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CrimeRe: Edo Woman Confronts Police After Officers Extort ₦300,000 From Young Man by membranus: 4:22pm On Sep 12, 2025
Osariemen12:
Yoruba men and officers in uniform.


Has it got to this.
Hmmmmm Edo Popo!

You don turn Benin baddos to ATMs.

Popos no suppose collect from their kinsmen.

Why now!
PoliticsRe: I Will Help Tinubu Secure Second Term– Deji Adeyanju Clashes With Sam Amadi by membranus: 7:42pm On Sep 08, 2025
Osariemen12:
Yoruba!


Hmmm!
Edo!

Habaaaaaa!
PoliticsRe: Kwara: Gunmen invade Monarch’s Palace, Kill Residents, abduct others by membranus: 10:43am On Sep 08, 2025
Brendaniel:
If I say Nigeria especially the north is going through a lot today because of not listening and doing injustice to the Igbos, some people will think I am exaggerating, but if you go back in history and properly look at the timeline of events, you will see a pattern that has been repeating itself overtime.

The major problem I have with most Nigerian presidents who have ruled in the past including the present one now is that they don't tackle problems from the root cause and they are either deceitful, ignorant or not explicit with the truth and that is one major reason they don't really like the Igbos(for being explicit with the truth).
Have the Igbos resolved the violence they created at their own backyards, which have left many communities in Anambra and Imo States desolate?

It is easy for you to see the motes in other tribes eyes and jubilate on it, while you find it difficult to detect the timber in your own tribe's eyes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 22nd August 2025 by membranus: 9:42pm On Aug 22, 2025
Naijagoodman:
can maresca talk to his boys? they are trying to self destruct themselves
How?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 22nd August 2025 by membranus: 9:34pm On Aug 22, 2025
EggonBoy:
EPL is for men like Arsenal not baby club like Chelsea.
Jungle don dey mature small small angry grin grin
Tell us which is the senior boy's club now?

Chelsea or Arsenal?

Arsenal will soon collect their own from our boys with tears.
PoliticsRe: Police Break Sowore’s Hand, Move Him To Undisclosed Location - SaharaReporters by membranus: 1:45pm On Aug 08, 2025
Firebox123:
If na VDM dey do this to ehn

Many police station for don burnt by now
The last time your VDM was manhandled by the police and thrown into jail, how many police stations did you burn down?

Fake posturing on SM.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Jonathan Ready To Run Again, Close Ally Confirms by membranus: 1:40pm On Aug 07, 2025
Davimuyi:
But he contested and lost in 2015 ..so he can still contested ..
What the law says on Jonathan’s eligibility
Amid the push to get Jonathan to run, there is division in the polity on his eligibility, following a 2018 Constitutional amendment that bars those sworn-in twice in the past from running for presidency or governorship.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Suspect Arrested With Cocaine After High-Speed Chase In Thailand by membranus: 10:34am On Aug 04, 2025
onuman:
I only come to NL when I am done with reading news from other online sources.

Here a bunch of irredeemable ethnic bigots think Nigeria begins and ends on NL.
Declare Oduduwa Republic, they refused because of proceeds from crude oil and gas in the Niger delta region
Why should we declare Oodua Republic when the pepper dey red for our hands right now? After 2031, wen we don suck the sweet pepper well well, we go den declare our republic, and move on to make our new country a place for you to continue envying us.
PoliticsRe: Ethnic Bigotry Spreading Like Wildfire – Igbokwe, Showunmi Raise The Alarm by membranus: 7:37pm On Jul 30, 2025
gidgiddy:
All the more reason to dissolve this white man's colonial creation called Nigeria and go our seperate ways
Who will suffer for this if eventually the nitty comes to gritty, and there is regional division and each tribe is forced to relocate to its region?

The major los&rs will be the Igbos, who have migrated enmass from their region and settled across the whole country, setting up business, buying lands and properties. Will they carry their businesses and properties with them?

So think twice before revving up the separatist agenda being trumpeted by you.
RomanceRe: What To Do If You Catch Your Wife With A Man In Your Matrimonial Bed by membranus: 8:25pm On Jul 28, 2025
folake4u:
As a real man, you should go into the secret corner of your house and pray fervently that the evil spirit leaves her, thereafter watch "War Room" and make a covenant with God that your marriage will work.
Whaaaaaaaaaat?

You must be joking!
Science/TechnologyRe: I Don’t Know Much About Birds, But I Know Who’s The Husband And Who’s The Wife. by membranus: 8:37pm On Jul 23, 2025
Chubhie:
Why is the husband sad?
Please help us ask him why him come squeeze face.

His family wahala don finish am.
EducationRe: Shocking State Of Kwara Health Tech Students’ Hostels (photos/video) by membranus: 2:59pm On Jul 19, 2025
nairalanda1:
Effect of an education budget that cannot even pay for a year's funding at some US colleges and unis.

And effect of bad government, bad APC change.

Also, effect of there being no such thing as fees. grin (Nigerians will shout poverty)
Wrong as usual Mr. Taxman.

