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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 4th January 2025 by membranus: 5:41pm On Jan 04, 2025
As earlier predicted by me, Crystal Palace has drawn the match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 4th January 2025 by membranus: 5:36pm On Jan 04, 2025
Nkunku should be brought in.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 4th January 2025 by membranus: 5:24pm On Jan 04, 2025
Not an impressive game so far. Except for a slight advantage by Chelsea, both team appears evenly matched. And the match may ends in a draw if Chelsea is not careful. They seem not too hungry to win.
PoliticsRe: Change Your Ways Or Be Voted Out,’ Kano NNPP Tells Tinubu by membranus: 11:29am On Jan 03, 2025
Pennilessword1:
Scared monkies. You can never face the north your actual masters
But our President, a Yoruba man, is facing them head on. Can your Obi do so?
PoliticsRe: ‘Yes, I Will Run’: Rhodes-Vivour Declares Interest For 2027 Lagos) Race (Video by membranus: 11:22am On Jan 03, 2025
ElevationD:
We need a saviour in Lagos. If for nothing, but at least rescue us from the daily harm of touts and extortionists. Traders are lamenting. Citizens are crying. Agege crossing is a disgrace. Idumota area is a disgrace.

May I remind you that there places in Lagos called:

Amukoko
Okokomaiko
Bariga
Ajegunle
Old Ojo road
Ijagemo
Ijedodo
Water side
Shibiri
Makoko
Igbo Elerin,
All the faeces polluted environments,
etc.

Are they not parts of Lagos state or they do not deserve good governance from the trillions of IGR? Why not remove the moth in your eyes before attempting to remove the log in somebody else’s.

If not for shamelessness, by this age and time, with all the resources contributed from the purses of the federal government and other parts of Nigeria, you should be comparing Lagos with cities like Johannesburg, Cairo and Rabat, in Africa. As it stands, you cannot even compare Lagos with Kigali in Rwanda, in terms of civilization and developments. After all, long before Independence, Lagos was the federal capital. After the creation of Abuja, Lagos was retained as the commercial capital, with all its due rights and privileges accorded. Which other state in the country, aside from Abuja, has enjoyed the status of Lagos? Use your common sense and stop disgracing yourself here.

There you are polluting this thread with your usual worthless tribal sentiments, as if you are even a Lagosian. Most of you who boast on this forum with Lagos are from one tiny and dirty hamlet, where your parents trekked to Lagos from. Surely shame will not permit you to mention the name of your community.

Gbadebo Rhodes, just like every other citizen has the right to contest the governorship of Lagos and as he has just mentioned, he will contest, if he is given the ticket. Every Nigerian has the right to contest for seats wherever they find popularity and the ability in the entire country.

Lazy youths like you, rather than look out for how to make our societies better, choose the tribal destructive path. You hail Tinubu as a Yoruba man and yet he is the President of the entire nation. Why is he not the President of the SW only? How has your tribalistic comment reduced his status as the President of the entire nation? Or how had the reduced the respect that he commands nationwide as the President and C in C?

You have never been to Anambra state and I can bet that in your entire life, you cannot venture out of that your tiny hamlet to visit other cities and states. Definitely you do not have the financial ability for such journey. Your usual Korope and keke Marwa are your best transportation financial levels. Why not compare Anambra state with Bauchi, Benue, Borno and Oyo states, which were created the same year?Osun state has a far bigger landmass than Anambra state. Look at the present state of Osun state as we speak. You should be ashamed of the state. Why not compare the governors and see who’s faring better? You are a complete disgrace.

