jul 19, 2025
nairalanda1:
Effect of an education budget that cannot even pay for a year's funding at some US colleges and unis.

And effect of bad government, bad APC change.

Also, effect of there being no such thing as fees. grin (Nigerians will shout poverty)
Wrong as usual Mr. Taxman.

It is mostly the effect of mismanagement of public funds by the men at the helm of authority of the state and the school through wanton embezzlement. And this does not start with the APC government as mischievously implied by you, in order to gain traction from your obedient gang on NL. But, as you rightly know, this mismanagement has been the case from the creation of the school, whose allocated funds would have been used to build mansions by its principal officers everywhere.
SportsRe: Chelsea Vs PSG: FIFA Club World Cup Final At (3 - 0) On 13th July 2025 by membranus: 6:40pm On Jul 13, 2025
If Chelsea can hold PSG for the first 30 minutes without them scoring a goal, then Chelsea can beat them. But nevertheless PSG is a formidable team right now, and any opponent will need a great determination to them.
PoliticsRe: The Full Story Of OPL 245 Scandal: A $1.3 Billion Pipeline Of Corruption by membranus: 12:44pm On Jul 11, 2025
Maxymilliano:
To get a broader perspective on what transpired, get the new book the recently lunched book, titled ‘OPL 245: The Inside Story of the $1.3bn Nigerian Oil Block" by Mohammed Bello Adoke, former attorney-general of the federation
Why should I take my hard earned money to buy a book by an ex officio member of a corruption incorporated illegality called Nigeria, which he is using to white wash his already tarnished image? I dey craze for head?
PhonesRe: Help! My Mum Phone Is Compromised by membranus: 11:32am On Jun 25, 2025
It happened to me once. Install Avast Security app on your phone, subscribe just for one month at a very low cost. It will help you locate the irritating add virus and delete it for you.
PoliticsRe: You Died Before Me - David Hundeyin Knocks Doyin Okupe by membranus: 5:03pm On Mar 08, 2025
essentialone:
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That is your own headache. Point has been made. You can now get lost.
Truth hurts.

Sorry.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Manchester City (1 - 0) On 8th March 2025 by membranus: 5:03pm On Mar 08, 2025
Godsknight:
It is chicken feeds , not chicken change .
It is called chicken change in Nigeria.

Deepseek it.
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Group Admin Shot Dead For Allegedly Removing Member by membranus: 3:55pm On Mar 08, 2025
Zooboytwo:
imagine person think I go use nairaland 2050
Werey give me ban till 2050
Wetin you do? Your irregularity must have been hefty.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Amaju Pinnick Disgracing Himself Abroad by membranus(op): 3:46pm On Mar 08, 2025
meobizy:
La click…
Itumo?

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