₦airaland Forum

Another 45 minutes of this superlative performance by Bournemouth, and Arsenal will lift the EPL Cup.

Bournemouth pls pin this down for Arsenal tonight, you can do this.

anonimi:
Why don’t you seek medical attention to relieve your nausea and Stockholm Syndrome symptoms

Unfortunately that advice applies to you, but in your blindness you failed to see the irony.

anonimi:
Tope Fasua and other A-looter Propaganda Conmen, APC leaders are doing this and telling us to follow their example.

Atikulooter and his team of Association of Disenchanted Criminals, ADC are doing this also and still asking us to vote for them. Are they whining us?

anonimi:
Why are you so pained to the point of describing your own Stockholm Syndrome suffering self


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Mr. Stockholm's Syndrome, when are you going to be tired of using this your inappropriate cliche on Nairaland? It is becoming nauseating.

anonimi:
Deport yourself to Nigeria for kwashiorkor water from shitty boreholes



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You have been drinking the "kwashiorkor water from shitty boreholes" all the days of your li-fe, and it has not killed you, so it won't kill him also.

Arsenal and Athletico are no match for the fast paced and skillful PSG and Bayern teams. So whoever win between them will lose in the final.

VictorIfe:
i just dey always gbadun your replies sir you are the most neutral person here

you dey serve dem apc, adc, lp, pdp fans wotowoto 😁 (keep it up ✌🏾

Seems you are new to Nairaland. If you don't know, the monicker, anonimi, you are hyping, is Atiku's propaganda mercenary on this platform. And he is just working for his monthly stipend from the Atiku camp here.

Hightablevoice2:
You see that is where you are wrong. Your assumption of me as a tribal defender is not only false but sort of proves my point regarding the Nigerian education system ethos. You concluded out of your far fetched assumption that I must be Ibo to point out a derogatory statement towards someone whom I hold no affiliation with suggests to me you are the one being tribalistic here.

Let me clarify. I am Yoruba. Balls to Bones. I am not even your average Yoruba lagosian. Omo Ondo Paraku ni mi. I have nothing against the man Obi nor his ambitions even if I don't agree with him, a reasonable person knows how to critic on the bases of factual information rather than resorting to the ethics of character bashing, on something that doesn't even in any way has a relatable connection between two grounds. Man carry drug, Dem arrest, then Obi should focus on that instead of pursuing his own right as a citizen to contest for a presidential seat. Just sounds very mediocre to me and I reserve that opinion.

While NL these days seems to be more tribal centric, and even the nation and citizens at that, it is still the duty of the few reasonable ones remaining to make sure the state doesn't deteriorate further. So no, I'm not being tribalistic, simply pointing out an out of context and lack of indepth contribution of thought to public spaces by people who see every means as a way to blab about the most shallow part of their mind on others as an opinion base on illogical and irrational observations.

"Even the drug dealing man arrested is at least doing something with his life which I will belief it is far better than you and your newspaper bus stop reading mentality".

I have nothing else to reply you with than the above excerpt from your root post saying a drug dealing man is doing something great with his life than a man living a crime free life just to defend your political mentor Obi. It shows that you are criminal minded man, and as we are of different character trajectory, and I therefore have nothing to argue further with you.

And as for you being an "omo Ondo paraku", any person can claim any fake personality on the internet, which means you can be assuming what you are not, how am I to know?

san4P:
This incidence is an eyesore to the nation...

Having worked for a while with the Military... I am well aware of the rancors among the different agencies... and the fact that none wants to appear weak...

That is one of the reasons... once I become the next Nigerian President... there would be a holistic reform... including within the Armed Forces... so that every agency knows their responsibilities and complement each other...

Let's stop disorderliness... RENAISSANCE

When are you contesting, I will vote for you.

#RENAISSANCE for the president 2027.

tobenuel:
Tinubu looks like the odd one in the hall

Hain! Our handsome presido, wetin he do you?

Hightablevoice2:
You see that is where you are wrong. Your assumption of me as a tribal defender is not only false but sort of proves my point regarding the Nigerian education system ethos. You concluded out of your far fetched assumption that I must be Ibo to point out a derogatory statement towards someone whom I hold no affiliation with suggests to me you are the one being tribalistic here.