Shame on you.
And you, have you ever been to Osun State? Have you been to Iwo, or Ilesa or Ede, or Ife or Ikirun or Oyan, not to talk of Osogbo? Therefore what gives the gumption to believe that Anambra State is more developed than Osun State infrastructure wise, or in collective civilised habits?
CrimeRe: Rev. Fr. Joseph Enyinnaya Arrested For Shooting Teenage Boy Dead In Imo by membranus: 7:07am On Jan 03, 2025
vibratingpenis:
My prayers are with him
Shelve your prayers bros, contribute money, that's the request
Christianity EtcRe: Adam & Eve Ate Nothing In The Garden, Cigarettes Isn’t A Sin - Abel Damina(vid) by membranus: 6:53pm On Jan 02, 2025
Nokio2:
That's not my problem sha
My salary is 55k
So from Jan 2024,I told my oga to be paying me 50k,that he should help me be saving the remaining 5 5k so I will collect the balance on new year day
Kai human being, yesterday oga say I will not get shi shi that how I have I being surviving tpain with only 50k with out stealing his money?
Since yesterday my heart is doing gudum gudum gudum...
Tell your heart to calm down, and stop doing gudum, gudum, gudum because of small change. Haba, your heart love money too much.
PoliticsRe: The Eyesore On Bourdillon Road - Abimbola Adelakun by membranus: 8:53am On Jan 02, 2025
JaskanFactor:
the people who run the whole world DO NOT look for respectable and responsible people to make leaders.
They look specifically for the worst of the worst degenerates who will be easy to control , so that by the time thier faces are common place and on news paper front page everyday , you best know what you looking at.

In Europe and or USA, there is hardly a single national leader who is not homosexual or paedophile, And its this same types that select who will be the next African tribulator , so much so they have established a pattern of selecting African leaders from European or american prisons.

As one person commented on youtube , you will hardly find anybody who went o a good school or had successful career anywhere near the top of Nigerian government , they avoid such people.

For all you know its a degenerate fetish pleasure to have lots of poor people worse of than you queening outside your house every new year.

There is an ex UK prime minister i think Edward Heath from the late 70's who was later accused of having sex with young boys and killing them after, Tony Blair a later pm was previously arrested when he was young man for looking for gay sex in public toilet.

IN short you have to be a very rotten apple to make it to the top of the beast system, the type of person who will derive pleasure from seeing poverty lining up outside your house every year.

These are the type of people that make it to become CEO too.

Its a horror movie, not a normal world, dont forget those who run the world called European are actually Goths
The Goths gave the world Horror movie as a form of entertainment.

As such youre wasting your time trying to map common sense to thier actions.

So that the best way to let the world know that you are a degenerate is to become a leader of almost anything important in the world.
This takes the lead in warp sense of thinking concerning world leadership structure.

Your historical analysis using the Goth, Edward Heath and whatever, and their gory past to generalise the choice of the worst set of human beings as leaders of nation must be a scenario out of the theatre of the absurd.

With this are you saying Cyrus, the good Persian leader who granted Israel liberty in his days, or Abraham Lincoln or Nelson Mandela were gays or serial killers before they were chosen as national leaders? That is highly preposterous.
PoliticsRe: Fubara Presents 2025 Budget To Four-member Rivers Assembly by membranus: 8:26pm On Dec 30, 2024
Illegality of the highest order. But this Nigeria where anything goes. Others had done it before and got away with it, e.g. Obaseki of Edo State.
PoliticsRe: No To A Drug Baron: El-Rufai Replies Reno Omokri by membranus: 3:00pm On Dec 30, 2024
jaxxy:
Reno is in trouble. undecided
You get it wrong, it is Elrufai that is in trouble. He will soon run back to his lair with his tails between his legs, when Reno's poisoned arrows start flying against him.
PoliticsRe: No To A Drug Baron: El-Rufai Replies Reno Omokri by membranus: 2:55pm On Dec 30, 2024
El Rufai, who was the Igbos Chief Enemy during Buhari's regime, will soon become the obidients' side chick as he assumes his new role of Tinubu's bitter critic.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Political Movements Spread As Bigwigs Plot Tinubu’s Ouster by membranus: 1:34pm On Dec 29, 2024
mrvitalis:
22 governors over 60 senators yet had to rig like a kid, destroy the electoral system via supreme Court just to rig out Obi that started 6 months to election?

Lmaooo
Give obi 5 governors backing Tinubu would lose before 12 relax
Which father xmas are you waiting for to give Obi the backing of 5 governors? Let Obi work assiduously to get the backing of the 5 governors, and let's see if he will defeat with them Tinubu in 2027.