It is mostly the effect of mismanagement of public funds by the men at the helm of authority of the state and the school through wanton embezzlement. And this does not start with the APC government as mischievously implied by you, in order to gain traction from your obedient gang on NL. But, as you rightly know, this mismanagement has been the case from the creation of the school, whose allocated funds would have been used to build mansions by its principal officers everywhere.
SportsRe: Chelsea Vs PSG: FIFA Club World Cup Final At (3 - 0) On 13th July 2025 by membranus: 6:40pm On Jul 13, 2025
If Chelsea can hold PSG for the first 30 minutes without them scoring a goal, then Chelsea can beat them. But nevertheless PSG is a formidable team right now, and any opponent will need a great determination to them.
PoliticsRe: The Full Story Of OPL 245 Scandal: A $1.3 Billion Pipeline Of Corruption by membranus: 12:44pm On Jul 11, 2025
Maxymilliano:
To get a broader perspective on what transpired, get the new book the recently lunched book, titled ‘OPL 245: The Inside Story of the $1.3bn Nigerian Oil Block" by Mohammed Bello Adoke, former attorney-general of the federation
Why should I take my hard earned money to buy a book by an ex officio member of a corruption incorporated illegality called Nigeria, which he is using to white wash his already tarnished image? I dey craze for head?
PhonesRe: Help! My Mum Phone Is Compromised by membranus: 11:32am On Jun 25, 2025
It happened to me once. Install Avast Security app on your phone, subscribe just for one month at a very low cost. It will help you locate the irritating add virus and delete it for you.
PoliticsRe: You Died Before Me - David Hundeyin Knocks Doyin Okupe by membranus: 5:03pm On Mar 08, 2025
essentialone:
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That is your own headache. Point has been made. You can now get lost.
Truth hurts.

Sorry.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Manchester City (1 - 0) On 8th March 2025 by membranus: 5:03pm On Mar 08, 2025
Godsknight:
It is chicken feeds , not chicken change .
It is called chicken change in Nigeria.

Deepseek it.
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Group Admin Shot Dead For Allegedly Removing Member by membranus: 3:55pm On Mar 08, 2025
Zooboytwo:
imagine person think I go use nairaland 2050
Werey give me ban till 2050
Wetin you do? Your irregularity must have been hefty.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Amaju Pinnick Disgracing Himself Abroad by membranus(op): 3:46pm On Mar 08, 2025
meobizy:
La click…
Itumo?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Manchester City (1 - 0) On 8th March 2025 by membranus: 3:31pm On Mar 08, 2025
Sonofgod1990:
I nearly stake dis game over 1.5 with 1million Naira oo. God really saved me
What's N1m to you, you wey be billionaire? Chicken change.
PoliticsRe: You Died Before Me - David Hundeyin Knocks Doyin Okupe by membranus: 3:19pm On Mar 08, 2025
essentialone:
I always love it when people say the bitter truth about dead people, so that those living like them can learn some lessons. Thank you David Hundeyin. Enough of this nonsense about not speaking ill of the dead. So if Buhari or Babaginda or Tinubu dies before me, you will tell me not to rejoice? If I die before them, then so be it. But I will always say a bad person is a bad person, whether they are alive or dead!!!
And what makes think your own deeds on earth, considering your toxic contributions on this platform, will not be judged harshly by those you left behind, and by the Ultimate Judge Himself.

Wish the dead well because you are finally going to die whether you like it or not.
PoliticsRe: You Died Before Me - David Hundeyin Knocks Doyin Okupe by membranus: 3:13pm On Mar 08, 2025
Ringstonermasks:
lol



Useless Okupe is down
And you too, whose postings on a divisive forum like Nairaland is worse than poison, will sooner or later follow him.

Think about that too.
TravelRe: US Immigration Services To Request Social Media Handles Of Visa Applicants by membranus: 1:24pm On Mar 08, 2025
essentialone:
okay tell me my Username registration
Seun will disclose it when DSS and Interpol press his neck.
TravelRe: Paradox Of The Japa Syndrome by membranus: 10:47am On Mar 08, 2025
hopedey:
Tinubu where is our subsidy money?
Inside your governor's pocket. Ask him for your share.
Nairaland GeneralAmaju Pinnick Disgracing Himself Abroad by membranus(op): 10:35am On Mar 08, 2025
TravelRe: US Immigration Services To Request Social Media Handles Of Visa Applicants by membranus: 10:12am On Mar 08, 2025
essentialone:
Thank God that Nairaland is an Anonymous platform
Says who? Your username registration will expose you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Stops All Federal Funding For Aid To South Africa by membranus: 6:55pm On Mar 07, 2025
Trump is acting like a bull in a china shop, scattering everywhere. It is going to take the US a decade before they would be able to fix everything after he is gone.

And Elon Musk, his hypeman is hailing him all along his mad path.
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Hypeman, Special Spesh, Acquires 5th House In The U.S. – Fans React by membranus: 6:47pm On Mar 07, 2025
EmmyMaestro:
Money na watin ?
Money na Mammon, the new universal god of the hustlers.
CareerRe: Road Traffic Warden On Live Tiktok While Controlling Vehicles In Akure (pics/vid by membranus: 12:06pm On Mar 07, 2025
free2ryhme:
You on data off sense
Not making sense. Please repeat yourself.
CareerRe: Road Traffic Warden On Live Tiktok While Controlling Vehicles In Akure (pics/vid by membranus: 11:59am On Mar 07, 2025
free2ryhme:
How is this being celebrated is baffling? A security officer with responsibility of road traffic doing this not only endangers himself but violate public safety. He should be arrested and relieved of his job
You dey envy am.
CareerRe: Road Traffic Warden On Live Tiktok While Controlling Vehicles In Akure (pics/vid by membranus: 11:58am On Mar 07, 2025
2cribz:
Where are day time drunk yahoo boys when u need them
To do what killaman?

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