Let me clarify. I am Yoruba. Balls to Bones. I am not even your average Yoruba lagosian. Omo Ondo Paraku ni mi. I have nothing against the man Obi nor his ambitions even if I don't agree with him, a reasonable person knows how to critic on the bases of factual information rather than resorting to the ethics of character bashing, on something that doesn't even in any way has a relatable connection between two grounds. Man carry drug, Dem arrest, then Obi should focus on that instead of pursuing his own right as a citizen to contest for a presidential seat. Just sounds very mediocre to me and I reserve that opinion.

While NL these days seems to be more tribal centric, and even the nation and citizens at that, it is still the duty of the few reasonable ones remaining to make sure the state doesn't deteriorate further. So no, I'm not being tribalistic, simply pointing out an out of context and lack of indepth contribution of thought to public spaces by people who see every means as a way to blab about the most shallow part of their mind on others as an opinion base on illogical and irrational observations.

Oga, you sabi big grammar. I no get strength read all your turenchi, Tinubu don travel to London, and yet to pay my salary. Go collect your P.hD to lecture at Adeyemi University of Education, dem need your talent there.
Go collect P.hD

Tinubu should be sent back home ASAP to solve the shameful insecurity problems in his country.

He deserves no presidential celebration in the UK where large number of his county's productive youths have ran to for economic preservation.

Hightablevoice2:
[b] Wetin concern him (Obi) with drug dealing case. This is just a mediocre statement. He has never been a chemist in his life let alone to be vested with people peddling drugs for their personal livelihood.

Even if you don't support the man, constantly trying to drag him through everything is becoming a bit nauseating. If you want to criticize, do it in a very constructive manner that is enlightening and allows for reasonable arguments.
Comments like yours, also forces someone of more intellectual acumen to prompt Nigeria schools on prepping those who pass through their domain on public speaking, public psychology and most of all, a better assessment befor even getting them admitted to secondary school where they learn the rudimentary side of English language and never progressed to getting educated with it in the long run.

If you are a young man, it shows how much the country has deteriorated, and if you are young adult, that's even more disheartening and if you are a grown up man, it will be suggestible for you to focus on your life. Obi could be your age mate while you are online dragging his name. Even the drug dealing man arrested is at least doing something with his life which I will belief it is far better than you and your newspaper bus stop reading mentality.
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The moment your trib8smen are accused of anything, or being dragged online for their actions you shackles will rise up to defend them.

But let it comes to other ethnics, even the national president, being mocked by your men, your will expose your 32 set of teeth, enjoying it, laughing deliriously.

Oga, grow up, Nairaland has been turned to a tri-bal and reli-gious bigotry platform, so if you cannot stand it, remove yourself from it as others have done.

LUAN1:
no, it's 40 millon. i just confirmed from ai

That your AI na tokunbo AI wey dey confirm nonsense.

FatimaAbubakar:
Is it as lazy brained as Gbola Tinumbu the political fraudster?

Welcome from your nightmares.

Your Gbola Tinumbu must have tormented you throughout the night in your dreams.

Biko, sorry.

Soft landing for ABBA Kyari.

Though the man is not a saint (and who is without sin in this present world), but the ex police chieftain is a genius in tracking and the arresting of hard and devious criminals in the society. He should therefore be reinstated to continue his good job. We need him.

ReturnMan:
Someone should quote me with a list of wars usa won without allies.

Google has not declared you persona non grata, so patronise it. We no be your servants.

Hemanwel:
The same Chelsea that was beaten blue black by Arsenal just few days ago?

What's blue black in only 2:1 win, in which Chelsea outplayed Arsenal, if not for Raya the GK that saved the day for Arsenal.

Chelsea are in good form tonight, they are hungry to win. Garnacho is proving to be a big threat to AV defense at every opportunity.

ThiefnubuBandit:
They've brought a new IG of police to rig 2027 elections.

Las las, una go ban, una go tire. 75 different accounts and still counting

75 different accounts on Nairaland just to troll. Hope Obi is paying you enough to cover your data cost?

Arabk25:
The dreaded kidnappers in my neighboring community kelvin have been released nah what is this one even saying self
Person way come back people begin rejoice they ride bike anyhow the video was even circulating online

Pictorial evidence please that your beloved Kelvin has been released.

We will then send it to debunk Fagbemi's claim.

Or else, keep your lies to yourself.

Commentor:
Peter Obi has made peace with never being Nigeria's president.

Obi is now happy acting under his initial calling as being only a tribal champion.