Like we all know, this is an hopeless dream. Obi does not possess the massive goodwill he had in 2025 anymore. You his insultive supporters have become a poisoned chalice to him.
PoliticsRe: Pidom Nigeria Is A Scam, He Has Been Bought By The Government - David Hundeyin by membranus:
mrvitalis:
Lmaooo largest back country with GDP less than a lot of cities in USA Lmaooo

199 billion GDP Lmaooo
So what? Some countries in Africa are still envying that.

And why is the comparison with USA when Nigeria is not competing with it? Why not with South Africa and Egypt, which are our immediate rivals in the continent?

And moreover stop denigrating your own country. If you are tired of Nigeria, renounce your citizenship and move over to another country and ignore everything about the former nation. Or else, you will build up enough toxicity that may destroy you.
CareerRe: Checkout The Total Pay Of A Nigerian Doing 8hour Shift In The Uk(picture) by membranus: 1:21pm On Dec 27, 2024
Shawarmagirl:
I prefer that modern slavery with good health system to that of Nigeria.
Good health system that you pay through your nose to access, even with your health insurance.
TravelRe: ''Stop De-Marketing Your Own Country'' - South African Lady To Nigerians - (vid) by membranus: 12:58pm On Dec 26, 2024
Calitoscassius:
See how you contradicted yourself. what a morron! You are grin


Re read your comment again this time engage your brain without hate for the so called IPOB, then tell me if your comment supports your claim. grin grin


Your brain is clearly outside your skull.
You are the one whose brain is outside your skull because of your self hatred and country denigrating habit.

What he said was self explanatory, he said even though he lived for 40 years in the US, he still felt safe and at peace anytime he visits Nigeria. So what attracted your foolish insults in that, if not for your hateful mindset?

You had better grow up, because no matter your toxic view, this country is going places, and there is nothing you can do about it, except to carry your poisonous heart to your grave.
PoliticsRe: Oyo State Sharia Court Inauguration Suspended by membranus: 6:18am On Dec 26, 2024
FiftyFifty:
The truth is that the famed religious ecumenicalism and tolerance of the Yoruba people are often achieved at the expense of Yoruba Muslims, who are the majority in the South West. It is they, and not their Christian brothers and sisters, who must always observe religious tolerance.
Are there majority of Muslims in Ondo, Ekiti, Ogun and Lagos States which are predominantly Christians? If there is any Muslim majority, it is maybe in Kwara, Oyo and Osun States, which I even doubt since many Muslims there have converted to Christians. So where do you get your statistics of Muslims being majority in Yorubaland?
FoodRe: How Much You Bought Chicken This Christmas? by membranus: 11:42am On Dec 25, 2024
richmond500:
20k
With that price, I allowed the chicken to feel at home first
Before cutting off its head. Chai!
FamilyRe: Throwback: How 80s Kids Dealt With Stress (Picture) by membranus: 11:39am On Dec 25, 2024
Offpoint1:
My favorite, I bin dey use duplicate school fee recept for my goons then.
One or 2 go pay school fees, the rest of us go duplicate the receipt and craftly wrote our names
Confession time. Your former school master demanding compensation o
FoodRe: What Dish Will You Be Preparing For Christmas? by membranus: 8:50pm On Dec 24, 2024
DisLifeSha:
Nothing special. I'll eat what I've been eating for a while now. Unripe plantain with palm oil. I'm a Type 1 Diabetic. It's not easy when you face an illness like this and from a poor family
Sorry for the sickness. May the LORD heal you perfectly soon in JESUS name, Amen.
PoliticsRe: Eight Key Takeaways From Tinubu’s First Presidential Media Chat by membranus: 8:51am On Dec 24, 2024
lexy2014:
your emotional outburst has not in any way answered the question.

what exactly is it that tinubu has achieved?
You are irritating. Find something useful to do, and stop your senseless imbecillic trolling on Nairaland.
Christianity EtcRe: Why We Displayed ‘jesus Christ Is Not God’ Banner At Lekki Mosque – Imam by membranus: 3:22pm On Dec 23, 2024
babtoundey:
You've done worse!