Good luck to him.

chiagozien:
Keep deceiving yourself.

Check out Below 👇 👇




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoxrETkJExs



https://www.nairaland.com/8534783/lagos-indigines-protest-against-yoruba#137047385

Inconsequential politics.

When the nitty comes to the gritty as to war for survival within the country, it is when you will realize how cohesive and courageous we Yorubas are. We united together to stop the Fulani invasion at Osogbo, and we will still do it again and again.

Until then it is of no use arguing with you.

chiagozien:
Yorubas are afraid of self rule.


They believe they will start fighting and killing themselves like always before the amalgamation of Nigeria.


Among tribes in Nigeria,they are the tribe that fought most among themselves, that's how kwara was lost to fulanis.

Old story.

We Yorubas are now so tightly knitted as glue to a wood. There is no single division within us, whether as to dialects, culture or religion. We even have a common economic set up, the Oodua group, and a common security setup, Amotekun.

So bro, your wish is a figment of your imagination.

Gerhards:
She's a chronic betrayal like her people

Can you please explain who her people are, since she is neither here nor there?

malali:

Alhaji Aliko Dangote / Dangote Group Leadership

Subject: Immediate action required to stop Dangote trucks killing Nigerians

Alhaji Dangote, we respect what you’ve built, but profit does not absolve responsibility. Your freight operations are causing deaths and terror on our roads. We are aware you move in the sky with your private jet. But those of us still moving on the roads ,dont want to die. We want an amicable, practical fix, not excuses.

What we ask (concrete, non-negotiable):
1. Publicly acknowledge there is a problem. Silence = indifference.
2. Fund and stand up a professional Truck Driving & Safety Academy under Dangote auspices:
• Mandatory for every Dangote driver.
• Curriculum: defensive driving, hours-of-service rules, vehicle inspection, emergency response, fatigue management.
• Certified instructor cadre, written + practical tests equivalent to a US CDL standard.
• Target cost: ≤ 200 million naira to set up and scale nationwide, a fraction of your group capex and corporate revenues.
3. Require all Dangote trucks to be fitted with basic active safety tech within 12 months: speed governors, telematics (real-time location + driver hours), automatic emergency braking where practicable.
4. Institute a transparent driver-discipline & whistleblower policy and publish quarterly safety metrics (accidents, fatalities, driver hours, penalty actions).
5. Commit to insurance/compensation protocol for victims’ families and a community fund for road-safety education.

Why this is reasonable:
• This is achievable, affordable, and directly reduces deaths.
• It protects Dangote’s brand and business continuity — public outrage and litigation are costlier long-term.
• It gives the company moral leadership: wealth used to safeguard lives.

A timeline we can work with:
• Day 0: Public acknowledgment + appointment of a Safety Oversight Officer.
• 60 days: Publish project plan and budget for the Academy and tech rollout.
• 6 months: Academy pilot and telematics rollout on a prioritized fleet.
• 12 months: Mandatory certification for all active drivers; public safety dashboard launched.

We are willing to cooperate on implementation details, community outreach, and oversight. But we will not stop pressing until tangible steps are taken and progress is visible.

This is not a demand for charity, it’s a request for corporate accountability. If you value Nigerian lives as you value your business, act now.

Sincerely,
Malali

Writing as though Dangote will read your turenchi on Nairaland.

Go to Dangote HQ and submit your petition to him personally. And that is if your petition will not end up in the proverbial basket.

BATified2023:
is Lagos now part of south west?

Is Lagos now part of South East?

No sir, not for a thousand years to come.

GloriousGbola:
Thank you

Boko haram and bandits are equal opportunity terrorists. Everyone of every tribe, creed and social class is collecting from them

"Equal opportunity terrorists" bah? Your language on this app is sometimes beyond comprehension. So terrorists are also equal opportunity providers too?

Continue o.

OgaTheTop2:
We need minister of corruption in Naija.. Sole job is to go after corrupt entities... EFFC is nonsense..

Your proposed minister of incorruption, when they vote big sum of money for his ministry, himself go become all corrupt.

Tunmise40:
Wow

Nothing wey musa no go see for gate. Nothing

All the best to the new minister oo

Musa don see everything seeable for gate.

Nothing fit surprise Musa again.

Osariemen12:
Who let the dogs out?

Na so you wan talk your own?

The dogs are always out to feast on Edo baddos.

You wanna join the frats?