No Muslim would knock at your door and condemn your God/or faith

No Muslim will attack Jesus

No Muslim will enter public bus and be mouthing "accept this and this as your savouir, tomorrow might be too late"

No Muslim will be at your gate at early hoursof the day and be telling you will enter hell fire because you don't worship this or that.

Your lots arw hypocrites. When you do it, you are sharing gace of God's kingdom; when others do it, they are provoking you!
If Muslims are not doing that in the South because of their small numerical strength, they do so in the North. They preach everywhere, in your face and at anytime, and loudly too with mounted megaphone.

So don't come here mouthing what you don't know, therefore exhibiting your ignorance. More so, keep your religious anger to yourself and stop spewing it on social media. Religion is a personal affair and should not attract any negative emotion.

Calling Christians hypocrites show that you are not comfortable with your choice of religion and that you are envying their own choice. This is wrong.
Christianity EtcRe: Why We Displayed ‘jesus Christ Is Not God’ Banner At Lekki Mosque – Imam by membranus: 1:25pm On Dec 23, 2024
Expanse2020:
Jesus is not God no doubt
The statement is not blasphemy remove sentiment

Allah is the lord of Jesus Christ
The statement is not blasphemy remove sentiment
Jesus is not God no doubt
The statement is not blasphemy remove sentiment

Allah is the lord of Jesus Christ
The statement is not blasphemy remove sentiment
Jesus is not God no doubt
The statement is not blasphemy remove sentiment

Allah is the lord of Jesus Christ
The statement is not blasphemy remove sentiment

So why blowing fused up and down
To us JESUS is also a Deity, and therefore a God. We pray to Him, and in His Name, and He answers our prayers. We Christians have Three in One GOD, termed Trinity, which are the ALMIGHTY GOD, Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit.

Also your Allah is not our own GOD, therefore he cannot be the lord of our own Jesus.

And finally your own religious sentiments belong to you alone, while our own religious sentiments belong to us. Therefore respect our own sentiments as we do yours.
Christianity EtcRe: Why We Displayed ‘jesus Christ Is Not God’ Banner At Lekki Mosque – Imam by membranus: 1:12pm On Dec 23, 2024
babtoundey:
Some of you consciously chose to be irrational. What the banner caption is a verse from the Quran. And it was posted in Muslims' place of worship with an intention to educate Muslim.

The message is from Muslim book, Quran
It was posted in Muslim mosque by a Muslim leader and for Muslim followers. Where is the attack and provocation.

If "Muhammed isn't a prophet is a verse in the bible" you're free to post it".

I don't accuse you of provocation when you match the public street and market places the street shared by Muslim, Christians, traditionalist, atheist and agnostic, shouting with amplifiers that whoever does not accept Jesus will end up in hell fire.

I don't shout provocation when you knock at my doors, in school and at home to force than bible teachings down my throat even when i tell you i am not a christian

i don't accuse you of provocation when you share pamphlets bearing "Jesus is the only way and the truth"

I don't accuse you of provocation when you sit your stupid ass in a public vehicle preaching second coming to people who care and don't care to know about Jesus.

But you want us to believe you are the most peace loving, most accommodating and most tolerant religious fanatics on the surface of the earth. If you tag going from street to street, castigating and condemning the core values of Muslim faith, binding witches and wizards, condemning everyone who refuses to accept Jesus to eternal pains in hell fire a mere preaching and propagation you are senseless for tagging this a provocation!
We Christians preach our doctrines everywhere, and you Muslims preach your doctrines too everywhere across the nation depending on each regional numerical strength. But have you ever seen a Church all over Nigeria blatantly displaying a banner saying Mohammed is not a prophet of God?

So your Imam displaying such in a Christian dominated environment is provocative, whether you accept this or not. If we Christians choose to ignore this provocation, it is because our own religion preach PEACE with our neighbours as a major theme.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 22nd December 2024 by membranus: 2:14pm On Dec 22, 2024
coolcharm:
Just dey play
Stay tuned for a thriller by Chelsea. Get your popcorn 🍿 ready. And stay away from a draw odd from sportybet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 22nd December 2024 by membranus: 2:08pm On Dec 22, 2024
coolcharm:
Everton to do the lord’s work
Tufiakwa, na lie!
PoliticsRe: Rice Stampede In Okija, Anambra, Many Dead (Disturbing Photos) by membranus: 1:26pm On Dec 21, 2024
Another stampede just happened in Abuja today. 10 death counted already. Too much hunger in the land. This is terrible, the government needs to intervene quickly, the suffering is getting to be intolerable.
PoliticsRe: We Are Killing One Another In SE & Claim We Are Killing Our Oppressors - Bishop by membranus: 1:37pm On Dec 19, 2024
IGBOPROMISE1:
Hehehehehe grin grin grin

Another Yoruba in self-denial! This one thinks Yorubaland is a island of peace in the raging sea of insecurity and iniquity that is ‘one Nigeria’!
Just like you and your brothers above are in self denial on the carnage your IPOB and UGM kinsmen are raging on Igboland.
Christianity EtcRe: Lekki central Mosque Removes “Jesus Is Not God” Banner After Public Outcry by membranus: 1:35pm On Dec 19, 2024
rolams:
I swear on the day I shall die, if you give me the verse, I will hand over the document of the land to you.

A verse of your Bible where Jesus said " I am God" or " worship me"
OK.
PoliticsRe: We Are Killing One Another In SE & Claim We Are Killing Our Oppressors - Bishop by membranus: 1:17pm On Dec 19, 2024
mrvitalis:
I am saying is what ever is causing insecurity in South South n South West plus North Central is likely a major factor in the insecurity in the South East

How u can't comprehend the above is beyond me
There is no insecurity in Yorubaland, that is why your people are rushing to build and reside there. Therefore stick to the rampage you and your fellow thugs are institutionalising in your Ndigbo. The chickens have come home to roost, and you are enjoying it, therefore don't blame others for your regional misfortune.

Don't insinuate nonsensical insecurity ruse about our Yoruba land, we are peaceful and will remain peaceful for a long time to come.
Christianity EtcRe: Lekki central Mosque Removes “Jesus Is Not God” Banner After Public Outcry by membranus: 9:16am On Dec 19, 2024
rolams:
Extremely funny 🤣🤣🤣!

Show me from these verses where Jesus said "I am God or worship me"

I and my father are one - is this the verse you are referring to?
I know you will cheat me of your promised gift. I know there is no quote which I will give that you will agree with. Okay o, no problem😔😔
Christianity EtcRe: Lekki central Mosque Removes “Jesus Is Not God” Banner After Public Outcry by membranus: 8:03am On Dec 19, 2024
rolams:
If you can show me just one verse from that bible you claimed the Islam (Muslim) copied where Jesus (A.S) said I am God or worship me, I will give you a plot of land (currently worth 2.5 million Naira) in Epe local government area in Lagos state. Deal?
John 10
30. I and my Father are one. 31. Then the Jews took up stones again to stone him. 32. Jesus answered them, Many good works have I shewed you from my Father; for which of those works do ye stone me? 33. The Jews answered him, saying, For a good work we stone thee not; but for blasphemy; and because that thou, being a man, makest thyself God.

Here Jesus said it above. Because if He said He and His Father are one, and His Father is God, then He is God also. And the Jews trying to stone him understood it as such.


So Bros, kindly send the documents for me to claim your promised gift of an Epe plot of land. I need money to spend for Christmas.
SportsRe: Anger In Morocco Over Lookman Beating Hakimi To African Player Of The Year Award by membranus: 7:28am On Dec 19, 2024
YoungLionken:
Nigerians have no idea the level of damage and see finish the whole world is serving us..

Before you know it, they will start targeting Nigerians using their route to Spain..

The once proud "Giant of Africa" has become the disgrace and shame of Africa!!!
Yet Nigerians are winning medals and accolades everywhere.

Think Iweala, or lookman, or Chidinma, or Psquare, or Saka, or Badenoch, or Omoo, or Ahmed Musa, or Oshimen, or Wizkid, or even Portable, etc, etc. They are all well known in Africa and over the whole world. How many other African countries have such array of well known personalities?

Therefore keep your self hatred to yourself. We Nigerians are doing well and good across the world

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